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@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
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@THE_REAL_VELIKAN
@THE_REAL_VELIKAN 3 года назад
🙋🏽‍♂️hi, if you don't mind me asking are you single?
@shinowilberg1982
@shinowilberg1982 3 года назад
Been to Russia twice.. Nice in St. P.. Got kinda taken back at your beauty 😇☺️.. Also.. The rest of his show is also hilarious
@ItachisVow
@ItachisVow 3 года назад
I think your really pretty. Just saying👌🏼
@chriscurlew710
@chriscurlew710 3 года назад
Don't like it
@John2r1
@John2r1 3 года назад
@@THE_REAL_VELIKAN You stole my line lol.
@MrCuDaigh
@MrCuDaigh 3 года назад
Former classmates of his have confirmed this actually happened even including photos online
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Isn’t that crazy lol
@MrCuDaigh
@MrCuDaigh 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews the van wilder film is also based on his life in college
@georgehantzopoulos5062
@georgehantzopoulos5062 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews He was also in Rolling Stones magazine when he was in college because he was voted the top partier of the #1 party school.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
What’s the number 1 party school in America ?
@georgehantzopoulos5062
@georgehantzopoulos5062 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews I'm not sure if it still is but I believe at the time it was Florida State University.
@Vipre-
@Vipre- 3 года назад
The Machine went to Russia and you were born a year later...yep that checks out.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Hahaha 🤔
@F1rstWorldNomaD
@F1rstWorldNomaD 3 года назад
Underrated comment 🤣
@AsadoMao
@AsadoMao 3 года назад
It would be an honor to bear the child of The Machine
@novaalkronthe1st910
@novaalkronthe1st910 3 года назад
I want to know if the Russian he was with watched this
@kingjellybean9795
@kingjellybean9795 3 года назад
Real question was how old was her mom when she was born.... Was she a minor?
@nahnotsomuch2292
@nahnotsomuch2292 3 года назад
"Why he is naked?" Because Bert. That's why.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Making sense the more I know
@JanuszPea
@JanuszPea 3 года назад
“Why is he naked?” I laughed so hard. I forgot not everyone knows about Burnt Crystals
@whitecarnage5063
@whitecarnage5063 3 года назад
@@JanuszPea Bart Chrysler
@Yugioh420
@Yugioh420 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews he is also known as bert without a shirt. He used to sweat a lot so when he sweat threw his shirt one night he just said fuck it and took it off. When he did the place erupted with applause so now that's how he starts his stand up routines
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Lol that’s awesome ! You have to love his comfort level
@thebluriam
@thebluriam 3 года назад
Burt The Machine, bringing Russians and Americans together with some good old fashion vodka and train robbery. Gotta love it.
@qtip4747
@qtip4747 3 года назад
Bert will enjoy this reaction.....mostly because of the dog.
@taylorduncan5703
@taylorduncan5703 3 года назад
Lmao she won’t get it
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 3 года назад
Brutal lol the bulldog is also entertaining
@ricbogart1968
@ricbogart1968 3 года назад
LOL Does Bert like dogs?
@michiganhooligan
@michiganhooligan 3 года назад
@@ricbogart1968 He doesn't just like them, he loves them...more than a man ever should. 😉
@spudfairbanks2172
@spudfairbanks2172 3 года назад
Idk if she's keeping them high and tight yet. Probably low and loose.
@5n0r3
@5n0r3 3 года назад
“Why is he naked?” Why is your dog naked?
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
To show off his healthy symmetrical sack but of course 🙌🏻
@5n0r3
@5n0r3 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews amazing 😂👏🏼
@dipzoid8596
@dipzoid8596 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews symmetrical thats quite rare I don’t have one
@Nikkiv4u
@Nikkiv4u 3 года назад
Lil Homie is trying to start an OnlyFans account. Respect the hustle!
@refusefntk
@refusefntk 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nightbane727
@nightbane727 3 года назад
He has horrible stage anxiety and becuase of that plus the heat of the stage lights he was always bothered by sweating through his shirt so he started taking it off and it helped his comfort immensely
@jeffreyla74
@jeffreyla74 3 года назад
When's the last time you saw a machine wearing a shirt?
@GrrillaFinger
@GrrillaFinger 3 года назад
Made up story Edit: your story that is *
@Snowride1080
@Snowride1080 3 года назад
I watch 3 different podcasts Bert is on every week. “2 Bears 1 Cave”, “Bertcast”, & “The Bill Bert Podcast”. He had stated numerous times that he use to completely sweat through his shirts and that’s part of why he won’t ever wear one. He hasn’t worn a shirt on stage in years. He’s been doing drive in stand up shows outside during the pandemic and said multiple times he’s been shirtless in 30 degree weather.
@ice-iu3vv
@ice-iu3vv 3 года назад
@@GrrillaFinger um, he's correct. and you obviously dont know what youre talking about. so why accuse someone of making stuff up when they arent . could you be a....troll?
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад
Bruh where did you ever hear that lol even on his pod a couple weeks ago he told the story of how it started
@billc5676
@billc5676 3 года назад
I also was a Russian language student that travelled there around this time. The mafia stuff was as pervasive as he describes. I didn't have all of those adventures, but also partied with Mafia types.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas Год назад
I went to St. Petersburg as an American student in 2012, had a lot of fun.
@lizardkingof1968
@lizardkingof1968 3 года назад
The Ryan Reynolds comedy movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's college days...true fact 😬
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I’m going to check the movie out this weekend . :-) thank you
@robertmiller-nw4mk
@robertmiller-nw4mk 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews this is actually mostly a true story his class from that trip have talked about it
@matthewlee567
@matthewlee567 3 года назад
@@robertmiller-nw4mk I remember that he told the actual story with the real names on a Joe Rogan podcast a long time ago when it first started going viral.
@Leviathandk
@Leviathandk 3 года назад
Its also a kind of McLovin story :D
@BallBatteryReligion
@BallBatteryReligion 3 года назад
@@matthewlee567 yeah I liked hearing that one. He spruced it up for the stage but the real story made me realize how scary it would actually be.
@dakotawoods4118
@dakotawoods4118 3 года назад
Anyone else love the fact that she just pretty much agrees with the fact Russia is crazy but wonderful.
@michaelneal6118
@michaelneal6118 3 года назад
Her accent is beautiful. I love Russian accents more than any accent
@Yeoldepube
@Yeoldepube 3 года назад
Same they’re bad ass
@michaelloverrojr8200
@michaelloverrojr8200 3 года назад
The Russian language is so fasinateing
@brandondowdy4220
@brandondowdy4220 3 года назад
And shes pretty
@ashtonmccall3306
@ashtonmccall3306 3 года назад
You ever heard Americans mad as hell and yelling
@diamondboyz0972
@diamondboyz0972 3 года назад
@@brandondowdy4220 Fr tho she pretty
@MrKirkism
@MrKirkism 3 года назад
that story is actually mostly true. he has shown some pictures from st petersburg with igor and since I live in a ex-soviet country and my dad was always taking train trips there before and after the breakup of the union, I asked him about that, he said they had to pay off the mafia every time so their instruments would not get stolen on the train and that милиция was in it with the gangs.
@JHulse29
@JHulse29 3 года назад
"We ran a pool hall scam, we stole a boat." "Eh typical Russian Friday" 😂
@phasedoutbullet
@phasedoutbullet 3 года назад
I definitely love the fact that she explains that Bert said “working with cat” before she heard the end of the joke! Love the reaction from a beautiful Russian lady! Classic! This video made my day better! Thank You!
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you Del
@RealRuler2112
@RealRuler2112 3 года назад
I heard in one of his interviews that he meant to say "I am the man!", but that the words for man & machine in Russian are very close phonetically and he screwed them up, not really knowing the language. Amazing the effect that one misspoken word has had on his life...
@mirnasale7263
@mirnasale7263 3 года назад
Yes, that’s correct😂 Man in russian is: мужчина (It sounds something like moosheena) And machine: машина (Sounds like masheena) So no wonder he got confused... and banditi as well This stand up is a true gem😂❤️
@marcusanark2541
@marcusanark2541 2 года назад
Dude that makes it even fucking better!
@AndreAndFriends
@AndreAndFriends 2 года назад
@@mirnasale7263 now, it makes all sense. Thx mate
@AndreAndFriends
@AndreAndFriends 2 года назад
@@marcusanark2541 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
@Bengo
@Bengo 3 года назад
I saw more balls in this video from that dog than entire video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@T0mat0S0up
@T0mat0S0up 3 года назад
They were cupped so gently.
@bobbocee9139
@bobbocee9139 3 года назад
Lol 😂
@superman1234206
@superman1234206 3 года назад
@@T0mat0S0up omg
@ripfan113
@ripfan113 3 года назад
she really tried hiding it lmao
@redscorpion9325
@redscorpion9325 3 года назад
😂So true
@nickyarbrough8392
@nickyarbrough8392 3 года назад
I am 100% in love with your dog He is so grumbly
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Lol thank you
@Wildboyz6913
@Wildboyz6913 4 месяца назад
@@RussianReactionReviewsI ❤️‍🔥your puppy
@twentyfourtythree1190
@twentyfourtythree1190 3 года назад
I love the fact this story is actually legitimate. Like it actually happened. He has pictures.
@nine-dogs
@nine-dogs 3 года назад
Some things cross all boundaries. Ethnic, language, race... all wonder why Bert isn't wearing a shirt. Your English is great, by the way. :)
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you!! The videos have helped me practice so much . And thank you for the explanation :-) talk soon
@somersetcace1
@somersetcace1 3 года назад
When saying "what?" when you didn't hear or understand something is fine. It's in the tone. It's how you say it. That one word can be rude, polite, or neutral. All depends on tone and context. I think that's what makes English one of the more difficult languages.
@premquade1056
@premquade1056 3 года назад
you are the one comment without a like or reply.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
💥 boom
@MrDownRater
@MrDownRater 3 года назад
All of the languages works like this, I love English because it’s so easy to learn, only the pronunciation is hard to master.
@ForestxWalker06
@ForestxWalker06 3 года назад
That’s absolutely dead on
@premquade1056
@premquade1056 3 года назад
All of those are half right, the most polite way is to say "Pardon?" but if you are with your friends you can say "what" just don't say it to any of your bosses or at any fancy parties or restaurants.
@n0-one0
@n0-one0 3 года назад
Russian girl laughs at Bert Kreischer for 15 minutes while petting her dog.
@jimfink3843
@jimfink3843 3 года назад
and keeps moving her tongue to back of her front teeth and plays with hair in front of camera
@ThisisStephennn
@ThisisStephennn 3 года назад
She's fucking hot!
@easypeasy2938
@easypeasy2938 3 года назад
She should get a cat!
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I have a cat in Russia , i miss him, left him with the parents and he’s so fat now
@bruteone28
@bruteone28 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews Whatever you do keep your cat away from Bert
@aerisuite
@aerisuite 3 года назад
That moment when she's like... it's more like working with cats... and then un-pauses it and he says he F's cats.... I knew it was coming because I've seen the routine, but still really fun for me to watch that. Hilarious! Good vid, brilliant.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you 🙏🏻
@sargspudguts7034
@sargspudguts7034 3 года назад
I agree, it was good to see/hear that the line wasn't fake, and that in fact he actually said he f$%ks cats. Although anyone who knows Burt, knows he in fact f$%ks dogs.
@benztech5726
@benztech5726 3 года назад
Great reaction I’ve watched this at least 20 times before and never knew that he was saying “WHAT” when he answered the door. Thank you, now I know 😀
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Glad you enjoyed😁
@ribshack8258
@ribshack8258 3 года назад
I’ve watched the one show 100s of times, makes me laugh every time
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I enjoyed it too rib snack 😊
@KingMidas1983
@KingMidas1983 3 года назад
I love how every video I've seen of people watching him starts with "why is he naked?" 😆
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
;D
@brandonhalligan1861
@brandonhalligan1861 3 года назад
Love how she got a little excited when he said he spit vodka in her eyes😭😭
@jackperry8992
@jackperry8992 3 года назад
Watching her react she doesn’t seem surprised about the stories he tells. Does this actually happen in Russia? Also Great video!
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you Jack , yes lol
@ГригорийШумков-ш9з
at 90 it could, now not
@DenisX4C
@DenisX4C 3 года назад
Yes. Was a teen during the “Badit 90s” as they were called and many things back the were like that. Areas and interests that made money were segregated and controlled by different gangs and mafia interests.
@MostIntelligentMan
@MostIntelligentMan 3 года назад
yes this girl was born later, but 1990 to 1997 it was exact as bert said, so exact that it even brought nostalgia feelings this story, but then pure and innocent anarchy was raped by big corps rushing in with investments and ofc they wanted THE LAW n shit in place so putins mafia destroyed all the fun and made russia as pathetic as rest of world
@ahnrho
@ahnrho 3 года назад
Mad intriguing. Learning more for sure.
@jonneyjonn9449
@jonneyjonn9449 3 года назад
Am I the only person that seen the dog put his balls by the camera and her have to hide it with her hand.😂😂😂😂🤣
@Galdring
@Galdring 3 года назад
As if fondling its junk would make her video more PG, lol...
@Snowride1080
@Snowride1080 3 года назад
There are so many videos of people reacting to The Machine story but I’ve been dying to see someone actually from Russia watch it. Thanks!
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you
@elvesrus
@elvesrus 3 года назад
Second one I've seen, with the first growing up during that time and confirmed that is what Russia was like at the time. I forget what the explanation was, but it seems like Bert's joke about the hieroglyphics actually translated to something that only people familiar with the language would get.
@cleech74
@cleech74 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews, yes, this is a great video, and your reaction seems genuine. Thanks for the content! Also, I have to add that, this video has been up for a week or so, and most of the comments are positive, or good-natured poking fun. Going into 2021, the world can definitely use more of this kind of social interaction.🙂
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I love that , positive energy for 2021, health and happiness
@saracreech5939
@saracreech5939 3 года назад
Great, genuine reaction, enjoyed it a lot. I always thought that the Russian people were so serious and a little scary but I have had the opportunity to work with a few Russian women over last couple of years and found that they have a great sense of humor and are so much fun to hang out with.
@ramblinrebel697
@ramblinrebel697 3 года назад
This has all been confirmed what Bert doesn’t mention is that he had a classmate with him through this all. He talks about it more in depth on a podcast and supposedly there is talks of making a movie about this
@crazycat690
@crazycat690 3 года назад
Would you happen to remember which podcast this was and if anyone else was on it? Easier to google that way if you don't remember the specific one. I've understood it's been confirmed to be a real story but never heard he had a classmate with him, would be interesting to hear more of the story!
@GrrillaFinger
@GrrillaFinger 3 года назад
Bert and Tom Segura do Hot Ones truth or dare
@Vikingguy187
@Vikingguy187 3 года назад
2 bears 1 cave. They made a movie, it's called van wilder
@patrickwentz8413
@patrickwentz8413 3 года назад
there is a picture of him and his classmates and one of the Igors on the internet.
@Mike-Palmer
@Mike-Palmer 3 года назад
@@Vikingguy187 they are in talks of making a movie now. He's already stated he got shafted on Van Wilder, only similarity was him being in college for 7yrs.
@Ndihrkop
@Ndihrkop 3 года назад
I like how everytime he said something, she smiled and said agreed. She didn't doubt a single word which makes the story even funnier
@kingbrutusxxvi
@kingbrutusxxvi 3 года назад
Hahaha. The first two minutes I thought there was so much traffic noise outside... then I realized it was the dog. ;-)
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Lol yea he’s so noisy sounds like a motorcycle
@WeaponizedGoochsweat
@WeaponizedGoochsweat 3 года назад
Well we all learned one thing: he's the machine
@metamorphicorder
@metamorphicorder 3 года назад
I thought the dog was growling until it turned around and i saw what kind of dog it is and i realized that it was just breathing.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Yea i apologize . Earlier videos he was my safety blanket . He was fired as co host - he’s still alive and breathing but he’s just been assigned to being a cute dog lol
@metamorphicorder
@metamorphicorder 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews not at all, hes great, i just thought he saw something outside that had him agitated, like a banditi or something. Deffinitely bring him back. He seems like a great pooch.
@KingTen91
@KingTen91 3 года назад
I've heard this story so many times and it never gets old
@christopherclarke2062
@christopherclarke2062 3 года назад
I had a buddy get thrown (legit off his feet thrown) out of a bar in Spain for saying “que” to a bouncer instead of “perdon”
@randyranderson690
@randyranderson690 3 года назад
I love this story and it's one of my favorite stand-ups. And you're a real Russian Sweet Heart.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you Randy
@russsavage1611
@russsavage1611 3 года назад
After being a fan of Bert for so long, it was fun to see someone watch his comedy for the first time. The dog seemed understandably concerned :)
@TheFugles
@TheFugles 3 года назад
Born and raised in America and if I don’t understand or mishear I say “what?”
@dickbiggerjr3613
@dickbiggerjr3613 3 года назад
It's all about context, if you say the word what with an inquisitive tone then it's assumed you didn't hear something but it can definitely be used differently depending on how you say it which is why I'm guessing she had an issue and someone thought she was being rude
@serpentsepia6638
@serpentsepia6638 3 года назад
I say, sorry what? or, can you say that again?
@puffasaur1987
@puffasaur1987 3 года назад
Rude American, typical
@Jianju69
@Jianju69 3 года назад
I love this guy's routine, and I love seeing a native Russian's reaction to it! Thanks!
@MrDoomGuy93
@MrDoomGuy93 3 года назад
For those who don't know or haven't googled it yet, "I'm the Machine" in Russian is Я машина (Ya Mashina).
@Somegoy
@Somegoy 3 года назад
The way you just nod along the whole time like yep.....this is Russia lol
@kozyg8116
@kozyg8116 3 года назад
This story never gets old. You should react to his friend/ fellow comedian Tom Segura. Any of his material, it's all good.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you for the suggestion :-)
@GangstaJ45
@GangstaJ45 3 года назад
BIKES!!
@darrylneely3184
@darrylneely3184 3 года назад
Bikes!!!!
@UncleJoey619
@UncleJoey619 3 года назад
@@darrylneely3184 Hol Mah Pocket 😂😂
@roymoore3156
@roymoore3156 2 года назад
Nothing better than seeing this review!! Still cracks me up!
@justinmuse7095
@justinmuse7095 3 года назад
I didn’t even know Russians could laugh. Even when they’re drunk they seem stoic.
@bradleyd6000
@bradleyd6000 3 года назад
You have no idea. Russians know how to have a good time!
@johnnordman8248
@johnnordman8248 2 года назад
One of my favorite comedy skits. Watching this again with an actual Russian giving her perspective on it just made it even better!!! Thanks!!!!
@Themacchuck
@Themacchuck 3 года назад
35k views in a week, her average is uhundred😂 She certainly picked the right video to react to. #BertKreischer
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
True , lol still only about a month on RU-vid any other suggestions for a video ?
@KingTen91
@KingTen91 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews React to music videos. It's getting the most views right now and growing the most channels. You could bring something new by reacting to russian music. I would subscribe to that because American music reactions are getting old and I don't know any Russian music. But I would suggest reacting to both American and Russian for the most views.
@antoniotrew8131
@antoniotrew8131 3 года назад
I missed half of the video because i couldn't stop looking at your eyes..They are amazing
@scottcroft9975
@scottcroft9975 3 года назад
Russians have "Sleepy eyes" 😂😂
@Civilmonkey1
@Civilmonkey1 3 года назад
I've been waiting for a russian person's opinion on this. You made this video hit a new level
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
❤️thank you
@public_f_bass
@public_f_bass 3 года назад
The entire time I was distracted by her beautiful voice and accent
@FriedBnana
@FriedBnana 2 года назад
First, your dog. He was almost as funny as Bert’s comedy. 😂🤣😂🤣 Secondly, this is my favorite reaction yet, because you were able to confirm what he was about in Russian. Great video.
@Tragz
@Tragz 3 года назад
Bert just tweeted this reaction.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
How cool lol
@Ditmanppi
@Ditmanppi 3 года назад
I was scrolling through videos and I couldn’t resist a Russian girl reacting to a story about the Bert and the Russian mob. I think I just found a new reactions channel I love your accent.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I appreciate your words of affirmation . Id love your subscription I try to upload daily :-)
@80skidjon17
@80skidjon17 3 года назад
The movie Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds Character) was based on this comedian. He was THAT dude in college.
@MacBobby1408
@MacBobby1408 Год назад
Your dog is so adorable with the breathing. I love it 😂😂
@Spinnerzify
@Spinnerzify 3 года назад
I'm honestly so glad I found this video because the reaction was absolutely awesome and the dog is cute as hell haha and you are absolutely stunning
@tyrionlannister4920
@tyrionlannister4920 3 года назад
it often was recommended to me by youtube, but i never watched it... i am amazingly glad i did now :D what an amazing story xD
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Aww ☺️
@KainoaB4
@KainoaB4 3 года назад
Why is she so beautiful? And why do I love her accent so much?
@vugybl
@vugybl 3 года назад
This has been my favorite stand-up performance for quite a while, and I'm glad to watch it again with a fresh perspective
@wittsullivan8130
@wittsullivan8130 3 года назад
He drinks and gets hot, so the shirt comes off. :)
@returntonature8773
@returntonature8773 3 года назад
Oddly this was the first video of his I seen awhile back and never watched another of his.
@seasickviking
@seasickviking 3 года назад
Reputations can DEFINITELY be tantamount to one's continued survival--regardless of the current situation--especially when The Bratva are involved.
@gdm4584
@gdm4584 3 года назад
"I was born a year later" -- Me, Goodness I'm starting to feel old.
@scooterdogg7580
@scooterdogg7580 3 года назад
nothing beats a good crazy but true story
@nestoraguilar5811
@nestoraguilar5811 3 года назад
It’s not actually real he says it
@MostLikelyMortal
@MostLikelyMortal 3 года назад
@@nestoraguilar5811 multiple students on that trip have confirmed it with pictures for proof.
@jayscvm7996
@jayscvm7996 3 года назад
This is the first video of yours that I watched, after this I was hooked.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Yay lol thank you
@bobbyb4212
@bobbyb4212 3 года назад
“Why his naked?” The exact same question most woman have the first time they meet me😂😂😂
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
SMH lol
@typea5426
@typea5426 3 года назад
Damn
@chiefsteps-in-poo8447
@chiefsteps-in-poo8447 3 года назад
Not me. With me it's more like "You're not ashamed?"
@bobbyb4212
@bobbyb4212 3 года назад
@@chiefsteps-in-poo8447 😂
@dikran6661
@dikran6661 3 года назад
Finally a Russian reacting to The Machine story! Awesome! 👍😁👍😁
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you
@dikran6661
@dikran6661 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews You're welcome 🙂
@iristhundercloud9684
@iristhundercloud9684 3 года назад
It happens to me too i get called rude when I say “what” I’m like I’m not being rude
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
I do it all the time lol
@johnjr757
@johnjr757 3 года назад
In the US just saying "what" generally shows annoyance or impatience like we are bothering you. Although the tone of voice also plays a large role as well.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Tone, definitely under rated you’re right
@profshad3429
@profshad3429 3 года назад
I've trained myself to say pardon me.
@SaltyTowers
@SaltyTowers 3 года назад
That’s So Funny!! I love that you didn’t actually deny any of it. Like his story was actually possible.
@kimberlypatterson5702
@kimberlypatterson5702 3 года назад
Your gorgeous! This reaction was awesome. Your expressions are great, and your dog is adorable.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you 🙏🏻, that’s my little boy Montana
@danmcdonald726
@danmcdonald726 3 года назад
When you move to a foreign country and you hang out with locals they go back and forth to try to keep you in the loop, but several beers in and English is mostly gone and you have to learn quickly.
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 3 года назад
He´s not naked, pants are still on!:D
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
True lol thank god
@johntackett7225
@johntackett7225 3 года назад
Thank you for sharing a Russian view of this story. I knew that there was a lot of truth to it since others who went on the trip have been confirming it for years but it was really nice to have a glimpse at how the story seems from the other side. Also, it felt pretty amazing to hear you confirm he was saying he worked with cats right before he admited that was what the phrase meant. It made the line even funnier.
@meggsy82
@meggsy82 3 года назад
He's not wearing a shirt because he would sweat a lot on stage. That made him more self conscious than just being shirtless. 🤣
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
That’s funny !! I think you’re right
@meggsy82
@meggsy82 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews He's actually worked to lose a lot of weight since then. This is a pretty old story. He's developing into a movie soon. There's a lot of crazy stuff he doesn't include here. Also, I LOVE your dog! ❤
@galadballcrusher8182
@galadballcrusher8182 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews its not a question if he is right or not because thatis what Bert himself said once in a podcast interview. Basically he was sweating too much from Stage stress and he took shirt off and was calmer so he did that ever since .
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
He has the confidence to pull it off lol. Good for him . That’s awesome
@Aaron-xc4je
@Aaron-xc4je 3 года назад
I seen it many Times but never with a actual Russian Lady Giving her Perspective That Was Awesome Thank You For The Reaction
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you Aaron
@englishmaninmedellin7294
@englishmaninmedellin7294 3 года назад
I went there on a school exchange to St Petersburg in the early 2000s. It was still a fairly wild place, honestly a bit anarchic, at that time. There were no restrictions on buying alcohol or smokes. A 12 year old could buy a pack of cigarettes and beer. I saw that a few times when the older brati sent their younger brat to the magazin (shop) for a cold 6 pack and some more smokes. People drank more, and more openly, than any other place I have seen on earth. Even at 9AM, it was normal to see people on their way to work on the bus drinking large bottles of beer. A 1.5litre beere bottle was about 10 US Cents, a litre of vodka about $2-$3 USD. The woman were really, strikingly and fantastically good-looking, and seemed to out-number the men. It was only afterwards, that I found out that it's statistically true. Russia and Ukraine are the only non- war zones on earth where women out-number men. It's one of the reasons that Russian women are so often online, looking at options for partners abroad. As a teenager, I felt I was in an uninhibited haven! It was not all good, though. We were warned that the FSB (KGB's successor) were following us around and taking pictures, so we should do nothing to embarass the school or Britain in general. I can think of a number of reasons why they did that, and I won't spell them out, here. I didn't see extreme poverty, at all, nobody was starving in the cities, but life was hard nonetheless. They had less than enough money to live on, so the average Russian was fishing, hunting and gathering wild foods to supplement their diet. I joined in with the mushroom gathering. That was a lot of fun. I had no idea that every Russian knows the ones to pick and the ones to leave behind. Nobody in Britain does that anymore. Later on, me and my exchange buddy, Igor, ran into some of these 'banditi'. That wasn't so much fun. They were high as a kite on speed/MDMA, or both, and asking me a lot of questions. I picked up "immigranti" and "tebe pizda" so they said something about immigrants, and a "fuck off", and I didn't know if it was directed at me or not, at the time. When I couldn't understand, they turned aggressive, and Igor (my exchange partner - yes his name was actually Igor!) told me we should go. Afterwards, Igor told me, 'fuck those guys.... very bad guys.... criminals..... they call you some very bad russian names'. Oh.... I thought. That was the only time I saw him get angry. I enjoyed my time there, otherwise. It is a very safe country to walk the streets at night in. Street crime is low. The cost of things was extremely cheap, when I was there. The country has a fascinating history. Take note though; people do not smile at you. This is cultural. It is considered strange to smile at a stranger. But they are usually very friendly once you get talking, even if they might look a bit glum throughout your conversation! That's just their style. They could be poor, and they will still offer you what little they have to share. The young generation, in particular, like to meet people from abroad, particularly English speakers. They don't hate Brits or Americans, but I would avoid politics and Putin as conversation. About half the younger generation are some level of fluent in English. they all love an opportunity to practice. My only reservations: if you are gay/bi/trans, I wouldn't go there, at all. Although individual Russians are quite open-minded, society on the whole is not. If you are not white... hmmm... do some research before you go, is all I can suggest. It's not the Sochi olympics anymore. Frankly, a black guy stands out like a sore thumb in Russia. You could attract the wrong attention. Also, don't get involved in street protests or anything else likely to bring you into conflict with the police/state. It's not worth it. Probably you will be booted out of the country with a "do not return" on your passport, but it could go worse. It's not like the EU or USA, you have to respect that, even if you don't agree with it.
@playnvanilla5176
@playnvanilla5176 3 года назад
I am not able to get tired seeing Bert's Russia story again and again. Thanks for ther reaction. :)
@GaijinGuy36
@GaijinGuy36 3 года назад
Bert is often shirtless when he does stand-up because he's a big guy, and those stage lights get hot. He'd really rather not sweat right through a shirt he likes in front of all those people.
@notanothercomedian
@notanothercomedian 3 года назад
One of my favorite comedy bits of all time
@WykedLord
@WykedLord 3 года назад
The funny thing is someone found the old pictures of him in russia
@kjsstanley7
@kjsstanley7 3 года назад
I've heard this story before about bert, I laughed like crazy back then. I laughed like crazy now.. how the hell have I not come across this channel before... liked and subbed.
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thanks for your subscription Kevin
@kjsstanley7
@kjsstanley7 3 года назад
@@RussianReactionReviews keep at it. I've enjoyed your reaction videos ♥
@Riunlarose
@Riunlarose 3 года назад
He literally has classmates who have confirmed this story with pictures of him with his Fanny pack on #truelegend
@josephheitzmann7745
@josephheitzmann7745 Год назад
I love Bert K he’s so funny!!..and I must say that your English is very good, thanks for sharing keep ‘em coming!!
@thesituation9249
@thesituation9249 3 года назад
Why when I hear a Russian accent my go to thing is always to say, mother russia also In a Russian accent 😂
@Mattwav
@Mattwav 3 года назад
This is one of my favorite standup routines it's always funny no matter how many times I watch it.
@acester86
@acester86 3 года назад
I've seen an interview where he talked about the real story behind this skit and in real life the train was not a fun or funny situation. And he has never been more terrified....
@cheiftoarbiter2433
@cheiftoarbiter2433 3 года назад
I love how your intro beat is the beginning to a Busta Rhymes song
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Good ear
@TokiWartooth6666
@TokiWartooth6666 3 года назад
13:25 did you say regular situation! Wow I can’t imagine doing that. That’s a lot of training
@limplog774
@limplog774 3 года назад
I’ve heard this story all the time but her reaction makes me laugh but it’s cool someone who’s Russian is reacting to a story involving Russian stuff ( idk how to word it)
@moser2744
@moser2744 3 года назад
I recommend his video "fighting a bear" which is the next video I'm going to watch
@tilcer1
@tilcer1 3 года назад
I miss my Russian friends. Been to Russia twice. Was such a good time.
@jj-sc1kq
@jj-sc1kq 3 года назад
I love this story every time I hear it. Getting to see your reaction was a great addition. Best wishes and Merry Christmas!
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Thank you 🙏🏻
@RussianReactionReviews
@RussianReactionReviews 3 года назад
Merry Christmas to you too
@ThatOneGuyWeAllKnow
@ThatOneGuyWeAllKnow 3 года назад
Stayed for the reaction, subbed for the dog.
@axlefoxe
@axlefoxe 3 года назад
She says "sometimes we are a little bit crazy" 🤣🤣
@uofawildcat1119
@uofawildcat1119 3 года назад
Shout out to all the mommys here
@larryfish9272
@larryfish9272 3 года назад
Keep on feathering it brother 🤙
@dahor6655
@dahor6655 Год назад
He was also the inspiration for the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder". This man is a living legend
@jammindesigns7135
@jammindesigns7135 3 года назад
There’s a lot going on...and I can’t put my finger on any of it..
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