Ron Swanson, A Lifestyle (Vol. III) | Parks and Recreation

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Here's to another instalment "Ron Swanson, A Lifestyle", the ultimate guide for the correct evolution into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold!
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@lachazaroony 4 года назад

`Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing` Words to live by...

@AJayAnswersYou 4 года назад

amen.

@olavisalomaa 4 года назад

That's actually pretty good advice

@robfab5204 4 года назад

Not in every single scenario but still great advice 👍👌

@birdy7233 4 года назад

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@AndrewVaughanOfficial 4 года назад

Olavi Salomaa it’s an old Christian proverb. “You cannot serve two masters. You can’t serve God and money.” It’s good advice for not spreading yourself too thinly.

@aeternusnightshade2726 4 года назад

I love how in Ron and Diane's relationship, Andy stands in as Ron's child

@MarshalLtd 4 года назад

He doesn't stand in ... he IS Ron's child :D

@urugozo 3 года назад

@southerncajuncharm good one. That makes Ron Swanson into wholesome Tywin. Lovely!

@chomkeygamer9455 3 года назад

The Narddog.

@chomkeygamer9455 3 года назад

Andy Bernard?

@impoverishedcalamari9270 Год назад

Like the son who Loves the idea of his dad being happy

@jradjj2988 3 года назад

I just love how he pretends he doesn’t care about anyone but he secretly has almost as big a heart as Leslie when it comes to his friends his family.

@dorotanoga9024 3 года назад

🥺🥺🥺

@lowkeylokii4205 3 года назад

Ron isn't apathetic. He just had a code for how to outwardly behave. He's not big on sharing his feelings but it doesn't mean he doesn't have any

@QualityTuTz 3 года назад

Leslie called him a big softie before too

@RDR911 2 года назад

He’s a huge softie but he’s the type of “man” who refused to show his feelings.

@mobamba4572 2 года назад

He doesn’t believe in friends.

@Theirishbasdard 3 года назад

Andy is the son that Ron never wanted but accepted him

@vandoughlokz8137 3 года назад

He’d look him right in the eyes and call him Albert

@heyitsthatdood 3 года назад

@@vandoughlokz8137 well he got too close

@zachtemoro2116 3 года назад

@@vandoughlokz8137 the funny part is Andy would take that as a compliment or just think of it as a cool nickname. Ron would try to do something like that to make sure they didn’t get to close and Andy would just brush it off. At some point him and April just became Ron’s non adopted children

@kotajohnson2337 3 года назад

Because "there's a lot of women in this office, and that includes the men"

@burpostockings 3 года назад

That is solidified when Diane brings the girls and Andy chases them around then breaks everything. Ron's face says it all.

@chrisk5983 3 года назад

I love the way he says "And I love riddles"

@giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад

Legit

@gingerjoel5 3 года назад

@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 2 года назад

Chris K yes I do love riddles. Riddle me this?

@DJBillionator 2 года назад

Because, when you deal with stupid all day. THAT - IS - YOUR - LIFE

@hawaiiansoulrebel 2 года назад

Ron accidentally meditating for hours is one of my favorite scenes 😂

@rhythm5411 3 года назад

He is more American than America itself

@lukesw01productions46 3 года назад

99% of Americans aren’t as wise as him. That includes me.

@andrewd1131 3 года назад

Murica

@AJ0223 3 года назад

2021 that isn't saying much

@winendesertrose 3 года назад

@@lukesw01productions46 He is the most boomiest boomer that ever boomed.

@thebigs6405 3 года назад

Libertarianism at its finest

@MikeHunt-xj5xf 4 года назад

As funny as the dude is, there truly is something admirable about his Stoic approach to life.

@themindset4164 3 года назад

I have to agree

@jackr2287 3 года назад

Always has been.

@MediHusky 3 года назад

blessed be the 666th like

@somerandomguy2316 3 года назад

Honestly it’s something that I attempt to replicate in real life

@Thesomersetgimp 3 года назад

It breeds honestly & confidence. It’s not a bad way to go about things

@janm5854 4 года назад

08:51 Her children are loud. - Ron Swanson Ron, your son Andy is louder.

@Starmadien2019 2 года назад

Andy is a wonderful big brother.

@NFSF1McLaren 4 года назад

who made this thumbnail deserves an award for best art

@siht 4 года назад

Yes

@Raxele 4 года назад

i want the thumbnail. someone put it in the description plz also id like to say "better than Jerry's mURINAL"

@loitlois 4 года назад

Factsss

@AJayAnswersYou 4 года назад

@@Raxele Right-click and press "save picture as..."

@Raxele 4 года назад

@@AJayAnswersYou lol thx, i thought it would be smaller since the thumbnail art is small on youtube at least.

@nathanplunkett4641 3 года назад

So cute watching Ron and Diane's kids play together.

@TheRealPsychoDevil 3 года назад

Do you find it cute to play in a lions pit with the lions who have not eaten in days and are very hungry and very angry?

@nathanplunkett4641 3 года назад

@@TheRealPsychoDevil W-what...

@beachbummer_ 3 года назад

@@TheRealPsychoDevil I don’t know if you’re talking about Ron, Diane, the girls, or Andy, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask

@pugwhisperer6502 3 года назад

@@TheRealPsychoDevil this is a very very shady question

@angelesskies 3 года назад

@@TheRealPsychoDevil Yes

@SunlightSamurai Год назад

"Am i interupting something important" "Impossible I work for the government" Literally makes me spill my drink every time

@klaxonklaxon Год назад

Today I discovered Ron Swanson. In the last 5 hours I have watched 27 Ron Swanson videos. Today has been a good day

@yoshii6167 2 года назад

2:46 I love how Ron meditates without knowing 😂😂

@rpchn5698 4 года назад

Ron can fight a whole city goverment not even flinch but panic when hearing two girl crying

@lithominium9955 4 года назад

because he actually cares about the children

@reginaortega-leonardi9531 4 года назад

indeed

@EzraDair 4 года назад

And Tammy I

@spartin1173 Год назад

He only knows how to handle one of those

@outlaw42001 3 года назад

Andy writing on the pothole about where to find Ron is heartwarming.

@dabooce6636 Год назад

Bros the best wingman

@Alex11554 3 года назад

"Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating." 😭😭😭😭💀

@aredub1847 2 года назад

he would not like "the jesus"

@Alex11554 2 года назад

@@aredub1847 you said it man! Nobody f*cks with the Jesus! 🤣🤣🤣

@johnsenile1255 4 года назад

Gotta say I actually pictured Ron as a corn on the cob kind of guy

@SAHFC 4 года назад

Hashbrown guy

@harshithab2874 3 года назад

I like saying "no". It lowers their enthusiasm.

@kutter_ttl6786 3 года назад

He has no interest in eating the food his food eats.

@ackdacook 3 года назад

The way he paused before saying “no” always gets me lol

@pubbarian 3 года назад

i always take the pause before the no as him wanting to say yes, but he has already laid down his decree and refuses to go back on it

@anthonysmith7504 3 года назад

Wait did Ron finish that 64 oz in a few seconds? And I love how unbothered Diane is about the claymore and the swiveled double-barrel shotgun even when her girls are in the room, Ron and Diane are truly soulmates

@BIGBLOCK5022006 2 года назад

Diane is probably into firearms and explosives.

@realmccoy220 4 года назад

"I still get my milk delivered by horse" what a dude

@BG-kn3nt 4 года назад

Mark Emnace who even offers that service 😂

@ChuckNorrisIsNothing 3 года назад

@@BG-kn3nt you should!

@drake9634 3 года назад

@@BG-kn3nt small farm owners who want to win some money on the side, people who have 2 to 4 cows and don't need all the milk they produce

@PosDad 3 года назад

I think that I might love Ron. To say to your boss's face, "I work very hard to make my department as ineffective as possible." What a baller.

@OuterRimPride 2 года назад

"Never halfass two things, wholeass one thing." is genuinely fantastic advice.

@foolslayer9416 3 года назад

7:37 I have to say that we don't give enough credit to Andy for the love that Ron has for his new family now.

@Soupdawg1900 2 года назад

I like how he was supposed to be a parody and exaggerated version of a libertarian and people still liked him the most of any character

@zongmuas Год назад

How Ron handled the Tiara situation is exactly how I would've. It's only fair. 😅

@gregorymoore2877 Год назад

"Now neither of you have a tiara. Problem solved." - Ron Swanson

@Lobomaru02 10 месяцев назад

Then they start crying and he is clearly thinking, "I might not have thought this through."

@unclebug35 2 года назад

I love how Andy just acts like Ron’s kid and when he says “we will be careful” but then breaks something himself I completely lost it

@abeldunkle8844 4 года назад

"I-I got lucky..." .. "And, I love riddles!" 😊💕

@jithinn1001 4 года назад

"Showing teeth is a sign of submission" -Dwight Schrute

@jackkolnerhoeck8210 4 года назад

Nice speech....

@GM-tw4el 4 года назад

A Ron Swanson and Dwight face off would be the greatest thing of all time.

@rosstaylor2594 4 года назад

@Cactus Jack dear God no, I actually want to report your comment

@MrJust2times 4 года назад

Yeah but it isnt :D

@slavikcher95 4 года назад

@@GM-tw4el ron would destroy

@lacrosseguy108 4 года назад

ron swanson and dwight schrute should have some kind of a spinoff

@Swordsman99k 4 года назад

@Charlie Mitchell They're both rustic people with outlooks that favor simplicity and the outdoors. Plus Dwight eventually revealed he only ever wanted Michael's friendship, down to tearing up both when uninvited to the dinner party and when recognized as a friend right before Michael's departure.

@ShivamSingh-bx5lg 4 года назад

@@Swordsman99k agreed

@keerthanaraja367 3 года назад

They almost made a spin-off for Dwight called shrute farms. They filmed a pilot but the executives didn't like it. They later filmed Additional clips and was a part of season 9. It was the episode when dwight's aunt died.

@dudesayingthings 2 года назад

Oh yeah they would totally hit it off.

@matheussanthiago9685 2 года назад

they'd be too powerful

@gisforhungry 3 года назад

This proves that real men know how to respect and treat women. Ron has never treated anyone different for their gender. Just their personality 😂

@DJBillionator 2 года назад

You're not suppose to comment against the narrative. Naughty!!!!!

@aloeoe 2 года назад

@@DJBillionator what

@UltraSuperDuperFreak 2 года назад

It is a fictional televison show :P

@thepokenerd2133 2 года назад

I didn’t ask

@aloeoe 2 года назад

@@TimeBandit2007 oh thx

@Z-add Год назад

Ron is an amazing boss. Andy later on went and saved the galaxy.

@crimsongrey2380 4 года назад

Ron swanson: sorry, i was talking to these ribs.

@spillepalle 4 года назад

I love this Thumbnail

@krakenwarrior3237 4 года назад

And I love *you* random citizen!

@shethjrebbell 3 года назад

@@wbwbc89 I’m betting Peacock changed it. They did a lot of damage to this channel.

@ArnoldBabasa 4 года назад

I love Ron’s laugh. It makes me happy.

@Marc1996L 4 года назад

Arnold Babasa nick offerman actually laughs like that, it’s brilliant !!!

@chucksolutions4579 3 года назад

“I get my milk delivered by horse.” I want this.

@EvaRoses0 3 года назад

I had a mental breakdown, now I'm watching every ron swanson compilation on the planet. Good alternative to therapy.

@thepokenerd2133 2 года назад

Didn’t ask

@EvaRoses0 2 года назад

@@thepokenerd2133 hehe 😜

@Alex-ul1dn 2 года назад

Doing the same lol

@xervislane770 2 года назад

@@thepokenerd2133 a real Swanson reply

@yamomsahoe2430 Год назад

Me too

@nbbim2012 4 года назад

Sorry I was talking to the ribs. Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing. So many iconic lines no wonder this is third Ron Swanson compilation. Good job channel curator 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 4 года назад

"Am I interrumping something important?" "Impossible, I work for the government." omfg, this guy. I still don´t get why he works in what he hates so much.

@jonatansmusic 4 года назад

He works there to run the government into the ground from the inside!

@thegamingwolf371 4 года назад

In his words he works hard to make sure nothing is done

@zerostrike3889 4 года назад

He’d work all day if it meant no work gets done!

@nathanm676 4 года назад

He will go further into the belly of the beast to bring it down from the inside

@palathaxx 3 года назад

He explained in the video. He works for the government so he can limit its power and spending ability.

@studentgamer1232 3 года назад

Ron Swanson was eliminating the post office before it was cool.

@vincentprakash4891 4 года назад

Ron Swanson is the best tv character ever hands down

@orange_cat 2 года назад

I spent five minutes trying to disagree but I cannot. Ron is the best TV character ever.

@saipavan9874 4 года назад

The thumbnail needs to be in an art gallery

@jackfordmac 4 года назад

What he government has to do with an art show is beyond me!!

@boddaboom77 Год назад

Dianne: "Hey, ami interrupting something important?" Ron: "Impossible. I work for the government." So good...

@nebpr0 4 года назад

There should be a show about Ron Swanson.

@derpinated 4 года назад

nebpro Ron Swanson, a guide to living like a man

@davidfountain6110 4 года назад

You mean this one wasn’t?

@joegreen3809 3 года назад

@@davidfountain6110 no ron swanson just happen to wander in front of the camera

@fartknocker8263 2 года назад

"Government and Nothing"

@rhiannonsoma21 2 года назад

Have there be a talk show segment where he answers questions 😁

@mizandisanson8722 4 года назад

Andy is Ron’s fairy godmother .

@joekerr5418 4 года назад

And Ron is Andy's Wingman

@regularbloke2117 4 года назад

More like fairy godson

@urmom-uw7ou 3 года назад

i’m glad someone said it

@nugget9596 3 года назад

He doesn't use destroy, he uses the word 'Eliminate' which makes his threats even more scary

@niakay5732 2 года назад

I love how Ron adopted both April and Andy

@blackbearbuilds3104 3 года назад

See I know Ron was supposed to be a parody to make fun of people like him but I know people that come close 🤣🤣, wonderful people lol

@tyharris9994 2 года назад

I AM Ron Swanson. I literally agree with most of what he says.

@ashleecadell9955 2 года назад

@@tyharris9994 No, I'm Ron Swanson

@celticassasin1 4 года назад

Four dislikes from Tammy 1, Tammy 2, Jeremy Jamm and the mean bald man at 3:29.

@THEFORT89. 4 года назад

Akash Raj I read that as if ron Swanson was reading it 😂😂

@guythat779 4 года назад

Andy is Ron's perfect son

@ofallmyintention9496 3 года назад

I can't imagine being a middle school teacher, vice principal, principal, or counselor: that must be brutal. Thank you to those who have any of those jobs.

@sparrow7625 4 года назад

If you type the definition of Prefection this thumbnail will come up.

@skoshow8418 4 года назад

samurai deadass Probably would if you spelled “perfection” correctly...

@LMANJINA 4 года назад

@@skoshow8418 no, he's right. when i typed up the definition of 'prefection', this thumbnail did in fact come up!

@AJ0223 3 года назад

Yea no you can live the thumbnail for yourself all you have to do is go outside. Wild and totally foreign concept, I know

@Divyanshu-on8uz 3 года назад

Ron loves riddles not just in the show but also in real life. Ron Swanson is a fkin mood

@davidkim5462 4 года назад

Love everytime Ron does his little squeal. It makes me a better man.

@Nollic15 2 года назад

I love how he’s the only one actually meditating lol

@TheFett79 3 года назад

When Ron listed off most of the clues, it showed how much he truly loved her. Ben's reaction was how much he loved Ron. He didn't care, and was just happy to have someone like him with him.. Dude, is that isn't Bros being Bros, I don't know what is.

@mateopavolini 4 года назад

When he smiles he looks like grumpy cat lol

@shetah8039 4 года назад

It's even funnier when you remember that Aubrey Plaza (April Ludgate) portrayed Grumpy Cat and that she and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) share the same birthday - June 26th.

@basicfeelings8375 4 года назад

That moment Chris Pratt is running with the kids is so funny I'm crying

@anthonyroberts7641 3 года назад

same

@aredub1847 2 года назад

thats andy, not chris. chris is a maga. he thinks children are for breeding with.

@RomulanStar 3 года назад

Ron Swanson is the friend everyone needs, but doesn't deserve.

@ShadeScarecrow 3 года назад

His love for riddles is just adorable

@hollowlive690 3 года назад

At the end, I wanted Ron to make them new tiaras like he did for Ann’s wedding ring. The girls could help out too and become interested in crafting and forging.

@n_v9386 2 года назад

Ron stealing cable and singing to himself is so funny lol

@TheMildConfusion 2 года назад

This has been said elsewhere, but Ron Swanson and Xena: Warrior Princess are basically the perfect couple for each other.

@joshamm1995 3 года назад

A Dwight Shrute and Ron Swanson meeting would be epic. Ron is definitely the alpha of the pair, but I feel like it would be the greatest mentor/mentee pairing of all time. Dwight with his 'doglike obedience to authority' would fall in line quick, and Ron would meet someone actually agreeing with 99% of what he says. The major difference would probably be Dwight's love for beets and Rons disgust for anything vegetable. xD

@gregorymoore2877 Год назад

Dwight is also into beef jerky and knows how to clean a goose. I'm sure Ron would be fine with that.

@patrickhuffman9632 Год назад

One of the most powerful of Ron's characteristics is that he supports Leslie while completely disagreeing with everything she stands for.

@shaanalam3872 4 года назад

Ron is a combination between Dwight and Stanley.

@jaygroomes1357 3 года назад

I love how Ron says he had the same haircut since 19 whenever but at the beginning of the show he had a different haircut

@giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад

Maybe he is counting the entirety of how long he wore it and not consecutively

@rice579 2 года назад

@@giovannicervantes2053 it's still a different haircut tho

@MuscleFlexChris 4 года назад

Ron's wisdom is a gift we are all not worthy for xD

@blackbearbuilds3104 3 года назад

Ron breaking the tiara is me as a parent 🤣🤣

@MaCabaret 3 года назад

Ron Swanson is everything Dwight Schrute wants to be

@vincentmorot5124 4 года назад

5:06 That pause is the funniest shit I've ever seen

@SwtTeaLdy 3 года назад

"...and I love riddles!" gets me every time.

@Tutsticles 4 года назад

Am I interrupting something important? Impossible. I work for the government HAHAHA

@emkoa6975 Год назад

Who else loves that Andy got Ron his happy ending I love it so much

@maximillian875 9 месяцев назад

I love how fast his own pride plummeted when he broke her tiara.

@wellbealright6152 4 года назад

AND I LOOOVEE RIDDLES😂❤

@rodati5615 3 года назад

Ron is a very simple man: - BBQ - Whisky - Dont bother him - Does not like technology - ....i think thats it Comment down below

@Splitz_Fire 3 года назад

@kevynbarnhart9993 3 года назад

Guns Wood working DIY over throwing the government

@TheRealPsychoDevil 3 года назад

Shut up

@Nick-hm9rh 3 года назад

Hes American its "whiskey"

@fiz4400 3 года назад

@@Splitz_Fire that’s right Ron likes to say “no”

@Thorsbeard Год назад

The writers for this show are great. Even greater is Ron's delivery for those lines.

@cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 4 года назад

You have made my day! Awesome compilation. LOVE IT!

@backstagesound6865 2 года назад

When he said "I have one bowl." at 4:01 I fell out of my chair 😂

@williamoldaker3435 2 года назад

The World Needs More Swanson!!!

@krennopher1269 3 года назад

2:37 Anyone hearing this in 2020.

@beppo8932 Год назад

"Now neither of you has a tiara. There problem solved! " 😂

@rakeshpanicker7185 4 года назад

That thumbnail has to be in an art gallery! Period. 😀

@Aenwyrm 2 года назад

Whoever wrote up the character of Ron Swanson I swear must have been following my best friend around. Cause the two of them are very similar.

@the7esla989 2 года назад

Ron: Her children are loud! Everyone: So is yours!

@williamkingclift7324 4 года назад

These videos are actually what Chris trager does to Ron when working with him in his workshop. It’s just Ron

@beddythebest 4 года назад

Omg the thumbnail is killing meee Ben looks like a cute werewolf, Leslie is just hilarious, Jerry will haunt me in my dreams forever Good job!

@swissmist 3 года назад

Ah ! Ron's 1991 Buick LaSabre with the very reliable and long lasting 3800 V6 with Multi Port fuel injection engine also was available as a turbocharged version . Very nice .

@diffusewings4937 3 года назад

In all seriousness tho, the thing Ron told Leslie by the lake is a really, really good life lesson.

@jamesc7121 2 года назад

Ron Swanson is a great American hero.

@leobon1875 3 года назад

This man is a spiritual guru 🙏

@Sammydx1 3 года назад

January 25th 2021 I have never seen one episode of Parks and Rec. But I been watching these videos on YT. This video officially sold it for me. I will start season 1 tomorrow. Thankyou