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"i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done" - ron swanson describing my work ethic
Here's some of your favourite Ron Swanson quotes, as polled by the community tab! Whether it's Ron's thoughts on fishing (basically yoga) or the best friend he ever had (they still never talk sometimes) it's here. Did we miss a moment? Let us know in the comments - or check out our post in the community tab!
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@Avatar1977 2 года назад

How can you do over 8 minutes of the best Ron Swanson without including "Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have"

@beenieweenie1986 2 года назад

Stop. I worry what you heard was bring me alot of bacon and eggs. What I said was bring me all the bacon and eggs you have

@gregiep 2 года назад

This. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

@gregiep 2 года назад

Still a fun vid, tho

@namjamlewis1844 2 года назад

Or what project are we working on today? I KNOW MORE THAN YOU!

@heavy_peace8872 2 года назад

@@beenieweenie1986 The little 👌 he made while speaking really drove it home;

@nnaproductions 2 года назад

Chris going “Oh no” when he realizes the reason for the pig’s presence is one of my favorite P&R gags ever.

@seta2710 2 года назад

Tom has a name

@nnaproductions 2 года назад

@@seta2710 they are gonna cook, chew and swallow Tom. Yeah that doesn’t sound right…

@posham219 2 года назад

One of my favourite moments was when he announced because of a miscommunication a beautiful pig celebration was turned into a barbecue.

@Rattrap007 2 года назад

@@posham219 was going to say the same thing. He is so happy reading it, then realizes what he announced.

@WYCD 2 года назад

4:41 Timestamp

@ritwik8830 2 года назад

"Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.” Absolutely true.

@thesubhumancomedy 2 года назад

Acclaim- and applause politicians are what we are stuck with.

@abhinavshukla2202 2 года назад

@@thesubhumancomedy I second that

@Kinobambino Год назад

"I'm not a sore loser, I just prefer to win and when I don't I get furious"

@O___________0 2 года назад

- There’s been a mistake, you’ve accidentally given me the food that _my food_ eats. - Salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding. - *Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?*

@onilord1830 2 года назад

Best quote ever

@O___________0 2 года назад

The way he delivers the “is a gerbil marrying a rabbit” line with such straight face KILLS me 👌

@MitchM240 2 года назад

No he says you have given me my foods food. Much funnier that way.

@O___________0 2 года назад

@@MitchM240 Nope, that’s incorrect.

@theplayernkc 2 года назад

My favorite. 👍

@gonzowarburn7045 2 года назад

Doctor: Do you exercise? Ron: Yes. Woodworking and love making.

@valentin7693 2 года назад

Love making and woodworking*, but yes lol

@gonzowarburn7045 2 года назад

@@valentin7693 easy to confuse them, they are almost interchangeable

@QixTheDS 2 года назад

@@gonzowarburn7045 But out of respect for Swanson, we must get it right.

@gonzowarburn7045 2 года назад

You're right, Puffknuckles, I must be dyslexic or something. I'm sorry Ron, my dudes.

@lightning0938 2 года назад

How could you miss "History began on July 4 1776, everything before that was a mistake." Or Mother: "My daughter was supposed to do a report on why government matters, this is what she wrote" Daughter: It doesn't Ron: Well said

@oz_jones 2 года назад

Ron interacting with the kid and her mother was sublime.

@quenteqmampff8204 2 года назад

Andy inadvertently gives Ron the best 'congrats on your baby' with a calm and simple "Oh, Ron cool baby."

@posham219 2 года назад

I’m surprised he didn’t fire jerry when he gave his baby the property of the government shirt.

@josepha.4072 2 года назад

"Thank you, Andrew"-😆😆😆

@SynchronizorVideos 2 года назад

I’ve started using that line in real life. It’s always been well-received.

@encycl07pedia- Год назад

Oh, Ron, cool baby.*

@Xylarxcode 11 месяцев назад

@@SynchronizorVideos You must know a lot of people named Ron. I imagine it would be far less well received by people not named Ron.

@iPeace460 2 года назад

“Are the scissors broken in your house, son!!?!?” then zoom in on the kid kills me every time I don’t know why

@mr.ramjangles5165 2 года назад

Me too…when it’s time for haircuts, I say this to my son! My wife laughs every time, but my son has no idea what it means! 😂😂😂

@MauriG89 2 года назад

That's one of the all time greats of P&R

@WYCD 2 года назад

2:34 Timestamp

@melliott388 2 года назад

Same!!!

@alyasuramza 2 года назад

"Oh Ron, cool baby" "Thank you, Andrew" Only gets funnier every time you watch it

@justtrollinalong977 2 года назад

I think its because just like the scene with Ann crying over Ron "enjoying moments" - Ron understands Andy's language/lingo and to Andy that was a *great compliment* and thus Ron thanks him in his own lingo: gentlemanly calling him Andrew. People who are really fans get this and thus find it especially endearing despite the simplicity.

@Xylarxcode 11 месяцев назад

Everyone else: *super excited and immediately begin coddling and baby talking to it* Ron: *supresses annoyance* Andy: *casually* 'Oh, hey Ron. Cool baby.' Ron: 'Finally, someone who gets it. Acknowledge his existence with a short, polite exclamation of approval and move on with your day.'

@rmoultonrmoulton145 2 года назад

Always been a fan of "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." My favorite was mentioned in the video which was nice..."When given the choice between doing something or nothing, I chose to do nothing. But I'll help someone do nothing. I'd work all night if nothing got done." Great comment on how Kafkaesque governement effectively gets nothing done while seeming to be working always.

@sadfaceemojioxlong8593 2 года назад

As long as you start with something decent, I’d that so much of a problem?

@gregovaromoreno6318 2 года назад

Sometimes in my philosophy class, I quote Ron, I have a 10 in that class

@mrcombustiblelemon2902 2 года назад

If I were a philosophy teacher and someone turned in an essay that said "ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON", I'd be obligated to give them a 10 as well.

@1standTunaPodcast 2 года назад

Out of 5. Good man.

@Zack_Axel 2 года назад

Out of 100? Or 10?

@skeebydobopbopanetflixoriginal 2 года назад

Good for you

@DonDesparko 2 года назад

A 10? Where your school?

@ritwik8830 2 года назад

Ron Swanson once said" I'm gonna just stay angry. I find that relaxes me."

@JustCallMeBo1 2 года назад

*At this point, I quote him without even realizing and I'm perfectly fine with it.*

@CK-sn2lg 2 года назад

I made my dad watch Parks & Rec and he related so much to Ron that he will pepper in a Ron Swanson quote into everyday conversation

@panampace 2 года назад

If you don’t have a Ron Swanson quote you unironically live by are you even really living

@frumpusnumpus 2 года назад

Ann : 'any history of mental illness?' Ron: 'I have an uncle who does yoga'. 😂 😂

@ScottMcChicken 7 месяцев назад

Surprisingly, no medical professional has laughed when I've said that.

@ritwik8830 2 года назад

“I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”

@auntpurl5325 2 года назад

I'm cross stitching that onto a pillow.

@gracemon2oe 2 года назад

“There's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing.”

@goawayimsleeping509 2 года назад

"Wait. I worry what you just heard was, 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs'. What I said was, give me *all the bacon and eggs you have*. Do you understand?"

@anne-marie2838 2 года назад

Ron Swanson, on meeting Ben Wyatt and discovering his plans to gut the parks department: “What’s a non-gay way to ask that man to go camping with me?”

@brkyq 2 года назад

Ron in hardware store when asked if he could be helped. “ I know more than you.”

@dixonsimpkins905 2 года назад

My favorite Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here? Ron: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

@kasbakgaming 2 года назад

One of my favorites is "Tom put all my songs into this rectangle! This is an excellent rectangle!"

@agathamaya76 2 года назад

"if any of you need anything... at all... Too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults" Best Ron Swanson quote ever... Story of my life 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️😭

@warpath6666 2 года назад

When I'm in need of guidance, I put my finger to the side of my head and think "Hmmm, what would Ron do?" 😄👍

@patrickcalip948 2 года назад

Ron Swanson teaches a lesson. A few sincere words from the heart can be more impactful than any prepared speech. Although a difficult way of life, honesty is the best policy.

@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 года назад

Ron bringing “Tom” the pig to the picnic was hilariously dark and I have no doubt Ron would have gone through with butchering him.😅 6:10 Hey that’s me.😊

@aparna2701 2 года назад

It was my favorite one of all of em good job 😂😂😂

@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 года назад

@@aparna2701 Thanks!😊

@Adamdidit 2 года назад

He did go through with butchering him. Just not there.

@vergilmontiero2558 2 года назад

Nice job globby that's an honor

@jm100368 2 года назад

Wow and you butchered the quote. nice job

@scallywag1716 2 года назад

He’s right…the less you know about other people and their “affairs” or “stuff” in their life the happier you are. It’s been working out great for me.

@oliversomething 2 года назад

Mo' people, mo' problems.

@fae206 2 года назад

My favorite of these lines is definitely “there is no quiet. There is only doc mcstuffins” that being said though, that show is quality childrens programming

@cutiedudie2002 2 года назад

Wait ... is that a real show? I thought he just made it up.

@Ze_N00B 2 года назад

@@cutiedudie2002 Nope. It's real. And if I ever have kids, I'd be okay with giving up silence.

@luedanger561 2 года назад

When people start getting chumy with me I call them a different name 😂

@mcjim256 2 года назад

That’s a great idea, Lester 🤣 -April

@Murph_. 2 года назад

It's hard to pick a favorite... but if I had to pick one, it's the one where he pulls out his tooth. Ron Swanson is everything I want to be (without the Tammys).

@SayedI313 2 года назад

"Fish meat is practically a vegetable." The greatest quote ever

@matttondr9282 2 года назад

But then shrimp is his 3rd favorite food… LIAR

@NesconProductions 2 года назад

Interesting how his #1 favorite food is shrimp 🤔..

@SKyrim190 2 года назад

@@NesconProductions #1 is bacon

@benjamincoubrough95 2 года назад

And then says he loves fishing

@abhinavshukla2202 2 года назад

@@benjamincoubrough95 not for food, as sport

@eduardobranco8349 2 года назад

Everything Ron Swanson says about government is 100% correct!

@dhinton1 Год назад

Sadly ...... it is 😂

@puslint 2 года назад

"Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowablity and meaningless of human existence? No, it’s just a fn fish"

@derrickhizon446 2 года назад

I did work with a bunch of people for over a year. Never knew nor attempted to know their names. I agree with Ron on this. Its nice that I never get to talk to them sometimes.

@vergilmontiero2558 2 года назад

Sometimes that's the best part of work, especially if the people there are intolerable.

@RouletteRog 2 года назад

"I once worked with a man for three years and never got to know his name. Best friend I ever had." This is like military friends. We knew each other by last names... or maybe only nicknames. I have a few friends whose first names I've never learned.

@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад

Oddly enough, that’s similar to working in restaurants and bars

@thebritishexo252 2 года назад

"The World is a Nightmare" Truer words have never been spoken

@thesubhumancomedy 2 года назад

It depends a little bit on how, and where, you live it.

@sadfaceemojioxlong8593 2 года назад

Sent to draaaain

@elijahaitaok8624 2 года назад

"You had me at meat tornado." I feel that on in my soul

@nicholasfarrell5981 2 года назад

"What does this even say?" "The man who kills me will know."

@kiralipn 2 года назад

I like the ones where they have one or two words off because it means they typed it from memory. 👌👌👌

@eibbor171 2 года назад

favorite quote is "any dog that weighs less then 50ibs is a cat and cats are useless" been saying that before this show was even made and i love how the best character on the show says it and everyone thought i was crazy well looks whos laughing now..stupid ants

@timothyfloogle 2 года назад

Cats are pointless *

@FireLordJohn3191 2 года назад

My dog is less than 50 lbs and it’s not a cat.

@godsperfectfailures796 2 года назад

The question is, what about a husky? They weigh in at just over 50lbs, but act *exactly* like cats

@JiMMY-my1ds 2 года назад

‘Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness’

@TheDiggity42 2 года назад

“Oh, Ron, cool baby.” “Thank you, Andrew.”

@metallord6960 2 года назад

I love how in the early seasons Andy and April were basically the kids that Ron never had.

@SpicyNO_odles 2 года назад

Sometimes I be like - I want to be Ron Swanson today at work. Excellent way to handle some crass.😑

@doktordanomite9105 2 года назад

I vibe so hard with his disinterest in the personal lives of others

@imallfordabulls 2 года назад

I appreciate how Leslie just sat there when Ron took his tooth out.

@aadityabhattacharya 2 года назад

She knows him too well.

@dhinton1 Год назад

@@aadityabhattacharya this was/is a fact. lol

@mallontee3146 2 года назад

The teeth removal scene will forever remain a TV claaaic

@AlexWasHere8 2 года назад

Btw the skim milk quote was my Senior yearbook quote

@RevengeAvenger 2 года назад

"It rubbed off from friction" is my absolute favorite. I never laughed so hard. I think.

@bmorejester1475 2 года назад

Ron Swanson, the greatest American that never lived!

@flaminghulaballoo 2 года назад

Ron Swanson: the Nietzche we really need.

@matthewtrebs9738 2 года назад

Shrimp is ron's #3 favorite food, but he also said that fish were pretty much vegetables

@ryanendsley3274 Год назад

Shrimp aren't fish.

@mekalkasias6571 Год назад

I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done. 🤣

@NarwahlGaming 2 года назад

_"I understand the irony of working in government when I distrust government myself. It's the only way I can make sure nothing gets done."_ It's probably paraphrasing but, it's my life philosophy.

@omnislash6034 2 года назад

You had me at meat tornado lol Chris running out like that had me dying 🤣

@mblaster3D Год назад

In a current social media world here's one of Ron's quotes: "Don't start chasing aplause and acclaim. That way lies madness."

@cyriszx Год назад

Ron: Jerky is basically a meat raisin Casuals: There is no such thing as meat raisin Ron : Check between your leggs

@mortyrickerson6322 2 года назад

Im going to name one of my future sons ron swanson

@daxriley8195 2 года назад

Don't forget to redact his middle name!

@jefflace4949 2 года назад

My thought, if I have another, is that I should make his or her middle name Redacted. Imagine the fun that one could have with the middle name Redacted...

@tj2saucy Год назад

“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, than from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons, behold the Swanson pyramid of greatness”

@agirlnamedbrett. 2 года назад

Ron Swanson is who I want to grow up and be, with a dash of Donna. haha

@DemonRage90 2 года назад

My favorite would always be when they go to London and Ron grabs a picture that says “London at night” and then begins to laugh. That made me laugh as well. Hilarious 😂

@simonhitchenk9 2 года назад

This man is the answer to the worlds problems. Culture wars definitely included

@samfilmkid 2 года назад

"On principal, I never say anything that someone is obviously trying to get me to say. My first wedding ceremony took two hours because when the priest said 'repeat after me,' I fell silent."

@jinxiejae 2 года назад

Live your life how you want, just don't confuse drama with happiness.

@ritwik8830 2 года назад

How is he always ready with the most amazing words of wisdom? Wait, I know how. He was born ready. He is Ron f***ing Swanson. 😎

@leephillips4402 2 года назад

Once again you missed "Why is everyone else so bad at eating", "Food is for eating, places are for being in, end of discussion" and "how does the Government work?... It dosen't".

@somethingstupid1075 2 года назад

I’m always surprised at how much Ron and I agree about considering we’re opposites in almost every way. For example, I’m an animal loving vegetarian and I completely agree with him about the pig. Not enough people consider where their food comes from, and if you want to eat meat then you be the one to kill the animal.

@oldschooljack3479 2 года назад

I have meat in my freezer that died by my own hand. I know how it was killed and handled... And I processed it into edible portions myself. Knowing where your food comes from is important.

@Mooneysb 2 года назад

So you’re saying you’re Ron Dunn?

@cyberhexxcin 2 года назад

@@Mooneysb"I no longer like ron." -ron swanson

@kennethlee2278 2 года назад

Grow all your own vegetables

@Robynhoodlum 2 года назад

I’d consider myself an animal lover, yet I have no problem killing and butchering my own meat because I know the animal in question had a good life.

@saltykraken9471 2 года назад

I never once watched this show yet I know every single Ron Swanson quote.

@realottripleog7740 2 года назад

Ron said seafoods are basically vegetables, and he doesn’t eat vegetables because he is not a rabbit. Yet shrimp are seafood, and they are his number 3 favorite food. Hmmm, make up your mind Ron haha

@ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710 2 года назад

well, he secretly loves plums and artichokes

@felsiq 2 года назад

Afaik, he said fishs are practically vegetables, not all seafoods

@alexas5260 2 года назад

Fish, not seafood.

@joekerr5418 2 года назад

He said FISH. shrimp is not a fish

@NefariousKoel 2 года назад

Shrimp aren't fish. They're Sea-roaches.

@hawthornsutherland1766 2 года назад

Ann: “do you have any history of mental illness in your family.” Ron: “I have an uncle who does yoga.”

@cestarop 2 года назад

Man, how I wish, for at least one episode, seen Ron in the office. It would be so awesome

@vincentmorot5124 Год назад

5:23 This is the first Ron quote that let know I would love him and the show

@darkbrightnorth 2 года назад

Half American craziness and half great points, and 1000% amazing and funny.

@oz_jones 2 года назад

All of them are great points

@mattmmk 2 года назад

The Contractor line 😂

@jpkarbunko 2 года назад

The bacon and eggs quote.

@maximillian875 Год назад

(4:44) He figured it out so quick.😂 Donna and Tom are just the most frustrating characters in…HISTORY.

@bladereeper 2 года назад

Without a doubt Ron was the best character on that show

@brentrichards1200 2 года назад

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

@aaronkelly8725 2 года назад

What a truly wise man

@JMB488 10 месяцев назад

Fishing Quotes 0:00 Intro 0:40 Fish meat is practically a vegetable 2:59 Don’t teach a man to fish 7:20 Fishing is like yoga

@tsarcen 2 года назад

Where is: “every dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless”

@uptownchunk2450 2 года назад

I think he said 50 pounds but yes where is it

@michaelgroce966 2 года назад

It is certainly 50 pounds not 15

@CyborgoGaming 2 года назад

"you had me at meat tornado"

@jonmann4980 2 года назад

Whoever edited this video is a W editor for giving context before the quote

@pankuj4268 2 года назад

Chandler bing's sarcasm plus capt. Holt's like dialogue delivery = Ron Swanson

@RRRRRRRRR33 Год назад

When joking about social media, "the world is a nightmare!" lol indeed

@lisasimpson8895 2 года назад

interesting how ron loves america's freedom to be whatever you want to be, but at the same time has a restrictive rule about only 3 tyoes of haircuts for boys...

@radostinpetrov7913 2 года назад

He has these restrictions for men. Boys can have whatever hair they want. They can also never become men. Their choice.

@eibbor171 2 года назад

@@radostinpetrov7913 you bald to ?

@gracehinkle3623 2 года назад

Freedom of Hair is sadly not in the Bill of Rights

@Nanofuture87 2 года назад

The difference is that the rule is self-imposed. Ron isn't going to lock the boys up if they don't get one of those haircuts. The haircut thing itself is intentionally silly, Ron is meant to be a parody after all, but the basic principle is that loving freedom and loving what people do with that freedom aren't the same. Being a virtuous person requires freedom, but not everyone who is free will choose to be virtuous.

@markjuarez6469 2 года назад

I love Nick Offerman’s laugh!

@youdontknowwhoiam2449 2 года назад

Really good cuts, gave context to the quotes and also kept the rest of the scene to hear the punchline of it all

@MasterJediDude Год назад

Ron Swanson is my hero.

@HavocCreator47 2 года назад

I love that Andy just said " Cool baby Ron "

@Global00Vintage 2 года назад

I don’t want to feel the same about “contractors” as Ron, but cold, hard experience

@JayFolipurba 2 года назад

He and Dwight would be both best friends and mortal enemies

@evrbody Год назад

Ron: Bacon-wrapped shrimp. Ann: Oh, no thank you. Ron: I wasn't offering.

@bwingbwinggwiyomi 2 года назад

the fact that most of these people didn't even write the exact quote word for word though lol

@JoeTheShow2694 10 месяцев назад

*Sniff*, *sniff*, “She’s here. Hide the children”

@n8cabbage49 2 года назад

I've never seen this show, but this character is right up my alley. Kind of reminds me a little bit of Dwight from the Office.

@erickapler4707 2 года назад

They're both geniuses

@MrRidder87 Год назад

"If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" I unironically say it to myself too frequently.

@chstra45 2 года назад

You forgot one. "Give me all the eggs and bacon you have. Wait, wait I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have do you understand?"