Russian Future Is Here! The Car that Tucker Carlson Loves 

ahahaha At the UAZ factory they say "What is there to change if its perfect?"

​@@SanctionedIvan just like Russia, what to change, it's perfect!

Yeah 1970's technology. haha Fuel Injection, wow! So they are only 35 years behind the West.

​@SanctionedIvan the simple fact is obvious about UAZ cars and Russian cars in general is they probably haven't changed much in terms of quality since the days of the former Soviet Union. The Russian car companies are in for a shock now thanks to Putin's failed invasion of Ukraine the Russian Federation to get around western sanctions has had to turn to China meaning Russia will now be under China's thumb with Chinese now starting to make cars in Russia the Russian car brands like Lada UAZ etc will come under a lot of competition from the Chinese brands ,yes the Chinese car brands usually aim for the cheaper end of the market but they will be better put together than any of the Russian brands especially as the Russian car brands are by the look of things still using quality control from the days of the former Soviet Union. It's obvious that the average Russian earning around three hundred dollars a month cannot afford a new UAZ bukanka van at a cost of fifteen thousand dollars brand new so those Russian's who can afford a new will likely end up buying a Chinese car for around the same money with the difference being that the Chinese cars will be properly put together than the Russian branded cars .I'm not saying the Chinese car brands are perfect far from it but they are certainly better than a Russian car brand that is still stuck in the days of Gorbachev and the former Soviet Union. The future of Russian car industry likely ending up like the Moscovitch brand that recently re emerged in Russia a copy of a Chinese brand ,so Lada and UAZ will probably go the same way making copies of Chinese cars with a large chunk of those companies ending up owned by the Chinese car companies.You ruskies can look at it this way at least a Chinese car will start first go and make it from A to B.

@@SanctionedIvan Is that UAZ Patriot the one that takes the Sukhois out of the skies? Just wondering... 😜

Im glad to hear I made you happy!

I'm dealing with sciatica. What say we buy one of these bukanka scooby Doo vans and go cruising?

@@geoffwaterman6560Will definitely trigger sciatic pain!

@@carylhalfwassen8555 we are both better ...🤣🤣🤣

He was hilarious!

Seriously. I remember visiting the Mercedes Benz museum in Germany with my dad when I was little. The had some of the first Mercedes cars and motorcycles ever made there, and it didn’t look much different than this. 😳

It is. I noticed he just makes fun for his audience, and they eat it up

Imagine how cool it would be if German cars from the 70s and 80s would still be produced. Sadly Russian cars were junk even back then.

LOL. The Ford Econoline I drove for construction work in 1968 was a luxury vehicle compared to this. Well maybe not but the sun visors did stay up on the Ford.🤣

unironically wish there were more affordable options for vehicles with no bells and whistles like this in the US. If the price is right anyway

@@Schlachthof5 I‘d say the Benz Patent-Motorwagen was more luxurious lol (Than that russian truck)

@@mistermarch533 erm… this thing most definitely has no crumple zone and will likely cost a lot to repair after just a few years

Anywhere EXCEPT Moscow!!!!

I want one. So great.

@@LynetteA68 😆😂

I stumbled on this video. I thought that was a comedy bit, and he was showing cars from 1980's. That was until I look up pics and specs of the UAZ Hunter, Patriot model 2023... This is both funny and sad... for the Russian people.

YUP, MR. OUTIN WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS CLOWN.

You can clearly tell that Ivan was raised by the internet! 😁 I'm more in the "the kids are alright camp, myself." 😉

That noise is the sound of quality! I couldn't tell if he was serious or not.

At least his sarcasm shows there is more free speech in Russia than generally admitted.

@@gabrielbalbec883 He also had to just leave Russia because of his outspoken behavior has caused him issues within Russia...

I think UAZ cars look fantastic! And the old jeep was the best!

if only

This car was build with nuclear annihilation in mind. It would probably survive close proxiity of nuclear blast (simplictiy, lack of electronics, etc.)

Yea don't fool yourself. That first vehicle is build for a purpose, to perform work with. Robust simplicity is what it's all about , over complication is a negative and actually becoming a problem with cars in the west.

@@stuglenn1112 agreed, sometimes simple is better

It's built to keep running in the face of nuclear EMP. Why is that reassuring? lol

You are in luck their strategy is to appeal your targeted demographic.

Obviously, with limited exposure to western casual, and serious off-road machines, the delight in his childhood memories will remain for a very long time.

Just think of all the bread he can haul in it .😊

To be honest American build quality is not much better.😂

I would LOVE to see Tuckums drive one of those glorious marvels of russian technology 😁

@@felixalbion I totally agree! I never have and never will buy an American vehicle. I have never known anyone who had to do a major repair on a Toyota or Honda, but every American car needs a BIG repair at some point, and a lot of smaller ones.

Tucky wants one when he moves to his Putin supplied dacha on the Volga.......

What's so funny about some idiot mocking his own country?

Ivan is expert infiltrator... he'll be alright! 😋

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VW T2 ist Kult gebaut bis 1979! Ich denke eher an Citroën 2CV mit der Lüftungstechnik.🥳 Die Frage ist was kostet das Teil bei 2 Monatsgehältern kann es für Rentner oder eine Studenten WG von interesse sein.

I think that you will find out they were Libyans, but you were close. Yes, I am a Back To The Future tragic.

looks like the van used in the horror movie jeepers creepers

Yeah, that was a VW Bus. LOL

Dude never been inside of hmmwv or any other military vehicle for that matter.. Which is what both UAZs essentially are.

This 15K$... Cheapest Tesla 50K$... ;-)

These cars are not only much cheaper, but also much more reliable than Teslas.

I would rather have this loaf over a Tesla.

Tesla is a junk.

Tesla! Is better than a Russian car

​@avonmoremilk1958 Cope harder. The classic reasoning of someone unable to handle any criticism. "The cars are actually great, classic Soviet models" to "Russians make better ones in China" to "Your consumer goods are made in China, so you can't laugh at crap Russian cars"

@avonmoremilk1958 well he obviously visits a car shop so why would he loose time telling about planes or anything else ? (small country as Sweden also built planes alone, that's not that awesome for the biggest country to be able to do it also imho) Adn also maybe you missed the fun part of all this but well, if need to be explained, the jokes are less fun ;) Honnestly the prices are cheap (for my country at least), wich is cool even if quality seems to just be a dream.

@avonmoremilk1958Our plans don’t stop and explode in mid air 🇸🇪🪽

@avonmoremilk1958 So basically nobody buy them and a store if full of them, interresting business plan, only Russia can do it for sure xD ( Sweden dont need to make 100 planes since the one they got do all they need and I'm not from there but Grippen is a nice one. if you really want to go into a comparison with number if sweden about 10M people make 1 plane and Russia about 140M people make only 100 , still proportionnally Sweden is bettter ( not even talking about quality) But well seems you will never get the fun out of the videos and comments, sad for you somehow. good luck with all your knowledge and 0 fun in life ;) No need to be old to learn things or realise things, sometime going out from your country few years makes one learn more than living 70 year in same place, obviously Ivan Is the young that moved and discovered things and also made a funvideos about cars but well ...

​@avonmoremilk1958the West most certainly did not underestimate Putin's Russia's conventional military might. But gave too much credit.

Yup. For sure!

. Mine was a Ford Econoline.

I think chevy and dodge had their own versions too.@@Schlachthof5

Hot ass.

"drunk culture’s presence is strong in this car"??! We normal people call that "back-assward" logic, the type of logic preferred by crack-heads!

I thought you were talking about bukakke but you were referencing the loaf! 😁

Hey, just a reminder, American people don't hate Russian people. We just hate your government

He is Russian can you hear his Russian accent??? What do you smoke man?

LOL

Only a rumour passed on by people who cannot use it!

Yeah, biden is much better. With his army of illegal migrants

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@@user-zy3nv1jy1m Quiet MAGAt

It would have emitted zero emissions if they hadn't started it. Perhaps they could be reclassified for importation as garden sheds.

Ну конечно, у нас ведь диктатура именно поэтому на американском видеохостинге выкладывает видео чувак и на котром он ходит и спокойно обсирает свой автопром. Нашёл производителя военной техники и сравнивает её с гражданской по ценам в 3-4 раза дороже. Очень умно.

@@Alex_Gryzunov Этот парень - абсолютно невежественный позор с лишним весом! Он даже не знает ценности этих интересных машин и того, для чего они используются.

But how about the windows?😂

@@johan.ohgren 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ROTFLMFAO!

@@johan.ohgren Only if an FSB agent is hiding in the back seat.😂

@@johan.ohgren Those are also safe when it comes to the risk of falling out while drunk. As you can see, they thought of everything

У нас водители пьют за рулём примерно столько, сколько ваши мужики петрушат друг друга на заднем сиденье 😂

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Car drive you mad...

Yakov!!!!

Being able to open the trunk from the inside is something that didn't come about until tons of accidents had already happened. This is the same story for pretty much all safety features found in new vehicles that are now standard... in countries that actually have safety standards! 😉

My '05 Lancer Wagon also doesn't have internal release for the hatchback trunk door, which is quite annoying when I'm camping in it... so it's not just a Russian thing.

Thank you very much!

Indeed there is plenty to smirk, snicker, guffaw, titter at here as well.

I hope to see him one day on Sat night live in America😂😂😂

That would be awesome 😎

Ivan could work as a Russian-English Translator. Russian translation services are in high demand in Finance, Business and Trade industries. In 2022, Russian was the 8th most sought after language. German being the 1st.....pay around $79,000/year. Curious though with the war and dwindling business in Russia, whether 8th ranking remains.🤔

@@susansmith9263 That would be replaced by AI translators pretty soon

@@TheGrateful108 Interesting, though "Interpreters and Translators Inc" say AI-powered machines will never replace human translators and the industry is experiencing significant growth, a trend expected to continue. But never say never I guess.

They're work trucks! Maybe you didn't clue-in? Used by miners, geologists, oil-field techs. They have full-time AWD with a center diff. Maybe you should be commenting on girl's fashions instead?

@@sagradamoly4234 Toyota Hilux is a work truck. Those here are weekend hobby projects for middle school car modders.

@@sagradamoly4234 it does not matter if they are work trucks .... these are piece of sh**t cars that fall apart and break down i remember a guy back in Almaty during early 90s ( after collapse ) that was practically having a full time job working on his Niva .... I remember another neighbour cursing because the f***ing clutch on Moskvitch would wear out after like 2 years ... ...i remember my grandfather burning down his Jiguli because some faults in the clutch that set the whole car on fire ... These cars would not be even admissible to road safety inspection in any developed country solely based on their technical data ....

@@dmitryk2058 Yank cars after the 70s were the same

Frednel, you should stop doing drugs!

Obviously they were designed for cold of Siberia not for heat of Australia. I doubt that Russians tested their cars in Australia

@@Kannot2023 There are areas of Australia that get pretty cold , but not Siberia cold. However heat wasn't the issue, the cars were just so poorly built. The Australian importer spent $2000 per car getting them to a state that was acceptable to Australian car buyers and even after that, they were still cr@p. QUOTE: "Sixty changes were required to make the Samara comply with Australian Design Rules before quality issues were even considered. The Samara was not bad looking, but even at 20 paces you could see the woeful nature of such things as body fit and colour matching, as well as the nastiness of the plastics used in the bumpers and grille. This writer composed a two-foolscap-page list of faults about the first example he drove. Everything that could squeak, did; many things that should have worked, didn't. And lots of things actually fell off."

that's the way to go, you can live without shiny things and the payments were not stuck in your throat. most important you are not forced to walk anymore.

This was used to be normal for panel vans, even outside Russia.

@@uranblut I am in the United States and I don't remember that.

@@DeniseDDS Basically all vans that have a very short "hood" :). Older Ford Econoline, Chevy Express, GMC Savana etc...

There are a lot of mid engine supercars, Ferrari 488, Audi r8, corvette just to name the few :)

@@DeniseDDS I'm in Canada, and I do remember it, but I must be older than you.

lmao. that one got me too! "...if the UAZ goes down, you go down with it" 🤣

I like it, It is cute just that build quality obviously sucks

Tucker would become radicalised over this lol 😂 but on a serious not I like it I could make a really good day van with that

@@Domination1606 Don't you guys mean Fucker Carlson?

You need an excellent reviewed battery with high cold Cranking amps, and a trickle charger. Add an engine block warmer and get winter oil, and you will be golden.

What friends?

Here in the ex soviet countries we've had a lot of these, they are cheap for a reason. The build quality is truly terrible, gearboxes and engines fail all the time and it rusts past safe levels in like 4 years. So it's 15k for a car that might not start and rust like a tin can.

Id buy one too. That van is so useful idc how crap the fit and finish is

But even the VW bus from 1972 was better made than this “thing”.

Maybe UAZ is a VW van knock off. Lada is based on Fiat

@@Kannot2023 Maybe it's not! What are you smoking, Kannot?

How many toilets does a child-molester need?

Craftsmanshit!

And while there call an Uber and leave the vehicle behind.

Thank you very much!