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Say No To Marriage - Stand Up Comedy | Ravi Rao 

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@gaganpreetk_ahuja
@gaganpreetk_ahuja Год назад
Paneer Escobar and from Cocaine to Cottage Cheese, ha ha ha ha. Superb set. Enjoyed a lot. So good to see a new video from you
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!
@arjunbajjuri
@arjunbajjuri Год назад
Remember watching this set live 😂
@asharosemary5170
@asharosemary5170 3 месяца назад
Wowwww ❤️‍🔥
@blu3j00Ls
@blu3j00Ls Год назад
Hillarious! The glasses look good on you.
@neelamvalecha4837
@neelamvalecha4837 Год назад
good one...!!!!
@NoName-bm7xg
@NoName-bm7xg Год назад
I m married and I have a discerning palate for paneer. I need the number of that guy.
@preethisharon6168
@preethisharon6168 Год назад
Keep rocking bro
@zukzworld
@zukzworld Год назад
Good one! ✌🏾
@thefdlord
@thefdlord Год назад
So fucking true!!
@rohankore3504
@rohankore3504 Год назад
Single Life is so stress free I'm 28 unemployed do some short gigs in between here and there but never felt real need for money plus I can cook all things so I just enjoy life . That amazing feeling when the sun rises and you don't have Hurry anything while everyone around is rushing for jobs preparing their kids is so hectic, tiring and scary . Couples especially with kids gets burned out and fatigued at the end of the day.
@linkin324
@linkin324 Год назад
Dude you aren’t eligible enough to take side at 28 tbh All the best
@good_life8888
@good_life8888 Год назад
It is stress free till 35, later on it is problematic
@deviy9757
@deviy9757 Год назад
Ur an intelligent person
@ss0498
@ss0498 Год назад
Best decision.
@Ascendify5
@Ascendify5 Год назад
​@@good_life8888 may be it's for you
@adrupchatterjee5343
@adrupchatterjee5343 Год назад
you're hella underrated
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
better than being overrated, i guess?
@navinpkumar
@navinpkumar Год назад
Time to join our tour!
@adrupchatterjee5343
@adrupchatterjee5343 Год назад
@@ravirao31 fair enough 😂
@ishankeskar9589
@ishankeskar9589 Год назад
Fuck you Adrup, don't say anything asshole
@ankitame55
@ankitame55 Год назад
@@ravirao31 you actually are good
@nishchaysinha2607
@nishchaysinha2607 Год назад
If both the persons are compatible with each other, then marriage can be done as moral support is needed
@bindu6515
@bindu6515 Год назад
Is moral support equal to emotional dependence? And is it a necessity for every human being?
@ss0498
@ss0498 Год назад
Some one forgot the most important part , the financial support.
@muP8085
@muP8085 Год назад
We will support you, just like we support Saikiran. P.S - Plz don't commit suicide
@rohankore3504
@rohankore3504 Год назад
Of course there will be mountain of challenges if you are Unmarried Single. There will be loneliness a lot of loneliness like everyday and night, you will run out of friends , you will be feeling like a outsider in family circles . You don't even bother to join any functions and family events. But the things is YOU have to deal with this issues by yourself It's your decision you can't blame anyone for your life You start to become mentally tough and emotionally intelligent living a Unmarried life. Still there will be frequent emotional Ups and downs but you move forward by solving your issues on your own. Day by day you learn the true meaning of life , you discover yourself like emotionally and physically. You don't get married not bcoz you are scared and you can't deal with Married life problems but you know that Even if you do get married you can manage and live a married life even better than most of the couples you have seen You just simply not interested or think that it's not worth at present. It could be worth someday, may be one day but simply not now It's just you already know the essence, it's like you already know the ending without even watching 30 season of that webseries .
@prachijain3586
@prachijain3586 Год назад
Things that are really relatable, with a different style of comedy. Decent, simple and pure stuff without desperation of making people laugh. How genuine!
@SunLake-pr1di
@SunLake-pr1di Год назад
Never marry
@stepupasia
@stepupasia Год назад
I am single and I have ways to entertain myself. Thinking about the horrors of married life itself scares the hell out of me. And I really dislike how my friends changed after their marriage. This guy was damn honest. That's how the reality is.
@dss7507
@dss7507 Год назад
The solution is simple just don't get married because with this kind of thoughts if you get married then it will be a problem for your partner
@__skj__
@__skj__ Год назад
I'm 33 years old single.. I'm professor 👩‍🏫 in Haryana government nd happy to be single always 😂
@Damien1_1
@Damien1_1 Год назад
I am a single woman (by choice since i was eight) in 40s. Ever since my 20s, my workmates and friends have envied my life. Some women divorced watching me. Others I guided into divorce 🤣 Anytime someone would bitch about their husbands being selfish at home and life as a whole, i would promptly say, "divorce him. Look at me. How happy i am. 100s of men in my life. I have 1 for every day of the week (true)". They all eventually divorced cz i had no better solution for dealing with self-centered husbands who think babies and household chores are your domain 🤪🤣
@AnalExpedition
@AnalExpedition Год назад
It’s very easy for women to get laid. No big deal or achievement in that.
@Mohit-zn2rn
@Mohit-zn2rn Год назад
You're the bitch every man should avoid
@hyacinthvanced5691
@hyacinthvanced5691 Год назад
Calm your tits Damien.
@akxn2162
@akxn2162 Год назад
damn you should be in gulag
@Damien1_1
@Damien1_1 Год назад
@@aravindr740 wrong. "I" don't love anybody. I have very high standards and would rather be alone and rich than with a fool :) Also, lazy useless husbands don't "love" their wives. All "unloved" women must divorce their useless husbands 🙂
@twinklerajwanshi
@twinklerajwanshi Год назад
I am here for the first time but Man this is some fresh comedy in months👍🏻 All the best for your comedy career✨
@fahimseettha5625
@fahimseettha5625 10 месяцев назад
I recently came across your videos and honestly, you are nothing short of geniussss. Waiting for bigger things to happen to you. ❤️❤️ Love your works
@PeacePlease.
@PeacePlease. Год назад
I enjoyed it - Simple content with a unique perspectives added in. Keep at it. Greetings from the USA!!
@kabitamighty4389
@kabitamighty4389 Год назад
Marriage topic is so relatable for me as well.. haha can't help
@AnalExpedition
@AnalExpedition Год назад
Agreed, Same topic by a female comedian would be all about dick, pussy, asshole, fuckboys, blowjobs, cum, and periods
@thirst-t2653
@thirst-t2653 Год назад
It's more funny when Valentine's day ad comes between this Comedy StandUp....!!! But whatever u said ..I totally correlate...jis tarah humara generation relationship handle kartaa hain..hum sou guna akele hi acchhe...cheers up for all the happily Singles out there !!!
@fatburningkitchen5914
@fatburningkitchen5914 Год назад
One day you will be a famous comedian ❤️🔥
@aryakprasannan198
@aryakprasannan198 4 месяца назад
now I know 3 Ravis who are 30 and single, my quest is to collect all Ravis who are above 30 and not married and yall can make a gang of Ravis and start a Ravi matrimony
@iampbhatta
@iampbhatta Год назад
I like the end of it. Even the drug dealer got married. 😹😹😹
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
glad you stayed till the end!
@deviy9757
@deviy9757 Год назад
Paapam na
@snehasamrajyam2733
@snehasamrajyam2733 Год назад
Hey Ravi, the way you speak is really awesome, a true real hero you are, I like your confidence and attitude
@meenakshidharmam1512
@meenakshidharmam1512 Год назад
That is an educated chennai talk..
@kgsreenivas8464
@kgsreenivas8464 Год назад
Ravi !!! Brilliant! And so brilliantly understated - our own Escobar of Understatement! Looking forward to more...
@sunnysarkarwind
@sunnysarkarwind Год назад
The earlier video of yours was too deadly. I enjoyed it to the core. Sundar one.
@gaurav3940
@gaurav3940 Год назад
Good to see Sundar Pichai in this role
@ShwetaDas
@ShwetaDas 10 месяцев назад
woohoo, being a single woman in my 30s, relatable AF bruh 😅
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
Ok so if you've watched the video, thank you. If you're in Bengaluru, I'm doing my live show on Jan 6th at my favorite comedy club in Koramangala. All new material! Tickets will sell out soon so get them ASAP (link below). It's gonna be a killer night! Tickets: in.bookmyshow.com/events/ravi-rao-live-a-standup-comedy-solo-show/ET00372824
@JCN_
@JCN_ Год назад
best wishes frm Sri Lanka..
@ashnamohamed4219
@ashnamohamed4219 Год назад
Wow they all are using foul language
@sarangsharma5346
@sarangsharma5346 Год назад
Marriage for most men is the worst social deal ever in today's time
@VRC561
@VRC561 Год назад
Would pay to watch him perform. ! For ppl wondering why, yes! It's been over 2 years
@bokitoloski
@bokitoloski Год назад
Inching towards 30 and yes we get all those questions and also you look like Abhishek Bachchan Lite
@itseasy3586
@itseasy3586 Год назад
You have unique personality. I am sure you 'll make a great career in comedy. Keep going!!
@AnalExpedition
@AnalExpedition Год назад
Agreed, Same topic by a female comedian would be all about dick, pussy, asshole, fuckboys, blowjobs, cum, and periods
@sumitingle5131
@sumitingle5131 Год назад
Superb 😅😅😅✌️ You deserve more reach Bro 🙏
@luid9512
@luid9512 Год назад
It was hilarious. Enjoyed till the end!!
@manirambhattarai5672
@manirambhattarai5672 Год назад
By the way both married status and unmarried status have their own pros and cons. I decided to choose the pros and cons of remain single
@thedevilsown2010
@thedevilsown2010 Год назад
Keep killing it buddy boy!!!
@amiturkude1923
@amiturkude1923 Год назад
you are teh smartest comedian ever... i love your shows ...
@na_ira_
@na_ira_ Год назад
This was very relatable ! Had a good laugh.
@aditichandrasekar3279
@aditichandrasekar3279 Год назад
Awesome Ravi!! I can relate to this video totally. Wishing you a great career and super fun life. Which means: Don't get married!
@vinaysalve8009
@vinaysalve8009 Год назад
Was a fun time watching it. loved a lot.
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!
@sumaginger
@sumaginger Год назад
Is it really necessary to use dirty words in stand up comedy? can't you make people laugh with clean language?? I wonder...Or stand up comedians have decided that audience like/appreciate dirtly words??? Or are you people thinking using these kind of words COOL?? Not just you all of them. Very sad.
@manishagawadeartistandcura4342
@manishagawadeartistandcura4342 9 дней назад
Well said my dear! I loved the last bit when the wine and cigar were both not real and you asked us to share to make them so. Cool bruh! 😅
@abhisektiwari4545
@abhisektiwari4545 Год назад
Sundar Pichai you rock's here as well 😂
@nainsisarkar3690
@nainsisarkar3690 11 месяцев назад
It just wow! standup I watched it twice 😂😂
@sumetrashivashankar1078
@sumetrashivashankar1078 Год назад
Do you think " Real Wine and Cigar " are the REAL good things in life ?? I have already subscribed , So I have done
@bhavitakumari6547
@bhavitakumari6547 Год назад
Omg, paneer agent.. can so relate to that... We don't share our paneer wala's number with anyone too.
@kunalnichani1
@kunalnichani1 Год назад
Bhai ye he laga raha hai nazar.. double digit divorced friends ke liye kali zubaan aur buri nazar dono chahiye :D
@SajidaAliAwan-ww2vs
@SajidaAliAwan-ww2vs Год назад
I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to all dairy products,90% herbs, nutella, 60% fruits,except wheat, rice allergic to all grains, goat meat,red meat. I'm vegan because of medical conditions. But if you visit I'll cook for you whatever I eat. Things I said I'm allergic to I can't even touch them boils sours happen. Dr in hospital says to me: bibi Ayeshah apko kitni bari mna kiya koi ye chizan kha bhi rha ho uske pas nhi bethna apko kisny kaha fruits lemon cut karny ko. Apko malom honey ko sirf touch karny sy apki chamri(skin) burn hojati tu dur rha kro in chizon se".
@keshvabs4869
@keshvabs4869 8 месяцев назад
This video can be enjoyable for those who don't even entertain the idea of getting divorced, and perhaps some are even culprits. I would have enjoyed it if I hadn't gone through this phase. I invested all my efforts and time in an unfaithful woman. The strange thing is, my ex-wife shredded this video. I am in the process of recovering from mental, financial, and physical losses. Now I have to rewrite my story. Divorce is not funny; you will experience hell out of it. God bless you😊
@jyothi5563
@jyothi5563 Год назад
Relatable.... Married friends treat as we did huge mistake.. I'm not against marriage and understand no one is perfect... Let people live their life... Be independent
@dontexpectreply
@dontexpectreply Год назад
Using cuss words is becoming new cool stuff! But not to certain class of audience!!
@liviopalpacelli4247
@liviopalpacelli4247 Год назад
This really lights up my life. Thank you :)
@ADITYASHAHBINDASS
@ADITYASHAHBINDASS Год назад
Gr8 set bro..! Soft paneer to hard marriage
@SaipriyaViswanathan
@SaipriyaViswanathan Год назад
I happened to land here today. Totally enjoyed your set. Keep it going 😁
@ankitha3609
@ankitha3609 Год назад
I bet he's talking about beef
@chirantanx
@chirantanx Год назад
UNDERRATED!!!
@niveditamohanty8380
@niveditamohanty8380 Год назад
bro u r truely a genious..more n nore power to u❤❤❤
@angelkomal7525
@angelkomal7525 Год назад
Ohh this is an English stand up comedy ...I was thought its hindi ..its ok
@adityadutta2033
@adityadutta2033 Год назад
The topic is hilarious itself. I laughed and I agree with you... I am late 20s now.
@ray_of_hope4219
@ray_of_hope4219 Год назад
Grape juice is a grape juice in whatever form it is. Cheers.
@purplepebbles
@purplepebbles Год назад
Awesome!! One of the best, funny and relatable set I have heard..and it is a relief that humour can be without cuss words and profanity
@Rahwriteswords
@Rahwriteswords Год назад
Nice one! Subscribed, so you can afford the good things in life 😂❤
@ericasilver4229
@ericasilver4229 Год назад
Wish I had the guts to do something like this for a living... Finance is killing me and my soul, one spreadsheet at a time..
@brindacockburn4033
@brindacockburn4033 Год назад
Come to Atlanta!! Your humor is universal!!
@soumyashree123
@soumyashree123 Месяц назад
I can't even stop my laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@mohakmittal2702
@mohakmittal2702 5 месяцев назад
What is Zomato then? Which gender..🤪
@ahallekatti
@ahallekatti Год назад
Simply interesting and humorous ofc 😊
@PP2023i
@PP2023i Год назад
He looks like , Brother of Nivedita Prakasam , ....From the Fake Accent video !!
@aniketdalui4431
@aniketdalui4431 Год назад
Grt content
@sumetrashivashankar1078
@sumetrashivashankar1078 Год назад
"" I' ll Wait , ...... Give it two years "" 😂 😈
@arpitapaul5
@arpitapaul5 Год назад
Effortless.. great job
@supritgiradkar572
@supritgiradkar572 3 месяца назад
You got subscribe for this 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@rishikeshramjilal
@rishikeshramjilal Год назад
यह तो कुछ भी नहीं है मैरिड कपल आपको यह भी बताते हैं कि तौलिया का उल्टा साइड भी होता है और उस तरफ से मुंह साफ नहीं करना चाहिए, यह मैनर है
@gauravmall8956
@gauravmall8956 Год назад
Loved it man 🔥
@diptidutta9049
@diptidutta9049 Год назад
That transition of the dealer is just hilarious
@madhumitha4224
@madhumitha4224 Год назад
Assigning gender to Android apps 🤣🤣😂
@aleenabosco9602
@aleenabosco9602 Год назад
I'm glad I came across your channel you are hilarious
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!
@sumetrashivashankar1078
@sumetrashivashankar1078 Год назад
"" The drug dealer , got married , ..... became a Paneer Dealer "" ..... 😂 loved it !!
@SakshiG157
@SakshiG157 Год назад
Literally mst yr🤩😂🤣
@beingpanda4010
@beingpanda4010 Год назад
That's really good seriously
@amitdaswani6922
@amitdaswani6922 Год назад
Ravi..good luck in your quest for being human and being the next Salman khan....maybe marraige @ 70????
@maheshreddykathemreddi
@maheshreddykathemreddi 2 месяца назад
Genders to android apps 😂
@Xebusy
@Xebusy Год назад
are.. Sundar pichai ji
@vinitas1221
@vinitas1221 Год назад
Wonderful!!! Enjoyed thoroughly.
@starducks698
@starducks698 Год назад
my dad is so sexist he thinks SWIGGY is female...LOL
@chantefleurtheincredulous9360
When the drug dealer got married I hit the like button. 🤣🤣
@ravirao31
@ravirao31 Год назад
glad you stayed till the end buddy
@madhurashewatkar2321
@madhurashewatkar2321 Год назад
That panner dealer joke is too gooddd
@D.Bhanusree
@D.Bhanusree 10 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its really crazy funny Mr. Ravi❤👏👏👏👏👏 totally enjoyed ur show, couldn't stop laughing for long 😂😂, Keep gng boy, good luck, keep entertaining us😍😘
@Siddh-o2p
@Siddh-o2p 10 месяцев назад
Comedy is nice your so funny
@radhyka1
@radhyka1 Год назад
Thanks for the entertainment Ravi, I did enjoy your stant-up act:) hope you are dringking a nice Pinot Noir and smoking a real Cuban Cigar, b'cos anything less is really not worth it since Life is short, so "Live Free or Die"! (New Hampshire State Motto)! 🤣😂😆😁
@SunilMehtanim1
@SunilMehtanim1 Год назад
Weak towards the latter part
@sailusailacs
@sailusailacs Год назад
No way bro.... If we support u , u gonna change ur healthy ( grape juice n cigar prop) with unhealthy wine and real cigar😱😱😱 Just kidding 😊.... Nice show👍
@HornOkay
@HornOkay Год назад
Fun fact - People who can’t find a real life partners despite their best attempts love his jokes the most.😂😂 Become rich before saying money can’t buy happiness… similarly get married before saying 😂😂
@sakshisrivastava950
@sakshisrivastava950 Год назад
You are too funny!
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