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Sardine Seduction | Canned Fish Files Ep. 105 

Canned Fish Files w/ Matthew Carlson
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@Hartlor_Tayley
@Hartlor_Tayley Год назад
If you whip out the tinned fish you’ll know if she’s really into you or not.
@j2kerrigan
@j2kerrigan Год назад
What if you're hung like a tuna can
@Hartlor_Tayley
@Hartlor_Tayley Год назад
@@j2kerrigan then Hell with the fish imho
@neonphoenixoriginal
@neonphoenixoriginal 9 месяцев назад
Fish wives are a rare breed
@djjackson-pickett7558
@djjackson-pickett7558 8 месяцев назад
What if she really likes you, but hates fish?
@Hartlor_Tayley
@Hartlor_Tayley 8 месяцев назад
@@djjackson-pickett7558 no, she must also love the fish.
@ShenanHawkins
@ShenanHawkins Год назад
Chicks dig when you eat the tail.
@garlicbreathandfarts
@garlicbreathandfarts 9 месяцев назад
Me eating canned fish partially led to my divorce.
@alecdawg11
@alecdawg11 Год назад
0:38 That edit absolutely killed me. Growing up, I never in a million years would've thought I'd be pushing 30 years old and be this entertained by a RU-vid channel about canned fish. The sound effects when you throw the box never gets old. Cracked me up once again. I love you Matthew. So glad you're back. I think this was definitely one of your best videos to date. Gonna go eat some dines now.
@timwauman
@timwauman Год назад
Nothing says hot date like the bottle of Picante Salsa Espinaler.
@321Cheryl
@321Cheryl Год назад
I see you’re stepping out of your comfort zone (and ours). Weird it out, fam. I’m here for it! 😂
@kharth55
@kharth55 Год назад
Thank you Matthew. We all missed you and are glad to have you back. This is the perfect lead up to Valentine's Day.
@sculluhlakoo
@sculluhlakoo Год назад
0:38 bruh! Lol! How do you even find a clip like that! Not judgin',, just wonderin. Just subscribed! (not just because of the clip). Peace!
@lacanian_lifter
@lacanian_lifter Год назад
Obviously the perfect date night also involves binging the back catalog of canned fish files
@Jerem0y
@Jerem0y Год назад
Thank you so much Matt. The uploads recently have been Fantastic and I have been looking forward to anything new for weeks. I'm going through stage 4 cancer now, and your videos completely make me forget about my problems. Keep it up man you are 👍 awesome
@billyannecrews6651
@billyannecrews6651 Год назад
🙏
@crybabychrononaut
@crybabychrononaut Год назад
❤️
@PhatChin
@PhatChin Год назад
I wish you well, dude!
@Jerem0y
@Jerem0y Год назад
@@PhatChin thank you bro
@LucidAnomalies_
@LucidAnomalies_ Год назад
7:58 “creamy, briney sensations” is wild af 😂
@themonkeyhand
@themonkeyhand 3 месяца назад
At least the facial expression on the cartoon octopus shows it is fully aware of it's predicament. They truly are intelligent animals.
@maindrianpace6898
@maindrianpace6898 Год назад
Hearing seduction and sardines in the same video just blows my mind. Love your channel
@ChristianGustafson
@ChristianGustafson Год назад
How long does a restraining order last? Asking for a friend.
@goobah1389
@goobah1389 Год назад
Ur a g my dude, this got my blood flowing.
@coconutfleetsleeper5717
@coconutfleetsleeper5717 Год назад
Wee över hear in gjömany really love the squid in ink, it matches tze leather (whiplash)
@crybabychrononaut
@crybabychrononaut Год назад
”Raw doggin' it." 😂😂
@squidlover7615
@squidlover7615 Год назад
I love this channel
@Tomalexi
@Tomalexi Год назад
Thanks for the new vid! You're the best!
@scottbelcher9026
@scottbelcher9026 Год назад
Some great ideas! Except my luck, I’d probably be the only one eating the seafood while she ordered a cheeseburger…. Wait a second! What a GREAT idea!!! Lol! 😊❤
@ladysamantha5992
@ladysamantha5992 Год назад
Living for this content
@hunterrussell9263
@hunterrussell9263 Год назад
Judging by his other videos, I never thought he'd make even slightly suggestive jokes but his jokes in this video were HILARIOUS
@janemf
@janemf 4 месяца назад
that video with the dolphin is WILD
@ChicGeekism
@ChicGeekism 6 месяцев назад
Love how this video came up as a suggestion today, on valentines day lol
@j2kerrigan
@j2kerrigan Год назад
Wasnt expecting a dolphin rape scene lmao. What are we even doing here!?
@thisisasign9662
@thisisasign9662 Год назад
Matthew, you are the best. I have started eating sardines because of you, and it is my great joy. Thanks for all you do and are.
@fizixx
@fizixx Год назад
When he's 'raw doggin' it, you know it's over the rail.
@The3Storms
@The3Storms Год назад
I already loved you, and then you include one of my favorite moments from 🎞The Burbs? Thanks for a good time.
@nolakillabeast
@nolakillabeast 7 месяцев назад
Took 15 years for my wife to start experimenting with my French cheeses, which she first thought smelled like a dead body. Nowadays shes a big fan. If you cant beat them, join them.
@Metal_Icarus
@Metal_Icarus 7 месяцев назад
jesus christ, i bought my frist can of kipper snacks and anchovies because of your videos. The canned fish industry should be required to give you a % due to your videos.
@zombiedeth999
@zombiedeth999 Год назад
Best one yet my dood
@CarolynnMc01
@CarolynnMc01 Год назад
I enjoyed this! You're killin' me with the date night. Ummm.. I'd probably be cordial and then wonder a lot. Heehee. Nice seeing you around. I haven't seen your videos in a while, but i'm catching up! Best regards always
@josephkelly9239
@josephkelly9239 Год назад
After a long journey of nuris I couldn't find them at the Italian store and bought five different tins of matiz and my God I'm in love.
@worstchoresmadesimple6259
@worstchoresmadesimple6259 Год назад
Hi Matthew, good to see you back in Fish Files, thick in the action, recommending us the absolute best. Thanks :) (you been away for some time, Slow Jabroni had to post an upload!)
@bradleyr34
@bradleyr34 Год назад
Enjoyed that video! Gonna have some happy dates if they follow your lead Matty!
@thelmadunn7598
@thelmadunn7598 Год назад
I was holding my breath as you opened the tin can! I kept saying: please don't take it off, it'll splatter!!!
@Annie.747
@Annie.747 Год назад
It’s been so hard to put my ideal man into words. Now I have a yt channel to illustrate it 😍
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
Love the variety we got in this vid. ❤️ This was great!
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
I need to get salsa espinaler! I've got a new box of espinaler scallops. Looking forward to them.
@321Cheryl
@321Cheryl Год назад
I just got mine yesterday. It’s so good!
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
@@321Cheryl Nice!!
@polosprings1351
@polosprings1351 Год назад
Where do you get it?
@321Cheryl
@321Cheryl Год назад
@@polosprings1351 I got mine on Amazon, Poey.
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
@@polosprings1351 You can also get it from RTG.
@britinmadrid
@britinmadrid Год назад
Pre-coital? For Mrs. Brit deenz would at best be post-coital or the casus belli for coital-negation. Those scallops though ... a suggestive form in a naughty sauce!
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
😂😂😂
@CannedFishFiles
@CannedFishFiles Год назад
This represents the dynamic in my household.
@coby7914
@coby7914 Год назад
@@CannedFishFiles scallops on a bed of sticky rice. Now that's housecat approved! 👶 Take that for lunch and eat it in the George Costanza Boardroom with a fork and knife! He doesn't ask his Mother for permission.
@philipstachyra5676
@philipstachyra5676 Год назад
@@CannedFishFilesyour in good company 😂
@UncleHoCM
@UncleHoCM Год назад
That's some serious fish foreplay.
@Wodgedev
@Wodgedev 7 месяцев назад
first thing i think about when i think date night is fish breath
@riktwist
@riktwist Год назад
Your glass of milk is on fire.
@jbeer2284
@jbeer2284 8 месяцев назад
Favorite video of yours so far.
@sdb3039
@sdb3039 Год назад
"ah huh ah huh"
@jeannecastellano7181
@jeannecastellano7181 Год назад
You had me in culinary ecstasy until the sea urchin roe (uni). Sea urchin needs to be absolutely FRESH, meaning you get a live one, send it into the Great Beyond, and eat it raw. Good sea urchin corals are firm, creamy, and a bit floral to the palate. I know from experience. Those canned ones were mush.
@climax-bird
@climax-bird Год назад
7:57 caught me so off guard, you're funny dude
@fcon2002
@fcon2002 Год назад
Oh Boy! Just in time for Valentine's Day.
@Droidzi
@Droidzi Год назад
so, wondering why none's talking about 0:39?
@bheasy1
@bheasy1 7 месяцев назад
Gorgar! I freakin love it bro! 🍻
@kutsandribbons
@kutsandribbons Год назад
This was hilarious! Love your vids
@albertapeet
@albertapeet Год назад
Possibly your best work here 😂
@Andrew_Erickson
@Andrew_Erickson Год назад
Looking at the thumbnail I was worried you were going to make "prison haggis" with a condom and a bunch of mushed up seafood. Maybe I need to spend less time on the internet...
@tarawalker7193
@tarawalker7193 Год назад
Eww! 🤣🤣🤣
@Wadule
@Wadule 8 месяцев назад
Dude definitely invites canned fish into the bedroom.
@JustyOnNet
@JustyOnNet Год назад
Raw doggin the deenz one can at a time!
@cyclist5000
@cyclist5000 Год назад
YUM! What was the total cost of all those tins in this video?!
@HuskerLoon
@HuskerLoon Год назад
Great video!!!!
@eastonnelson645
@eastonnelson645 Год назад
Why do I love these videos so much lol! Your awesome!!!!
@Dwightpower88
@Dwightpower88 8 месяцев назад
I'm straight up turgid looking at these fish
@hesham8
@hesham8 Год назад
Hell yeah brother. Glad you enjoyed the roe
@SlowJabroni
@SlowJabroni Год назад
When the Espinaler comes out on date night 🥵🥵🥵
@SENOJMADA
@SENOJMADA Год назад
What am I even doing here for the third night in a row..
@AI3Dorinte
@AI3Dorinte 6 месяцев назад
awesome video ty man!
@paulleavitt9550
@paulleavitt9550 9 месяцев назад
I want to try all of these now
@Sojournart
@Sojournart Год назад
Terrific video! Loved it!
@Genessis001
@Genessis001 Год назад
😂😂 missed ya brotha
@paulmedina6082
@paulmedina6082 7 месяцев назад
Freakin Awesome
@k33p1tc00l
@k33p1tc00l 7 месяцев назад
Your voice got about 3 octaves deeper in this video since the last one I watched.
@katherinehall1967
@katherinehall1967 Год назад
Where can I buy those awesome ultra thin chopsticks, Matthew?
@JJblunden
@JJblunden Год назад
Your production is so good lol whoodathunkit! What are we even doing here? Give us a tour of your modular setup pls!
@mattycruz
@mattycruz Год назад
He has a full tour of the space on his patreon! Join the club! 🥫🐟
@JJblunden
@JJblunden Год назад
@@mattycruz Bawh gawh you sold me!
@mattycruz
@mattycruz Год назад
@@JJblunden I'd reccomend at least the fishy freaks 😉, the shoutout alone is epic enough to justify the cost for at least 5 years. And to be memorialized in the canned fish files? That's for life amigo.
@douglaswilliams6834
@douglaswilliams6834 5 месяцев назад
I feel like I need a cigarette.
@user-kz4ql4md5m
@user-kz4ql4md5m Год назад
Great video! Thank you
@joshabercrombie2485
@joshabercrombie2485 Год назад
Discovered your channel last week and have binged every video, great stuff. But why no mention of one of the OG canned fish companies Chicken Of The Sea. I know they are not a premium brand, but I would love to see a review of some of what they offer... Thanks for the hours of entertainment.
@Wohambi
@Wohambi Год назад
Go damn it, the best channel of canned sardines.
@lepresy
@lepresy 7 месяцев назад
Love you matt
@JoeWDye
@JoeWDye Год назад
where were the poster cut aways?
@seven_hundred-seven_hundred
Very nice. Thank you. (Please provide a link for your titanium chop sticks, I've been searching and can't find the ones you use...)
@rUSTYfrfr
@rUSTYfrfr 2 месяца назад
i know one day i will have enough courage to try sardines or some other canned fish
@Cycloptic
@Cycloptic Год назад
What are we even doin’ here? Ate a can of deens and watched your latest video, now watching this. Glad to see you back, Matthew
@robertleslie2467
@robertleslie2467 Год назад
Another sweet video flick only this one is rated M for Mature Audiences Only. The good stuff will always make you harder than Chinese arithmetic and her wetter than a shampooed water buffalo. On another note...I need to order the Espinaler small bottle to take to work. I have the big bottle and the sauce is got dang guud! Critics say its just vinegar and dried pimento and it is but its really more complex than that in its simplicity. I poured some into a little 3 oz bottle and took it to work the other day and splooged it on a tin of Nuri's as well as a tin of Brunswick sprats. It was da kine and broke da mouth goodnessess!
@kohala1815
@kohala1815 Год назад
Best episode yet!
@daleblue22
@daleblue22 Год назад
Dude!!! You should try cornalitos fritos from Argentina. Those are a BOMB. stinky delicious
8 месяцев назад
They only happen in those coastal regions tho 😭
@daleblue22
@daleblue22 8 месяцев назад
@FranciscoGalarraga but you can get them canned. I remember crack em open at the library. I was asked to leave because of the smell😂😂😂😂 but they are so good.
@travisharris172
@travisharris172 8 месяцев назад
Thanks!
@greensombrero3641
@greensombrero3641 Год назад
That's a great collection of products - will look to get all of them
@WorstRivenNA
@WorstRivenNA Год назад
Love your energy in these videos! Keep it up brother.
@selfhelp69
@selfhelp69 Год назад
excellent
@cindyn8196
@cindyn8196 Год назад
They all look delicious! Happy Valentine’s Day ❤
@gregmccutchan.
@gregmccutchan. Год назад
Give her a can of Beach Cliffs in mustard and send her on her way.
@deenzmartin6695
@deenzmartin6695 Год назад
risqué
@billyannecrews6651
@billyannecrews6651 Год назад
Lol. I date myself. I do this all the time for me myself and I
@newlibertarian139
@newlibertarian139 Год назад
Drink the juice. You know you want to.
@mountainclawoutdoors
@mountainclawoutdoors Год назад
Thanks Hashem I didn't know sea urchin roe was a thing
8 месяцев назад
Loooool 😂😂 so good man
@zutzun8230
@zutzun8230 Год назад
Haha the best canned meats channel ever
@Mars-fu8wb
@Mars-fu8wb Год назад
Man You need to do a huge every canned sea food you’ve tried teir list. And take it super serious lol. I’d watch the whole damn thing even if it was like 2 hours😂
@turdferguson2982
@turdferguson2982 8 месяцев назад
The canned fish and condom picture made me throw up in my mouth but i watched till the end.
@TheBushDownTheStreet
@TheBushDownTheStreet Год назад
Woahhhh! I got a shout out! 😱
@wooter4155
@wooter4155 Год назад
The Burbs’!!
@PhatChin
@PhatChin Год назад
I cannot love your content enough
@jeekyboi9564
@jeekyboi9564 Год назад
The best can of sardines I had was packed in water and salt, while the evoo cans turned out extra fishy . Even the ones with lemon or Mediterranean.
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