Roe v. Wade Cold Open - SNL 

whaaaat? omg!!!😡😡

He SHOULD be fucking embarrassed. But, he and the 4 other justices, vial the Federalists society and other conservative fascist societies, have had Roe in their cross hairs for decades. They NEED Babies. They NEED supply of CHEAP LABOR. Hence, abortion will be absolutely banned in the states with the LEAST AMOUNT OF EDUCATION. The ignorant are literally voting to subjugate their own damn descendants. Amazing, uh?

from a source that believed in witches and not in rape in the case of a spouse.

@@Hobodeluxe960 Yep. THAT'S how far back the Republicans want to take us. If you are a woman, or if you care about a woman, you are now at war with the Republican Party. And it is a just cause.

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I just can’t!!

Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control. In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

@@bryanjackson8917 I always hear “if you can’t support kids, keep it in your pants.” That’s like telling an addict to quit cold turkey. It’s in our genetic code to reproduce, we can’t control it. Heaven forbid we take away advancements in medical science that allow safe sex while preventing unwanted pregnancy. Maybe pro-lifers are jealous of all the sex pro-choicers get….?

GONE are the good old days!. Sigh.

Damn

As if the people who hate personal responsibility would actually be willing to limit it to just those things instead of having it be allowed for casual sex.

No one can read or write because liberal democrats keep lowering the standards because THEY think minorities cant compete with white children in schools,the democrats are actually the biggest racists in this country but yeah maga,conservatives bad whatever

That's why they are starting to ban books.

That sounds like 2022 to be honest

@@ronaldorivers236 That's not new, though. It's just come to the foreground...again.

Weird how the part about people not being able to read and write is because of idiot liberals lowering standards in schools because THEY think minority children cant compete on a level playing field,but strangely enough Asian and Indian kids (for a few examples) perform better than most and are very successful in our society!

EXACTLY!!! This was Excellent & A very Accurate production about the details & history of that period, they did GREAT!!!

Most underrated line from the whole skit

And historically accurate... let's hope history does not repeat itself

Wouldn't the Moors have been just fine in the 13th Century? I thought their being overthrown was in the late 15th Century.

@@kuahmelallah Well, they were doing kinda great in the 13th century and build the Alhambra palace in the 14th. 15th didnt go so well, but thats just facts you know, not really that important. 😛

I yelled! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

So, so good

I had a left-handed friend with Catholic parents and they never let him use his left hand. Good luck reading his handwriting. So that nonsense is still around. He was also gay which he obviously had to hide from his parents. Isn't religion great?

@@Primalxbeast i went to (catholic) high school,(talking 40 years ago 🙄) with a left-handed guy who, though he was never subjected to attempts to change his dominant hand, still got some ribbing from classmates and teachers for being so. he had the last laugh though, as he turned out to be the best pitcher on the school baseball team.

Left-handed people are in their right mind.

Tea party=MAGA cult=QAnon=GOP.

Well when the life of a child is at stake, you use whatever you can

LOL

Wow 🤩 so right 🥴😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Our conservatives are actually pretty chill. I am a vegan and satanist and I am able to be friends with a lot of rightwing people. It's the alt-right who are the problem and they really are a different crowd. My family is in that crowd, I avoid them at all costs, even my mom.

Umm, you've been set on fire?! Did you go to the police?

Part when i nearly lost my food laughing at dinner. Love this episode.

I was actually impressed they managed to get that line in, and it certainly made me laugh!

@@---nu4ed The white man's hypocrisy.

That hypocrisy seems to cut both ways.

YOu DO realize that pro-lifers only brought up the "my body, my choice" to point out YOUR hypocrisy, right? It was intended to be ironic. All the pro-aborts chanting "my body my choice" suddenly wanted to force vaccines on people. Now THAT is hypocrisy. Also,--and for the LAST time--it ISNT THE WOMANS BODY, ITS THE BABY'S BODY.

And throwing them into the river was so not demonic.

Lefty here.!

Yes! My left-handed dad was hit in school until he learned to write with his right hand. Can you imagine doing that to first graders! Awful!

There's a reason for that left-handed bs. Left is sinestre which also means sinister. So lefties are automatically "sinister" to the unenlightened.

Are any of the judges left-handed by any chance?

At least in the Monty Python sketch, the idiot witch burners figured out a way to test a woman for being a witch, that didn't involve killing an innocent woman who wasn't a witch. Even if it was a complete misunderstanding of what makes things float.

Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and postulate that any universe with humans in it might just be the wrong universe. (We got issues...)

We’re in the wrong universe.

Lmfao that's all I see him as all these clips DOCTOR STRANGE lookin ass!!

@@scrubbydee1993 yeah me too. Hes inna few Netflix movies too and I'm like... dr strange be looking weird as a normal dude 😄 I just seen the new dr strange movie. It was good!

I want to be Dr. Stranged out of this one.

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Isn’t that standard in Alabama?

@@MaximilianvonPinneberg Alabama Needs Jesus!!! 🤣👍🇺🇲

In more ways than one!

I had that same feeling early in the morning on November 9, 2016.

He should say that every history sketch.

@@SheepDogNumber6 💯

Apparently we still have to worry about that in the 21st too...

"murder will always be around no matter what law is passed and what consequences people face" agreed.

And the recipe for the herb mixture is preserved in the bible!

But now the taxpayer doesn't necessarily have to foot the bill for your misdeeds and society doesn't have to approve.

@@mikewilliams6025 "your misdeeds"? like failing to shoot the rapist in the genitals before he can impregnate her? yep, that's her fault, alright. serious misdeeds

"misdeeds"? Taxpayers don't have to "foot the bill"? Federal tax funds were not used for abortions...also you know it costs taxpayers more to raise children than to terminate certain pregnancies right?

Pretty accurate for a certain gender.

Gees, something not right with you.

If Roe v Wade is overturned then the states will get to set restrictions it is not banning abortion nation wide

People, all the comments against this sketch are in the newest first section. RU-vid is scrubbing all the negative and putting the up votes on top

@@fordhamdonnington2738 ok

Why would you have a negative comment about this comedy sketch? I mean, the United States isn't going backwards is it??

The mask joke is spot on reference to covid lol!! Too good!

That's when most of you broads hit the wall, honey.

as and ogr- I mean woman in my thirties this hits hard.

Yeah as a woman who just turned 30 I felt attacked hahahhaha

I feel attacked by this lol.

I was looking for this!

You have the right to do what you want to your own life and body. You don't have the right to destroy a life of an individual living inside you just because you don't want to take on the responsibility of caring for another human being. If some one wants a hysterectomy or vasectomy, that's their choice to prevent not to kill a life.

@@melindaunknown113 well, that tells me all I need to know about your sex life. God bless you, good one though.

@@Don-bi6zc It doesn't matter whether it's "murder" or not. My body, my choice, period. And the majority of Americans believe that abortion should be legal. This is not an invitation to debate. I have spoken.

@@sum12024 but that's the point, it's not your body once it's a living life that shares half it's DNA (follow the science) with the father. If all you can do is hide behind a catchphrase to justify your actions, I truly feel sorry for you. That phrase originated with women who wanted to keep their babies, not be forced into abortion, that was the rights the first feminist were fighting for. Most people who agree with it justify it out of selfish needs. If someone wants a tubal ligation to prevent that's up to them, that's their body. The babies, in any form, that's the baby's body. Don't you think they should have a choice. The only ones who agree with abortion, are already born. God bless you and have a good day.

@@Don-bi6zc Don't tell me "God bless," you hypocrite. My body, my choice, PERIOD. My body does not belong to the government. This is not rocket science. You poor religious brainwashed fool.

They'll be trotting the stakes out right after they make contraception illegal... This is some (truly, apparently) medieval sh*t, and I am scared... Scared, of the GOP. Holy Christ, is all I can say...

This gives the immortal technique song internally bleeding new dimension of real , ''the things I've seen in this world will make you choke by surprise like an aborted fetus in a jar that opened its eyes''.

Apart from anything else he's a hypocrite - since the *_other_* thing people believed in those days was that the unborn's 'life' began at the quickening, when it first begins to move in the mother's womb - usually not before about 17 weeks into pregnancy.

Don’t insult the 13th century like that…

both parties are starting wars, and using up our social security right now, so probably both parties where burning witches too back then. Both parties go to lunch and laugh at us, they did the same back then.

And what makes it next level is 4 of the 5 justices supporting this disaster are catholic - Alito himself, Coney-Barrett, Thomas, and Kavanaugh. And the fifth, Gorsuch, was raised catholic.

@@ked1224 So, it's a disaster when a bad decision is removed. A disaster is when it makes it "harder" to kill innocent babies. Not to worry, this decision does not prevent people from continuing to kill innocent babies, so, disaster averted.

@@ked1224 So? Do we need to approve their religion, before they’re nominated?

@@Ninnjette- I think you're missing the point

@@ked1224 This seems like a pretty ad-hominem attack. Are you suggesting that if they weren't Catholic, they'd magically find a fundamental right to abortion somewhere in the Constitution? They're making a textualist argument, not a Catholic one. If pro-choice advocates believe women have a right to an abortion, they should resort to the legislative process like we do with all other matters not spelled out in the Constitution.

I kind of like that, actually, (Yes I know it's not factual but a happy moon makes me happy)

You're too easily amused. They gave it away when they said "punish the mother" the mother is a mother why? A yes, only when there's a child involved ho hum.

Yes, before telescopes and the concept of science no one had any idea what the sun, moon, and stars were. Or that there were planets and the earth was one of them. For example, obviously the many people who wrote everything in the Bible. And most of Genesis and elsewhere in the Old Testament were versions of stories passed around the Middle East by oral tradition for hundreds if not thousands of years.

@@samuraikyokkan So sorry to offend. I didn't write the cold open, I just thought it was a cute line. Jesus Christ.

@@janenorton6014 I like that thought too. I think the full moon is the happy moon, unless there's a lunar eclipse during which, as we all know from science, a dragon eats the moon then spits it out. 🙂🌙

YES

One of the reasons I don’t like SNL anymore is precisely that. These are supposed to be professionals who are good at learning their lines to perform naturally. But here they look like Amateur middle schoolers who just got their scripts five minutes ago, so they rely on that cue card instead. It gets annoying. But I do still appreciate the occasional well done sketch like this one.

@ManYoureAStrangeAnimal have you watched Studio C? They do fantastic work without cue cards.

Really? Because I definitely noticed the cue card reading

Killing babies is progress?

Because all progress is good progress? Returning it to the state level is the right thing to do

@@taylorb7191 NO it is NOT! This will only hurt the poor. The rich will JUST GO TO an ABORTION STATE!

Weak, frustrated white men who are desperate. It's all about power and control. We need to get as many young ppl out to the poles. You do realize that nearly 70% of the ppl in this country think that abortion is between a woman, her partner, her doctor, and perhaps her spiritual director.

Progress up a mountain is great, untill you blindly go off a cliff

On what basis do women NEED abortion?

@@naturallycurlyhair4413 Need is a relative term. It could relate to survival of the mother or the well-being of the potential child if it is allowed to mature. The foster system is a mess and many women can't afford to raise a child, medically or financially.

@@lizthom9434 Your argument with children having a less than ideal life you could use that reasoning to euthanize all children in foster care as well. You’re also forgetting that this would be a very young baby, there’s hundreds of people on waiting lists for babies. A 13 year old kid may be stuck in foster care, but a 3 month old is not. And in terms of the woman being in trouble health wise. Do you think a doctor should perform a quadruple bypass and someone if they don’t need it? ‘Cause at the moment abortion is purely used for nothing more than a cosmetic surgery which ends up making light of women who actually almost died and wanted to have a child. And after all that is said and done the woman chose to have sex and therefore got pregnant.

@@naturallycurlyhair4413 Against abortion? Then don’t have one

@@marybell3013 Wasn’t planning on it, but none the less I don’t want other people murdering innocent human life. Riddle me this. If there was someone who was abusing an 8 week old puppy, but you didn’t have a puppy, could you still be in the moral right to call the police or animal control?

Glad you find human death so amusing. It takes all the misgivings of the medieval age and applies them with bias to the topic of whether we should turn a blind eye to the culling of unborn human children.

When it hasn’t been your day Your week, your month Or even your century

We need to Vote, make sacrifice and go vote .

Constantly.

Moors gunna be moors 🤷🏿‍♂️🤣

It's going to be mine. B/

That comes right after the modest proposal to breed human children for rich people to eat …

Oh my God, I wasn't sure if you were serious or not, so I looked it up. That is f**king chilling.

literally the plot of the handmaids tale

WHAT?!

@@heartsing6459 - Maybe people like the author of Handsmaid's tale are time travelers. I mean, her book is becoming prophecy fulfilled.

Really. We're 8 centuries on. I can't believe we still have to fight for the basic right of bodily autonomy.

Different century, same shit.

@@kathen58 But god tho :(

Obama said he would write it into law. Guess what he did instead?

@@conantheagrarian - Believe that assholes like you are doing your best to ensure we have no rights but those you allow us? We don’t have to worry about belief, we live this everyday.

Image the slap you'd get for killing a baby...😂

SAME HAHAH

Same! Fuck it.

It's not spot on. It's wrong and idiotic. Abortion is not guaranteed by the constitution. Don't like the abortion laws in your state? Move. It's not up to the Fed to decide unless congress passes a law that is then signed by the president or the veto overturned by congress.

I had to subscribe because you're freaking Beautiful🌹

And so it came to pass, in The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen, that the half ass, half childe became the [would-be] king over the Land of the Free and the Home of the Braves...

My father was born left handed, when he attended Catholic school and they made him switch to only using his right hand for writing. They said that the left hand is “of the devil”

@@marybell3013 omg I can’t believe it yet at the same it’s sad but true.

@@marcosc7375 I believe it. My aunt is very very religious, and I remember when we were kids, she tried to force my left handed cousin to be right handed

@@jpkuremi old beliefs. It’s sad we somehow seem to be going back to those days. Getting rid of books now the abortion and limiting voting rights. Trying times for no reason.

As a Lefty I find that F-ing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not just historically - ♫ Sweeet hoooome Aaaaalabaaama tududududududududu ♫

Did you find out?

Yes. Left hand children were thought to be open to demonic possession up until very recently, like 1980s kind of recently.

they are fair its the murder of a child

@@DavidWHill-kt1gy are you freaking serious?! How dare you! You’re a joke.

As if a law that wasn’t made by some Bimbo from ASU couldn’t have merit...

@@DavidWHill-kt1gy Sure, lets have hundreds of thousands of unwanted babies - and then look at each other in shock when these kids turn into hoodlums and shoot up schools. What is the point of bringing an unwanted child into the world? What is the point of making a child carry another child because she was raped? This is just about sex. A fetus is merely a potential human being. The idea that a woman would want to have sex for reasons that have nothing to do with procreation is difficult for many people to accept.

@@DavidWHill-kt1gy nice joke bro

Always trying to one up the ghost of Scalia...

Same goes for religion in general

Ancient ignorance. Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?

@@jasonblackwell5456 Yep. It's what happens to capitalism after a certain point. Welcome to CostCo... I love you.

@@mistercohaagen It happens to every "ism" no matter where you shop. I love you too.

At least you can wake up. Abrtd babies can’t

@@jalexb915 Sucks to be them, then.

my dad was beaten and held back from school for 3 years because he couldn't write with his right hand. Told he was stupid. So at 17 he ran away from home and joined the Navy during WW2. He later went on to be a Flight Test Engineer.

@@suzandouglass5241 Just think of where he could've gone if they'd just let him write with his left hand.?

@@suzandouglass5241 Oh, man. He suffered so much. :'( I'm so sorry. I'm glad he got away and somehow had the self-possession to do what it took to become a Flight Test Engineer. Amazing.

There's too much tolerance shown to left handed people these days. Frankly they could use a good smiting.

@@andrewodell4021 😆😆😆

Their plague masks didn't actually work back then though.

It illustrates Republican hypocrisy.

@@johnarcarese172 Divisive much? The hypocrisy spreads across all lines, borders, labels and categories, teams or parties. Human stupidity isn’t defined within a specific box you put people in. It is equally represented.

@@Stevie-J What a stupid response. Just because you make something up and post it on RU-vid doesn’t make it true.

@@scottf5791 no, wrong. Mask-wearing was a completely partisan issue, with almost the entire Republican party campaigning against them at one time or another, despite the overwhelming evidence they could help save lives. You're being disingenuous. This particular stupidity was entirely one sided. Republicans sure did go all in on ivermectin though. 🙄 The 12th century equivalent of bleeding someone to let the bad spirits out.

^^ Spot on. Right-wing crazies shouting Freedom Freedom, while literally celebrating taking freedom, liberty, privacy, and personal choice away. Can't make this kind of hypocrisy up, folks.

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah because you wouldn't want those people to interfere with drug sellers, strip joints, glory holes, and other liberal pursuits

But enough about the democrats……

You know that flat earthers are faking it, right?

Listen, sugar. I'm glad you liked the TV show. But it's time to make me dinner. I want a pork chop AND fried chicken. We're making a fourth baby tonight.

God is real.

What else are they gonna do? Nobody else is hiring them

Tbh, I didn't really rate this skit. A bit bland.

@@katy3901 Yer mum's cookin is a bit bland, Katherine!

Unless you are Amber Heard. Fighting through lies and cries is just a victim where mental illness thrives.

Actually it's two choices. The first is to fight. And the second is to vote blue. If you don't follow through on both, you're just wasting your time.

How do you fight the Supreme Court...supposedly, they don't care about public opinion..but obviously they are now a political body...don't see how we can win this crime against women and the war on her independence and freedom....sickening

@@excalibur2024guy that mentality is why a pro abortion democrat is the president right now.

And, as the sketch points out immediately after, they have the power to silence or kill us for trying. It's not gonna be an easy fight.

Kate has practised her Scottish accent. She tried to get a Scottish character onto SNL, but Lorne continually rejected her. She probably kept polishing the accent in hopes of changing his mind.

@@irenemax3574 , Um, couldn't it also be because she's of at least partial Scots descent? Her mother's maiden name was Campbell, and the name "McKinnon" is also Scottish.

The practice is probably what made the difference, unless she heard family members with that accent all around her while she was growing up.

Practice. Lots of practice.

because she's a genius and she's hardworking

Great idea and casting choices! 💙

Yesssss!!!!! Boost up this comment people!

Yes please.

Hahaha YES

I agree!

because other idiots elected them

I may be an idiot, but at least I don't think child murder is ok! 👍

And/or jumping up and down… right? RIGHT?!

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@@ThestuffthatSaralikes whilst gyrating

A woman has "ways" to shut it down, too.

If the pro life crowd cared half as much about children who have been born then maybe there wouldn’t be so many abused children. What is to happen to these kids whose parents never wanted them but were forced to have them? -Avery Woman ‘melted’ to couch; autopsy showed she was eating it, parents out on bond ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-khYr7Loo-gs.html 😜

Creepy vampire Matt Gaetz would probably vomit at the mere thought 😂

@@clothilde1623 Looks at 21 year olds like they've got one foot in the grave...😵

You are so funny. Ha ha nah

They like em at the ripe childbearing age of 12 🥰

they're not fighting for 12 year olds to be able to get married for nothing! they want them young, uneducated, and popping out 5 kids by the time they're 20. girls should only live and breath to be impregnated by men; no matter if they're as ancient as Mitch McConnell

Yes, I can't imagine how horrible it will be to not be allowed to slaughter babies! 🙄

I almost got irony poisoning watching it! Kudos to all!

Except, as the sketch illustrates, we don't have it for long, if those in power choose to silence or kill us for it.

unfortunately the people who make these decisions for us just don't care, and they seem immune to ridicule.

Calm down, jiggle jugs. We men will take care of you now.

What a bunch of losers. So its ok to murder infants? Yall are sick

I’m against killing in all its forms. SNL is apparently not.

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Saying this is your favorite SNL sketch, tells me all I need to know about you. Wish all life was this easy.

@@saltynutsman1 cry about it

The 15th Amendment was ratified in 1870, should 19th Century laws really be the basis of 21st Century policy?

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I totally get it as I do the same. A close friend of mine watches "the news" and always winds up annoyed or pissed off, as did I. Laughter, even if it is with mixed emotions is always better than being triggered to anger. Quite frankly, it hurts to see a theocracy beginning to form. I feel for y'all (women).

You probably could seek help for free if in any other country but you know freedom.

Yeah I heard years ago that the truth hurts however today I'm laughing because it's so true Hello from NJ and I'm pro choice

@@whyythestupidithurts5564 For reals, man. I don't hold out hope for America anymore. It is just seeing history repeat itself stateside that draws that out.

Same Nancy Morrison. Same. 😔

Exactly the mothers life has more value.

I’m sure she won’t… but Charles… “Hippity hoppity this is now my property.” (Try saying this in Charle’s voice.)

at this point i actually wish she would

funny thing is that in midieval times, abortion before 16-24 weeks was legal.

@@dietotaku at least we'd get universal healthcare

Fun fact: a lot of Americans don't even know there were colonies, let alone from England.

Undo the 'progress' that has killed 63 million people since 1973, with black babies being the most represented? Genocide is not 'progress.' The world mourned when 3,000 people died in 2001 at the WTC. We decry the number of deaths in wars. We scream about how Covid was killing people en masse....but we ignore the killings that eclipse all of those combined. It's easy, though, because those being killed don't have a voice. They're easy to ignore. We have a history of treating those with no voice as expendable - rightfully we ended slavery....but we switched to killing them in the womb instead.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Describes the Republican party perfectly.

Truth be spoken - oops - not in this country.

@@timothyball3144 Congress! I love that joke!

True. But also it's must *have*

… She also went on a trip to Scotland to investigate her roots. Look for the Seth Myers video: Kate McKinnon, wee midges . It’s hysterical 😭

@@thomasrosebrough9062 Give it up. Usage will slip inexorably toward "of" as an acceptable option, and there's little difference in terms of the clarity of what is being said. Or did you find it confusing?

@@mysteryachiever were they in Scotland?

Then the witch trial, "Sorry witches, YA BURNT"

THAT'S where that's from, it was bugging me 😂

I was like... yessss.

Ya burnt existed as a phrase long before Seth Meyers.

@@ammaleslie509 Congrats on noticing that. When you learn to master conversational context, reply again.. LOL😆

👏👏👏👏👏

I chose to risk my own life. I chose to end the hope of life for someone else. Nope. Sorry. Not a good comparison.

@@johnlombard777 You didn’t just choose to risk your own life; you wilfully endangered the lives of others, especially those more vulnerable than you, and used your right to body autonomy to justify your (highly selfish) choice. And yet you are willing to deny that same autonomy to millions of women, even if their lives are in danger. It is rank hypocrisy.

@@clothilde1623 Nope. Don't see it. By not getting vaccinated, you are almost completely risking your own life. Because (1) The people who ARE vaccinated will be resistant to the virus you might carry. And (2) Let's face it, everyone will be exposed to CoVid eventually. And (3) Also, vaccinated people can still transmit CoVid. The HUGE difference is: If I chose not to be vaccinated, I MIGHT be harming others, but probably not that much. But if a woman aborts a child, she is 100% not ever giving it a chance. (Typical of pro-choicers, you emphasize the rights of the woman without ever mentioning the rights of the child.)

@@johnlombard777 see this just shows your own selfishness. The masks aren't for YOU, they're for the people around you. You could've been walking around asymptomatic but breathing covid all over people's kids, immunocompromised people, or people who live with kids/immunocompromised people and THEY did not choose any of that. It's not all about YOU. And before you say, "well they can just stay home" you know damn good and well that isn't feasible for everyone. People have to venture out to get food, visit the doctor, etc

And she usually inherited her property and home from dad, who died - So ergo (ergot wheat) She would beeeee aaa WITCH , yes a vvitch ,

The post-natal mortality was around 50% back in the time the sketch portrays, which is why so many women back then were happy if they could get admitted into a religious order and be relatively safe in a nunnery from continuous pregnancy.

As she should be

“Well that’s not right either.” - Hank Hill.

And still is in cults like Mormonism (former Mormon here).

JUGGLER

@@emmittfarts4815 Lol, friggen clowns

The court juggler?

We would have also accepted "jugular." SMH.

@@Igaveyoumyfakename You're so vein!

Well, liberalism is a mental disorder, so they play insane without really trying.

Yes. Shows the insanity of the left.

You think that states having the right instead of a blanket law is “insanity”?

@@water_burger4181 50 little fiefdoms. We fought a war about that, and the UNITED States won.

@@water_burger4181 yes

@Brandon Smythe No, he's a great actor, not a god.

@Brandon Smythe he’s not calling him a god.. it’s an expression

Mere Mortal Benedict isn't too shabby, either

Bendydick Cuminherass

@Brandon Smythe You should have included an emoji for the sarcasm-impaired.

That was fucking hilarious

Nah, these folks think they’re deep. Whack.

@Jesus is coming. Read the Gospel. 18 You who are slaves must submit to your masters with all respect.[a] Do what they tell you-not only if they are kind and reasonable, but even if they are cruel. 19 For God is pleased when, conscious of his will, you patiently endure unjust treatment. 20 Of course, you get no credit for being patient if you are beaten for doing wrong. But if you suffer for doing good and endure it patiently, God is pleased with you. Bible Gateway passage: 1 Peter 2:18-20

@Jesus is coming. Read the Gospel. May her breasts satisfy you always. Proverbs 5:19

You're so very intelligent. Give yourself a pat on the back. Oh wait, you already have. The irony.

@@TheSaxon. Of you misusing the word "irony"?

glad to see some sanity here

You missed the part where rape, murder, sex-segregated and race-segregated oppression were the issues and chronology itself was not

The argument is not that old laws are bad but rather that being old doesn't make a law NOT RIDICULOUS

The sketch is in fact an argument against the logical fallacy, Appeal to Tradition.

Maybe the terrorist we were fighting was inside us all along.

That's not the issue and not all Democrats are down with killing fetuses. It's about enabling states the right to choose on this matter via voting.

@@johndow7689 WAT. It's about citizens having medical privacy and bodily autonomy, which violates the religious beliefs of christianst trying to steal our democracy and turn into a gross theocracy (because they hate and fear women and the power we have). Pay attention!

@@johndow7689 except they won't actually have that choice. Their politicians will decide, and due to gerrymandering and blackmail, the people don't even have that much say over who their politicians are. And yes, blackmail is a big issue. Most of Kentucky hates Mitch McConnell, but he brings a lot of money to their state, so they keep voting him in. He's holding the economic welfare of the entire state hostage so that people who don't like him keep voting for him.

Republicans are down with making sure women’s uteruses and sex lives are owned by them. Once you give up your rights you become a slave.

gimme a left hand-j

And today, Democrats want to "throw" children with Down's Syndrome "into the river."

Mean if they are going to base 2022 law off then , need to adopt other laws to introduce balance . Mean if republicans want it grown children and a river over a clump of cells that's dark but hey as they wish for their feel feels .

@ff eater It's ok to think abortion is wrong, just don't force other people to think. that and apply it to yourself. Referring to a time when humanity outside Europe was considered as animals, European women were slightly better, the earth was flat and the sun turned around earth is maybe not the best argument. You cannot cherry-pick what was wrong then and now according to your beliefs. You can just state them without explanation because this is what it is, a belief and you have the right to have one.