The ultimate troll by the "no-no-no" guy would be if he started acting normally, joined into your group, then an hour later revealed his true self to you.
oh hell yeah that’s good. the no-no-no guy becomes an integral component of dunkey’s tribe under his calm persona, helping in immeasurable ways, and becomes a hero in battle. after several hours, he’s a close friend to everyone in the tribe, revered by all. at the next campfire prayer, he reveals his true self. horrified, after several minutes of denial, the crew have a moral dilemma on what to do with him. they plead for him to cut it out so they don’t have to do anything drastic, but like a grandfather with late alzheimer’s, the no-no-no guy’s old self is completely gone. the tribe decides to take a vote on whether to kill him or not. the vote is tied 3 to 3, and Dunkey is last to vote. After much deliberation, he makes his decision. Dunkey pulls out his machine gun & aims it at the no-no-no guy. the crew tries to give their condolences, but you can hardly hear the condolences over the sound of the guy’s autistic screeching. fade to black. gunshot sounds. “More Dunkey”.
3:55 is really straight out of a war movie, Dunkey in shock that Shrek is dead, him exclaiming his leg broke and desperately calling out to B-Nuts. What a fantastic video
Sometimes I wonder... Where are B-Nuts and SHREK? Have they seen this video? Do they still play to this day? Have I played any online game with either of them? We may never know
This was so fucking long ago, but B-Nuts and Shrek were me and my friend back in high school. We wanted to find Dunkey again after we died but it was late on a school night so we went to bed. I'll never forget playing with Dunkey! I still play a bit of rust but I haven't talked to Shrek in ages- we sort of fell out after highschool.
An epic tale of how a man loses his tribe to a villain who weilds a machine gun. He defeats him but ends up becoming exactly the man who he despised...The Machine Gun Man
Sometimes I feel like thats the only reason games like this exist, to show how quickly people become the "bad guy" and how difficult it can truly be to trust others. Because lets be honest here, the game otherwise is pretty bad.
@@tronk44 Thats a good point, sometimes its just fun to experiment and just teamkill in a game without any real life risk or consequence (hehe just look at how often that happens in other games like rainbow six and whatnot) Plus I too would hope if people were caught in a hunger games type situation they would try to devise a way to break out of the arena together rather than just immediately kill each other.
"You cannot kill me makkirfakkir, I have my die move!." *Dunkey shoots him dead* "Yeah, good thing I brought my kill move." Holy shit that was so badass.
This game is terrifying. The lights go out, bottles start clanking then a group of guys in black suits show up and start playing the soundtrack to your death. Then they gun you down execution style in the dark. Hardcore as fuck
They probably tell everyone that dunkey is playing and they all come out to make it into the video. Either that or it is staged and they plan it out with friends.
In the start of the video he has president shrek pm him that the stream was dead and then a guy comes up and says i love stream. Probably a safe guess their from the stream.
I think that the Chinese screaming man is actually Dunkey's spirit guide, whenever Dunkey dies his spirit guide always appears shortly after to attempt to guide Dunkey back to wealth and happiness, but he has such a strange way of doing it that Dunkey simply mistakes his guide's efforts as an attack, so he guns down the very spirit trying so desperately to help him.
I love how he sees this guy just chanting and running around a building and he decides the smart thing to do is to join in without any context to the situation. You could've summoned the End of the World, for all you knew.
Would love to see him take another look at Rust, the basics of the game are the same but there's so many new updated graphics it feels completely different.
"Take no prisoners!- oh shiet guys, guys, guys this thing is just between me and you, okay don't take it out of my tribe" *group gets massacred* "In a heartbeat my peaceful tribe was gunned down for no reason, we did nothing to nobody" I haven't laughed this hard since forever XD
