No joke, A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
@@6pikablu976 Ya I have read the light novels but it also depends on what the directors cut out too. I mean there was a ton of pretty important stuff cut out from the first part to but hopefully not.
@@matthewmelo2765 definitely isnt about a women, a men, and a egg. Dont forget could be 2 men or 2 women doesnt matter which way still involves cooking a egg after
Eugeo’s Nani And Quinella just saying, “BUT NO MOTORBOATING YOU LITTLE BITCH!” Kirito noticing the first time Quinella naked. And gosh dang, the Portuguese breakfast.
It's official. From now on, every time they release new bloopers, I'll start counting the time until the Portuguese breakfast joke appears. See which season breaks the record. lol
Okay so... when I watched the normal version... I didn’t even think of Alphonse... but when I went to watch this (and for the first time too - I rewatch these, especially to show my friends), I thought the statue looked like Alphonse just before Eugeo’s voice actor voiced it XD god dammit
*sword grows longer.* “SCHWING” Also the “sorry I had to use my underwear for it.” And “Chudelkins first time.” And “Dam son what conditioner are you using?”
248 thumb Downs😤.... These people don't know The beauty of this anime or they don't like The bloopers...... If I am wrong..... why? Well I know I love this video😂...
If you really want to know then I'll explain it according to what I remember the definition being: A Portuguese breakfast is when a person takes a egg; cracking it open and pouring the contents inside of the anus or vagina of a person. You then start having sex in the area containing the egg. Once "finished" the person releases the contents onto a pan and cooks them just like scrambled eggs, hence a Portuguese breakfast. The way this is done may vary slightly, but the idea remains of cracking an egg on or inside of a part of a person that can be used for sexual satisfaction. It is in my opinion to be one of the strangest things humanity has ever created. Why is it called a Portuguese is a mystery to my knowledge, but it may be due to it's origins. Hope that satisfies your asking. FYI I'm not proud that I know this
