Frisky and he said his been playing a lot of tekken but he still is rong about it witch means that he's a huge liar and he stole mi pi and killed mi dog
Crazy Talk only activates on pat and decided to spite woolie because its pats stand after all, all the power in the world and it will not use it just to spit woolie.
God, Pat reading off all the different articles citing this game's similarities to Tekken just to make him look right was great. He must have felt so good reading all that off
*the following is a short story based on Woolie as a child in a spelling bee* Little Darlington has made it to the final round of the school spelling bee. He's up next and begins to walks sheepishly to the center stage of the auditorium. A single spotlight and an empty mic is all he can see, beyond the light Woolie could only make out the vague shapes of the rows and rows of the parents and fellow school mates. Woolie's nervous, knees weak and palms sweaty, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. A loud, clear and concise voice comes from the darkness. "Woolie, your next word is TEKKEN" Woolie pauses.. he clears his throat and finds his voice "can you use it in a sentence please?" "Kensei: Sacred Fist plays, looks and feels like a TEKKEN game" Woolie closes his eyes for only a second and then like a flash of lightning he knows.. his confidence soars "TEKKEN.. V-I-R-T-U-A F-I-G-H-T-E-R.... TEKKEN" Woolie wears a big shit eating grin on his face and with a skip in his step walks back to his seat confident he nailed it... later that night poor little Darlington cried himself to sleep for coming in 2nd in the School Spelling Bee
That penguin character is literally King. Same growl and everything. This is Tekken. The music, stages, character models. Everything. Woolie couldn't be more wrong.
Certainly was. Interesting note: Konami did have a Virtua Fighter clone in the works back in the 90's called Fighting Bujutsu but it never was released; only a beta which you can find online in vids and a barely working rom
Abed Nadir Woolie has been training a technique to surpass Crazy Talk it's called [Reality Reversal] it's when his stand counters and causes the opposite of it's ability to happen
Pat screaming out news articles, comments and wikis while Matt does his invincible log roll on the floor with Woolie’s stubborn silence fucking killed me. *cackles* Long live scrublords!
Unrelated to how this game *totally plays like TEKKEN* , a reminder that the port for Dragon's Dogma comes out next month for anyone interested. Also a reminder that the female bandit leader doesn't like men, but you can get through her camp without fighting if you wear a dress.
Until there's an option specifically to get pawns to shut the hell up without touching the rest of the audio i ain't going anywhere near Dragon's Dogma, no matter how badly i want to.
Professor's left handed Hero Even if you don't like Dragons Dogma you should still play it for its character creator. You can make anything from healer Guts to a berserker loli.
So Woolie notes one difference and can't tell what something is. Pat should come into the office wearing a baseball cap and see if Woolie introduces himself.
I wish they had included some footage of the racing mini game. The characters ran on foot around a track, it was really weird. It would have been hilarious to see these guys goofing around with that mode.
Woolie: it's not teller because I'm seeing any pop ups or juggles.. "10 seconds later a pop up into a 1 hit juggle happens" CRAZY TALK IS GAINING THE POWER TO ALTER OTHER PEOPLE!!
Why are so many people schooling Woolie on his lack of knowledge in the comments section? Pat already spent about 8 minutes drilling it into his frontal lobe.
This is way more Tekken, than it is Virtua Fighter, just looking at it. It's missing some Tekken Stuff, but not having those things doesn't make it VF.
Douglas is totally just Steven Seagal. Asian print shirt, weird semi-martial art hand motions and stance, and everything! All that's missing is the short ponytail.
And if you're not a scrublord, then something's terribly wrong, 'Cause this might be the last time, You hear the Bu Gi song. Whoa-oh~ Whoa-ohhh~ WHOA-OHHH~ I'M THE OOGIE BU GI MAN!
aka Let's Listen's to Akira Yamaoka's (of Silent Hill 2 OST fame) Sick Riffs. I met him at a convention a couple years back. His response to me playing back a piece he did for Kingdom Hearts 2, "The Other Promise", in order to confirm if he really composed it, was met with a soft nod of approval. Basically an equivalent of saying "Hey, that's neat" or more accurately, that one quotable time Peter Griffin responded to a set of good news with a simple "Neat" after having just replied previously with high exuberance. No, THAT exuberance came in when I ran into him again before he was about to leave the event, and played back his music for the Building/Spot stage in this game. THAT was met with the "OH YEAH! THAT WAS MY JAM!" nods of approval I was hoping for.
Just a bit of information, this game is the only fighting game ever made where block actually causes your character to visually evade attacks depending on the area of the attack. It's an exceptional mechanic that, after seeing it, ruins any other fighting games where blocking an attack is a static animation. Also, there is a moves list in this game and even the 'clone' characters have a couple of differences in their attack chains... But ever character has a massively long combo that finishes with a extremely flashy move, like Akira who has a 9 hit combo that ends with a time stop camera spin flying dragon kick.
So I saw the gameplay in the first five or so minutes and was like "This game looks really good. Why is this a scrub lords?" Then I got to Matt rolling around like an asshole and Pat being a gigantic baby about it being a Tekken clone (which it totally is) and it suddenly made sense.
This is what you get when you design the look of all of your fighting game characters in 1 afternoon. Guy in shorts. Guy in different colored shorts. Blonde lady. Old man.
I still fully believe they did Dong Dong as a scrublords on purpose to keep expectations low before viewing the video so that people seeing the game for the first time also get blown away by it
Pat might have [Crazy Talk], but Woolie has [Never Tell a Lie] which lets him be 100% sure that what he says is the truth, ignoring all evidence to the contrary.
I was worried we'd not have a Scrublords tonight, so I got Death Cargo playing in the other tab.... can I possibly watch both at once?!?!? The answer lies... in the heart of that stupid tiger-shark gun.
Marvel Vs. Capcom 1 and 2, The even talk Matt out of playing the early SFAlpha games, and DoA 3 IN THIS VIDEO. Any other of the Tekken games. There's a lot out there, but Woolie's been riding this shitty gimmick far too long.
There's a reason that there are barely any good "non mainstream games" If the games are good, they'll catch on. This is just self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit if that's their true aim.
seraphssavior Actually Matt was talking about "Street Fighter Ex Plus Alpha" that was released for PS1, not the Alpha series. They were talking about how they played the worst EX game in the series which is EX3 and how they should instead play EX+A, which is much better.
For the time, I have to say, this didn't look too bad. I wouldn't have been disappointed if I stumbled across it. As for Jelly/Billy, I bet one character is selected with the punch button, and the other is selected with the kick button, like a Roger/Alex type situation.
