I'm home.
- Man, that was a long day.
- You're three hours late.
Bummer, I know. Did you eat?
Yes, I ate.
I ate the sushi
that I hand-made for you.
The sushi that I laid all over my naked body
as a Valentine surprise for you.
Why are you so upset? I called.
I couldn't pick up the phone.
My body was covered everywhere
with sushi.
I got wasabi in places where
one should never get wasabi.
Oh, you think it's funny
that I slaved all day in this kitchen...
...to make a lovely meal for you?
You made some sushi. It's not a big deal.
"Not a big deal." Here.
I am not the type of woman...
...who sits home all day
waiting for a man!
Enjoy your California handmade roll!
Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
20 сен 2024