RT Podcast: Ep. 281 

RT Podcast #281 Table of contents: 00:45 Start and introduction 01:03 Special public livestream 01:45 Most disgusting Slow Mo video 02:24 Carajillos 03:10 Coffee makes you poop 04:54 Rooster teeth bicycle (and who broke it) 08:26 Overdue time sheets 11:50 Razer laptop and grabby colleagues 15:16 Windows 8 touchscreen 16:00 RT’s bathroom problem 16:54 How to pronounce mayonnaise 17:59 Honey wagon and poop view 19:54 So scared that you shit yourself 21:23 Bungee jumping and missed air pads 23:35 Japanese pee video 24:37 Water poison (Wee for a Wii) 26:01 Pineapple mouth dissolver and tasty cum 26:37 PG porn 27:50 Jessica Rabbit 29:02 Gavin’s naughty question for Barbara 29:47 Aroused Gavin 31:05 Teenager Gavin proving his parents that he’s not gay 32:34 Jeff Probst uretha problem and broken dicks 33:54 Ad read (GAEMS) 35:14 How to pronounce GAEMS 35:59 Raising Arizona and weird movie lines 37:18 Old movies got away with 38:22 4K resolution and standardized formats 40:06 Parking asshole 41:27 Baltimore Orioles merch for Burnie 43:12 Gus bought a Retron 5 (it was shit) 44:46 What is upscaling? 49:17 Customs at the Austin airport (plus Australia) 52:43 Burnie and Gavin and the airport thermometer 53:37 BYOP 54:10 Barbara and border troubles 57:58 RT Podcast is not RT Podcast 59:50 Abe’s Odyssey 60:24 Wearing two different shoes 61:22 Ad read (Hover) 62:23 Filthy couch 63:02 Miles and Kenny drawing 63:10 RT cup sale and cheesy infomercials 64:02 House Rooster Teeth shirt 64:51 Game of Thrones house slogans (1) 66:14 Malaysian flight and missiles 68:25 Game Time with Josh and Pat Tillman 70:20 History of shot down passenger flights 74:13 What happens when a missile hits a plane? 75:18 Byford Dolphin disaster (pressure distance) 76:52 Gavin’s hobby: pointing out when people mispronounce things 78:38 A wild Monty appears 78:58 Game of Thrones house slogans (2) 79:47 San Diego Comic-Con and broken RvB DVDs 82:20 Fan event: RvB UK 84:00 Burnie’s tale about his misfortune with chairs 86:38 Nervous Gus on the radio 88:06 Burnie said anal on TV 88:44 Paddle board and surferboy Gus 91:07 Pilot lessons 94:11 RvB episode, vomiting Dan and RWBY premiere 93:26 Wrap Up

8:45 Burnie: You're a professional adult Gavin: No I'm not best comment ive ever heard on a podcast

podcast's with , Gus,Gavin,Barbara and Burnie are always my favourite

Bernie: "You don't have email on your computer?" Gavin: "No." Bernie: "But you're a professional adult!" Gavin: "No I'm not." Bernie: "..."

They need to have a podcast with Gus, Geoff, Griffin, and Burnie again. Those were the best.

That story about the thermometers in the airport hits differently in 2020

"It makes your bumhole go to scissors" -Gavin Free

Who's rewatching just like me? Rooster Teeth podcast is soooooo good. I can litterally play every single podcast with Gavin, Gus, Burnie and Barabara on a loop every day for the rest of my life.

If I was Barbara, I would be creeped the fuck out by some of the things in these comments.

"Do you say the "C" word?" "Yea." "Go for it..." "Coffee..." Best thing gus ever said...

"You're a professional adult!" "No I'm not!" Hahahahahahahahaha

Burnie "You're a professional adult!" Gavin "No I'm not!" Gavin Free ladies and gentlemen!

"Hover is the best way to get domain names" I guess RT and Squarespace had a pretty rough breakup

These guys must be well paid, considering Bernie has a Tesla

Back when COVID-19 first started affecting the US, and I heard about how it's another type of SARS, I thought back to the story mentioned in this podcast of Gavin and Burnie at the airport in Japan in the quarantine zone. In a video they took while they were in the quarantine zone, Burnie even made a joke saying "It's a thermometer, not a pen... We have SARS now". None of us had any idea what was coming

18:03 Walk-ins & Dead Bodies - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures 1:31:08 Pilot Football Message - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

I disagree with Barbara. "Winter is coming" is the most awesome words. All the other ones try to boast and make their house look grandiose, but the Starks don't. They state the true, harsh reality. Winter is coming, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's going to suck, you'll be cold and hungry, and many won't come through alive. They're saying "We're hard men. We live here in the hostile North, and you pussies don't". IMHO Stark's words are the best.

In Australia you can surf anywhere, just drive up the coast to some random surf and shabam

Burnie, Gavin, Gus, and, Barbara are my most favorite podcast crew ever IMO

I'm glad they posted it, I only watch the prerecorded Podcasts.

Got this thrown in my recommended. I miss burnie so much it hurts. Rooster teeth is absolutely not the same. Well see whoever finds this

My parents think I'm a loser, maybe I should have bought posters.

watched this live last monday....GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

59:55 WOO! Abe's Oddysee is my favourite game of all time! Love, love LOVE that Gavin mentioned it.

cant believe i missed the one live podcast i could have watched lol

2 minutes in and I realize that I already watched this live when they put it on You Tube due to some technical difficulty with RWBY...

1:11:36 I don't know why but I found the way Gus said "we did shoot something down" funny.

i just binge watched almost all of rvb and i cannot get they're voices out of my head. it changed me.

You know what is a good game to play a game where if you see a comment about Barbara being hot or Gavin and Barbara being a thing you give yourself a point and if you get to 15 you win

I just realized I'm watching this exactly a year after the posted it

Drunk Burnie vs. Coffee Burnie would be the best fight ever.

Gus talking about how getting a pilot's license is a life goal was pretty great from the future.

For the game of thrones rooster teeth saying, it should be,"The Cocks Are Rising".

Hey Burnie, SUBMARINES DO NOT HAVE TO SURFACE TO LAUNCH MISSILES! Modern submarines use compressed air to eject missiles from the torpedo tubes, then the main rocket is remotely ignited. Thanks to the "Largest Dams" RU-vid channel for this information. Check out their "Cruise Missile" video.

I could sit and watch rt podcasts forever

First Podcast I've ever watched. Woo! Really getting in to Rooster Teeth now!

i could have sworn they've told the japan airport thing and the passport thing and the chair thing before. have they??? I'm a crazy?

there are kids i know who are around 14, and are either drunk or sexually active

In the winter the deer does not prance through the field and forests, the fish freezes in the stream, the lion does not roar, the snake does not bask in the sun, the kraken lies trapped beneath the ice, but in the winter, the wolf runs free, and winter is coming.

Grew up surrounded by farmland. There was a "Honey Wagon" there, but that was the local term for a large green tanker filled with liquified cow "fertilizer" that was towed by a tractor from farm to farm. It had a long tube going out the back of the tank, which dripped onto the road.

In Ireland in Dublin. Airport you can go through customs before getting stateside

Gus walking in on Lindsey needs to be an animated adventure! Gus... Nooooooo...

I was waiting for this ! I finally caught up on them all

Watched this live. AWESOME!

Is it me or does Burnie tend to be too harsh on Gavin when he's wrong? If Gavin is wrong: "Haha fucking idiot" followed by being made fun of for a week If Burnie is wrong: "Ok you're right Gavin. Let's move on."

LOL I love when people try to pronounce any of the 'cesters. Worcester. Leicester, Gloucester. Pretend the 'ce' isn't there. Gloster. Lester. Wooster. It's funny as hell when people from outside of Mass (and UK lol) try to type Worcester into their GPS, trying to find Wooster. 1:22:53

The radio station that put on the _Hold Your Wee for a Wii_ contest was 107.9 of Sacramento, CA, a station that I sometimes listen to...

already seen this , live, and proud

Wow. 98 podcasts later, podcast 379, they mention the delta P video again. it's crazy that I happened to watch this podcast right after watching 379, like what are the odds of that

Ah, the Russian jets/military 'claimed' they tried to reach that airliner on all known frequencies before shooting it down. Just saying. And the US actually fessed up to shooting down that Iranian airliner, and payed a shit load of money to all the families on board. Allegedly.

When Gavin was talking about being scared mid shit at about 19:55 I couldn't breathe because I laughed so goddamn hard

that ending song was amazing

Hello friends in 2016!!!!

19:19 RTAA NOW :D

Barbra's laugh is so contagious haha

That credit song was amazing XD

at the end Gus said the next patch and podcast are for sponsors...does he mean only?

Have you noticed that Gavin always puts Barbara on the spot with these sexual questions and makes it more and more in depth all the time? There's no way they've never had a thing before.

"Brag about it." My favorite phrase from RTs many podcasts.

hahahaha the headlight fluid remix xD

"You're never safer than just after a crash" The 3plane crashes in 1 week disagree

GAEMS!

My favourite four on podcast!!

1:05:50 In regards to Game Of Thrones, Westeros is apparently Earth. George R. R. Martin stated in a interview or something that it is just a different version of Earth. They were talking about it recently in an episode of Game Grumps.

"it makes your bumhole go to scissors"

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise yo dongers

Guys, stop. I can't handle this episode. I am crying with laughter at just how random and stupid the conversations are! XD

Thanks for making another great podcast!

OK I'll say it. Although Barb is a slamming hottie. She adds nothing to podcasts. The high pitched laugh she inherited from Gavin makes me cringe. Just my personal opinion. Sorry in advance.

bring back geoff

This has been the best podcast in a long time xDD

Yessss!!! been waiting for the podcast

So don't get me wrong I love podcasts, but what's the point of them? To entertain? To "inform"?

Wait is Burnie dating Ashley

I got so excited about the Baltimore Orioles story. It's my home team! Let's go O's!

one of the best podcast out there

#the_roosters_are_coming is it to late

yeet

Metric headlight fluid at the end killed me.

This is my favorite podcast cast

Jessica Rabbit really isn't hot at all.

The outro music was the best xD

As a Baltimorean and a O's fan this episode made my day.

Back again in 2020 🥰

I was traveling alone, went from Brazil to USA to Canada, and then after a week I went back to USA, I had a lovely time. First time in USA before Canada, the customs officer asked what I did for a living, when I said I was a student, he asked me my major because he wanted to do whatever could afford so many international flights.

I like how the video started with gavin zippin up his pants lol

I saw this on the live RU-vid Stream. I'm watching it again because I'm showing support and the fact that I'm a camper for my RTPC.

first 30 mins of this podcast>>>> BEST PODCAST EVER!!!! ROFL!!

I just flew in from Slovakia yesterday and had to go through customs at the JFK airport and it was such a pain...I spent about two hours just going through customs there.

Jordan should make a RTAA on Coffee Burnie versus Drunk Burnie!

RT does such a good job of supporting their sponsors.

I actually just came back from Australia and they do also have the automated customs check in Sydney.

Watching again in 2018. 🙏

1:22:10 That's not just at Comic Con, that's literally every where.

Barbara's laugh is phenomenal

Best house motto "why are we here?" Or "just blaze"

I NEED THAT OUTRO SONG OMG ITS SO GOOD

I really appreciate how Barbara knows the pain men go through with their junk when something terrible happens to it,It gave me more respect to her. I love you Barbara.

I was trying to watch it and I slept though it!

The mention of Abe's Odyssey made my heart jump, man. That was one of my favorite childhood games.