''she's a very misunderstood girl, a real smart one, it's the woke media is lying to our faces with fake news about all those horrible things they said she did, but they don't want you to know that she's a real blue blooded American exercising her rights, i'd know, she's a great friend of mine a real go getter''
imagine if you went back in time and showed this to Hussie while homestuck was still ongoing. you'd doom the timeline for sure but man would it be worth it
fun fact, the cosplayer didn't get ink poisoning, she got alcohol poisoning from bathing in vodka as she used like 5 bottles to dilute the ink enough to cover her.
I got introduced to homestuck through kids like these. I was in 7th grade and wanted to be friends with the 8th graders who kept referencing it around me. So... by the time I got to act 5 and really started getting into it, I told one of them about what I read and all of my thoughts so far. And they revealed to me that they had never read past the beginning of act 3. By the time I finished the whole comic, their friendgroup disbanded and not a single member had read Homestuck to completion.
@@problemsfan4132 that’s honestly tragic as a fellow loner who often tagged along to friends but also so fucking funny…… the ultimate irony. Poisoned with homestuck brain rot and didn’t even get a lasting friend group full of inside jokes………
@@marsfeathers If only they knew how many people I poisoned (or repoisoned, for some veteran reader friends) with Homestuck after they told me about it... u_u
what makes this better is the video my friend had recently made due to an inside joke we had made revolving around the fact that my karkat shirt was "stolen by joe biden" because "karkalicious" was a "secret chinese slang" THEN I SEE MORE PRESIDENTIAL HOMESTUCK VIDEOS THIS IS PERFECT
as soon as i heard “trumps still in the bathroom” i immediately put my phone down for about 20 second to just sit down and process things (this was really funny to watch)
This video sucker-punched me back a decade to this exact fucking conversation. Unsealed grey skin paint, dubious memory of what happened up to that point in the canon, absolutely thermonuclear takes on Vriska... "Everyone knows humanstuck's for losers who can't handle a little paint." I'm having an aneurism
god usually I hate these ai president memes because they end up talking like your average 13-30 year old white gamer bro who still uses "gay" as an insult but this one really funny
I am blown away by the quality of this work, OP. I can't say you haven't done something wrong, because on the one hand this exists, but on the other hand it's just. Every piece of it. The shitty paint through the hotel room. The characters chosen for each of them, and how they paint themselves, and their experience of the comic. Doesn't miss a beat.
this made me lose significant time off my lifespan. this is too real. you must have been in the trenches of early 2010s homestuck cosplay with the rest of us to understand this deep of lore
Not the sharpie bath 😭 Also "I know we're supposed to be moirales but you're getting me tempted to vacillate quadrants right now" dragged me back in time kicking and screaming so ty for that lol
god fucking damn it this is just amazing... i liked homestuck as it was sort of winding down but i still got in on some of the action i guess... all the references were spot on, the horrible vriska stans, the bodypaint conundrums, and the stupid bucket jokes
I saw this video on discord, I dont know if I cringed or laughed my ass off, probably both, but i want to thank you for making this. I love the concept of the presidents (and sometimes Ben Shapiro) being in literally every fandom, and being friends who hang out and play games and just do stuff together
youve reawoken the deepest parts of my psyche i dare not shine light upon every part of this post is perfect, the single greatest homestuck shitpost in the past decade. congratulations.
Oh god I'm crying and slapping my floor. This is too good. Biden with the barely-surface-level of understanding anything, dump being an idiot, a lil ooc for stanning Vriska but it's fine for the joke.... And obamallux just being the tired... Voice of reason. This is fantastic I applaud you sir 👏👏👏
Thank you for bringing back vivid memories of my middle school years, this awoke something within me that had long been dormant - my rabid Homestuck fan phase.