Sandwich of Justice - You Suck at Cooking (episode 25) 

Me too

Bro that shit was deep lmao

same

Same

IT WAS A FUCKING HOMICIDE

YES, like omg

Right!!!!!!! Even the background sound and everything

I wonder how he did it

Ok

Bold of you to assume it was just a set

Amarjit Nagi oh. my. god.

Jeffrey Eggstein? XD

@@allenharper2928 n-no it can't be

😂😂😂

What is it, a body cam

E‎

Beauty can be found everywhere; in the unlikeliest of places.

deTEGGtive ahahaha well played

Oh no you didn’t

Get out

It was eggcellent

I got so invested i totally forgot I was watching a cooking video

+You Suck At Cooking That is an eggcelent set. You obviously suck at cooking, so what is your background? You have an eggtrodinary eye for cinematography and story telling. Dare I say your egg story...wait for it..CRACKS-me-up. Hmmm???

Eggxactly!

This is eggxactly what I wanted to see today.

+You Suck At Cooking It sounds like that cop was having an eggistential crisis.

+You Suck At Cooking You should do an entire "Deteggtives" show.

Your use of the words "bread bisections" made me literally laugh out loud, and I had to seriously sit down and question my sense of humour.

frank ieraci “the black arts”

What's the weirdest thing you've put in a sandwich?

@@perrytheplatypus2001 a phone, dont ask

Ahh, a man of culture

Aged wonderfully

No I was too and the music was amazing

me too

Sapphirewolf yea... I think its his satire kind of feel to him that i like :3 and the egg series is awesome xD

Sapphirewolf Yeah, when it cut back to the cooking I was genuinely confused

Sapphirewolf yeah I thought it was a red lobster ad

That's a new one lmao

the only right thing to do

Yahh I want explanations

Lol😂

He did the right thing.

...always watching...

Oh ghad

I can't call my oven an oven anymore. It's undoe, or onion. On four hundo.

@@xeuzak5634 and a fork a fork it's a wangjangler now

@@rezayadi1463 its called a fangjangler you smut-

I know

Ikr

who the fuck is john

AGoodCookie :P watch the origins

NOO DENNIS NOOOOOOO

LOLOLOL

Ayy nem

Hey Nem! I just went on a try not to laugh binge on your channel LOL.

hey nem I didn't know you watched YSAC XDDD

😅😂😂good one Nem

E

You're not alone

Hahaha. At least now you know.

Did you also get some egg cops to show up?

Smakyak Productions that should go without saying

I already knew my life was a joke but after making this sandwich I realized how little I actually knew

Literally? I metaphorically made it and it turned out good as well.

Mayer Yedid HowToBasic was born

GasVibe Curst illuminati confirmed

Mayer Yedid definitely

Damn proud of him

+andy nor Yeah bra, I carved that shit straight outta balsa wood. Thank you.

+You Suck At Cooking wow

+Peter Griffin fuck

+You Suck At Cooking Savage

SHIT MAN IT LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD IM DYING HOW IS HE SO TALENTED

Idk, but 99.9999% people watching this has the same exact wish as you

how dare you

OMG! Exactly!!!

@@Fisinocean I am so glad that I am the 0.00001%

@@juice6199 ok boomer

+curly0117 I especially liked the part where it cut to black and words "my camera shut off and I started the eggs" when it was obvious that he shut it off. The 5th wall has been broken!

+curly0117 This dude should have atleast 1 mil subs, his videos are allways good, not a bad one in the bunch.

+curly0117 Yeah the egg set was really well made.

+WizardFresh I will have to disagree. There is one that annoys the "bajabbers" out of me. The grilled cheese. That robot voice makes me want to punch a puppy!

+zel noth I forgot what I was watching.

Thiago Coelho lol

I'm genuinely wondering the reasons why xD

+SpaghettiFace2 I am also no-longer vegetarian for ethical reasons... because I learned that milk and eggs are far, far worse than meat alone. :) Veganism all the way.

+Fancy Meows how are they worse?

flask klasf Milk and eggs result in more death and torture than meat alone. Cows do not produce milk without first going through pregnancy... so their calves are stolen from them to either become dairy cows like their mothers or get slaughtered as veal. The dairy cows are artificially inseminated (if they were human, this process would literally be considered rape - but because they're "just animals", nobody cares.) Artificial insemination involves poking a long syringe of bull semen into the cow's vagina to inject into the uterus. They guide it in by sticking their arm into the cow's anus and grabbing the uterus with that hand. Cows are not supposed to produce as much milk as they have been bred to and as such, they are in constant pain while mourning the loss of their child. Once they stop lactating, they're raped again and the process is repeated. This happens only a few times before the cow is killed. Generally the lifespan of a dairy cow is 1/5 of their natural lifespan. As for eggs, the process starts off with chicks being born to go into the laying sheds. Male chicks are completely unneeded, but make up roughly 50% of the batch of chicks. Since they're no more than a byproduct in the eyes of the egg industry, they're thrown live into grinders of suffocated in plastic bags on the first day of their life. Females are confined for life to either a tiny cage or a massively overcrowded shed that counts as "free range." They grow all sorts of deformities, have massive injuries, psychological trauma and end up with wounds from pecking at themselves and others in their distress. They too are bred to produce far, far too much of their desired product. As a result, their bodies fail on them and they live in constant pain. Eventually, like cows, when their produce declines they are sent for slaughter. Animals for meat at least don't have to do much. They stand around and wait for their death with slightly more dignity and comfort than animals used for eggs and milk. Not that they are in any kind of comfort, unfortunately.

Well I'm no longer vegetarian because of ethical reasons either. Still vegetarian though.

supporting ethical meat making is actually considered better than being vegan ethically is some ways

+anas abou what? what sense does that make

+Guy Lloyd I'm guessing the idea is that most people are going to keep eating meat, and producers are going to keep producing it, so if we insist it is produced ethically we can improve the industry whereas if we just take ourselves out of it, we can no longer exert any kind of consumptive force, and things will just continue as they are without us.

***** well you can insist it's produced ethically and also remove ourselves from the industry

Watch episode 31.

You Suck At Cooking I'll do that ;D

Luis Felipe I’m the 666th like yay

Luis Felipe mkkàkkkkjjjkiijjnnkjjnnjjjjchjhfcunv m an gdcuwl

Hahaha. Thank you, comment thread won.

Hope you doing alright :) yeah cooking is sometimes the best meditation, so is laughter.

😂

IKR lol

carnivores conserve oxygen, vegans kill what makes oxygen :P

Swagodactyll Lool they do have to grow a shit tonne more plants to feed Livestock though

Arunisrelativelycool meaning they grow more oxygen producers because we want meat. If we all went vegetarian there would be less plants. :P

nambinhvu no there wouldn't be less plants bc if everyone went vegetarian then we'd grow more plants and would probably care more about the climate in general.

Get out

+SeanP same here and that fkin tiny office is 10/10 i love this guys work

+SeanP I actually like the cooking. Guess I'm the real hipster.

Nah i love everything about this channel :)

+Natdaprat Oh no, I like the cooking. I said it's ONE of my favorite parts.

+SeanP wow you're so special for staying here since 5k congratulations

I used to hate them, started recently getting over it

Mcdonalds pickles are horrendous

@@OatmealTheCrazy ssme bro

@@OatmealTheCrazy your taste buds change over time so you you taste does too

@@deadlandplacebo1695 sure, but it could have also changed to make me dislike them more

it doesn't need to be said. We're all saying it in our heads already

DoCtOr DoCtOrPuS has anyone realized that the line “you do you” can be interpreted as “go f yourself”?

DoCtOr DoCtOrPuS it’s really just a shell of a story without it.

Crime is nothing to yolk about. They're scrambling to solve crimes while you're just at a computer complaining about a lack of jokes! They are eggcelent in their line of work, and you can go to shell if you're gonna disrespect them.

do you mean a deteggctive?

Wait a minute

Justice is served!

Hol up

Two christmas’s!

TheStuffGang 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good one.

Nick R No the pun!

If only they had time to eggsplore all theories.

I gave you 666 likes

eggslpore is not a word

Danielle Sene go back a few episodes

YungeenDee- lmao yeah I’ve seen all the egg episodes at this point I just didn’t know then 😂

Danielle Sene I didn’t even realize this was old

I wish he pasted all the eggisodessss together

I think Adult Swim would be glad to feature it too

Cailube not sure if the cream was a joke or autocorrect

Ummm please just uhhhhh no

uh- yeah, okay

You cream a pie or something?

I mean if you're into that no one is going to stop you...

I AM a vegitarian and loved that joke lol

I thought I was the only one who heard this

@@mahteef can you please explain the joke

@@lachlanwashere1279 If you are actually a *vegetarian,* you should know how to spell "vegetarian".

@@MrLuckybeast13 you + are = you're.

+thegreenredeye 👍🏽

Or you could say, keep up the cook work

NO

thegreenredeye o

thegreenredeye iiii

@@yousuckatcooking

no u

@Pream Meephet lol they you ruined it. 😹

*you

even almost 5 years later :))

Must be a pretty sad life 😎😎🤠

SAME

I noticed he said that too... but the way he said it could leave some room for interpretation. Like, obviously maybe he just isn't morally conflicted by eating meat anymore; cool. ....OR.... Maybe he isn't a vegetarian anymore FOR ethical reasons, like because of them. I've heard some people argue that vegetarian diets do more harm to the ecosystem than omnivore diets, and perhaps that's what he means. ....OR... Of course he could always have been personally wronged by an animal and now feels they are morally responsible and must be brought to.... justice. Delicious. Sandwichy. Justice. Just thought I'd share some of the musings I've had over this one little phrase throughout the dozen or so times I've watched this.

Julia B Meat eaters are way more harmful to the environment. Look up “meat” on youtube & watch the video with a cartoony thumbnail. I love meat, but I reduced my intake way more after watching that video. 10000 litres of freshwater for one pound of steak is too much.

@@safir2241 i do appreciate the info... i was kind of just making a joke that the way he said that particular phrase could be interpreted SO many ways... that's why i ended with the bit about him getting revenge... or "justice"... cuz it's the sandwich of justice. Again, i appreciate the info, i suppose my sarcasm just gets lost in typing. Guess I'll leave the funny stuff to YSAC :-/

Julia B Yeah my *checks name* girl... check out that video S’ pretty cool

Julia B I like the third option XD

What up askagangsta, didn't expect to see you round here. Love your videos

lol wut u doing here ur supposed to be making omegle vids

AsKaGangsta a damnwitch

We need a upgraded. Pbj

bro its a fricken joke idiot

When he sliced the sandwhich in half I looked away.

I was about to mention that, but then I did a ctrl+f to see if anyone else mentioned "finger". I know he knows what he's doing because his veg prep always turns out on point, but at 4:22 I flinched.

Hah, and right after, he says, "And look at this. You don't even need two hands." It was almost "You don't even need ten fingers."

What's wrong with his fingers?

Rewlp Rewlp i think they mean that he often cuts things with his fingers in the way of the knife

+Diogo Gaspar I...am doing it. ;)

+Diogo Gaspar Did you... did you see the video?

+Diogo Gaspar yeah man just do it :/

+You Suck At Cooking What about that Egg in the Hole episode? Or was that Alex his partner? The plot keeps unraveling!

Neceros Yes, but I didn't know if he would continue it.

I really didn't get that. Can you explain it pleaseeeeee

+The Desi Knot chickens make eggs, so instead of horse hooves, it's chicken's eggs

What does that have to do with glue?

Serjo777 glue is made from horse

Deadmannow But it isn't.

JULY3P 武 what

JULY3P 武 I

ikr. i must hear the made up story on that line. that was glorious

30% of meat in supermarkets gets thrown away. I think that's a waste so I eat meat and make up statistics

mefnow vegetarians and vegans think they are saving animals but more get killed because people waste food and it’s sad

Ash. By not eating meat they are lessening the demand for meat therefor supermarkets are less likely to buy it so slaughter houses won’t be able to support themselves

Animals have gone too far.

+You Suck At Cooking Nice.

+You Suck At Cooking you forgot to link your reddit accounts you advertise with on r videos

+You Suck At Cooking OMG! it's like a portal that takes me away somewhere else!

+You Suck At Cooking You say I suck at cooking yet, you called the bread, toast, before the toasting process had even commenced... amateur.

***** You're right, I forgot myself for a moment.

Espisodes 5, 25, 31....and stay tuned.

Thanks!! 😄

+Emma Because we all began as eggs.

+You Suck At Cooking its because they all had names...in your sick little story.

+SecretBandito how are you typing then?

R.I.P

+Orande I'm a ghost like your dad jeez

SecretBandito my dad is a ghost???

+Orande illuminati

+Lazyboy5298 Just kidding, I don't actually hate pickles, avocados, or onions.

That's right, oh beautiful Savior..

oh my god

wew lad

Then I wonder what meal I would be if he killed me

crap. we know to much