The Accidental 400mg Edible 

Relax alpha male

and your name is Kyle

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@@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

@@TedNivison Okay Ted

Shea Mcgurgan +100 respect

Riftuo wrong game brudda

@@E7the7th +400mg of thc

@@clayhilton8940 i don't think you know what you are talking about.

Shea its william

Which is the vid

haha what a classic

I like your profile picture

i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

@@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

@@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

@@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

+ boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

Boosting

a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

True

-taking a full gram dab

Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

moses must be furious

Dry-ass water

water is water

Schlatt drinks it

@@user-zl8bu3pk6p smh, fake water drinker

fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

@@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

I sorta disagree. They didn’t do anything that bad in the footage besides just kinda being dumb about it. If they were messing with him the entire time I would agree but I don’t know if that was the case. Sometimes it is actually helpful to have a friend come fuck with you a little to help pull you out of your mind and back into the real world during a bad trip. Maybe it’s just a personal thing but that would help me. “Ah they are acting chill so the world isn’t ending like my brain is telling me”

You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

or just a terrible person in general

@@trippykayok

@@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

nightmare blunt rotation

@@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

Insanely accurate

Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

@@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

@@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

@@DarthYall I'm so glad

@Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

@@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

@@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

@@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

People have overdosed from weed

"friends"

But you just did

*It’s 6 words*

@@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

@@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

Yep

No it's not, what are you talking about haha

tf is yo pfp?

🤠😳

1000th like lol

The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

I love this comment

1k likes and 1 reply?

@@FortniteEpicGamer28 Agreed

@@jzbproductions147 4 rep

😂

*laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

everyone else in the comments: haha weed dustin: c a l c i u m

I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

@@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

Mans got the whole MOON

He got hit by a giant fucking boulder

He wasn't normal stoned, he was granite stoned

Underrated comment

the man got the indiana jones treatment

250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

@@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

@@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

He was still coming down all that time

SAME

Flashbacks to Adam Neely

Captain Obvious. Underrated Reply😂💀

Captain Obvious. Thanks

as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

@@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

@@drakeeberth2477 ok

@@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

Fr

He talks about how he realized it was stupid after he took weed later.

Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

@@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK Personal experience

i honestly thats he was gonna say that

_continues after a short moment of silence_

Tbf i would say that sober

thats such a charlie thing to say

Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

Look what you did to the boy

Why didn't you organize better?

can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

Ah sh-

I drop 1250 on the weekend

that is literally nothing…

​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

@@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

elmo is a glove

This is just how the use of edibles go

Sega playstation

@@I_Like_Ike53fr

@Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

@@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

LOL

@@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

@@biggiecheese128 right

Time stamp?

@@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

@@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

@@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

I don’t think I want to

The next step is the time loop and it is hell

This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

Pheb didnt stand a chance man

flash backs

big lion

Underrated

Shhhh, he’ll here you...

I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

I’m not surprised

This person better not actually be dj khaled

Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

@@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

Took me a minute

this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

@@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

what a coincidence, you made mine lol yay for wholesome internet comversations

Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

Helping the juices flow

nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

@Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

Grew nation? Grewsum?.

@@kermit4133 True. This reeks of Ops.

That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

research

What if ur both

@@charlesmcgill2974 girl I-

both?

i both hate and love how true this is

More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

Crashed-In lmao

bravo six, going barf

Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

underrated comment

“Please.”

I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

420 likes, nice.

JUST SAY YAOI - Captain Lou

A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

Wait you said tit

@@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

The knockout lmao

Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

@@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

@@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

Oh my god that’s true lol

I had the thousandth like :D

That was 7 words

@@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

@@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

@@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

@@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

After doing some research on the psilocybin benefits, I honestly want to get into shroom microdosing but it's just so hard to get a reliable source. Really need!

Hey! Yes very sure of Dr.benshrooms.

was addicted to what i called a trifecta Meth, Opium, Alcohol. I also suffered severe depression i went to a party and consumed about 2 eights of shrooms i was lost in my head for 2 days but when i came back my depression and addiction to my trifecta was gone. I didn't realize it at the time. The psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have good permanent results

Sure he's dr.benshrooms. what helped me more personally is micro dosing. I don't take a lot at all I'll only eat a cap or two and I'm good for the entire day. It just helps to clear your mind and cleanse your soul. Very hard to explain... It's like trying to explain colors to a person who's never been able to see.

Amen, Isd and psilocybin are amazing teachers along its dmt mah dudes. Have safe trips all. Shrooms are blessings from nature.

Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

If only big lion was there to help

N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

Aye 420 likes

that's not the most carson thing ever....

@@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

These are cocoa beans. These are cocoa beans. *These are cocoa beans.*

What are those? Those are eggshells.

Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

azure Those are cocoa beans...

It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

This is genius

omg yes

how abt nope rope

but that would be uhh.. not weed LOL but this is a good comment 👌

Herb Rope

Legend says theres still not enough butter

shlatt

I think you need another stick of butter

Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

@@gooball2005 shlatt

Are you ok?😳

😮

@@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

@@buggie5990 it hurt more

@@cloudeight3887 oh

DMT

Naw im not crazy or stupid

You learn a lot about yourself

I agree whole heartedly

@@mattwilliams2562 yes, how poor your life choices are

But this is the one we needed in our lives

That’s probably because you have

Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

It’s a common mistake

You probably have. Everyone has told it.

right? I was laughing at how hard I related to this as a sober anxiety ridden person.

well fucking said y'all 😭😭

And the everything I touch hurts, welcome to fibromyalgia.

@@angryartist3170 i feel you brother

Fact. Exactly.

that wouldn't be enough to kill you though even if it was your first time.

@@griffencampbell4088 yeah i know but he would’ve entered another plain of existence

@@renitentsoup another pain of existence

@@kylewitter2806 loll

@@griffencampbell4088 he would wish he was though

How much does a 400mg edible cost?

@@wheezererb2465 just found a 100mg nerds rope for 15$ so probably pretty expensive for a single edible but I never fucked with edibles

"Ted, I think you need another stick of butter" - JSchlatt 2019/2020

he did talk about it

phephemigi schlatt*

@@chazatronionwyatt4368 I was about to say

to be fair, the next nerds rope that I was about to eat was the 50mg one, which is why one of the guys thought I had originally eaten a 50mg edible

He rly do b everywhere 😔

Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

never been this early to one of your comments

Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

straight into the void.

Glaze 1000mg puts you into the infinite abyss

@@acrusader9773 ur profile pic looks like being on 1000mg

Chance Good Buffalo that is often

If you're lightweight

So true haha.

Also water doesn't help. Gum helps with your saliva production much more

That's why theme parks sell Dasani. It contains salt so you get more thirsty so you buy more.

Absolutely. The worst water to put in your body

@@AquaFerva2985 thank you aquafina watter bottle so true

I wheezed-

I think you need another stick of butter

I think you need another stick of butter

@@confident8132 ikr

@@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

@@chefyana2251 The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

@@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

Oooof

How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

lightweight

@@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

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Exactly what i thought!

Your heart feels like its gonna beat out of your chest, and your mind is everywhere at once. When you try to control your mind it only gets worse and theres nothing you can really do. The whole time during a bad trip you just feel like you’re gonna die or have a heart attack or something

i asked my boyfriend for narcan 😂 i have never greened out as bad as that night

Having had these experiences myself, I felt super anxious and dreadful as he started explaining the wait for the come up.

@@UndeadMunchies Haha same. I knew what was coming for him and it made my anxiety sky rocket.

Ted has made a trip to the void.

I think your username and pfp says it all

why do we die

brother

smitnov, brothers.