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This really needs to be on a tshirt for The Daily Show merch

Yep, and that's exactly the mentality that makes sell outs so spineless...... they'd sell their own mothers for a fortune....

Germany gives Israel compensation for WWII. Japan can't even say "sorry". In a few more years they won't even need to show anyone money (any surviving comfort women would be dead at that point).

That's how he acts now.. Money alone is what counts.. Remember how he started?

@@andethidialbubabibub3261 can you just not? Thank you... I mean what's the point of your comment?

It pained me when I heard a woman in the audience say "really?!"

I legit spat out my drink when he dropped that line so unexpectedly when it felt like the bit was on the wind down. 🤣

BRUTAL!!! 🤣

she lost her father my guess

@@shadowprince4482 oh really?🤣🥹😂

The Cullinan...one of the biggest and if not the biggest diamond in the world. Absolutely no shame in parading looted jewels 🧐

@@MusehanaH None (shame) .

I went back and re-watched it to hear the audience member... so great.

That was awesome... because I thought the same thing!!!

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that! XD

I thought she was saying "Really?!?" like, "Did Trevor really say something so mean?"

@@tridachia I thought the same.

100%

The dark part was interesting since I was expecting them to bring out a choco taco and be ok

Hi Willie, it's Eric. Please don't talk to me on a Wendy's Drive-through. Or at all. Thanks.

Oh I love this traffic thing so so much. Roy Wood Jr. is amazing!

What was funny was the father part😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

And it's FREE!! Ain't that sumthin'!!!?!! 🥰

Naa.. he's stand up is boring really.. better with these compressed daily show moments

Those segments always tap a funny bone. Truth & weird pain included lllol

That's the main reason I even watch these segments! Roy Wood Jr. is amazing!

True

Did the natives ever make peace with eachother

@@MrCab236 have any humans?

“Sorry is nice, but money goes a long way.” - Trevor Noah, 2022

Walk in beauty @Renee.

Reparations show sincerity

I wouldn't say it was totally adlibbed, but I would say, I don't think Trevor gets to see a lot of the material beforehand to make his reactions genuine. And it's just beautiful!

@@wait...what... Someone said Costa keeps a few lines from Trevor to surprise him so Roy probably does the same thing.

Laughing through my tears too.

@LakehuntistCool is there a contest for most repetitive post I missed?

That's the version they're discontinuing here in the Midwest... The Chaco Taco.

I had forgotten about Flintstones Push-Ups. Now I miss those, too!

Plus the squeegee sound push-ups made as you did your best to get every last bit!

It's true. That and adults who apologize too much, feeling guilty for anytime they breathe.

@@Gildedmuse the mark of a truly spineless coward........"don't apologize, bad people should get what's coming to them".......

Main reason I'm atheist is I've read the Bible.

@@ricksanchez9798 Oh, haha, I just realized: you think I'm being sarcastic, don't you? No, no. I'm one of THOSE losers. Catholicism has made me an atheist most surely, but it's also guarantee I will forever feel guilty about every single thing I do! Bad or not! Still, better than my dad. One of thirteen and used to run behind the "bug sprayer" for fun with his friends. I mean, at least I'm actually sorry for what my ex-religion has done (and not actively giving myself super-bug-cancer probably.)

@@TheNefastor right? I’m atheist and people are like read the Bible it make you a believer . Ok read Bible , how can anyone belive the stuff in this book?

Roy's just the best.

So true! Like a legit mirror to what’s really happening!

@LakehuntistCool it most definitely is not lol

ChocoTaco was indeed TOTAL TRASH. I always begged my mom to get us one as kids because they LOOKED like they’d be amazing, thankfully she never wasted her hard earned single mom money on one for us. Little did she know it would have ONLY TAKEN ONE ☝️ to make me NEVER ASK HER AGAIN. They tasted like stale soggy waffle cone filled with half-rate economy ice cream. It was horrible.

@@MiaMcKim1 this belongs on a reddit thread

True.

Oh yeah, sure. Commit heinous atrocities for centuries, then apologize for it long after the victims and perpetrators are dead all while insisting one's message is true. Strength through deception and crime!

@@The_Real_Mier Tanks for looking it up. I hate animal cruelty and have reported the account! 👍It's lakehuntist epic. Please help remove it! Thank you all! ❤

@@vancegilmore245 How many nations did exactly the same thing the catholic church apologized for? Spain refused to apologize to Latin America for over 500 years of conquering and killing Native Americans.

@@josechavez2521 I'm confused. You're saying "well the catholics weren't the ONLY ones who committed cultural and/or literal genocide, but at least they're apologizing for it."

@LakehuntistCool bot

It's basically a natural symbiotic circle, u get nostalgic from the Choco Taco then u cure the depression w ice cream for 2 mins before getting nostalgic again cuz it was the last Choco Taco 😭

@LakehuntistCool You're a horrible human being! Promoting animal cruelty! That video of the cat is disgusting! You're reported!

As a Navajo, thank you for your work ❤️

It's already lost, like any other religions in the world, it's outdated and soon to be abandoned. Less people believed in any religion.

Ew you’re a Catholic? Why ?

It's like ancient global terrorist organizations are a bad thing or something.

@@drextrey true. its the third wheel of society and we dont even ride bikes anymore.

PAY the affected families reparations! Give some land!

@@AmericanTeacher-USA Didn't you hear, they are paying.

@@AmericanTeacher-USAYou're mixing up something here. The catholic church is responsible for the mistreatment in its schools, nothing more. The land was taken by the government, so you should petition the government.

​@@HungryLoki The catholic church is responsible for more than mistreatment they have found 10,000 + Native children buried on the residential school properties. Many Natives are extremely upset about how these few elders handled the popes apology after asking for acknowledgment of what the church has done when the bodies were first discovered.

The people need justice for Aztec human sacrafices!

Still miss my Dad after 30+ years...💙

❤️‍🩹 condolences to you both

Lost mine a bit under a year ago. That part got to me too.

@@TehOvermind ⁹

Keep strong everyone.

Yep, but usa and Russia and esa ( European space agency) make most of it Which is 95% Russia control the engines that ensure the iss to stay in the perfect orbital line so not fall to earth or fly away in Space Usa Control the energy Europe and Canada ( Labs ) Japan Control the store and food refrigeratos

I swear. I usually don't think he's that funny but tonight was hilarious!

i was laughting for minutes after it ended hahahahaha

@LakehuntistCool Promoting animal cruelty! Disgusting! Shame on you!

I suspect that Russia is running low on finances. The Oligarchs, led by Putin "the richest", have pillaged the resources and prime business interests to the bone. How sad so much potential frittered away.

Yes, but they have to do things like that, otherwise the joke wouldn't work

Ah all white and that 1 token asian 😉

The point was no black. Ever one you list are I believe white. Thanks for that information 👍 🙂 😀 😊

@@denisehenry3427 my comment was not meant as an argument, but as an elaboration

Every African government could apply and pay their part of what it cost to maintain and operate the iss and then have their qualified scientist train and give their talents to the iss . But si far most have said they don't wanna pay..as well as a lot of south American and European and Asian countries . Every country has plenty of talent, but their corrupt governments don't let them join . Only way so far is to gain us citizenship and then gain a spot by competing against us scientist .like every other scientist who has made it and is originally from another country has made it.

I think you mean a glaring failure of Africa. Nobody owes Africa space travel affirmative action.

Or they care more about life on Earth, as we all should.

nope. First African national in space was in 2002 ...Shuttleworth from South Africa! Shame on you Trevor! Maybe Afrikaners don't count for Trevor..

@@meganbarber3599 Scientific discovery is never a waste of money and often has unexpected benefits in other fields.

If you think this is a news show you are stupider than you look

That was my exact thought when I heard the joke, plus different sections are managed by different 5 agencies - NASA (United States), Roscosmos (Russia), JAXA (Japan), ESA (European Union), and CSA (Canada).

Yeah, 'cause the Choco Taco itself was trash. The shell was like cardboard.

im mexican by blood and never heard of choco taco

Choco Taco was an icon I'm my middle and high school back in the day.

Yes. I remember it tasting so much better when I was younger I think it’s either nostalgia or they lowered the quality

@LakehuntistCool You're disgusting! That video of bullying the cat is animal cruelty! You're a psycopath in the making!

That was the best part for me 😂😱😂😱😂🤣

It's the "really?!" In response for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

well they could just buy their own Jewels

They actually have a library underneath the Vatican? I thought that was just from the Tom Hanks Divinci Code movie.

@@burgerman101 they have a secret library of ancient religious and Catholic texts. And they’ve destroyed a bunch of documents already.

@@burgerman101 you mean that wasn't a documentary? 😮😱😮

Depends on what's in it I suppose. Unless you know, they got the same rights to keep their property private as everyone else... More even, as they're a sovereign nation. We don't demand France or India share all their secrets with us. Even though many in the country seem to think we should...

Much of the truth has been burned! The little that remains is probably not nearly complete which can lead to false and dangerous assumptions!!! You know, the one thing that I've learned from truth is that: "Ignorance is Bliss" - This is truly so! There is only ONE truth that sets us free, and that is the truth of the cross!!! Any other truth just makes your blood boil more and more and at the same time makes us feel even more helpless than ever before!!! My point is, knowing any other truth outside the truth of the cross has no bearing, changes nothing and just makes your heart sour, when, really, it should be rejoicing is Christ! That's the only true freedom there is!

My father in law does the same thing with my kids.

Hello Dixie, how are you doing today

I just considered that a minute ago.

I'm glad for ALL INDIGENOUS PEOPLES.

Yeah, that really bugged me when he said that.

i want to see the big room they tested the space station in. some vacuum chamber big enough to house a skyscraper sized vehicle as it putters around in no gravity while they test space flight.

Laughable, but not funny. They justify everything they did. The queen's celebration was nice. I wonder how it feels to know everything you own was do to someone pain.

@@denisehenry3427 it hurts but what can you do as a person just watch them as the world goes by😌

@@Daniel_Wainaina Time brings on change. England will return those diamonds and other things that they stole from other countries .

@@denisehenry3427 I hope so to

YESSIR WE DID IT

my only concern is if that russia decides to shoot the stationwith a missle...

Thought it is designed in a way you depend on each other that is USA and Russia

@@martinchege6256 It's been an evolving concept since the beginning. Canada, Germany, Italy and Japan were all involved before Russia. Five space programs and more than a dozen countries. Russia has been a major part of it, but it's not just US & Russia.

The ISS is mostly made of American modules. The Russian module will detach and we'll have to attach a new module in replacement which won't be a big deal. Also we are gonna have another space station soon on lunar orbit with the Artemis mission. USA is far ahead of Russia in outer space and is not dependant on them whatsoever.

@@darksector1389 thanks for the information

Years actually. They said they'd pull out by 2024 in 2015 when they invader Crimea and people got mad

Trevor and most of the world population didn’t know how much Russia was connected to everything because American media give American credit for everything. But American actually has nothing.

@@BaneNathos As you might expect, international law is not among the qualifications of US citizens

@@maxmustermann9587 I don't understand your comment. I was merely pointing out that Russia has quite literally said they'd pull out since 2015. You can track it being said every few years and would go til 2024. Thus this isn't anything new.

@@BaneNathos My comment was about your statement _"in 2015 when they invader_ [sic] _Crimea"_ First: Crimea became part of Russia again in 2014. Second: There is quite a distinction between _invasion_ and _secession._ Here it is where internatinal law is not consistent, where the right of self-determination of peoples is conflicting with the right of self-preservation of the state. There was a plebiscite in Crimea about leaving Ukraine which passed. Was it illegal by national Ukrainian law - yes. Was it illegal by international law - no. Well, _every!_ Declaration of Independence is illegal by _national_ law. Point is: The outcome of the plebiscite was quite clear right from the beginning. That's why the central government in Kyiv was against it and that's why Russia did send troops to Crimea to block the central government from interfering with the referendum. With a population share of over 70% Russians in Crimea all Russia had to do was to make sure that the referendum _did happen._ Was sending Russian troops to safeguard the referendum illegal - yes, both by national and by international law. Does the presence of Russian troops make the result of the referendum less valid - no. And so we are back to square one: The conflict between the right of self-determination of peoples and the right of self-preservation of the state.

Don't be pedantic. The US and Russia are the main contributors. With the current plans for the rest of the decade it can't operate without Russia.

Wikipedia also says "Mark Richard Shuttleworth (born 18 September 1973) is a South African-British entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of Canonical, the company behind the development of the Linux-based Ubuntu operating system. In 2002, Shuttleworth became the first South African to travel to space as a space tourist, and indeed the first African from an independent country to travel to space" Who was even thinking they could get away with space tourism back then!?

I used to love Choco Tacos.

Emmy maybe? Oscars are for movies

Nope. It got me because I remember that his dad died of cancer when he was a teen.

@@UnboxingAlyss I’m relieved I’m not the only one, and I’m so sorry for your loss.

@@winxclubstellamusa I appreciate it, but I was referring to Roy's dad, not mine.

@@UnboxingAlyss oh… I didn’t know that about Roy. Thank you for telling me.

US and NATO is yet to pull out of Iraq and parts of Africa

@@enixword2637 😭😭😭

Sometimes you have a craving for Spanish food but I also need some chocolate for your time of the month And the Choco taco is your best way to go

I also gasped in horror. But then Roy slapped me in the face with some cold hard truth. I miss getting choco tacos with my dad 😭

Except Roy Jr

We can get them back safely without issue unless the Russians intentionally sabotage it.

Now America needs to build a shuttle

@@srinivasreddy3485 no money left after they left a few billion dollars worth of equipment in Afghanistan.

@@srinivasreddy3485 SpaceX

@@chrismazz75 the US defense budget is currently sitting at $722 BILLION for 2022 alone, with potential increases of up to $30 billion on the horizon I think they could squeeze their workers a little more if (for whatever reason) they decided the shuttle is necesary. It would be penies compared to the money they literaly blow up on a yearly basis

hint: it's a white organization

$10k. That was in the "report" Noah gave. I mean, I want to make it clear I totally agree with you they need to pay reparations. But he does actually mention how much in the show.

The actual amount is part of the Venmo joke at (5:04) and I double check on other articles and it's over 50 million. Not sure if that's fair, but I doubt it.

Leonaza, are you the twin sister of Woopi Goldberg of the view? just for curiosity.

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow hint: today, most catholics are from Africa and Latin America.

Nice compliment. ( =

To me they taste like the nutty buddy ice cream cones without nuts.

It is possible that Northrup Grumman's Cygnus spacecraft or Boeing's Starliner will be able to give the ISS the boost it needs to stay in orbit.

I think you just gave away their next planned terror tactic.....

spacex dragon is already docking with the iss on the reg, which is most of what it needs to do to boost it

That threat has lost most of its teeth by now thanks to Cygnus.

All orientation and life support is based on Russian modules... Maneuvers are performed at the expense of PROGRESS ships! And also you don't have a toilet)))

Well said! 🙌🏾

Use your brain for a little while to figure out the reason for it. I guarantee nothing bad will happen if you use your brain.

Keep on banging that drum, Sivah!

As an south african, our taxi associations thinks they own the roads. I don't own a car and depend heavily on them.

@@illuminatiagent7691 , it would be great as well if you share why you disagree. :)