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Russian Military MRE ( ASMR ) 

Ephemeral Rift
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Unboxing and exploring the contents of a Russian Military MRE to help you relax, sleep and experience ASMR. Includes sound exploration of all items with lots of tapping and crinkling, using Google Translate to decipher the text as best as possible, lighting the paraffin to briefly heat up the 3 main meals, mixing the flavored drinks, tea and coffee, and last but not least providing you with a small sample of everything on a tray.
00:00:00 Preview
00:00:37 Unboxing begins
00:03:50 Opening the contents
00:04:25 Close-up exploration of the contents
00:43:20 List of the contents
00:48:14 Overview of all the contents
00:49:00 Lighting the paraffin and heating up the meals
00:54:30 Preparing the flavored drinks
01:01:00 Preparing the coffee and tea
01:04:17 Putting samples on the tray
Background notes: This was purchased off of Amazon, for anyone interested in acquiring one. However, buyer be warned: this was the 2nd one I had to purchase. The first one I received and returned contained an item that burst open, and there was mold over everything. Luckily the one in this video was undamaged. The food was much better than expected and I highly recommend it, especially if you are into acquiring MRE's, camping, etc., or if you're like me and just want to try something out for the first time.
Shoutout to the various RU-vidrs out there who have done an unboxing of this particular MRE, as their understanding and explanation of the contents helped me understand everything a little bit better, with everything being printed in Russian. Special thanks to Nathan's MRE (RU-vid channel: bit.ly/2tn9esF) for his unboxing of this particular MRE in which he used Google Translate, which is where I got the idea.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 7 лет назад
I purchased this, along with other Russian props, specifically to have a particular character *coughYuricough* share this with you. However, due to the fact that all of the contents are printed in Russian, I had no idea what everything was until afterwards. Now that I have a better understanding, I'll acquire one again specifically for that Y.P. video. P.S. I also want you to know how dedicated I am to ya'll, as I got a manicure for the first time in my life just for this video! (Now I just need to stop biting and picking my nails!)
@dalzii3904
@dalzii3904 7 лет назад
We already know you're dedicated to us, the amount of effort you put in is unrivalled
@TheHanako
@TheHanako 7 лет назад
Ephemeral Rift you never fail to impress, rift!
@WhitmanEntertainment
@WhitmanEntertainment 7 лет назад
How long has it been since the last Yuri video? Those were my second favorite right behind the candyman. So glad to see him come back.
@braeden9350
@braeden9350 7 лет назад
Ephemeral Rift - Hey, it's not called a MANicure for nothing.
@CowboyPete
@CowboyPete 7 лет назад
YURI, FINALLY!
@daxtonriggs9228
@daxtonriggs9228 7 лет назад
Could this be considered the Russian Sleep Experiment?
@VAPORCHROME
@VAPORCHROME 7 лет назад
I honestly hope that this is an original comment, because that is fucking amazing.
@SPACECATIZZY
@SPACECATIZZY 7 лет назад
Holy hell I guess that it technically could be
@daxtonriggs9228
@daxtonriggs9228 7 лет назад
Zhalo I assure you it is fine sir.
@TrickyPiston
@TrickyPiston 7 лет назад
Lol
@idylliclove03
@idylliclove03 7 лет назад
Nooooooooooo! That story scared the piss outta me!
@tylersmith8137
@tylersmith8137 7 лет назад
*Receives the MRE* "You go cook breakfast while I start a fire." *35 minutes later* "You done yet?" "Just finished unpacking"
@F-22_Raptor
@F-22_Raptor 6 лет назад
Tyler Smith ору
@gotchafatboy9089
@gotchafatboy9089 6 лет назад
*30 minutes afterwards* "What's the holdup?" "These instructions are in Russian!"
@vorsachi6025
@vorsachi6025 5 лет назад
U cant cook the breakfast without the fire therefore joke is invalid
@AbyssalPlague
@AbyssalPlague 4 года назад
@@vorsachi6025 What, you've never cooked breakfast without a fire? I do it all the time with a stove. c:
@vorsachi6025
@vorsachi6025 4 года назад
Plague Doctor Seth kiss me on the mouth
@user-vf7pz2zn8t
@user-vf7pz2zn8t 6 лет назад
This comment section: 40% people praising you 10% suka blyad where's vodka 40% russian people praising you 10% а мне и так всё понятно) Greetings from Russia, btw
@taraellis8279
@taraellis8279 6 лет назад
Вениамин Феафанов aye my huskies name is suka
@user-pt5zp3we1f
@user-pt5zp3we1f 6 лет назад
tara gorby nice. Ahhaa
@user-rg6hb5bq9c
@user-rg6hb5bq9c 6 лет назад
😧
@mr.sandman7397
@mr.sandman7397 6 лет назад
Мммммм эти стереотипы. Этим можно брать и обмазываться (без обид)
@lordtachanka9340
@lordtachanka9340 6 лет назад
Blyat so much people from the motherland сука I can’t believe this
@princessosakabe
@princessosakabe 5 лет назад
Google translate: 🍽 = "THE" ???
@OneDrapo
@OneDrapo 5 лет назад
Naha_27 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@geordiepelt3862
@geordiepelt3862 5 лет назад
I know I’ve been sitting here for a year thinking what the fuck Russia since when does your language have emojis in sentences
@yoboiiiflapjack9128
@yoboiiiflapjack9128 5 лет назад
What app is that anyways
@toyotamarkIIjz
@toyotamarkIIjz 5 лет назад
What's the name of the app he used?
@_blacken
@_blacken 5 лет назад
@@toyotamarkIIjz Google translate app can live translate on some languages.
@kaliitka3906
@kaliitka3906 7 лет назад
Когда я подписывался на чувака, который шептался с картофелем, одетым в шапочки из фольги, я не думал, что увижу когда- либо ЭТО.
@Space_Potat
@Space_Potat 6 лет назад
Kaliitka XD
@kopchenaya_kolbaska
@kopchenaya_kolbaska 6 лет назад
Название видео
@WHEELES
@WHEELES 5 лет назад
А я подписывался на чувака, который шлёпает Ленина (вернее, его миниатюрный бюст) по лысине и мнёт русский хлеб)
@Kir367
@Kir367 5 лет назад
Эй эй эй ! Он доктор ананасов ! Он лечил ананас , но потом расчленил его ((
@juliaodam4ssa883
@juliaodam4ssa883 5 лет назад
😀
@stephenleverett601
@stephenleverett601 7 лет назад
there's so much food in that thing! didn't expect them to putin that much.
@stolasgoetia93
@stolasgoetia93 7 лет назад
LMFAO! I won't be stalin to eat that thing, unlike ER. I would dig right in.
@Waknoodle
@Waknoodle 7 лет назад
Stephen Leverett Both of you get high Marx for these comments
@thomas.mp4
@thomas.mp4 7 лет назад
I'm blocking you all.
@AzListener23
@AzListener23 7 лет назад
ʎlddnS oɹp will you be blocking them with the Berlin wall?
@cccmmll
@cccmmll 7 лет назад
He might just use some kind of curtain. Preferably made of robust material... like iron or something.
@mr.tacituskilgore9580
@mr.tacituskilgore9580 6 лет назад
Fork, plate and spoon = THE
@heksekvlt7161
@heksekvlt7161 5 лет назад
its russian code
@ilinZZ
@ilinZZ 5 лет назад
@@heksekvlt7161 , no . This is google code.
@nitroraptor5316
@nitroraptor5316 4 года назад
Break time! (Spongebob reference)
@reyrus1226
@reyrus1226 4 года назад
2:40
@mitingant
@mitingant 4 года назад
Fun fact: there's no articles in Russian. So, WTF Google?
@Temchevskiy
@Temchevskiy 6 лет назад
Солид мы тебя узнали!
@badgeroff2508
@badgeroff2508 5 лет назад
Ты очень смешно пошутил. Молодец!
@eskent123
@eskent123 5 лет назад
@@badgeroff2508 если не понял шутки, молчи..
@albinotugboat7788
@albinotugboat7788 5 лет назад
Бля красавчик, орнул нехило
@sk1r4
@sk1r4 5 лет назад
Вставай,ты обосрался
@gordonfreecat2033
@gordonfreecat2033 5 лет назад
Даааа, обзоры мало просмотров приносят , вот СОЛененький и думает: что ещё с ИРП поделать))) [ждите ИРП эротику] : ))))))
@Subject98
@Subject98 7 лет назад
I don't know why I'm so amused by that translator app. That's the dopest thing I've seen all week.
@jahslowo4740
@jahslowo4740 6 лет назад
Do you know what the app is called?
@nazkeru5513
@nazkeru5513 6 лет назад
Jahslowo that's the Google translate app
@chrollium6111
@chrollium6111 5 лет назад
(Clicks on vid expecting Le Tingles) Red Lobster ad: SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP * dies *
@GrandOvertureLaughter
@GrandOvertureLaughter 4 года назад
Lo l i died just thinking of that ad in my hewd except for some reason it was the outback steakhouse guy
@TristanPacheco
@TristanPacheco 7 лет назад
I too prefer my stuffing sausage to be amateur and my pate to be gentle.
@FreekNik
@FreekNik 7 лет назад
Being Russian myself, I was really surprised to see this in my notifications! Thanks, Rift, the video is exceptional and well done, the amount of tingles is really big in this one. Greetings from Russia, you have a lot of subscribers here!
@concise2183
@concise2183 7 лет назад
FreekNik òf
@marchtovictory4517
@marchtovictory4517 Год назад
SLAVA Z
@PilotGuava
@PilotGuava Год назад
@FreekNik Hey. Sorry things are shitty in Russia right now, I guess assuming they are. I hope all is well, I’m sorry your government and the Ukrainian government are both horrible. Not saying Americas is better, hell we traded a man who dealt arms to terrorists for a lesbian who smuggled weed into Russia and hates the country that saved her life. Anyway, sorry to go on a little tangent. I know a lot of the world isn’t a fan of Russia and by association it’s people which I assume would include you. I just hope you’re doing alright.
@Грыжатина
@Грыжатина Год назад
@@PilotGuava Being Russian, I can say that you should not worry. Despite world pressure in Russia, everything is as usual, the only exceptions are the border regions with Ukraine, which is not surprising. Of the direct cardinal changes, this is import substitution, due to the departure of foreign companies, we have opened our own production facilities.
@stevemiller.
@stevemiller. 10 месяцев назад
Not something to be proud of this year eh?
@xalvist
@xalvist 7 лет назад
tips: - no need to add sugar into fruit drinks and you need to pour hot water in it, not cold one - dont heat up shpak (canned pig fat - bacon :D) use it as pate, you can eat it even if it frozen - more tastier! - as many people told already - dont use that "dry spirit" tablets indoors - dont eat all at once its a one day ration at least for non-americans :D - use huge knife to open and eat all meals, share some with your homie bear.
@ratslikeplague7493
@ratslikeplague7493 6 лет назад
xalvist насчет шпика ты неправ, холодным он супер мерзкий, а разогретый почти как шашлык пахнет
@WithoutAnyChances
@WithoutAnyChances 6 лет назад
xalvist Hey listen, my Native American ass has a high ass metabolism
@Admin-5
@Admin-5 5 лет назад
xalvist yeah I was watching and I think it was a show off and maybe a taste test of a few items
@applejuce5253
@applejuce5253 5 лет назад
:)
@noobsandwich4598
@noobsandwich4598 5 лет назад
It's only a one day ration if your country doesnt have enough food to eat twice a day.
@jackb1040
@jackb1040 4 года назад
Every other soldier is trying to hurry and eat before they get hit by artillery and then there's this guy
@bartholomewmozart2978
@bartholomewmozart2978 4 года назад
Every other asmrtist: unloads the box and focuses more one the content of the box than the tingles Uncle rift: makes sounds with every damn package. Now thats what i call dedication
@MegaLovemen
@MegaLovemen 7 лет назад
Дождался. Спасибо!!! :)
@KathrynDok
@KathrynDok 7 лет назад
MegaLovemen Я В ШОКЕ
@Mrlollolster123
@Mrlollolster123 7 лет назад
Хех :)
@ISYA711
@ISYA711 7 лет назад
MegaLovemen сахар был к чаю и кофе,а не к фруктовым напиткам 😂
@takaiyokai6911
@takaiyokai6911 7 лет назад
Я кажется впервые вижу русский коммент под видео Рифта) Кстати, ел один из видов наших сух-пайков в армии, довольно годная штука (хотя далеко не всё), особенно с голодухи)
@shusasha
@shusasha 7 лет назад
Наконец
@jamesrichardson849
@jamesrichardson849 7 лет назад
I was like holy shit ASMRSurge's hands have aged quite a bit.
@uhtredofbebbanburg5748
@uhtredofbebbanburg5748 7 лет назад
James Richardson Lol, me to, I just realized that it was a video from Uncle E and not from asmrsurge 4 minutes after the video started
@loser-forever
@loser-forever 7 лет назад
Same here I didn't realize it wasn't Surge until I read ER's comment about buying the props and whatnot. Even then I thought he was talking to Surge I was so confused
@auctoritate8254
@auctoritate8254 7 лет назад
Loser Pants 'Hey, why didn't he name the MRE and tell a story about the adventure they went on?'
@loser-forever
@loser-forever 7 лет назад
Stetson Graham whatever you said went over my head
@kademiller
@kademiller 7 лет назад
im already 1 hour 10 minutes into the video and i literally just realized that this isnt asmr surge
@Fuckthegov107
@Fuckthegov107 3 года назад
In my opinion this is one of the best if not the best quality ASMR video I’ve ever stumbled across, I’ve been rewatching this for years now! Haha great fuckin content man!
@tdetsm4360
@tdetsm4360 6 лет назад
The reason the drink mixes didn’t mix well is because they are meant to dissolve in warm water not cold.
@mcgrayder382
@mcgrayder382 3 года назад
Ikr, russia is cold place, so they often don’t drink cold liquids
@PrestonGarvey-i2
@PrestonGarvey-i2 7 лет назад
*imagines Gordon Ramsey* "WHERE IS THE FUCKIN LAMB SAUCE?!"
@ShimSham.
@ShimSham. 6 лет назад
I’m not sure where the lamb sauce is general, but I do know of another settlement that needs your help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map.
@sadrosetemplar
@sadrosetemplar 6 лет назад
ShimSham how the tablea have turned
@DreamMAKERASMR
@DreamMAKERASMR 7 лет назад
My brother brought this thing from Russian army :) У меня браток младший такие из армейки приволок)
@user-bm2ru1ev9u
@user-bm2ru1ev9u 7 лет назад
сделайте асмр-обзор Американского сухпойка))))
@user-bm2ru1ev9u
@user-bm2ru1ev9u 7 лет назад
+Павел Просто не как плагиат,а как...дань уважения отдать,что ли :D
@Altrouxx
@Altrouxx 7 лет назад
DreamMAKER ASMR Мечтатель! :D
@saido4ka_tokyo572
@saido4ka_tokyo572 6 лет назад
DreamMAKER ASMR привет мечтатель ! Как дела на канале(я твой подписчик)
@brother_glad1at0rpwnz63
@brother_glad1at0rpwnz63 6 лет назад
DreamMAKER ASMR Драсте
@chainefermer6619
@chainefermer6619 6 лет назад
🇷🇺😁Я французский, но я прокомментирую на русском👌🏻🇫🇷
@bigmovieshow
@bigmovieshow 5 лет назад
@VLAD воrsнatsky и как, вкусно?
@forgetfun5697
@forgetfun5697 5 лет назад
Ля Франция может в протесты, а мы нет(
@user-rr8nw5zs7e
@user-rr8nw5zs7e 5 лет назад
Chaîne fermer Бонжюр Ёпта 🤚 Шутка,Привет Франции 😉🤚
@darial4717
@darial4717 5 лет назад
Я французский Багет что ли?
@Narutoooooooooooooo
@Narutoooooooooooooo 5 лет назад
Привет из России, французы :)
@le_le_off7495
@le_le_off7495 7 лет назад
Ты зачем плавленный сыр на огонь поставил? XD
@gavriilkhorst
@gavriilkhorst 5 лет назад
Cha1nSaw расплавить
@le_le_off7495
@le_le_off7495 5 лет назад
Гавриил Хорст и ведь не поспоришь)
@VanBebrou
@VanBebrou 5 лет назад
Сделать из него йогурт ;))))
@dianacohen2447
@dianacohen2447 5 лет назад
судя по виду там не только сыр расплавлен, но и шпик, превращенный в свиной бульон, икра из овощей и паштет)
@le_le_off7495
@le_le_off7495 5 лет назад
@@dianacohen2447 наверное ему вкусно было)
@jamieb1830
@jamieb1830 7 лет назад
Let's get this out onto a tray Nice!
@AFXPaladin
@AFXPaladin 5 лет назад
Jamie Baker ting ting ting ting ting?
@fuzzy4461
@fuzzy4461 5 лет назад
Nice hiss
@Masaki-1334
@Masaki-1334 4 года назад
YES
@LittleManBigCock
@LittleManBigCock 4 года назад
This is going in my collection
@geordiepelt3862
@geordiepelt3862 4 года назад
Alright mmkay
@jacekay6031
@jacekay6031 7 лет назад
Can I suggest you do a developing film video? The red light, dark room sort of thing, liquid gently swishing about, delicate work etc. Would be great!
@markbarahura6432
@markbarahura6432 7 лет назад
OMG yes!!! It could be photos of the other characters.
@AvaToccoRodriguez
@AvaToccoRodriguez 7 лет назад
Jace Kay I
@jakholl
@jakholl 6 лет назад
You fucking genius
@n.s.harrison5737
@n.s.harrison5737 6 лет назад
This idea is amazing
@Mancorte5
@Mancorte5 5 лет назад
His transitions from clip to clip are hardly unnoticeable! I love the quality of editing in the video.
@bartholomewmozart2978
@bartholomewmozart2978 4 года назад
There are a few other asmrtists that used an mre box but unlike the others he really takes his time with the unpacking and cooking of the food. This is why he is by far the best asmrtist
@snowbelka
@snowbelka 7 лет назад
Тот неловкий момент,когда в холодильнике лежит точно такой же набор)
@savvyjac
@savvyjac 7 лет назад
I only eat the finest of Newspapers with my Elephant Tea.
@cheez4me333
@cheez4me333 6 лет назад
I had no idea someone could master the art of both visual and audio asmr in this manner, truly amazing work
@reddragon9182
@reddragon9182 6 лет назад
Just saw this for the first time only now. And it’s been a while since I had such great tingles. Great video. And I love ur stuff
@swaggaming69420
@swaggaming69420 7 лет назад
Comrade rift? Ephemeral sickle? Edit:Good Lord this has a lot of likes
@vascosassettipintoleite8506
@vascosassettipintoleite8506 7 лет назад
Ephemeral Kapital
@bubbles7492
@bubbles7492 7 лет назад
amerikanski schpion
@OcarinaOftimeFan2020
@OcarinaOftimeFan2020 7 лет назад
Comrade Rift
@VanceJoudrey
@VanceJoudrey 7 лет назад
Vasco Sassetti Pinto Leite Marx was German
@swaggaming69420
@swaggaming69420 7 лет назад
communist rift?
@Olivermeow35
@Olivermeow35 7 лет назад
I am here! I just woke up and now...I will go back to sleep again.
@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df
@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df 7 лет назад
i was about to do homework but sleep is better
@MrSmokeyP
@MrSmokeyP 7 лет назад
Izuku Midoriya you have school this time of year ?😂😂
@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df
@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df 7 лет назад
Parker's Gaming Sadly yes i failed a subject now i have to go extra classes :'(
@MrGalaxyPanda
@MrGalaxyPanda 7 лет назад
Izuku Midoriya Well at-least you have good taste in anime.
@RX4D_Official
@RX4D_Official 5 лет назад
Братишка, я тебе покушать принес 1:04:52
@skelet0n_0ff
@skelet0n_0ff 5 лет назад
Спасибо, этот асмр так поднял мне аппетит... ...до этого момента
@l0kerp
@l0kerp 5 лет назад
ААХАХХАХАХААА
@razoomist
@razoomist 5 лет назад
В деревнях то ели всё..
@z.s2702
@z.s2702 5 лет назад
Сладкий хлеб !
@dastytvyt9578
@dastytvyt9578 5 лет назад
Угарнул
@yenny-jenny8799
@yenny-jenny8799 6 лет назад
I (very) recently started to learn russian, at the moment I´m just getting familiar with the alphabet and ever since I eagerly try to read every russian text I spot somewhere, so the first thing I did when you displayed the Box was pausing the video and tried to decipher the text on it. As you opened the box, it was the same. XD I must confess that- for a second - I indeed was a bit upset when you used the translation app, like "you destroyed the surprise, I was going to read that!" But, my, this video is so realxing and calming, after a few minutes I stopped trying to read the russian text for I just wanted to sit and listen.
@AbyssalPlague
@AbyssalPlague 5 лет назад
I bet Fork, Plate and Spoon were the easiest to figure out before he used the translator.
@BR0984
@BR0984 4 года назад
Artem Dáškov can you give me interesting Russian novel titles?
@spinningsquare1325
@spinningsquare1325 4 года назад
Bruh the translation is incorrect anyway
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 3 года назад
@@BR0984 Hey, I might. Russian "Sherlock Holmes", as well as "Операция Ы и другие приключения Шурика" and "Бриллиантовая Рука" are good soviet classics. Anything that is released these days are almost entirely shitty detective serials, so finding anything good is way too difficult Upd: Sorry mate, I just noticed "novels" xd Try "Stalker" and "Metro" novel series. "Магфиг" used to be my personal favourite in my early teens
@BR0984
@BR0984 3 года назад
@@notsocrazytank707 no worries, man. I've been wanting to try out Metro in a while, just stuck in general on whether to read Russian novels in English or in Russian. Sure, English is easier, but the specialty of Russian is gone. What do you think?
@iamnico36
@iamnico36 7 лет назад
Man, having a small sample of everything on a tray at the end was pretty... Nice!
@naurunappula1
@naurunappula1 7 лет назад
iamnico36 I see what you did there...
@iang1650
@iang1650 6 лет назад
Ayyyy Steve-o!
@mr.spookums6494
@mr.spookums6494 6 лет назад
Ayyy Steve
@gob6213
@gob6213 6 лет назад
Steve is. . . NICE
@sentro5382
@sentro5382 7 лет назад
I've said this before but... you have truly mastered the arts of ASMR and the editing style that best suits ASMR. Amazingly well done.
@enolagardens
@enolagardens 5 лет назад
i love this SO much. i was a fan of mre videos before i knew what asmr was. this is perfection.
@valerioferilli6769
@valerioferilli6769 6 лет назад
this video relaxed me sooo much, very tingly for the head nerves.. ive watched it a few times and the translate app is awesome! good job with the videos
@Deachuu
@Deachuu 7 лет назад
man that poor google translate thing was shitting the bed
@Jakeay
@Jakeay 6 лет назад
Deachuu At 39:47 it translates beef stew into anal first lmao
@lauriallantorni2036
@lauriallantorni2036 6 лет назад
Jake :D
@TheBanatter
@TheBanatter 6 лет назад
Deachuu "ARMY GREW UP"
@boiledcheetos7359
@boiledcheetos7359 5 лет назад
Jake I can't take this video seriously after reading that haha
@isladurrant2015
@isladurrant2015 5 лет назад
Amateur sausage?
@xyntlock180
@xyntlock180 7 лет назад
First ASMR for the working class, now this? I think Rift is telling us something...
@Deachuu
@Deachuu 7 лет назад
its that russia is deep within our hearts forever
@TheIonut778
@TheIonut778 7 лет назад
Waiting for that dank Great Purge Asmr Role Play
@cigolsimons1768
@cigolsimons1768 7 лет назад
H. Leo Edgy
@Warhammer_lover
@Warhammer_lover 6 лет назад
Dude , Russians are not commies since 90-s . So please stop
@pikkkkaro
@pikkkkaro 6 лет назад
Relaxing gulag sounds Ok I'm just gonna go and kill myself now
@sharfik5703
@sharfik5703 6 лет назад
Луйк если ты из России и понимаешь, что там написано
@dancer1990
@dancer1990 5 лет назад
Там это где?
@Play-oh4qx
@Play-oh4qx 5 лет назад
В большой большой пизде :)
@dancer1990
@dancer1990 5 лет назад
Пиздец как оригинально!
@user-rr8nw5zs7e
@user-rr8nw5zs7e 5 лет назад
I_Ametist_I Channel Лучше бы я был и з Америки, и нихуя не понимал что там написано
@firebolt1104
@firebolt1104 5 лет назад
Я тоже понимаю :)
@thecarnokingjacob1058
@thecarnokingjacob1058 6 лет назад
Bro I love this vid I rewatch this constantly it calms me a lot your a great guy and keep up the work
@renzograph
@renzograph 7 лет назад
Greetings from Russia. Thanks for the interesting ASMR, I hope the rationt was good and tasty. Because sometimes there are bad suppliers and food plants and the taste of the dishes is not very good. Well, by mistake: sugar ussualy put in coffee or tea, the instant drink already contains some sugar, it probably turned to sweet i think; shpak not needed to be heat, i hope you threw it out, because it suck
@felixlenz539
@felixlenz539 7 лет назад
Dude is this the future? Just point at it with your camera (app I guess) and it translates? I feel old now for not knowing about this.
@CapsuleGraph11
@CapsuleGraph11 7 лет назад
i know right thats fuggin cool
@mayday2639
@mayday2639 7 лет назад
It's just Google Translator, that feature has been there for a while now.
@mayday2639
@mayday2639 7 лет назад
+Rain Twister U gotta download the app.
@professionalfire3902
@professionalfire3902 7 лет назад
Frostfall N7 I thought it would just show the translation in like a pop up or something holy shit
@fazman1707
@fazman1707 7 лет назад
Matthew Plascencia what's the app called
@brentallen7343
@brentallen7343 10 месяцев назад
Let’s get this out on a tray ….nice
@helljumper_212th7
@helljumper_212th7 10 месяцев назад
Nearly spilled my coffee instant type 2 liking your comment
@cucumber1710
@cucumber1710 Год назад
Greetings from Russia! Very interesting asmr, I really liked the fact that you bought our military food for this! 💝Thank you for such an asmr😁
@EvanT777
@EvanT777 7 лет назад
NO SANDVICH INCLUDED!?! Heavy is not pleased...
@nahateubudulaya867
@nahateubudulaya867 5 лет назад
*CYKA BLYAT IT'S RUSSIA*
@olderpenis2286
@olderpenis2286 5 лет назад
человек пакет время особенности валера хуй буржуй передоз говновоз
@toyotamarkIIjz
@toyotamarkIIjz 5 лет назад
*Heavy will remember that!*
@lolwat8610
@lolwat8610 5 лет назад
no buuuurger no buuurger wtf
@ToxicSkull0
@ToxicSkull0 5 лет назад
Ya’ll be out here commenting but aint got no idea that this is a TF2 reference
@user-rd1tu8ny4o
@user-rd1tu8ny4o 7 лет назад
Привет из России! Hello from Russia! ;)
@_bones1049
@_bones1049 6 лет назад
Как это сказано... ухх прям сразу видно русский. Как говориться русский всегда думает о хуях
@Aiozom
@Aiozom 6 лет назад
Sh Sh Hello from Belarus
@user-ex3xt2lp2z
@user-ex3xt2lp2z 6 лет назад
_ Bones о хуях тут думаешь только ты, дегенерат
@_bones1049
@_bones1049 6 лет назад
Илья Я не твой батя
@user-ex3xt2lp2z
@user-ex3xt2lp2z 6 лет назад
_ Bones я знаю, поэтому единственный тут дегенерат, который думает о хуях
@arefdonayre2731
@arefdonayre2731 5 лет назад
I was waiting for a video like this!!!! Thank you!
@JamesJones-le6hd
@JamesJones-le6hd 3 года назад
This guy is super creative and produces some of the best ASMR I have ever heard.
@Kerigma89
@Kerigma89 7 лет назад
Amazing ASMR. Grettings from Spain. Your channel is more than a simply channel... its something more... something that im sure to calle it: ART
@williamtoutant8180
@williamtoutant8180 7 лет назад
More MRE content please, I absolutely love it! You should do videos with MRE's from all around the world, It's interesting to se the differences between armies from different countries. Thank you Ephemeral Rift for all the great content
@khrome7183
@khrome7183 6 лет назад
Very amazed at the app translating the words and great tingles
@soapdisco4122
@soapdisco4122 6 лет назад
Яблочное повидло вместе с галетами.....Мммм.. Это просто прекрасно..
@deshi.basara
@deshi.basara 3 года назад
@Дмитрий Белов , обычно они пресные
@chasengipson3798
@chasengipson3798 3 года назад
Time to translate this
@deshi.basara
@deshi.basara 3 года назад
@@chasengipson3798 "Apple jam with army crackers... That's delicious..."
@chasengipson3798
@chasengipson3798 3 года назад
Lmao
@gabewood3550
@gabewood3550 7 лет назад
That heating up the food part had to be one of my favorite sounds ever
@editar5676
@editar5676 7 лет назад
>wait 10 years for smart contact lenses to exist >install translator app onto them >UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
@karelianmghow9095
@karelianmghow9095 2 года назад
This is the best kind of ASMR, because it delivers a double dosage of tingles: the usual ones and belly tingles. I hope you made sure that this thing wasn't from 2007 before you ate it 😉
@svetlanakholmetskaya6282
@svetlanakholmetskaya6282 6 лет назад
Сука, я ору с каждого русского коммента тут :D
@user-sl6ow9dt5i
@user-sl6ow9dt5i 5 лет назад
Ахаха такая же хрень. 🤣😂😅
@Eretiknl
@Eretiknl 5 лет назад
@@user-sl6ow9dt5i этот комментарий написан год назад, захожу и вижу 9 минут назад написан ответ
@Eretiknl
@Eretiknl 5 лет назад
@Jason Statham Transfer Bitch I yell with every Russian koment here
@cattowannafly
@cattowannafly 5 лет назад
I now some Cyka will in comment in this video.....
@Digger-Nick
@Digger-Nick 7 лет назад
That translator thing is sick
@brodyperry4638
@brodyperry4638 4 года назад
Yeah does anyone know what it's called?
@itscorvid358
@itscorvid358 4 года назад
@@brodyperry4638 Google translate app.
@Blessedup69
@Blessedup69 4 года назад
It’s called hello kitty island adventures
@c0rvubentertainment265
@c0rvubentertainment265 4 года назад
@@itscorvid358 freeman you fool !!
@jakholl
@jakholl 4 года назад
@@c0rvubentertainment265 I mean he's right
@kodakastwinkazatawa7944
@kodakastwinkazatawa7944 7 лет назад
Excellent video! Only waiting for the "ASMR Let's Eat Military MRE"
@jayksurfer5962
@jayksurfer5962 7 лет назад
yum
@djhzrd
@djhzrd 7 лет назад
@4:50 to @5:25 is my favorite part of this video! I absolutely love the crinkles as you sort through the box. I've subscribed for years, and always love your creative videos, they make for some of the best tingles! Could you do a video of just sorting through a box of crinkly items, or organizing a small box like this? I watch that part of the video on repeat! Lol
@tomatoenthusiast
@tomatoenthusiast 6 лет назад
When Uncle E was cooking the food, it sounded like hard rain hitting a window. Loved it!
@sureshot0064
@sureshot0064 7 лет назад
Man those newspapers looked delicious 29:10
@andreas4438
@andreas4438 6 лет назад
I like reading Biscuits
@arkadevt8783
@arkadevt8783 5 лет назад
Галеты-biscuits газеты-newspapers
@snkerdoodles
@snkerdoodles 7 лет назад
Never had so much variety come from an ASMR youtuber. Others specialize in certain things and are quite good at what they do, though Uncle E is a jack of all trades and master of ALL.
@elikarpinski2460
@elikarpinski2460 7 лет назад
Matthew Magallanes Isn't the whole of a jack of all that trades that they _can't_ be a master of all?
@snkerdoodles
@snkerdoodles 7 лет назад
Bananarang Wielder Well that's why I put emphasis on "all." I know how the saying goes that the person is a well rounded individual, though I'm trying to say that ER excels in almost all of his ASMR divisions.
@treyblack5633
@treyblack5633 6 лет назад
I've commented on several asmr videos that an mre/asmr video would be amazing and finally an artist uploaded one. Great minds...
@al1b4b4_
@al1b4b4_ 5 лет назад
Can you do more MRE ASMR's? It's very satisfying to watch your videos.
@mjoakes
@mjoakes 7 лет назад
I am very much for you doing MREs. My early RU-vid ASMR experiences (before I knew what ASMR was) were MRE reviews and cooking tutorials. They perfectly lined up with the tingles that personal attention and instruction gave me.
@danielchircov5300
@danielchircov5300 7 лет назад
Мне и без переводчика заебись
@pakmen310
@pakmen310 6 лет назад
Плюсую
@kortyk5583
@kortyk5583 6 лет назад
ХАХАхАХХАА
@_furry_2434
@_furry_2434 6 лет назад
Чет не верю)
@tatanleanduck
@tatanleanduck 7 лет назад
There is no doubt in my mind that you're the best ASMRtist. True to the art.
@halo48189
@halo48189 5 лет назад
Whispers, "Let's get this out on a tray, Nice.
@motorola9956
@motorola9956 4 года назад
Steve1986
@halo48189
@halo48189 4 года назад
@@motorola9956 It's steve1989.
@motorola9956
@motorola9956 4 года назад
@@halo48189 yes, setve1969
@sasayaki
@sasayaki 7 лет назад
Amateur sausage...a lot of people prefer it to professional sausage these days.
@nebulousGemini
@nebulousGemini 6 лет назад
Connoisseur's fits better.
@generichumanbeing6973
@generichumanbeing6973 5 лет назад
Refer*
@micheleribechini4135
@micheleribechini4135 7 лет назад
URSS ASMR roleplay is coming, we want Lenin ASMR
@alexanderlevashov6360
@alexanderlevashov6360 7 лет назад
Michele Ribechini USSR*
@nightprizrak
@nightprizrak 7 лет назад
Yea, with bust of Lenin :D
@nightprizrak
@nightprizrak 7 лет назад
Таки да!)
@micheleribechini4135
@micheleribechini4135 7 лет назад
I'm sorry I wrote it in Italian lol ahaha
@esotericjebist3921
@esotericjebist3921 7 лет назад
Michele Ribechini stalin ukrainian famine rp plz
@ThunderFckMcPickupTruck
@ThunderFckMcPickupTruck 3 года назад
Thanks to this video I had to have my very first 2am snack break. Thanks Rift.
@nynsho2326
@nynsho2326 7 месяцев назад
I didn't know " 🍽" was "THE" in Russian! You learn something new every day!
@MrJman9001
@MrJman9001 7 лет назад
As someone who learns russian in his spare time more russian related content would be awesome
@johngalt945
@johngalt945 5 лет назад
" Now let's get these out on a tray... Nice!
@sunr4y9
@sunr4y9 4 года назад
Nice one, really appreciate your work
@spencerwolters-hardy2424
@spencerwolters-hardy2424 7 лет назад
Please do more of these. I also noticed that most People who do MRE videos for ASMR never show themseleves trying/eating the food when it's all done. You could set yourself apart from the rest by doing that. 👍🏾 again, loved the video.
@lilmoomoo
@lilmoomoo 7 лет назад
That crackling fire sound; omg
@u_luv_mulattos1879
@u_luv_mulattos1879 7 лет назад
Gentle Whispering would be proud.
@jeremyfannon7922
@jeremyfannon7922 9 месяцев назад
You're videos are great! Please do more mre videos :)
@trurocker03
@trurocker03 4 года назад
I love the thicc box tapping sounds combined with the thicc crinkles when you apply pressure to it
@fodirAze
@fodirAze 4 года назад
T H I C C
@LeopoldLeopold
@LeopoldLeopold 2 года назад
best asmr ever !
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 7 лет назад
Wussup erybudy will come back too malaborotory where sefty is numbera one preoreetee
@BidensLap
@BidensLap 7 лет назад
Xavr YES!!
@cicitian
@cicitian 7 лет назад
Xavr When I saw this video I literally thought it was going to be him. but then I didn't hear this legendary intro and I noticed that it's actually uncle E
@peterlervik1640
@peterlervik1640 6 лет назад
Waht?
@apuzal1009
@apuzal1009 6 лет назад
Yay russian haxor 69
@superiongamer3834
@superiongamer3834 6 лет назад
YASSSSSSSSIES
@ngtstr
@ngtstr 3 года назад
When he heating up the foods, the sounds are so satisfying
@maytuganov
@maytuganov 6 лет назад
You're making from ASMR pure ART!
@enriquegomez3698
@enriquegomez3698 6 лет назад
Best channel congratulations 😀👏
@lorener5291
@lorener5291 5 лет назад
I'm laughing about the black tea named " King's elephant ".
@cats.cant.contour8812
@cats.cant.contour8812 6 лет назад
So this perfect lol. My bf is in love with stuff like this and it was posted on my birthday last year. I know I'll be sleeping great lol.
@phantomshotgun
@phantomshotgun 6 лет назад
Oh wow, I didn't expect you to have an MRE XD I thought this was a Steve1989MRE video review. Damn good tingles though ^^
@vanya909
@vanya909 7 лет назад
Сколько не смотрю Временного Разлома, но вот это вижу впервые.
@mirainikki6665
@mirainikki6665 6 лет назад
Tiago Pesce lul, use Google translate, lad
@FinestBritishTea
@FinestBritishTea 4 года назад
as an army cadet who uses british rations, its interesting to see what other countries have in theres.
@MegaChorro123
@MegaChorro123 2 года назад
The algorithm knew exactly what it was doing recommending this considering the circumstances 😂
@juliocueto2593
@juliocueto2593 5 лет назад
What a nice job!!, excelent video
@chella548
@chella548 2 года назад
wonder if they are eating that rn
@prod.sonumb
@prod.sonumb 2 года назад
yeah, we do
@SBradison
@SBradison Год назад
this pack is pretty balanced in nutrition, so I doubt they change it much (well, the box design probably, but it was pretty much the same last time I had it)
@jaegeroo
@jaegeroo 5 лет назад
Наконец таки вижу годный обзор на кошачью еду
@user-ll9mv2xj4s
@user-ll9mv2xj4s 5 лет назад
Морские котики
@wafflewithflam3297
@wafflewithflam3297 4 года назад
@@user-ll9mv2xj4s хпхапхапх
@Djbrink
@Djbrink 3 года назад
Ooh that looks good
@JamesJones-le6hd
@JamesJones-le6hd 3 года назад
This is some Gonzo ASMR, no plot, no subtext or dialogue, just cutting straight to the money scenes that we all want to see.
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