RT Podcast: Ep. 440 - Gavin or Google 13 

as a kid, I believed that if you breathed fast enough in water that you wouldnt drown. I tried that theory... and now you know how I almost drowned as a 5 year old.

"The problem is they'd all die Gavin" i lost it.

"From where?" "From Whe... From Cleveland, FROM THE GROUND" I died laughing there, then revived and died laughing again. That was way too funny. (Edit) I just had to watch it again. 58:50

I feel like Barb has ulterior motives regarding the mass whisper of 'moist'.

So... in case anybody's wondering, I actually did the math with the ants. According to Google, the average height of an ant is .0037 meters. Therefore, 132,000 ants stacked on top of each other would reach a height of 488.4 meters, or 1,602 feet. That's .3 miles. Also according to Google, Gavin is 1.77 meters tall, so 478 ants are required to match Gavin's height. Conclusion: Gavin is nowhere near the moon to ants. Second conclusion: Gavin guessed 150,000 ants would be required to reach his face. He was incorrect by a factor of 300. Third conclusion: The above math assumes the ants form a straight line. But what if they formed a pyramid as Gavin suggested? The formula for square pyramidal numbers is ((2*(n^3)+3*(n^2)+(n))/6). If 478 is used in place of n (for 478 rows of ants), then the total amount of ants needed to make a square pyramid as tall as Gavin is 36,519,439 ants. Gavin is still incorrect by a factor of 250.

43:23 Gavin or Google starts.

Bernie: hey girl in the back were going to need you in 30 minutes video:cuts to ad Me: What?

I've never heard Barb say "sorry" so quickly after a pun (@45:43). And a GREAT one at that :)

Burnie just said the words "We're making a mech show." I didn't know the English language sound so beautiful. T_T

*Everyone cracks knuckles * Everyone: ughhhhhh

remember when they would talk about where they would eat after the podcast? now they talk about WHO

I only knew it was wednesday because of the podcast

lol love gavin's reference to that camp camp episode at 13:07

Gavin or Google at 43:20 If anyone wants to skip for some reason

damn, realized how hot it is there...if you really focus on the backboard at 26:30 you can actually notice the heat waves

47:06 Every time Joel comes up I love him a little more XD

8:58 for pure audio bliss.

8:51 you're welcome

i now want an Animated Adventure on the whole moon and ant thing at around 57:00

RTAA starts at 42:06

20:08 , I love how Barbara starts doing the robot to figure out which direction the pizza place is

"your family's right there...." LOL

#bringbackgavinorgaggle

My biggest laugh here was "From Cleaveland. FROM THE GROUND!" thanks Burnie

58:50 "From Cleveland! FROM THE GROUND!... FROM WHERE?!"

43:23 Gus's face gets me every time 😂

I was there at RTX for the recording of this. YOU GUYS ROCKED!

1:00:06 Everyone laughs at the phrase "The middle gravity zone" but it's 100% solid science. It's called a Lagrange Point, it's where the gravity of 2 objects cancels out and you can theoretically stop dead.

They should make an animated adventure of the teddy PUB story

The live RT Podcasts are always the best. I hope I make an RTX some day.

22:17 - Gavin with the awesome Fedde Le Grande reference haha.

I legitimately thought Burnie's name tag read 'Boozie' when he was at the podium.

cold mailbox, or a regular canadian mailbox

We have to have a RTAA of Joel patting a Cat. Make it happen Jordan!

can we all just appreciate Burnies laugh at 1:10:00 that laugh and his face were hilarious. he almost froze in place while laughing. lol

this was the funniest podcast I've listened to recently. I would have loved to be there.

my first live podcast I was able to attend, it was fecking awesome!!

I'm really surprised no one has posted this. RtAA Best Kind of Greeting: 42:09-43:15

What's your question? "Well I have this story about something"

I liked when they put the arm chair experts on the spot during Google it gavin lol...yall know who you are haha

57:10 I applaud whoever did the OTS theme song in the audience.

I was there!! It was awesome!! Love you RT!! Hope to see you in 2018!

Hahah this podcast was great!!! Definitely one of the best!! 😄😄😄😄

This was the funniest podcast in a LONG time

Babs was so happy about the OTS theme song the crowd did lol

In Australia, generally a Margherita is tomato paste, rarely some basil, mozzarella and garlic olive oil: a cheese and garlic pizza

That struggle calculating the number of people to the moon is why the rest of the world uses the metric system lol

You can totally see what Gavin's awnsers are because he has a tell and takes a drink everytime his question is read. Lol

Can't believe no one clicked on to gavins put your hands up for Detroit joke 😂

During the polar bears brittle bones segment my computer went back to the crack of knuckles and I thought that Burnie was a creative genius for bringing the joke back

I've already watched the live stream but.... Imma watch it again anyway.

Me thinks to self whilst burnie and gus are arguing: fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss

Can we all just acknowledge how Burnie sounds EXACTLY like Michael when he gets frustrated with Gavin. BWAHAHAHA!!

This was amazingly funny watching this live

Don't know why I'm watching this when I was there. Reliving the fun? Yes, that's it.

Why did the "moist" sound like Gavin?

I am never eating popcorn the same again... 🍿🍿🍿

Shoutout fron Cleveland, OH

I really wanted to go to RTX last year, as I was living in Houston, literally a week and a half before the event though, Someone broke in and stole every single piece of my gaming equipment.Xbox, games, TV, Computer, Elgato, and I spent that time sleeping at work, saving money to move home to GA. RTX Shows are some of the best content RT makes. Off Topic, RT Podcast, On The Spot, even. I'd love to see this one day live. :3

New shows? I am so happy! I hope I'll be able to watch Bloodfest and Lazer Team 2! I am also very happy that Camp Camp made it so far. I absolutely love that show!

You guys should add a crowd camera, so we can see their reaction when they shout or do things together like the knuckle crack

The lighting and the makeup make Barbara look like a wax doll.

as soon as Barb said "Who would u eat" I instantly said Blaine and so did Burnie xD

14:51 and thus Gavin Ruined Popcorn for everybody that watched this or was there.

I died at the cat and Joel

Completely agree with Gavin on the pizza topic. As in Italy (original pizza creators) a Margarita will have a tomato base with Cheese (usually buffalo Mozzarella) and maybe a small amount of basil, and nothing else.

Barbra's and Gavin's faces when the guy is asking a question XD 1:24:09

they should've called this episode "Water Pressure and Karate Chops"

Why are the people asking questions acting so cringy.

Anyone else picture the black box on IT crowd when the question "Where is the internet exactly?" came up?

I like how Barbra explained what happens during a power out

Barbara's reaction to LITERALLY ANYTHING gavin says is golden

About Barb's cheese company: There's a cheese shop about 25 miles from my house with that name already.

i love how every time gavin says something stupid burnie just says "go on" enticing him to go on and make a fool of himself

So good!! :D

Damn, it really is hot in Austin. There's actually heatwaves shimmering in front of the camera.

I think it's hilarious how gavin gets more embarrassed as he talks about how he cleans himself but he can't seem to stop himself.

We need an animation of mankind attempting to high-five from earth and the moon.

I want Gavin's high five to be an animated adventure!

Why did the whole butter conversation make me hungry?

GODDAMIT Gavin you crack me up thanks man

gus is a lunatic for buying one stick of butter at once

7.43 gavin's quote I want to see that on a shirt

This is the first podcast I’ve ever watched....

I was watching this in the bathroom and at 1:28:00 when that person with rabbit ears walked by I thought it was a reflection in my phone screen and had a heart attack

ITS HERE!

Video quality is crisp. very nice.

14:30 I was thinking Last Tango in Paris, if you were thinking the same thing.

Ashley's cat has my name!! ...and Burnie stepped on it...

OH MY GOODNESS! I knew I loved Joel for a reason!!!!

Now I kinda wanna go to a RT Podcast live just to do/hear the knuckle cracking thing.

Being in the middle of the audience during that Knuckle cracking thing was horrifying and mystifying. You can't hear it in this video but it was sure something else. I video'd it on my phone and have it saved to forever cringe/laugh at

The last question on a panel being a pretty good one? That's new.

You know its gonna be good when someone says something and Burnie replies with "Go 'head".

i cant wait for the RTAA of the karate chop

14:37 xD TRUFLE BUTTER!

I think Barbs moment would be buying a salad bowl for weeks on end specifically because it was a pun

there's a restaurant in Richland Washington called Cheese Louise and it sells wine and cheese, then from the shavings of the cheeses they sell they make a blended mac n' cheese.

I'm going to cry if we don't get an Animated Adventure out of the space high five.

57:09 Wow nice job audience :DD