Rollins's Rules: LAX 

Do you want the *family man* or do you want the swingin' man? You choose the travelin' man. Travelin' man, you get the travelin' man. With your little air hanger built, smilin' through your guilt. Travelin' man. Here I come. Here I come, travelin' man.

Can't wait to go home! LAX is is my portal to the home front. One day I will have finished my time in the Army and when I do I will pass through the gateway that is LAX into the heaven that is the city of angels. Los Angeles here I come!

Great to see Henry in another show! This almost feels like an extended advertisement though.

3:07 Big dog looks at Henry- Why did you stop petting me and start petting the little dog?

THIS IS AMAZING. Henry, Dogs, and Travel. Into all of it.

Where’s that fanzine kid to ask you if you sold out?

Awesome Henry Rollins is the best. Was really hoping it was more centered around his Airport Secuirty Comedy, maybe he can do a PSA for TSA

Nice Henry

I close my eyes and I imagine Zaheer from avatar giving me tips on how to get around LAX

I do all of these things. You're welcome!

Sorry but he forgot to mention that the LA airport is the most difficult airport in the USA to go from one terminal to another. It is STILL literally backwards. There are little small signs hidden on where to connect and then you have to take these buses with no sign or instructions where to go from one terminal to another and then walk 10-15 mi. across a complicated pathways; its HELL. EVERY SINGLE TIME if I have less than an hour to change planes I almost miss the connecting flight and am covered in sweat trying to find my connection. Once I had an hour to get a flight to London and there was a line of 150(Slow moving) people and all I wanted to know was where was the connection. I had to brazenly jump to the start of the line to ask and luckily was allowed to. Even then I had to rush like a madman taking buses a near mile away and bad directions to find my connection. Its still really backwards with no real signs of how to get to other terminals; SERIOUSLY. I have never had an easy time connecting flights in LA. Don't take my word for it. LA airport is so behind the times.

Fanatic, welcome to LA

huh ... this makes me wanna go to LA, genuinely. This is cool.

1:03 101 lb luggage in one suitcase lol! You might not be able to run with it but you should be able to lift it.

and he's still grabbing the mic the same way as in the 90's

Come on, everybody with any sense knows that LAX videos have sucked since the one with Keith Morris.

Henry, what do you think of an episode in Rio de Janeiro ??? #warzone 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Henry will do anything for a dollar

Henry officially wins RU-vid.

So fuckin' punk bro

Great publicity for both LAX and Henry! I was nearly convinced that LAX gives a shit, and Henry isn't a massive egotistical prick.

20 years ago I bought his books and went to his spoken word shows where he would rage against a world that in his opinion was ‘inauthentic’. AND NOW THIS! The betrayal is real. You ruined Black Flag

he missed a very important part of the lax experience. hiring a professional black car driver. it all starts from your house or hotel. no not uber, a real pro. a chauffeur.

You're never alone at LAX. That's why you'll need petting dogs to deal with your loneliness. Jeez, Rollins, what were you thinking?!?

And then he's gonna lecture people of modest means about the environment. Isn't a 20 hour flight the equivalent of using your car for a year? Stay home. Tourism sucks.

Corporate sellout