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Inflation is causing companies to shrink their products to avoid raising prices, a Dallas school district is requiring students to carry clear backpacks to prevent gun violence, and the Secret Service claims it cannot recover text messages from January 6th due to a phone migration. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
Whoever deleted them after being directed to share them, prison. Every single SS agent who did this fired & pension lost.
@wjrasmussen666
@wjrasmussen666 Год назад
pension loss is a key part of this.
@jaynook4980
@jaynook4980 Год назад
Can’t we get the Cyber Ninjas to run a forensic audit? 🤣🤣🤣 This whole excuse is absurd, heads need to roll.
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 Год назад
Anger, outrage, prison and loss of income. May as well hang them too while you're at it grand inquisitor
@ishotmyboss
@ishotmyboss Год назад
You think each agent deleted all their texts individually?
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 Год назад
And because I have to say this before y'all decide I'm the enemy for making a joke at your expense... I agree there should be consequences but the way you worded that comment really made you seem like you're running an inquisition haha 😅 maybe I watch too much witch trial/Spanish inquisition movies but I just got those vibes from that comment haha
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Год назад
The Secret Service broke the first rule of lying: stick to just one lie. Now the "Device Replacement Program" will lead to an "Agent Replacement Program."
@undertow2142
@undertow2142 Год назад
Definitely some shady stuff on those texts. They pulling a uvalde and letting out their trash incompetence little by little.
@janewright315
@janewright315 Год назад
Not going to happen. They will have been "deleted during routine device changes or upgrades". Watch.
@tioswift3676
@tioswift3676 Год назад
You do realize this is per DoD requirements, right? What, you thought they just hit delete on the device and call it a day? 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
time to order dumpsterfire donny's secret service detail to cuff him and perp-walk him to the waiting DOJ cops. we will see then who they really work for.
@quintus920
@quintus920 Год назад
@John Jones chill bro, bad enough 5hey got to protect the most 'coke at me bro' but least capable of backing it up in US history. And it's not like they would have had text that no 9n3 else got, Trump is an open book, he isn't confiding his naughtiest little secrets with the quadruple vetted ex-marine current-secret service agent who probably isn't even allowed to look at his phone while on the clock.
@ThatBlackPiano
@ThatBlackPiano Год назад
As an senior rep for a reputable tech corporation I can assure you that ALL text messages are recoverable through the carrier through 8 levels of deletion that would only naturally occur after 15+ years on the servers. If they are missing any of the data from the carriers then they have committed a felony and the carrier along with each number missing texts should be charged accordingly. It would mean that they specifically targeted these messages to be deleted from the server especially when the other texts in the same geographical region are still accessible this assures there was no issue with the server as a whole.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 Год назад
Verizon provides service for the Federal gov and the US military.
@ThatBlackPiano
@ThatBlackPiano Год назад
@@mtaylor7307 Then that's who needs to be subpoenaed first.
@LetsBeCivilShallWe
@LetsBeCivilShallWe Год назад
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I worked for a cell phone provider for several years. What you deleted on your end had nothing to do with us. We. Could. Find. Everything.
@Corbomite_Meatballs
@Corbomite_Meatballs Год назад
For that type of recovery, you're talking about court orders to dig out the data from whatever server, wherever it is, and likely knowing a lot of detail on specifically what you're looking for, from whom and when. Not to say it couldn't be done, but it's going to be another year+ long archaeology expedition to find these SMS chains.
@sandrar6670
@sandrar6670 Год назад
That’s exactly my thought. Government mobile devices have an extra level of security Ike Knox or Mobile Iron. The texts can be recovered from the carrier. (Which have a security level certification to provide services to the US govt). Or via security services for the device itself.
@matthewcdupre
@matthewcdupre Год назад
"Shrinkflation" has been going on for years, decades, but usually just smaller scales , ppl notice now because the companies have been so brazen about it
@patrickdonohue6335
@patrickdonohue6335 Год назад
It proves that the manufacturers are price fixing. One company dairy doesn’t suddenly start selling the 1/2 gallon of ice cream for sage price it more at 2/3 the size unless all the competitors are doing the same or the customers would just buy the other companies true 1/2 gallon. Price fixing / corporate collusion
@HarlemSexyBlaqkat
@HarlemSexyBlaqkat Год назад
Exactly i noticed it years ago
@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI Год назад
They're just doing it now more brazenly so they can blame inflation when called out. The cost of producing a lot of these goods has _not_ actually gone up. These companies are not just making profits, but posting _record_ profits, because they realized that as long as everyone raises prices at once and blames "inflation", they can just keep raising it and pocketing the difference. That's why gas prices stayed so high for so long - the underlying oil prices dropped again quickly after the Ukraine conflict started, but gas prices stayed high because gas companies wanted to sell it for more, and nothing else.
@HungryLoki
@HungryLoki Год назад
I love how the excuses regularly boil down to: "No, I didn't act criminally, I'm just hilariously incompetent and should never have gotten this job in the first place."
@leyrua
@leyrua Год назад
It's kind of like the insanity plea, in a way.
@MacNif
@MacNif Год назад
They acted criminally They are ALSO hilariously incompetent
@user-lr4dj8fs6e
@user-lr4dj8fs6e Год назад
Exactly
@Maggie-rr8gi
@Maggie-rr8gi Год назад
As are most of the people Donald Trump hired.
@NankitaBR
@NankitaBR Год назад
Exactly. Like, who in the world doesn't do a backup when you change phones? And we are supposed to believe that some of the most tech-savvy people in the world wouldn't know that?
@LowKeyKraze
@LowKeyKraze Год назад
The clear backpacks would have ruined me as a kid… my Mom had me delivering Avon orders to teachers and principals every week! Everyone would have been asking why I got all that lotion in my backpack 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
@shaolinwarrior2012
@shaolinwarrior2012 Год назад
Maybe we should give kids ballistic shields in their backpacks, and gym class could be Spartan phalanx practice....
@lexio4395
@lexio4395 Год назад
Lol. We had to have clear or mesh k-12 in the 90s-00s
@cantnv1
@cantnv1 Год назад
Best comment ever!!
@viniciuslima9430
@viniciuslima9430 Год назад
😅😅😅😅😅😅so true.
@MrBearitall
@MrBearitall Год назад
Clear backpacks was a thing In the early 2000’s. I remember having to have one in middle school. Maybe it was just my area
@GreatDayEveryone
@GreatDayEveryone Год назад
When I worked with classified info, I had to sign something that described all the penalties and lengths of jail terms for each type of mishandled information. Deleting those texts was a CRIME. Also, any action meant to cover-up a crime is a crime, so, jail time, please. Lots of people will talk if faced with jail
@52blocksfederation83
@52blocksfederation83 Год назад
I can’t believe that there are no consequences. Termination and arrest.
@dingfriesaredone
@dingfriesaredone Год назад
They knew the situation was going to be under scrutiny. All phones should have been confiscated. Anyone that thinks this was an accident or mistake is an idiot.
@duicic8541
@duicic8541 Год назад
Trevor's alternative explanation might actually be the truth. We've had enough indications that Trump and the Secret Service weren't besties, so those texts might have read like two girls dissing their ex-boyfriends.
@cmendoza1094
@cmendoza1094 Год назад
I'm sure the GOP is all up in arms about it, just like the Hillary emails.
@DianePeace420
@DianePeace420 Год назад
Instagram user, are you on cablevision? I doubt you are, so take your spam and move along!
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 Год назад
"...idiot." = Trump cultists.
@Maggie-rr8gi
@Maggie-rr8gi Год назад
Yup!
@RainbowMaille
@RainbowMaille Год назад
the messed up thing is the secret service has one of the best forensic IT departments, like even the FBI sends stuff to the secret service techs, so . . .them trying to say they can't recover their own texts is so bogus
@rmsteeves
@rmsteeves Год назад
Even more messed up is that they probably are THE BEST at intentionally permanently deleting anything they want. The secret service is obviously corrupted by the traitorous right wing. Just like the Supreme Court. Say goodbye to American Democracy.
@creation9mars
@creation9mars Год назад
Facts
@freesandy
@freesandy Год назад
Clearly they are.hiding something that will hurt the narrative
@luisbravo64
@luisbravo64 Год назад
@@creation9mars 59v0d
@IMSiegfried
@IMSiegfried Год назад
Ya, but the FBI ain't no slouch either and has been retrieving deleted data for quite some time now.
@michaelbeers5034
@michaelbeers5034 Год назад
It's funny that Wood Jr mentioned that we need to go back to the ones that started shrinkflation (girl scouts lol). It was actually American Airlines when they realized that by taking two peanuts out per bag would save them $40k per year. Corporations went 🤯🤑
@davidlagares9621
@davidlagares9621 Год назад
Thank the Lord for Trevor Noah! Sometimes I really need a dosage of Trevor and his team to help me get through these times we are living in. Kudos to everyone at TDS! 👏👏👏
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz Год назад
1:43 worst is when they both increase the cost while also reducing the size, and blaming rising costs/pandemic meanwhile just straight up increased their profit margin.
@Carlwat78
@Carlwat78 Год назад
Yup, we've watch this happen in NYC for a couple of DECADES!
@Seilolo
@Seilolo Год назад
Yesss!!! Thieves!!!
@patmaurer8541
@patmaurer8541 Год назад
My biggest eye-roll was when Breyer's issued a statement that customers had requested a smaller package. Hmm, did they also ask to pay the same price tho? 🤔
@TheAureliac
@TheAureliac Год назад
@@patmaurer8541 Or when Entenmann's (briefly, before people caught on) hawked reduced calories. They were the same per ounce but the doughnuts were much smaller.
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 Год назад
Clear backpacks makes NO SENSE when you are aware that: 1. The gunman wasn't a schoolboy 2. No one stopped him, even the armed police 3. You can put layers in a backpack 4. Kids have pressure already and maybe they want to hide things like tampons or pads!!!
@djrafaelhulme
@djrafaelhulme Год назад
This phenomenon is called Security Theatre. Check out Adam Ruins Everything's video about it.
@iamthestorm9302
@iamthestorm9302 Год назад
Uvalde was an Epic failure and now the only person who's lost their job at this point is the School Principal. Shameful. All of those police on duty that day should just resign. Period. Their only job was to protect & serve, sword under oath and nd they couldn't do that.
@iamthestorm9302
@iamthestorm9302 Год назад
Shrinkflation!! Hilarious 😆😆😆 The Girl's Scott😆😆😆
@Keefkellywrld999
@Keefkellywrld999 Год назад
My high-school made us wear clear backpacks lol Noone complained
@themodelman1678
@themodelman1678 Год назад
They rip immediately too
@BiscuitsInSeptember
@BiscuitsInSeptember Год назад
Roy's traffic report is my favorite bit now on the show. Every time he gets indignant it's so cathartic.
@stevenmeszaros4931
@stevenmeszaros4931 Год назад
Would you trust someone to guard your life, when they can’t even protect their phone’s.
@JorgeRamos-xw6dy
@JorgeRamos-xw6dy Год назад
The loyalty of the secret service should be to the institutions and the American people. Seems like all our institutions need a refreshing course on our constitution.
@yoboy6319
@yoboy6319 Год назад
Ya, it's embarrassing.
@kenbohlin1642
@kenbohlin1642 Год назад
Covid is working on it.
@_xancurse_12
@_xancurse_12 Год назад
Sadly, as we are seeing with the Supreme Court constitution is subject to change based on whatever they are wanting at that time.
@nightsbeatswitchgood
@nightsbeatswitchgood Год назад
nah. this is just the inevitable result of an inherently incompetent system. no amount of reform will fix this
@viperaaspis
@viperaaspis Год назад
They also need a flush
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
A real statement about honesty and integrity when you’re deleting texts.
@harrytan5579
@harrytan5579 Год назад
Since when does Secret Service having anything to do with honesty and integrity? Their name already tells they are not honest (Secret) nor having any integrity(service).
@ashleyvaughn5213
@ashleyvaughn5213 Год назад
Maybe they didn't have enough space in their phone.😂Had to free it up
@nobody8328
@nobody8328 Год назад
But her emails?
@viniciuslima9430
@viniciuslima9430 Год назад
@@ashleyvaughn5213 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@2bunnies254
@2bunnies254 Год назад
Shouldn't they still have proof they were "updating system or deleting texts"? Don't all computers show recent activity?
@fdfac
@fdfac Год назад
Trevor, you are a national treasure. Spot on and the irony is always appreciated. The texts can be recovered through forensics.
@WatchMilesTV
@WatchMilesTV Год назад
Dollar Tree did the “shrinkflation” as well as raise their prices 25%. When they raised the prices to 1.25, many of their products got drastically smaller.
@allisone369
@allisone369 Год назад
" Get rid of the children so the guns can go there in peace" exactly! Funny but sadly true 😕
@jessicaloree9033
@jessicaloree9033 Год назад
I'm just over here like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😥😥😥😥😅😅😅😓😢😢😪😌😌😌😏
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 Год назад
And still they are banning abortion to have even more kids..? Smfh..
@tanyawade5197
@tanyawade5197 Год назад
@@einienj3281 Kids they won’t protect🤦🏾‍♀️.
@amayakhler1551
@amayakhler1551 Год назад
@@einienj3281 more kids more target practice amiright? /sarc.
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 Год назад
@@amayakhler1551 That's what it feels like..
@tabithatrimm-hooson4585
@tabithatrimm-hooson4585 Год назад
Bringing back the classics. I went through the clear and mesh book bags when I was in school almost 20 years ago. My friends and I successfully argued against them to our school board and got them to over turn the rule. They are ineffective and are a financial burden on those already struggling to feed and cloth their children. Plastic ones split at the seams and mesh ones rip from the weight of books and damage everything when it rains. They are pointless and expensive. Just ban the freaking guns.
@luminousfractal420
@luminousfractal420 Год назад
👍🙏✌️
@jd190d
@jd190d Год назад
What, it's not like other countries with mass shootings who reduced their gun supply had their shootings go down. :)
@betsyfloyde9244
@betsyfloyde9244 Год назад
Sensible!
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox Год назад
and on top of it the same people proposing this as a 'solution' are also proposing unrestricted conceal carry, no need to a license, just everyone at all times can conceal their weapons.
@Khronogi
@Khronogi Год назад
We can have less gun violence without banning firearms though. We have yet to actually make an attempt at the actual cause of gun violence, which is violence.
@theweirdmom
@theweirdmom Год назад
Secret service: that never happened Also secret service: what texts? Who’s texting? We don’t text? Edited to add: Secret Service: New phone, Who dis?
@milkman81
@milkman81 Год назад
This has been going on for over a decade. It’s just the “rich people” are now feeling it.
@DaemonJax
@DaemonJax Год назад
They're not missing, they just don't want to give the texts up for some reason. The texts are stored on both the phones and the communication server, and no one runs a server without some form of backups.
@andrewodell4021
@andrewodell4021 Год назад
The backups were on devices scheduled for device replacement as well. Also the server that holds the maintenance records saying why the devices were scheduled for replacement. You can never be too careful about IT.
@OneAdam12Adam
@OneAdam12Adam Год назад
ABSOLUTELY
@phandapanda9644
@phandapanda9644 Год назад
Nah, the IT Engineer is smiling somewhere.......the day they asked him to delete everything off the 'cloud', he knew this day would come 😜....that data is going to be worth something.
@snteag
@snteag Год назад
🤔
@nunnayrbznz3576
@nunnayrbznz3576 Год назад
They don't want the public to know how much the Secret Service was cheering on the insurrection when they are sworn to protect the same lawmakers.
@robertcowan7610
@robertcowan7610 Год назад
I've got bad news for Dallas Schools- the right to privacy in the United States doesn't begin at the threshold of adulthood. And as a retired U.S Army combat veteran I'd suggest that we first try not allowing weapons of war on our civilian streets. How about we start there?!
@TheSocratease
@TheSocratease Год назад
We still have a right to privacy? I thought that ended with Roe.
@dlo3955
@dlo3955 Год назад
Well said! The solution is very simple.
@freesandy
@freesandy Год назад
As a combat veteran, you should know that AR 15s are not used in war
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright Год назад
@@freesandy Wow! That was an incredibly dumb thing to say. I hope you didn't mean it like that!
@Osmosis-jy6xp
@Osmosis-jy6xp Год назад
@@Bill_Garthright ar 15s aren’t used in war and to say otherwise is very idiotic in itself
@ellenflaca
@ellenflaca Год назад
I love Roy Wood Jr & how he plays with Trevor. Comic genius & a great reprieve from national news
@lenoragreen7796
@lenoragreen7796 Год назад
The Students didn't bring the gun into school, the Criminal walked in with gun visibility? Why must the students 🤔 use clear book bags?
@shvetaketuuddalaka1130
@shvetaketuuddalaka1130 Год назад
The police can recover deleted texts, but the secret service can't?
@1m2rich
@1m2rich Год назад
Call in experts Jan 6th Committee. Bet the FBI can do it too. They will find out Trump did a coup! So should all of the SS eaders appt by Trump be gone. NOW.
@VINCEMACMAINE
@VINCEMACMAINE Год назад
right
@iamyou8416
@iamyou8416 Год назад
Not when the freakin’ SS did deleted them!! 😂
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 Год назад
The secretest secret service...the one that makes the other service nervous. Effing amen..CIA man. Oh, wait. That's CIA...not SS.
@joshk.6246
@joshk.6246 Год назад
They just need to ask the NSA to find them in the DB. Should be easy since they already have a date and time.
@atheliset5559
@atheliset5559 Год назад
Plus most of these shooters aren't the students attending the school; they're adults who trespass; students are constantly being so closely monitored and it's suffocating.
@leopardshadow333
@leopardshadow333 Год назад
THIS. The answer isnt to make schools a worse place for students to be. Kids already have to deal with the very real fear of adults with guns killing them at the place they are legally required to be every day.
@RC-tn8iz
@RC-tn8iz Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8I_6TPWcFu0.html
@ErutaniaRose
@ErutaniaRose Год назад
So many people in charge love to blame students. Bad mental health, students' fault. Shooters, students' fault, etc. etc. But kids are like flowers. Without the right conditions around them, support, and care they will not grow...and if the plant dies, it is not the plant's fault. It's the person who was tasked with its care.
@Volf1916
@Volf1916 Год назад
During my training course on getting a concealed permit, the guy pulled out 37 fire arms while wearing a t shirt and shorts. So yeah the 'clear' backpack. LOL
@paulbashar4986
@paulbashar4986 Год назад
Love the energy you bring to the media
@chadharvy
@chadharvy Год назад
my high school in Tennessee did clear backpacks after the Colorado school shooting in 1999. They also made up tuck our shirts in. So no matter what shirt you had on it needed to be tucked in. It's a BS excuse not to tackle the real issue.
@Corbomite_Meatballs
@Corbomite_Meatballs Год назад
Yep, that'll stop them kids from strapping anything to their ankles, calves, or thighs!
@mieliav
@mieliav Год назад
as one who worked for years in documentation management, I can tell you that there are strict, detailed protocols for every instance of data transfer. if the secret service lost a single letter of a single document, they are either incompetent at a very basic level, or guilty of gross negligence in their job. this sort of thing just can't happen if the rules are being followed.
@MicheleEngel
@MicheleEngel Год назад
Actually, there are three possible reasons: incompetence, gross negligence, and criminal obstruction of justice. In this case, it is most definitely the latter.
@halibaitor
@halibaitor Год назад
Why would you assume that any rules were being followed? 🤣🤣😭
@hotrodder5034
@hotrodder5034 Год назад
His traffic guy was hilarious! 😄😄😄😄😄
@iamthestorm9302
@iamthestorm9302 Год назад
Thanks Trevor Noah!!! Exactly 💯
@nezaetferati2490
@nezaetferati2490 Год назад
They had down sized products for years. Before inflation. Now they are making them smaller then before.
@bafflezbiz
@bafflezbiz Год назад
Inflation is just another word for deception. Prices are going up because we heard it on the news and from around town. Sure, the pandemic affected some industries who were unable to work because they were sick or in quarantine or their businesses weren't conducive to safety measures (tourism, crowded events, movie theaters, etc.). But most of these price increases have risen out of greed and dishonesty.
@EXTRAEDC
@EXTRAEDC Год назад
@@bafflezbiz i remember back in the day.. magnum ice cream was infact magnum size.. and now its more like m&m size 🤑🤦‍♂️
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 Год назад
....and watering them down.....
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 Год назад
@@Instabruh.User.. ....your channel has no content....🤔
@waggishsagacity7947
@waggishsagacity7947 Год назад
Nazaet Ferati: They NEVER return to their original size. NEVER!
@mattg4439
@mattg4439 Год назад
Always love the traffic reports - thank you Roy Wood Jr for keeping us updated.
@RankinMsP
@RankinMsP Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@piaribes936
@piaribes936 Год назад
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the weather was hilarious 😂
@ivangreen3995
@ivangreen3995 Год назад
Secret Service: "the dog ate my text homework"
@DecentGatsby
@DecentGatsby Год назад
*Don’t worry, guys. The police will investigate themselves* 👍🏼
@ghill88
@ghill88 Год назад
Dalyte • You bet, that always works well, for the police. 😃
@davenalford74
@davenalford74 Год назад
" we have investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing".....evevrytime
@doreengordon1475
@doreengordon1475 Год назад
Wink wink!🤣
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 Год назад
LOL.
@detlevdiegel6465
@detlevdiegel6465 Год назад
Who watches the watchers and who guards the guards?
@cwtabbs1
@cwtabbs1 Год назад
Shrinkflation's been happening for a while - I really started noticing it during the 2008 financial crisis. No one wanted to hear it then, but it's BEEN happening.
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve Год назад
That's when I started noticing it too, but I think I've seen reporting mention it existing at least decade or so before that.
@blauespony1013
@blauespony1013 Год назад
Trevor was right. Though you are telling the truth, it sounds crazy. I am very sorry to say so.
@MrDirtydaves
@MrDirtydaves Год назад
It’s been happening for decades, I’m just glad the information is hitting a larger audience.
@chuckybang
@chuckybang Год назад
You and everyone else noticed it because it was all over the news.
@JenA2145
@JenA2145 Год назад
@@Zuraneve very true! Back in the early 2000s, the cost of Diesel fuel went up. Trucking companies complained about transportation costs. That's when I noticed shrinkflation. Orange juice cartons went from 64 oz to 59 oz. The price went up. Yogurt cups were 8 oz, went down to 6 oz, the price rose, as well. And so on..
@riskybizness00
@riskybizness00 Год назад
wow. Roy and you on shrinkflation. Thanks for this video!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@latonyasoloman5700
@latonyasoloman5700 Год назад
Thank you as well
@shelbychesnut99
@shelbychesnut99 Год назад
Another thing companies do to "lower the calories" is to change the serving size.
@joanne4758
@joanne4758 Год назад
Shelby Chesnut - Many years ago when I was into Weight Watchers - they really pushed for you to purchase their (expensive) brands - all about clever marketing. (regards NZ)
@mermaiddiyartist8119
@mermaiddiyartist8119 Год назад
Soo messed up
@erikelenstrom9685
@erikelenstrom9685 Год назад
Don't they Wright the calories per 100g or something like that?
@frederf3227
@frederf3227 Год назад
@@erikelenstrom9685 USDA specifies serving size based on food category. Food companies can't change them.
@erikelenstrom9685
@erikelenstrom9685 Год назад
@@frederf3227 so the calorie on the package is standardized?
@monikak7327
@monikak7327 Год назад
"Trying something new to keep students safe". Anything but gun control.
@fishrowe420
@fishrowe420 Год назад
It's like the metric system.... America will avoid it like the plague....
@tioswift3676
@tioswift3676 Год назад
Yes, it’s called the “Second Amendment” Of the Bill Of Rights. This is something Trevor knows nothing about since he’s not from America, so I’m not surprised he thinks we can just easily take away guns. His ignorance and yours is showing.
@aaesir214
@aaesir214 Год назад
I'm not sure how TX thinks that clear backpacks are new. As so many have posted elsewhere, many districts started doing this a couple decades ago. It does seem a bit paltry of solution, though, when you watch videos of some of the worst incidents and realize that many of those events were not current students. Instead, the perpetrator walked boldly into the school with little attempt to hide their intent. But, hey, let's put the responsibility on the kids.
@jd190d
@jd190d Год назад
@@aaesir214 The video of the Uvalde shooter definitely did not show him trying to hide the weapon at all. Maybe if they clear backpacks it could have been avoided. :)
@IB4UUB4ME
@IB4UUB4ME Год назад
I’ve seen where people are selling bullet proof backpacks, it’s like WTH?
@rxcan_mando313
@rxcan_mando313 Год назад
Bro that dude pulling guns out of his pants reminded me of how GTA characters pull out they’re guns 😂😂
@GamerPenny
@GamerPenny Год назад
Roy's traffic report had me rolling
@TheGelatinousSnake
@TheGelatinousSnake Год назад
“We changed devices” that doesn’t destroy the record of what is sent… you can destroy your phone right now and your provider can still give you transcripts
@yanaa2raww
@yanaa2raww Год назад
this is why all government officials use iPhones. when sending messages from iPhone to iPhone the message is sent as an iMessage not a text. iMessages are encrypted and stored on Apple servers not the providers. thats why you see blue and green bubbles when going from Android to iPhone. once an iMessage is deleted its GONE. completely unrecoverable.
@OneAdam12Adam
@OneAdam12Adam Год назад
@@yanaa2raww That's hilarious!!! 😜😜😜😜
@riveramnell143
@riveramnell143 Год назад
The clear backpacks thing isn’t new. Some schools made them mandatory after the Columbine shooting as well, and that was in spring of ‘99. The fact that in 24 years of gun violence we have learned nothing and _done nothing_ to stop it is horrifying and so, so sad.
@shrinkorama6331
@shrinkorama6331 Год назад
We have learned much in that time. 1. It is easier the support a revolt in another Country than launch an attack. 2. American politicians vote by the deepest pocket contributors-Remember Corps are people, too? 3. The “Richest Man in the World” who spent money on #45 , also bankrolled an entire party. Ever notice why Ukraine gets to much press - Proxy war. 5. NRA was exposed as Russian backed operation. It was less costly the. Deploying troops. 6. Majority of Insurrectionists were from MI, WI, AK and Tx. 7. Who paid for the air travel, hotels and weaponry?
@clementrawlins9151
@clementrawlins9151 Год назад
And a lot of these shooters are not "students"
@US15522
@US15522 Год назад
@@clementrawlins9151 because they are former students.
@ErutaniaRose
@ErutaniaRose Год назад
As a gen z, I wish I knew what it was like to be in a school without a cop, without active shooter drills, and without a shitloads worth of micro managing that does nothing to actually help.
@ms6yo
@ms6yo Год назад
This laugh was needed 🤣🤣😂
@robertbush1595
@robertbush1595 Год назад
This was the best yet. Funny, wise and funny.
@petedog9581
@petedog9581 Год назад
Relieve all leadership in the Secret Service effective yesterday. They decided to purge data on devices used on the Jan 6th insurrection. I think the NSA could help them retrieve their data.
@darlene6531
@darlene6531 Год назад
Absolutely consequences.
@WynterDragon
@WynterDragon Год назад
Clear backpacks aren't new! They had those in schools when I was a kid and obviously it hasn't stopped a thing.
@quintenwhyte6660
@quintenwhyte6660 Год назад
In the 80s and 90s....
@wompusslompus5424
@wompusslompus5424 Год назад
Same
@robertocordero7718
@robertocordero7718 Год назад
In man bundles of fire wood carried by mama-sun had contraband inside , wand you want to hide something there is always away LOL…. Ban Asult weapons to most everyone!!!
@WonderMagician
@WonderMagician Год назад
Thanks Trevor; brilliant!
@timlubin1011
@timlubin1011 Год назад
So glad this show is on
@eiyukabe
@eiyukabe Год назад
What's important is that we try EVERYTHING WE CAN to stop gun violence except admitting that the second amendment was meant for militia purpose only and is intentionally misinterpreted by the modern right 🙄
Год назад
People let it slide in the beginning and did not see how this lie took hold in the gun owner / right wing circles. Now they are faced with millions of people who think guns=2nd amendment
@MsJP34782
@MsJP34782 Год назад
No the republicans said they’re useful for killing vermins need the extra bullets because they’re bad at shooting
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 Год назад
Militia-all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service
@X2LR8
@X2LR8 Год назад
The modern left simply won't keep the gun criminals off the streets. That's commonly referred to as revolving door "justice". The offenders get slaps on the wrist and very light sentences. And now bail "reform" is compounding the problem.
@aflucero82
@aflucero82 Год назад
I mean if you REALLY want to be literal about it. It was meant for the guns of the day, so muskets!? I'd be fine if there was no regulations on muskets I guess.
@MK-tq5ec
@MK-tq5ec Год назад
Remember when they scream “where are the emails”…. Where are the vocal people to tell what happened to the text messages
@artsimpledraw3393
@artsimpledraw3393 Год назад
Yes Trevor you are right. Companies should inform us before they do shrinkinflation, or any change on products they sell to us.
@shaktattz3062
@shaktattz3062 Год назад
Gatorade got on a waist trainer 😂😂😂
@songsayswhat
@songsayswhat Год назад
Companies have done this before. They generally add "new & improved!" on the package. The only thing "improved" is the profit the companies make.
@darlenemartinez384
@darlenemartinez384 Год назад
That traffic segment was hysterical. In a world full of hurt…. I needed that. 😂
@dawnjohnson8739
@dawnjohnson8739 Год назад
Agreed.
@brendac8309
@brendac8309 Год назад
Especially the Girl Scout cookie segment. So true. 😂
@Ghostrander
@Ghostrander Год назад
Roy, tell me about the traffic 🤣
@dtonyxo2481
@dtonyxo2481 Год назад
The secret service they keeping secrets I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂
@dawnjohnson8739
@dawnjohnson8739 Год назад
Right. Secret service gets asked for texts. Texts get deleted. And that just happens not to be intentional? Really?
@frederf3227
@frederf3227 Год назад
Guess what they just happened to have that migration ONE DAY after court asked them. Guess what date they lost? Jan 5 onward.
@charissanolt3164
@charissanolt3164 Год назад
Do you keep all your texts from a year and a half ago when you happened to be at a questionable party?
@CritterLizard
@CritterLizard Год назад
Imagine carrying high school binders and textbooks in a plastic backpack. Mine would have evacuated themselves all over the sidewalk in a matter of days. That's if the straps didn't break the moment I picked the thing up.
@luminousfractal420
@luminousfractal420 Год назад
Imagine how pointless a transparent backpack is with a folder inside it😂
@learningtobeme5195
@learningtobeme5195 Год назад
Seriously! I put my climbing backpack on a scale once, 60 pounds! Plus my sports bag. I can't imagine trucking 60 pounds up my 1/4 mile driveway in a plastic bag, let alone the abuse that happens on the bus and in hallways.
@KC-bi9jw
@KC-bi9jw Год назад
My high school enforced clear and mesh backpacks 15 years ago, yes gun control would be better, but trust me you’ll be fine with clear bags
@Emmaxson
@Emmaxson Год назад
What! Roy is ..... 🤣🤣 What!!! His bit on shrinkflation was lit 🔥
@elroygrey2899
@elroygrey2899 Год назад
11:35, don’t make me explain this I’m laughing so hard
@ginapsaki8746
@ginapsaki8746 Год назад
"America is willing to get rid of everything except guns." That's it in a nutshell.
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews Год назад
"I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns." ~ Diane Nguyen, Bojack Horseman.
@SteveSmith-nh4fz
@SteveSmith-nh4fz Год назад
Hello!!! how's your day?
@epicd3ath135
@epicd3ath135 Год назад
If you hand over your gun rights you're basically handing over your freedom
@epicd3ath135
@epicd3ath135 Год назад
America is willing to get rid of everything exept giant death machines that can go over 150 mph.
@JniceJokes
@JniceJokes Год назад
Even tho it's sad but you Trevor always make us feel little bit better
@Lcoop1980
@Lcoop1980 Год назад
Literally
@susanfanning9480
@susanfanning9480 Год назад
He sure tries his best, doesn't he?
@JniceJokes
@JniceJokes Год назад
@@susanfanning9480 yeah he does and I appreciate him honesty
@nothingworksworks3511
@nothingworksworks3511 Год назад
Except all the weird moms are gonna get mad at Trevor for mentioning weird kids
@JniceJokes
@JniceJokes Год назад
@@nothingworksworks3511 yeah true,people always look for ways to create dramas
@cierraporter1090
@cierraporter1090 Год назад
When he said 'Fb comments coming to life' I screamed lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅 too funny
@karlrensburg3472
@karlrensburg3472 Год назад
The Daily show team has produced a well oiled machine, found their nich'e. You can feel it in them, well working well together .👍👍 Which in turn gives all mankind cushions of laughter, throughout the pain. Rock on Team daily show !!!!!! Pree covid 🤝 Post covid 🤜🤛
@sgtbrownty
@sgtbrownty Год назад
You can tell that the Charmin slimmed down because the font of the "36" went from bold Bazooka to a slim Chaucer.
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers Год назад
Little typography joke...
@ItWasJohnYT
@ItWasJohnYT Год назад
Clear backpack, dress code and metal detectors are used all the time at poorer schools in my area. They're still the most dangerous. It's almost like arbitrary rules do nothing. We need to do better.
@wesleywyndam-pryce5305
@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Год назад
hey now! credit where credit is due those are NOT arbitrary rules, they are carefully crafted rules to hurt minorities and make money.
@noskillzdad5504
@noskillzdad5504 Год назад
they have commercials with "now with double..." they should also have "now with half..." lol
@concrete490
@concrete490 Год назад
I noticed at a truck stop the Nature Valley bars were out for a while and when they finally restocked, they seemed smaller.
@GreenSkipCard
@GreenSkipCard Год назад
Maybe that’s what they mean by “Secret Service.” What was the service? It’s a secret 🤫
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 Год назад
They serviced Trump alright haha he had to pay extra for choking though
@RankinMsP
@RankinMsP Год назад
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@saxophobe
@saxophobe Год назад
Companies have been doing stuff like this for years. There's a million different ways to skim off the top.
@PraiseTheFSMonster
@PraiseTheFSMonster Год назад
But it's worse than before and our money is worth less
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
remember the original Whopper ? kids are clueless turned vegetarian, thanks, bk
@MobileDecay
@MobileDecay Год назад
It's a miracle! They found the texts! Lol!
@joyanngrimes3551
@joyanngrimes3551 Год назад
Yup we notice this a few years ago on several other products too
@dancorun6650
@dancorun6650 Год назад
There is only one Jon Stewart but Trevor was a super replacement and The Daily Show is still laugh out loud funny.
@aries8597
@aries8597 Год назад
Agreed!
@andrewodell4021
@andrewodell4021 Год назад
I loved Jon Stewart, and I know this is blasphemy, but I prefer Trever Noah.
@carlton4129
@carlton4129 Год назад
I like Trevor 👍..he defines sarcasm
@TheAureliac
@TheAureliac Год назад
​@@andrewodell4021 Me too. I didn't want to watch TDS without Stewart. But Noah's accents alone are worth my time, as are the Between-the-Scenes segments. He's also followed (and maybe improved) Stewart's admirable example of letting his correspondents develop their own styles.
@neanda
@neanda Год назад
man, i love the traffic guy, and that last bit. That guy needs to have his own show, or longer skits with Trevor, because they bounce off each other well
@suehirsch6545
@suehirsch6545 Год назад
100% AGREE. They are prolly holding back a bit, following the old adage- If you give away the milk, no one will buy the cow.
@TheAureliac
@TheAureliac Год назад
Roy Wood Jr. has a related podcast as well as stand-up videos available.
@CorthosPryme911
@CorthosPryme911 Год назад
Roy Wood Jr is hilarious 😂
@atrealjesus
@atrealjesus Год назад
Gatorade been that way 🤣🤣
@edwin2600
@edwin2600 Год назад
I learned about shrinkflation decades ago from candy bars. When they increased the price, they would make the candy bar bigger, so you said okay, it costs more, but you get more. Then they would slowly reduce the size until it was smaller than it was before the price increase.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Год назад
Yep. Hershey bars are half what they were in the 60s.
@lbednaz
@lbednaz Год назад
One of my biggest frustrations with shrinkflation is with recipes! I have a family favorite summer salad called "9 Layer Salad", which uses 9 different ingredients that used to use the entire package; ex. head of lettuce, bag of spinach, can of water chestnuts, bag of frozen peas, sm jar mayo etc; but when I made it this past 7/4 it was slightly different due to the change in packages. Worse is we don't know what these products were originally. I think the companies should have to put on label what the original quantity was!
@cindys2617
@cindys2617 Год назад
How fortunate you are that one of your "biggest frustrations" of getting less food for more money is figuring out the proportions of a 9 layer salad. 🤨
@lbednaz
@lbednaz Год назад
@@cindys2617 I said biggest frustration with shrinkflation! Truly right now I'm still dealing with an open wound in my back from a surgery in March, with 2 more surgeries waiting, autoimmune diseases, over $14,000. per month for medications,..... do you really want me to continue? Because you made a quick totally wrong judgment!
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 Год назад
@@lbednaz...Im so sorry to hearthat....I hope you make a full recovery. Medication cost are pathetic.
@luminousfractal420
@luminousfractal420 Год назад
Google image search for the product, there will be a copy of the old packaging someplace and it will have the measure on it.
@DzR1591
@DzR1591 Год назад
@@cindys2617 lol your comment has me dead af. sooo much more going on than a 9 layer freaking salad 🤣💯
@treeeva
@treeeva Год назад
I love Roy Wood Jr 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Kashimana
@Kashimana Год назад
Roywood Jr and Trevor are so hilarious together
@telavivjake
@telavivjake Год назад
Clear backpacks are the dumbest idea ever. No one carries a semi-automatic rifle in a backpack to begin with. No one tries to smuggle one of those into a school, they just walk in and start shooting
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Год назад
Don’t forget, Mike Suckabee said “a pencil can be an assault weapon “.
@PHanomaly
@PHanomaly Год назад
Right?! Duh....
@eternalskeptic
@eternalskeptic Год назад
He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he MUST be indicted.
@ThechillABman
@ThechillABman Год назад
Nice rhymes
@immenseofperspectives8295
@immenseofperspectives8295 Год назад
You should make a conspiracy theory version. The Trumpian conspiracy theories have so much material in them. - Trump *failing* to protect the election. Even with putting a spotlight on it months in advance, and holding the most powerful office in the world. *Failed* - Trump *failed* to realize he was foolishly and perfectly leading his supporters into a "deepstate" trap on Jan 6th. Led them to death, ridicule, handcuffs and the title of insurrectionists. - When so few, lead very many....that's a clear presentation of herding sheep 🐑. Every person claiming Antifa/operatives led the invasion...is admitting Jan 6 was an epic and historic demonstration of who the real sheep are. Their own theories make them look like the sheep, clearly show Trumps failing performance, while admitting the "deepstate" is successful and winning. At least the deepstate keeps producing hearings and very detailed "fake news"....while the right keeps repeating the same simple catchphrases.
@andybaldman
@andybaldman Год назад
Ok Eminem
@ahotdj07
@ahotdj07 Год назад
Sadly enough that will never happen.
@abbygaileallbright0620
@abbygaileallbright0620 Год назад
Sweet! 🤣🤣
@kolafstv3047
@kolafstv3047 Год назад
the last joke on the shrinking traffic was a home run
@dianaw4072
@dianaw4072 Год назад
I’m in the Dallas area and this isn’t the first time area schools have tried the clear backpack thing. It hasn’t worked and it won’t suddenly stop an AR15! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@ironmurs6903
@ironmurs6903 Год назад
Roy Wood on traffic is the best part of this show by far
@coreycere4360
@coreycere4360 Год назад
Roy is hilarious 🤣
@JIJCrow
@JIJCrow Год назад
Roy is right,MacD is notorious of Shrinkflation,the Big Mac would be so big on the posters and shrink to an extra small mac at checkout
@ltanksley1
@ltanksley1 Год назад
Gatorade wearing a waist trainer. 🤣😊😂😅😁
@fayboedecker2532
@fayboedecker2532 Год назад
I was going to mention that the can goods used to be 16oz. Now it's 11.7oz. But the girl scout story is so real. Lol they cut the flavor to. Lord have mercy on the condoms 🤣
@down-to-earth-mystery-school
Without Trevor making fun or horrific things, most of us couldn’t make it through the day - much love!
@nexxus2853
@nexxus2853 Год назад
@@jessecuevas6456 week
@JennyLouLou
@JennyLouLou Год назад
Ditto. We need this comedic relief from the insanity.
@jessecuevas6456
@jessecuevas6456 Год назад
@@nexxus2853 it’s weak.
@Tam_X
@Tam_X Год назад
Isn’t it amazing that the Secret Service does not have multiple backups and that their “device migration” was somehow designed to erase data instead of preserving it like everywhere else in the entire universe? Amazing.
@culturia3555
@culturia3555 Год назад
Man, that guy, is the gun Inception, hahahaha
@travisg2619
@travisg2619 Год назад
The traffic segments keep me going.
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