Sam and Max 202: Soft, Marketable Baby Sam and Max 

Sam: No kids allowed. Max: Fascist.

I love how Sam and Max act exactly the same as they did when they were adults, except they say dirtier jokes

I love how they act like kids even though mentally they're both fully grown adults (mostly)

"This is a set up, right?" "Pretty much everything we say generally is, yes." Perfect

*I heard them laughing as they started the car.*

Sam saying, "The island got wood" and Max giggling fucking kills me lmao

Probably the best part of this is it is hard to figure out if Sam and Max acting childish is the youth water changing their minds or not.

Sam wearing a Max shirt is the icing on the cake

1:34 Sam (Sam & Max) (Young): Hey, Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max.

1:20 A discussion worthy of study by the highest ranking philosophers

love how baby sam keeps introducing max to the other characters as "my best friend max"

Baby Max looks like a freakin' marshmellow

bang! you’re dead! no take backs!

Puppy Sam “Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand!” Baby max “sucking face cause he an’t Got hands”

“Can I just give you some money or something to make you go away” Nothing has described child care better.

I like how forward stinky is with them as kids instead of adults when they order. Instead of saying gibberish to sal

0:37 - "So Abe, what do you say we never have children?" "Couldn't agree more." And then they did.

My best friend max has something very important to say to you.

Awww, how cute. Max were long time an insane sociopath

2:27 MAX:drop the attitude lady I'm the presi SAM:max MAX:Presidents adorable nephew here for a visit

Baby Max looks so freaking adorable

I like how Max's voice is somehow even higher

Sybil: Abe, what do you say we never have children? Lincoln: Couldn't agree more. Come the end of season three, Lincoln gets Sybil pregnant... somehow.

They play the part of children so well because they're not entirely grown up in the head themselves - still adorable

"...And when I told him to shut up he pulled out a gun and shot at me." My sides, bro.

1:23 Max said a funny

"I'd like a double martini" "this is a setup, right?" "Generally everything we say is a setup, yes"

Sam and Max are so adorable when they’re kids😍

Max's little ears are adorable.

TELLTALE DON’T TURN US INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES NN O O O O O O OO O OO

I like how they act like kids even though they know they're adults. So cute!!!

Sybil: So, Abe, What Do You Say We Never, Ever Have Children? Abe: Couldn't Agree More. *Season 3 Happens She is seen Pregnant in the last Episode*

Young Sam & Max: **Exists** Telltale: Marketable plush time

Sam: Hay Max Max Max Max Max Max Max. Max: What? Sam: Nothing.

3:43 “I gotta make doody real bad!”

Hah, I just realized that the recoil on sam's gun would launch him into orbit if he actually shoots it.

My best friend max has some VERY IMPORTANT to say b o o b i e s Ha ha ha

sometimes i forget max is literally the president

"Go run and play in traffic" excuse me *what*

I love how max spontaneously runs around

Sybil: So Abe, what do you say we never ever have children? *Cue The Devil's Playhouse episode 5*

I just realized the max world song is playing on the juke box lmao

Me: so max do you feel any different? Max: I wanna run around, play and break stuff Me: so no then

Sooner or later in Season 3 Abe & Sybil had a kid... *True Story*

"I wonder max, if we're younger does that mean we have to take biology again" "This just keeps getting better!" Hmmmm...did they look at the fabled human biology section...

so i guess making characters babies and marketable has always been a thing

I’m going through cuteness overload just looking at baby max. HE IS SO ADORABLE!!! 😍😍😍

The dialogue is so good

3:00 My favorite, when i had six years old!

"Can I just give you money or something to make you go away?" I thought she said she wasn't good with kids...

I love how Sam is wearing a shirt of Max’s skull 💀

1:22 my favorite part

baby sam is SO CUTE

Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand Sucking face cause he ain’t got hands😂

tiny sam flinging max into the air is the cherry on the cake for me

3:48 😂 I could imagine a random kid ask that to a random adult. Also Max is cute when he's young.

The only thing that changed was their grammar.

1:24 My friend in our discord server

No one: Not even a living soul: Harold after seeing heather shirtless and how he acted through out the episode after that: 1:24

I cannot wait to see this in Season 2 remaster. Ahhh! 😍❤❤❤❤

"Max said the volcanos were cool, and you were stupid for wanting to stop it. and when i told him to shut up he shot at me" "NU UH HE STARTED IT."

1:00 wait what.

stinky's closed kids, now go and play in traffic

*didn't know babies could talk*

They’re so cute!

God I remember playing these, such nostalgia.

I want the algae bits because they make the milk turn green.

2:58 So I guess it’s not a kids game

little Sam owns my heart

He pulled out a gun and shot at me

Sybil: So Abe, what do you day we never , ever have children? Abe: Couldn't agree more. Devil's playhouse: Sybil is pregnant?! 0_0

1:21 lmao

:,) baby max ears..

Go run and play in traffic Savage

" and served on a stack of porno magazines! " only 4 letters to say to the scene. w h a t.

imagine a Sam & Max plush, ill buy that the second it comes out.

My friend Max has something very important to say to you

everybody else maintains their adult faculties so i am forced to conclude they are choosing to act this way

Max looks exactly the same

Is nobody going to mention what happened to sam & max parents did they just abandoned them and then bring them into a adoption senter

1:20 the part you're looking for

Max is actually more marketable old.

1:20 "My best friend Max has something very important to say to you" *"boobies"*

"This meme is from the future, you won't get it yet"

1:20 me and my friend going up to their parents like:

0:40 So uhhh... This agreement didn't stick around for long.

PSA: The meme you're looking for is at 1:20

Indeed. But there's one thing I don't get- how on Earth did a statue impregnate a human being? Huh?!

This is 10 years old

The Metal Gear Solid 3 nature sounds in the background

0:39 that didn’t age well

Man, Sam & Max cashing in on the baby fad before Baby Yoda

“Max pulled out a gun and shot at me “ “Nuh uh Sam started it”

0:32 yoooooo me and my friends used to do that to EVERYONE 2:42 World of Max in the background

1:23 that is thr most random thing ever

1:21 I just cant even

This cures my depression.

I haven't played this game, I just saw a meme audio on TikTok about boobies and it took me here. Well low and behold I act exactly like these two

Marketable Plushies

I wanna adopt them