Sam Hyde - First Date Questions 

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Dam

Best comment I've read all year 😂

"Savoir faire" and "pastiche" are Sam's favorite baguette words.

You have to have a certain joie de vivre to appreciate that

that level of jes ne se quax

@@basshunters.thompson7170 It's je ne sais quoi you barbarian

​@RP-dy5mu what makes you think a barbarian can comprehend their grammatical and typographical error

I DOMINATE I DOMINATE

"Yeah I think wine is for pussies"

You know she loved it

bro

I read this in sync with when he said it.

@@andrewdebacker yessssss

Dude

there would be no WAY to resist that dude

I’m his top guy…

Hitler chose me..?

It would be an honor.

Shake his hand, make eye contact and pay attention.

She's also in the vid where Sam is the Steve Jobs parody

Huh?

Always remember

It makes the whole thing looks so unreal it's hilarious in on itself

you forgot gatekeep and girlboss fatty

Manipulate mansplain manifest

Based

​@@sentaveliki425 eveyone is under his thumb at his office

Основа

Dude that hasn’t been funny in 4 years

@@maximussuffarion7767 yo mama

​@@maximussuffarion7767bro that's cuz he fkn got away with it

​@@maximussuffarion7767Cope harder liberal

@@reichspector2413 I can almost guarantee you I am significantly more right wing than you

lolol

Me in regular light hearted conversation with coworkers

She was on top model

No one saw season 2

@@bleh3039if she had to be Hitler’s top model, i bet she would. Like obviously she wouldn’t support Hitler or his policies, but if he came to her and said she was such a physical specimen that he had to use her as a model for the German Volk, i bet she would be his top model

Disassociating and then getting upset.

He isn't toxic enough for her.

@@PeterParker-yg6fc are you putting me in a self defense situation right now

Ill just rent milk from the store.

@@macnzvprove it

Proof?

Marital “rape”

@@user-ux7uw2ej8d thats what im saying

According to what I found googling, North Carolina & Oklahoma were the last 2 states to repeal exemptions for it, both in 1993... Apparently prior to 1970, exemptions for it existed in every US state

You have to have that savoir faire

you can't be top guy i watch little dark age edits on /pol/ at least a hundred times a day plus i memorized all his speeches plus i learned how to goose step

uhhh that would be me. i was there when it happened.

​@@stanpines9011I read mein kampf twice on german and im indian pls sar help me

@@stanpines9011 That's nothing, I stopped touching my penis and just hit N5 in Japanese.

the hand motions really make it 🤣

He can’t keep getting away with it

Fr fr. Rosa Parks was prob her second choice

cause these npcs are all the same

@@setmason1510 correct

Chad Diogenes.

​@@ArhivaOmeniriiRumaniechadiogenes

That's my Diogenes! Always peeing on people!

If I were not Diogenes, I would also want to be be Diogenes!

9:06 Correction, THAT’S literally Trotsky.

I am Sam's top guy's top guy's boss's nephew's friend's top guy

Well, we're all gonna die one day. Best to die doing what you love, right?

Earhart never died

@@KrazyIvan69 Mr Hands style

​@@myleg...fr she living in my basement

@@awoman3 you feed her the secret serum everyday to keep her alive

Was wondering who she reminded me of, thanks

It's understandable, she was moments away from putting the Ghost of Kyiv into a self defense situation.

Well, who knows? I mean, there’s no river that goes for long enough without a bend.

Both are CUTE!

@@tamarinds If I fuck the ashes is it still considered rape?

Damn I can’t argue with that. I’d have Jews Rock and boulder being rolled up the hill skit as honourable mentions.

Because there is no such a thing 💀

I would say Rosa Luxembourg

I thought she was just a grown up version of Anne Frank

I’ve been on this kinda date. 🤷‍♂️

*6 million

@@patrickjack8101 damn as a German I understand that joke