Salmon Run Slander 2 (Splatoon 3) 

Honestly one of the most accurate and high quality Salmon Run slander vids I've seen. Saw some clips I haven't before so it was a fresh experience.

You know what's funnier than Salmon run slander 1; Salmon run slander 2.

As someone who has never played Splatoon this is accurate

1:50 I didn’t even know you could die from those until this video

Imagine winning and the cohozuna pulls up

i love when slander videos use new clips instead of the same ones, but you still gave the old clips justice. especially with the spawning grounds one!

I feel like this is a good time to share the nicknames me and the homies have for the bosses because we can’t remember their proper names: -Spitter (Stinger) -Big Forehead (Steelhead) -Chainsaw/BMW Driver (Scrapper) -Eel (obvious) -GRANADA!!! (Flyfish) -Shark/Bobber (Maw) -Weather Man (Drizzler) -[Artist Here] Concert (Fish Sticks) -Free Willy (Flipper Flopper) -Dinner Plate (Slammin Lid) -Thick Boy/Shockwave (Big Shot) -Gumbo/Jambalaya/Hot Pot (Griller) -Goldie (obvious) -Sucker (Mothership) -Grenade Gobblers (Mudmouth) -Thicc Boy (Cohozuna)

0:37 will never not be funny to me

I love hearing the victory noise😭😭 gives off "finally it's over" vibes Bonus: everyone spams booyah ❤️

2:05 you win… *but then Cohozuna arrives*

Being last player 90% of the time... accurate.

Everybody gangsta until you're on Spawning Grounds and it's high tide

When your entire team gets wiped out at the last second 😔

The disconnection at 0:40 was a nice touch

Please keep making these they’re so accurate. Though I’m not a VP yet, the struggle has been real since 2017 baby edit: there’s a little chinook icon too, like the ones you’ve been using for all the other salmonids! just wanted to let you know since you used the funny render

I count this as a salmon run stimboard. Thank you.

You: Getting your ass kicked The game: Have some banger music

I was expecting the end to be an emergency

I'm actually am pretty lucky in salmon run.Once i splatted a steelhead,the explosion sent a drizzlers missle flying back to the drizzler which had another drizzlers missle near and there was a second explosion and it hit the 2nd drizzler.EZ 9 eggs!

Sometimes when the wave starts you want to stay up near the basket to lure the bosses, so you throw some bombs down in the down time to deal with some of the ads.

The best Salmon Run Slander I've seen for Splatoon 3, well done!

Salmoling approves, very good slander

clearing a shift and then seeing the Coho *EMERGANCY!* pop up *"this is where the fun begins"*

This is true gamer hours

This is so professional and awesome I'll be sticking around for more quality co right keep it up bro 😎👍

All spot on usually in slander vids there's a few misses but this is perfect

I love this type of content and especially about Salmon Run, as it was 90% of my hours of gameplay on Splatoon 2 (and I also developped some kind of addiction towards it but that's not the point here lmao)

FRESH AND FUNNY AF! LOVED IT

0:10 Ayo all hail king juilen exiled?

The stinger one had me in a chokehold😂so accurate

HAHAH THIS IS MY FAVORITE SALMON RUN SLANDER VIDEO BY FAR

literally jumbo josh

It hurts my soul with how accurate this is

finally some frantic aspic appreciation

w-3 dog is trying his best and I support that

NAH THE LITTLE BUDDY ONE IS SO TRUE IVE GOTTEN GANGED UP ON LIKE 15 SMALLFRY SO MANY TIMES

you should have added the *EMERGENCY* to the last one

0:42 LMFAO I DIED

The King Boo one surprised me :D

Salmon run would be so much better if I could just only play nighttime rounds (excluding fog cause that's just a normal round but slightly more annoying)

0:27 Big Shot

As someone who has played DELTARUNE this is very accurate

It would be amazing if the last second if this video instead of a black screen, was the emergency warning

BIIIIIIIG RUUUUUN IS REEEEAAAAL!!! Im so excited for that to come out :D

Pov: it's high tide and you get cohozuna

there shouldve been a "the one guy who throws the booyah bomb into the ocean" one but still accurate video!

Splatoon 4 logo looking great

Splatoon is the only game with the most determined, most life sacrificing grinders to exist

We can all agree that Spawning Grounds is the worst stage in the game. You have to go to the other side of the map every so often, and if you don’t hold the salmonids back, you’ll just be cornered to the center of the map.

love thsie video and i love:salmon running👍👍👍👍love the squit game

Little buddy will always be based

this is all so true anyways side question how did u make ur pfp did u draw it or use something to make it

Great video!

Pov: you finally beat a salmon run but- - EMERGENCY -

me throwing the boo yah bomb at 3 steelheads to clutch only for it to do nothing

Quality Slander

Salmon run slander 2 electric boogygoogaloo

Mario kart blue shell & stinger targeting the farthest away thing from them as possible

0:08 if you're smart you let him collect it and as soon as hes close to the basket you plat him

Missed opportunity to make the last one into the king salmon wave instead

I’m that “ Dave” who’s always a bit weak😊

2:07 missed opportunity to have the meme be interrupted by Chonuzna

Me acting like I hate that one salmonid I forgot his name who’s iron man so I can act like he’s my arch nemesis and I’m the savior:

At 0:50 , i didnt know until recently that you could use this weapon instead of bombs lol. I felt so stupid when i found out about it

Salmon Run🍣🏃

Hehe smallfry friend

missed opportunity to use the distorted music of a king samon wave starting at the end, made me freak out first time i heard it when i first got the game lmao

True!

i agree

Why do we love smallfry when he's a menence?

thats true

I counted. I did 50 Salmon Run shifts recently. ..The amount of times I actually won? 15.

0:45 I agree w-3 is the best

I have died to a Chinook once, I have no idea how buti did, one of my less honourable deaths

1:28 im a bit to far move right stick and drop booyah into water :c when 90% of my display with boss salmons т_т

When there's glowflies and all you get is a fucking Goo Tuber

Yes, I am in splatoon 3 and I am the BIG SHO- *XBOX LIIIIVE*

What does that banner have of special?? It's really cool tho, never seen It :0 how do you get It??

the hardest is armor guy ami righ

I am one of the unfortunate few who has died to a chinook. In BOTH SPLATOON 2 AND 3

1:15 de de de dede de de de de dedede de de-

yea

No Cohozuna slander???

Do about cohozuna

Real

0:45 This aged poorly because clickbait (omega-3 remix)

wheres the one for seeing someone use their special after winning despite barely winning and them not using the other one during the match

Yea What is this song 0:45

Who is the purple salmonid guy

How the hell do you die to a Chinook though

wont if u pls tell me what is this music?

what track is this

Why the hell would a dynamo roller attack the king salmonid that seems impractical It would be better for something like a hydra (with full charges for more damage per shot), sploosh o matic (constant and fast fire rate) or dapple dualies (very mobile and fast fire rate after dodging) to do that but dynamo just doesn't have the high damage rate or mobility to do it safely or effectively

Am I the only one who thinks the Dynamo roll sucks at killing Cohozuna? It knocks you block so much

huh

(dies)

Why does this have a fake logo at the beginning?

You pull over 90 eggs and all your teammates die during the 10 second countdown on the third round: Grizz: Not good enough do better idiot

Istg I cringe to the big shot one

0:41 you misspelled "Gone Fission Hydroplant"