Russell Peters's Funniest jokes on Indians.ll Funny desi jokes. 

Bullshit!!!

Bullshit+1 They just think everything should be cheaper

Hahaha....Indians are the cheapest customers out there. They want you to fix things for free.

Most of the Indian's living abroad are cheap ones who couldn't survive here. so they don't represent the whole Indian race.

chrislitmen I’ve met some rich Indians. They’re still cheap

I fuckin love that catchphrase

No, it was:" Somebody 's gonna get hurt leal bad, somebody!"

Nooo. You pick the cotton. "We both wholesale"

Well he's indian too 🌚

God I hope it’s Julio

Indians are nice but Filipinos are really really sweet people....this is coming from an Indian

This guys profession is joker. This is his bread and butter, by making fun of others. Most shameful profession in the world

I'm a Christian in India, I live in Maharashtra and almost all my friends are Hindu except a couple. No one ever bullied me for my religion. They celebrate Christmas with me as I celebrate Diwali with them.

@Kordor Marwein I live next to an family fro same, they definitely look different. But never seen anyone make fun of them or bullying their children. You just fell victim to bullying as some kids do. Not everyone is bad. But not everyone is good either.

@Kordor Marwein I still think you just got bullied, lot of kids go through it. You're just making it a state/race thingy

Lol

Hahaha lololol

😂😂

Indians thought that their English is the British English but in fact is indian english ( that's with accents)

@@elizabethkay9061 Yep true. The Indian guys on RU-vid. Lol.

So you are no longer married to a desi?

@@beachboy_boobybuilder no one can handle the desi except the desi

Do you want to get married to a desi again

You must have been my neighbour!

@@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463 but she's a desi too. Look at her last name.

The problem is it's not common enough. We need universal sense! :O

Are you mn

Divek Shekhawat what is mn?

Yup lol

@@dr.shobhitsharma6272 yeah: what is mn?

Abdulla not funny but stupid

was it new material? I'm seeing him in a few weeks!

@@denisz2274 Yes new material and he was picking on the audience and making fun of himself. Its worth it to go see him. Hes doing a world tour and there was another comedian prior to him coming on.

@@anighose1 only stupids will find it stupid

Abdulla I'm seeing him tomorrow in Kuwait, super excited!

REAL BAD*

It’s “somebody gonna get hurt real bad”.

Yup, mine too 😉.

U should be proud

Where does she goes for shopping? 😄

Either you're lying or those shopkeepers are really naive.

Sunil Skanda not really. Most shopkeepers know people will bargain and hence increase the prices and then sell it at lower rates. You will seldom find shopkeepers pricing it right. However a few are not good at bargaining and at that time the shopkeeper makes merry.

@@rohitramanathanchanakya Yeah, but 4 times the price? It's unbelievable.

Sunil Skanda if an item costs 50 rupees and he puts it at 200/-. It's fine. Since he has other expenditures plus he needs to feed himself and his family. After the bargaining he will get 50 rupees profit. Are you telling me 50 rupees is good enough after all his travel expenses, money that he needs to bribe some goons around and pay for keeping his stall outside and more? I think it's fair enough. We need to understand both sides. So please relax.

This is what maximum of us do🤣🤣🤣

😬

Dudes funny😄

Jobless folk's like me $ you

@@abdulshakuur975 haha I work 70 hrs a week brother, but still laughing :D

Me

Hope you get better man

Bruh, you should be putting that on his Twitter, not on this channel that just uploads clips of comedians.

@Our ship Lusitania umm thanks😅😅❤

Really?

Ouch!

Wierd flex, but ok

f u man...you now get a compulsory prostate check everytime you visit your doctors

Sabrish Gopalakrishnan Two of my doctors are Indian, both guys are hilarious, and great people. Because of a stroke, it’s hard for me to understand my doctors. Their words fluidly come into the next. Where as, our words are one two the next, more chopped. So understand that my comment had nothing to do with race.

​@@overtheedge9298 Lets see how stroked you are when they shove their finger up your crack. And I still take offence nonetheless. Btw really sorry about the stroke man...may you recover well...

@@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156 What's wrong with you, idiot ? The man was just stating a fact coz of his medical condition. Why you had to get all offensive for that ? I'm an Indian as well and I didn't find his comment as offensive or racist at all. People like you are a disgrace to the whole country. SMH.

@@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156 Then don't watch this clip, dude. Just watch mathematics or bargain some country to invade

Uhhh-

Yeah thats great. Chinese and Indians have one thing in common, that is... Both hate CCCP🤣🤣🤣 Note: First C is for Corrupt

@@factspoken9062 have u met Chinese or been there to China? They don't hate their govt lmao. Travel outside

@@defjam137 Then why are they all trying to escape to America? Our coastguards find hundreds of them hiding in the hull of the cargo ships, packed like slaves

@@factspoken9062 It's BJP, not CCP. The CPC has a 94% approval rating while hundreds of millions of indians want Modi out of office.

They aren't Indian then😂

Nah that can't happen U see in India people are already thinking that the seller is selling at a high price so the bargain goes on until they reach below the original price. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧

You are are liar🤣

@@gauraverma haha

@@vanshikagoswami8315 so true

🙄

@nexxt up Why not?

LMAO u have some weird dresms bro

Wtf

@@billyc2572 not the weirdest shit youd encounter today

did u mean rushell petersh

ツDxrts funny

Plead*

Edwin Elnathan thx didn’t know 😂

@Zanou - PUBG MOBILE “Plead” is a verb. “Plea” is a noun.

Thanks Asha

No

Mainly from Gujarat and Delhi

Can you please tell me what does that mean I'm asking for real

@@whattf8016 The rationale behind arranged marriages in the Indian subcontinent is that they gradually learn to love and respect each other. For this very reason, girls are married off at an early age so that they can adjust with their in laws better. Sounds loony, but that's how it works.

Usually you grow before you go into her, so what you say makes absolutely no sense.

Yeah, that's right cause we were basically taught the value of money from childhood..... So if you know the value of money , bargaining is the most efficient solution 😌

And I love you.... you are so beautiful

@@20090395 Rofl!😂😂🤣🤣

Thanks man

He is not funny. All he does is mock Indians. He seems so insecure about his Indian heritage.

Ha ha

I agree

Seems to be your father

When i see indians like anywhere, they usually wear the cheapest sneakers, pants, everything!! But, still, they own all the hotels

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Indians and BLAZER!?!? ROFL

In India giving tips isn't part of local culture. They probably consider an insult to driver.