Robot Defense Simulator 

ALERT! a 6-year-old CoD player Has entered the area! If he gets a microphone, All is lost!

MvM engineer in a nutshell 1) Wait an hour for a server 2) Put sentry down 3) Wait 150 seconds 4) 50 sentry busters appear 5) Blow up 6) Lose 7) Called a bad engineer 8) Kicked off 9) Repeat

> join mvm match > lose > noob team > all players leave game

The laggy pyro deserves a series all to himself.

That's weird. Dr. Face put out some actual gameplay footage instead of a Gmod video. Huh.

You forgot about the one player that always doesn't ready

>Mvm >Normal match >No mic spam no bad noobs >Fun

It sadden me to see so many engineers just try to kill the Sentry Buster instead of just bait it to explode. It's not hard, people.

how can such a normal replay of a mvm game be so popular?

And sometimes there's that 12 year old on your team who thinks he's in charge of the whole team.

>Join MvM match >Play MvM match without encountering any douchebaggery or grand idiocy >Have a good time Am I the only one who this has ever happened to?!

Oh god, I believe that I'm the laggy Pyro. I had a computer that had a lot of junk on it, I would still play TF2 even though I would get low fps, I did play Mann vs. Machine a lot when it came out. Every time I'd look at this I can't help but to feel that I am the Pyro.

i dont know if this is real gameplay or made in Gmod

This really happened. >Joined TF2 2 months ago >Plays MvM >Chooses Phlog Pyro >Is M.V.P. for wave and tank >Some dildo kiddie joined >Votekicks me for using Pyro >Gets kicked >Joins using other name >Watches former team die because they lost me.

This actually happened to me 1) Chose Medic 2) Uses Kritzkreig and Ubersaw 3) Buy Shield 4) Goes on an Ubersaw rampage and kritz soldier for 4 winning waves 5) Little kid joins 6) Loses wave 7) Kid cries 8) Kid yells team to ban me for being a noob (was the most useful) 9) Kicked

I'm not sure if it was a glitch but I taunt killed a tank with the heavys pow taunt

>Joined server >All of them were kids like me >I play pyro and basically doing the best on my whole team >A kid switches to engineer next wave and we all die due to his sentry getting destoryed >Kid blames me and starts a vote kick >Doesnt get kicked >Make a vote kick for him >He gets kicked

>Join MVM match >Then automatically hears a 10 year old squeaker that has a 10 dollar mic >Round starts >Giant soldier is so close to bomb site >Airblasts away >Kid says "DONT WORRY *static* GUYS *static* I STOPPED THE BOMB >I type in chat "wtf I air blasted the bomb away" >Kid says "SHUT THE *static* FUCK UP U 8 YEAR OLD F2P U MUST SUCK AT TF2" >looks at Kid's soldier >has gibus and pyrovision googles, with ROCKET JUMPER (yes a rocket fucking jumper) , a RESEVE SHOOTER, and a MARKET GARDENER >he can't even rocket jump. >attempts to vote kick me for "idling" even though I'm top scoring >vote kick fails >vote kick him >vote kick works >Pro joins with unusuals >fucking destroys everything >he wins with an Aussie sniper >I win specialized kill streak revolver

love laggy pyro XD

Sentry busters are like Creepers. They only have legs and no arms They are terrifying You KNOW one's behind you when they do their sound They explode

Join game lose 1 round everyone leaves

>Joins MvM >Goes Scout >9year old kid in chat:''Ekip milq kidd'' >dosen't have milk >kicked. Thx Gaben

> Joins a server > Kid screams in chat with a mic out of a garbage can > Kid tries to rocket jump without crouch jumping or even jumping > Blames me for "Hacking him making him unable to rocket jump" > Kicks me > I rejoin after 3 hours via his profile > He's all alone because of kicking everyone > I kick him > People that can actually team up join > We win and I get a hat drop :)

> Joined match on Mannworks > Went Pyro with Backburner/Reserve shooter/Power jack > Was wearing a gibus and pyro vision > Team didn't give a fuck as they didn't keep their heads up their arses > Got to wave 3 We were working well as a team and having a laugh until a tryhard joined: > He saw me and attempts vote kick for noobishness (I was top of the leaderboard) > Fails > Giant demoman attacks, tryhard gets mad since he keeps dying. > Went up behind demo, effectivley insta killed him with backburner crits > Tryhard claims he was the one who did all the work that round and accuses me of doing nothing. > Ended up being vote kicked from match (it was Mann up too).

>chooses sniper >gets machina with full recharge >7 year old rages because his favorite class is pyro so clearly everybody should be pyro >said 7 year old invites all his friends >said group vote kicks me for not using pyro >joins under different name >watches as a mega soldier curb stomps them brutally >laugh as you rejoin and do massive damage with machine >get kicked again for not doing any damage because they think they did all of it

>Goes to Mvm server >Plays Medic >Buys an Upgrade >Voice Chat freaks out >Gets vote kicked true story

mvm in a nutshell

>Joins mvm server >Gets called a f2p for wearing a gibus and using the default grenade launcher >WAS using splendid screen and cleadaheim (idk how to spell it) >was threatened to be banned from server If I didnt give a classic sniper rifle >Was going to get vote kicked >Called the owner an idiot and left

>I play random MvM game >I pick spy >I am doing pretty well >Tank appears >Everyone onloads all their ammo into the tank >Tryhard: "Omg, why the fuck are you playing spy when the tank has no back." >Me: "You know I still have a revolver, right?" >Tryhard: "But you have The Ambassador and the tank doesn't have a head!" >Guy joins game >picks scout >Tryhard: "Omg you idiot scout is a rubbish class does 0 damage." >Tryhard returns to me. "Aahhh I know everyone on this server I'm going to kick you because we have to make up for all the damage you are not doing!!1!!" >Me: "Well you will have to do more damage" and then leaves game. I can only imagine the guy snapping his mic in half with foam spewing out of his mouth.

I join an Mvm server and what happens? people say: do you belive in god? me: (I thought they said do you belive in dog?) so I guessed and said no people: *gasp* YOU ARE THE CHILD OF SATAN bLAh BLAH BLAH me: (before I could even say I didnt understand you I was kicked and my game crashed so I cry for a while and stop playing Mvm for like 2 weeks)

> Join MvM Server > Choose Pyro > Get kicked for no reason Alternate; > Join MvM Server > Press F4 140 seconds later > Get kicked for no reason

press one = build buildings press two = have afk players join press three = hate all the doctors press four = kill medic press five = to pow press six = unleash sentry buster press seven = save engi from blast press eight = imitate robot press nine = "IM A GONNER"

>Uses Tour of Duty pass >Mains Engi >Started off as Engi >New Squeaker who cannot even speak English in a comprehensible manner tells me to change classes >I change to Demo >They tell our team that they need a new Engi >Poker Face >Tells me to change to a Pyro, while they change to Spy >I start making fun of the little nugget as they get murdered multiple times. >Tries to give him some Spy tips, doesn't believe me >I ragequit with my friend after fifteen consecutive losses and not being able to kick him(other players felt pity for him).

I must be honest, I'm a pretty good Spy in MvM. The thing I like to do is sap the Robots and then backstab them to rack up some crits for my Diamondback. Then I just use my stored crits to pick them off... works like a charm. But then there's those idiots who say "OMG SHPEE IZ USELESS STAHP USEIN IIT!!" and votekick me off, all because I'm playing Spy. Seriously, they just can't get it into their thick heads that I'm helping ALOT. Not only does my Ap-Sap disable them, it also slows down Giants and stops the bomb carrier. The times I've saved the hatch from detonation..

TF2 Cycle 1) Choose team 2) Choose class 3) Die like all the time 4) ??? 5) PROFIT!! 6) Repeat

Once I was playing Mann Up and I was defending the bomb site as an engineer, and the announcer said look out for sentry busters, I wasn't paying attention, and I heard beeping, I thought it was a medic's syringe gun, and I turned around to see a giant bomb on legs just millimeters away, charging it's attack, and I thought: "if it had face, it would be giving me a shit-eating evil grin" Scared me to shit lol.

1:08 Doom's rocket launcher in a nutshell

>Does MvM match >Rolls out as heavy >Realizes his team suck and goes demo >carries the team most of the way >scout ain't getting his money >teammates ain't helping with money >soldier keeps popping medics >all others leave after failed attempts >others join and the cycle continues. Welcome to MvM in December!

Needs more Übercharged Rapid Fire Soldiers deploying the bomb. Y'know. Because that's fair.

There's this guy I know who absolutely refuses to press F4 in an MVM match

How's the heavy supposed to get ammo with that dispenser spot?

funny story, join mvm server with 3 friends, then a guy with starter weapons joins, and starts complaining that I was spy, I said well there can be more then 1 spy, he keeps complaing, I change to soldier, he starts complaing that he wants to be soldier now, and kept screaming in his mic, and so I told him to stop, I muted him, and he kept sending kick votes for 40 mins straight, didn't get kicked, I vote for him, within the first 5 secs he got kicked, then another guy joined, and said he was his brother, and it all happens again, so if he joins ur server kick him, he is annoying as f### and is a freaking noob. username:punchdl91.

Sheesh, on the first wave. Just imagine wave 666.

I'm pissed off at people who play MvM now. I haven't played it since the Mecha Engineer update, so I'm not familiar with the new missions, maps.......and "meta". It's either you get into a server with kids or people who have no common sense, or you get in with all these bossy know-it-alls that immediately harp on your upgrade and class choices as soon as you make them. No patience or open minded acceptance for someone who knows how to play well, but isn't familiar with all these deemed optimal strategies in the metagame. Fuck that. When MvM was new, you were encouraged to try anything to beat a mission. And, you'd be surprised at how effective some strategies can be. But no, if I think that my usage of Spy or Engineer can work in the situation I'm wrong and get yelled at or kicked. Ugh, this awesome mode is pretty much ruined for me and I have a bunch of tickets that I still have to use.

1:00 me playing with the Beggar's Bazooka for the first time, thinking that it's awesome. 1:09 end result with me using the Beggar's Bazooka

What I if told you You read the first line of this comment wrong

Couldn't agree more. Also, there was once where i joined a MVM server as Heavy and the others on the server said that i had to choose a different class due to that they think Heavy is too " OP ". Seriously? The Heavy is one of the best in MVM. In a way, he's a part of the backbone of the whole team. So i just said to them: " Good luck and you'll get a ass whoopin' ".

every. single. time.

MvM engineer nutshell: 1.Places camp where bomb is going 2.Moron teammates tell me to move where the bomb isn't coming 3.Nope.avi 4.Moron teammates: VJTFGHKIHNNNNNGGGG 5.Kicked.

1:52 how i play spy

-start tf2 - grabed some freinds - none of them joined so i get randoms - all but one of them goes engie - the one who doesnt go engie goes heavy while i go medic - the heavy yells at me for not healing him (even though i CLEARLY was and it was my job as a medic the revive others - i get kicked not for being a pocket Sometimes i still wonder why valve hasnt given up on MVM yet.

MvM really is difficult without a well balanced team and experienced players. I've played it a lot, but have only "won" about 3 games, because a lot of times people will drop out mid-game and get replaced by a noob who has no idea what the hell they are doin. Also, peeps ALWAYS try to restart the game if you lose the same round more than 3 times. I fucking hate that. You get all the way to the last round, and some whiny idiot wants to restart the WHOLE thing because we lost a couple times. I also play exclusively Heavy (sorry, I kinda suck at about every other class and I'm very good with heavy class). For some reason, people think it's stupid to use a heavy in MvM. WTF??? Heavy class is possibly the most necessary one for MvM.

This is what happens in MVM EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I love how spy is the only one aside from Engie who did anything that was even remotely helpful, and even then he only killed a single robot.

Mann vs Machine in a nutshell xD

1:02 And thus, x10 servers were born.

What's with the medic and money?

1) join on some MvM server 2) notice 3 f2p kids (sniper,engineer,and spy) 4) select soldier with beggar and carry the game 5) you lose one wave cause of one robotic scout and useless team and everyone trying restart wave even that you're all on last wave 6) then get's votekicked for being hacker even that you have 4k hours 7) proofit

You used gameplay not GMod how dare you.

I remember... Back in the days, THIS video made me start playing TF2. I was so intrigued for what the hell was happening here, specially for the engineer's buildings

The computer should come up with a way to detect bad players and play "Wave lost, you imbeciles..." whenever they fail rather than simply "wave lost"

>Join MvM map >Start off well >Pwn the robots >f2p comes >Kills tank with 78% Damage dealt >F2P claims he did everything >F2P Tries votekicking >Fails >Final wave >Airblasts the bomb >F2P claims he saved the bomb >Leaves after claiming my loot

1:16 - 1:19 is an accurate reaction for most engineers on launch day.

If you don't mind taking a break from saying RIP, I'm currently looking for voice actors for a new Spyro themed project www.castingcall.club/projects/spyro-animated-short

1) Join MVM Server 2) You play 1 round and lose 3) Get vote kicked because you weren't playing as whatever they want you to play as 4) The process starts again

2:06 "Now that is what I wanna-" *The communities' reaction to crits*

Funny... usually everyone else toggles ready before the Engineer has a chance to set up, and then everyone yells at him

Guys lets do a vote. Who is more noobier. A man that wears no hats Or a man that wears a gibus.

1:57 This is the part where I yell at the screen: "You can just move the sentry, engie! It's not that complicated"

>Join MvM game. >Have genuine fun. >Lose a few times but win in the end. >Quit. Am I just lucky?

0:00-0:20 me playing MVM in a nutshell.

My MvM experiences have been pretty fun, only once did I get a bad team. This is what happened with the bad team... >joins >tells me to play scout >plays scout >misses 10 cash >gets kicked

2:06 Uncle Dane Reacting To Buffs And Nerfs

1:58 That's why we have dead ringers.

>Join MvM match >Medic is friend who just recently learned the basics of TF2 >Medic pockets you >Scout down >Engineer down >Demoman down >Soldier down

0:45 THIS IS WHY SENTRY BUSTERS EXIST

My experience: -Go on an unofficial server because I'm not another credit card thief enticed by digital hats or gold weapons -Select Medic -Spend set-up overhealing my teammates until my Ubercharge is ready -Uber fighting class closest to the robots -Frantically run around trying to revive dead teammates -Try to shoot robots with Mad Milk syringes -Die

The moral? If you want to play this mode well, PLAY IT WITH FRIENDS. With friends you can: Coordinate with the others to make a good strategy; Screw it, we do derp things because wanna have fun, because none of us care about winning. *Everyone as Heavy saying POOTIS*

>Join MvM match. > Pick Engie. > Build Teleporters close enough to the fight but far enough away so they don't get destroyed and it's a short/moderate walk away from the bomb at any given time. >Build Dispenser behind some rocks where my buddies can replenish their health and ammo but where it won't easily get destroyed. >Build Sentr- > Sentry busters which were completely nonexistant earlier hop out of the gates, the walls, the floors, the sky, the ammo boxes and health kits, that heavy's unusual, and your own hatred towards sentry busters and all sprint like Sonic the Hedgehog at your sentry.

1:11, Any reason in particular you stopped the rocket loading at 9/11?

>Joins MVM Map >Chooses Heavy >Gets starter upgrades >Everyone except Engi is ready >Players yell at Engi to press F4 >Game starts after long countdown >Each round gets a bit harder. >Team fails a round >Player votes to restart game >Most team says yes >Game restarts >I leave the game. Alt: >Attempts to join MVM game >Leaves after an hour of searching

This will always be a work of art to me This was the first time I saw or heard about TF2! And introduced me to it

Hey soldier!!! This is not x10!!!!!!

Gotta love that laggy pyro.

> Joining a *MvM* server < > Choosing Engi < > *ROUND 1* > There was some idiots in a game... But i was good and pretty much *NOT USELESS* In a game (At the top of score) < > *ROUND 4* > 1 kid typed in chat: "wai y not hav milk?" < > Said: " What milk? I am an ENGI! Not scout < > " U hav it ai know" < > He sends a votekick to me < > *SUCCESS* < > Then i rejoined after some hours, all players still in place, but now last round, he now talking in microphone... < (no weird text *(((* ) > "AGAIN YOU? GO AWAY! WE HATE YOU!" < > "Seriously? I was in top of score! You in last place... Even thought i just joined... Wait... YOU HAVE 14 DEATHS AND 0 KILLS? WTF! ITS JUST ROBOTS! KILL 1 OF THEM!" < > *Votekicks him* < > *FAIL* < ( 1 To KICK Him (mine) 5 NOT TO KICK him ) > *Votekick me* < > *Nearly success* < ( 3 TO KICK ME 3 TO NOT (also me)) > "Guys... Why? Really? He did nothing to you! He just sitting in taunt "Texaso Relaxo" ( or whatever is it ) and watching fight... Please... Kick him.. I better than him.. < > *Someone votekicks me* < > *FLAWLESS!* < ( 1 To not kick me (me) 5 to kick me.. ) < > Dat kid: " YEESSS GUYS! WE KICKE... (Last didnt hear...) Results: MvM is worst COOP ever. -2\420

1:45 I never gave you permission to use a clip of me playing as spy

>joins mvm >select sniper >after a round kid spamming for medic in voice and punches E >votekick him >fun time

My normal server: 1) Wait at least 5 minutes to find a freaking server instead of clicking one like 2 fort or dustbowl 2) Choose class that is not available 3) Upgrade 4) See 2 people being the same fucking scout that we don't need 5) Ask one of them to change, and obviously they won't listens 6) Wait 150 seconds, and obviously one person don't know how to press a single button clearly says F4 7) Either a demo or soldier kills himself during a setup for no reason 8) Hear a 12 year old being annoying with a shitty ass mic 9) Play the round 10) Hearing the 12 year old screaming all over the damn place 11) Mute that kid 12) Got killed by a heavy, medic won't heal me back to life because he is blind 13) Another person joins the game, and chooses to be a spy (really? -.-) 14) A scout then go afk for the rest of the game 15) Spy is shitty, then telling everyone to restart (we all clicked no) 16) The bomb has been deployed and loses the game. 17) Half of the team quite because of their shitty skills, too scared to face them again, shouldn't have 2 scouts and a fucking spy,making me do almost all of the work. 18) Quite

I have some interesting story about playing engi too. 2013 year. First months of the Mecha Engie tour existance. >Joins mann up on big rock >Pics engineer >Does not fuck a single time throgh 5 waves >Listens to shitty translated on google translate insults caused by me being russian >Prefers not to answer due having huge problems with english at the time >Broughts more damage resitance for sentry instead of two way teleporter >Broughts a fucking two way teleporter at the middle of the 6th wave for them to finaly shut the fuck up >Being kicked at the 7th wave's last boss Anyone who thinks this is okay, please go make yourself a fucking melted lead enema.

Those Engie eyes need to be a real hat, like TexanVision or something.

0:43 me and the boys after the teacher give us the correct answers of the exam

0:06 What is the sound when the engineer salutes?

and you get golden fryng pan :D

1:51 Literally every spy i know dies after 1 stab in mvm

That engie waited 150 seconds. That's true patience

things i know about you --you reading this comment -you play tf2 -you watch DR.face video -you not die -you played engie -you play mvm -you angry about meet your match update -you healed heavy -you have gibus hat -you suck at sniper -you noticed me that i play tf2 -you have heart -you have computer -you have mini computer(phone) -sometime you ragequit -you have steam

Man, the dark days before the Two Cities update.

What happens to me, Join a server with 5 f2p kids They force me to change class as soldier. (WTF? THEY DONT NEED A MEDIC? cuz i was the medic) Win a round Little kid wasn't enough killing. Kick me out

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