Mayday mayday mayday. I was attacked by Albatross 4321, double engine failure and fuel leak. Need vectors to the nearest airport and need vectors to the nearest pigeons on route for emergency refueling. Falcon 8765
Bernard and Miss Bianca were originally supposed to fly on a pigeon, but animator Ollie Johnston remembered a _True-Life Adventure_ film depicting the clumsy takeoffs and landings of albatrosses and so Orville the albatross was born.
"Albatross Airlines. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" You can hardly blame the main character for being a bit... circumspect, about doing business with them.
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. This is Zane's falcon. My position is near the centre of the Island of Darkness. I have been shot by a stone warrior. Need albatross support units ASAP.