ROBLOX PET SIMULATOR 999999999 

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WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME???

i love how we all normalized pet sim being a gambling game for children under the age of 10

hearing albert call somebody a jackass seems so natural and normal after watching videos from his old channel

the fact that all pets rotate on one axis no matter what angle they are facing shows the true amount of effort put into the game

The fact albert doesn’t know what an axolotl is and then continued to call it a fetus is incredible

2:52 flamingo causally calling his pets slaves and playing whipping audios 😭

4:54 “It’s nice to see I’m not banned from this game like uh… Stupid Jackass Schlep!” Bro is shitting on him so hard rn 💀

"A reminder that the roblox corporation does NOT allow child gambling, unless we get a cut of the profit"- David Baszucki

Flamingo just likes to have more fun with freedom of speech every video.

HE DID NOT JUST CALL AN AXOLOTL A FETUS 😭

8:11 OHMYGID LMFAOOOO HELLLPPPP

the fact that it got 200k+ players within the first 30 minutes of it being released is crazy

I remember telling some random person that I wasn't gonna play pet simulator ever again, and I've become significantly more happy after sticking to that vow.

2:22 "The first one will be free, but the second one... will also be free, but the third one, will cost a million dollars!"

6:35 "I'm gonna kill my- oh wait i cant say that on youtube"

Love how he’s slowly not being kids friendly cuz he knows his fans are growing up

Albert never fails to get me motivated into gambling

i can imagine albert giggling as he types in the words " baby getting a cease and desist " into an ai generator 1:06

Nice to know Carlito is still editing for Albert 3:54

8:20 "terrorist attack NEERRR BOOM" caught me so off guard

8:30 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️

"WORK HARDER" and then that whip sound effect is just crazy BAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

The fact that nikillis was also playing this game brings me pure unadulterated joy that is unmatched by what any other thing in this entire universe could bring me.

“Can we tempt you?” I died laughing! 😂 7:31

0:27 caught me so off guard but it earned a good chuckle

Albert is slowly becoming the most not family friendly in the most nicest way 😂

6:24 Bubble Gum Sim did something similar to this, but it got to the point where some pets said 0.0000000000023%

I like how after every video Albert gets further and further away from being family friendly. Keep up the good work Albert 😊

its funny how albert gets less family friendly every video edit: guys im not a bot and i didnt mean to make you guys mad 😭

HAPPY EARLY CHRISTMAS ALBERT🎄 Edit: that’s an axolotl btw 1:25

I love how flamingo will call a minor a jackass but drawls the line at piss

4:35 another daily reminder of how buff Albert is

0:24 him saying jackass felt good

The way a smile came when I heard him say jackass💀💀

0:29 i love how albert swearing is just common now

8:36 Had me rolling

3:56 I made the same joke with that Mr krabs meme a year ago about pet simulator X 😂

Lol i like that flamingo is turning more into the albertsstuff side bc the fact he said "ass" and "jackass"

8:36 PEAK

8:34 Get your white what??!!😃

I love how albert is slowly and slowly coming back to albertsstuff

What sucks is that Preston previously made great classics like Guest Quest Online and Gears Online, two games I used to play lots when I was younger.

i like how albert swearing isn’t getting censored anymore 😭 4:56

Albert never fails to make my toes wiggle with joy.

Hearing Albert calling someone a jackass uncensored warned my soul.

1:31 The poor axolotl getting called a fetus 😔

5:54 omg impossible loot..THE RARE BANANAR ✨🤩🤩🤩

Hearing him swear is so refreshing 😂

Praying that this gem of a video doesn’t get taken down

3:53 This perfectly describes why Pet Sim 99 exists

Too scared to comment anything

Flamingo started swearing more and this is the funnies video I’ve seen 💀💀💀💀

“jackass” caught me off guard

Can we all appreciate Albert going to the local McDonald’s every day to steal Ketchup packets for us to eat in his basement in our cute little dog kennels

it’s weirdly nice to see albert swearing more in videos, shows how he’s trying to mature his channel although i’d argue he was never meant for younger kids lol

that work hard and the whip sound effect was just outrageous

This series never gets old due to Logan and the crew

''What comes after X?'' ''99.'' ''You're hired!'' *pet sim headquarters*

He is swearing alot more lately and it makes everything 100x funnier 💀

Albert: Gets constant trauma about his past Also Albert at 8:36:

that last video *_REEEAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY_* changed his vocabulary

1:32 “it looks like a little Fetus” axolotl Fetus

3:23 i have flashbacks of egg hunt 2020 Albert in Adopt Me!: *bashes chick egg on rock aggressively* also albert: GET YO WHITE AHH OUT OF HERE

“What’s this white fluid? I don’t like that..” I can’t believe he was actually thinking about it

flamingo is getting more comfortable with his jokes now, lol, love it

2:58 NAH WTF IS THIS😭😭

2:42 no ones talking about this guy

Nikilis be up in chat with “UwU” HAHA

let’s just appreciate how flamingo plays 10yro gambling games

0:44 oh no NFT simulator!1!!

I love the fact that Albert says anything he wants and knows he's not gonna get canceled for it. 😂

I love hearing Albert swear it reminds me of albertsstuff

Albert’s stuff is making a comeback with more cusses

9:05 looks like the green monsters in that movie

I love how Flamingo stuffs his video down my organs and sqeezes my braincells

albert gets more in tune with his albertsstuff side every video

This is so nostalgic for nine year old me I would be spending all my moms money on this game 💀💀💀

Ill be honest, its probably not as bad as the previous pet sim game.

I love when Albert makes me feel like a menace to society 😜😜🤭🤭

0:15 They obviously will not ban preston or remove his own game or any type of action because pet simulator makes a lot of money for them, and the ambitious being of preston knows it.

3:05 i can confirm i am the metal

albert is over time becoming albertstuff again and i love it

Flamingo is like a barn cat, he comes and goes when he wants to, and when he returns with mangled bird corpse, we are overjoyed

kinda love that he uses small swear words since he's now having mature audiences. I totally respect all of you guys' opinions. and maybe "mature" was a wrong word choice of me. cuz i can see for myself every time he swore, and I read the comments. it's usually "omgg he swore. he curses," while others are like "looks like albertssuffs making a comeback." along the lines of that. but like @raccoon7753 says it depends on who you're surrounded by. and since i didn't give no age for maturity

“you just saw a humble guy like me make it big in a game like this” that made me cackle

i love how albert is slowly becoming albertsstuff

2:53 this part was personal

albert is gonna turn into albertsstuff soon again and I love it ;)

8:31 the racism was so uncalled for 😭…

HE SAY BAD WORD 😱 ONLY BAD MAN SAY BAD WORD 😭😭😭😭

8:09 Nikilis: UwU

This game really make you feel like you’re gambling for a mystery percentage

loving the cursing albert loving it

1:04 “who cares if he threatens legal actions to little children” -Albert 2023

I love how he said " GET YO WHITE AHH OUT HERE "

Hearing him become less and less kid-friendly is hilarious😭😭😭

“EAT MORE MEATL” got me dying so hard🤠🤠🤠

i love how he gets less family friendly each video 😭 keep up the great work !

i love how albert js started swearing out of no where