a guy was talking about how beyblades were used throughout history for miracles or some shit, and they were showing a picture of moses parting the sea with a beyblade photoshopped in
You know you've found somebody special when you can watch shit movies with them. A few years ago I had a girl in my apartment and we watched The Room. She never spoke to me again. It was worth it.
Pat said "Emoji Shuffle" and i slammed my head into the wall behind me because i recoiled my head in cringe without thinking. My head throbs and there is a visible dent in my wall.
Crazy Talk Requiem: Pat successfully becomes so wrong that the universe itself becomes wrong. This drags all nearby [Stand] users into the Shat Pants, a world where Pat is always *right* because the world itself is always wrong. Victims usually shoot themselves.
The word and explanation of "Emoji Shuffle" has etched a face that can only be described as abhorrent, which isn't showing a sign of leaving my face. So this is what gargoyles feel like during the day.
It smacks to me of a teacher who's on the verge of giving up. Not the movie writers, mind. I can absolutely see a teacher making that comparison. But it's a guy who's approaching the end of his rope and is desperately trying to get the class to engage again.
Oh God! Why does that bit about the hieroglyphics hurt so bad? I can't comprehend the complex emotions that gives me.All I know is that it feels super bad, you guys.
XxCalypsoxX616, I felt offended for my ancestors when I first heard about that. It felt like a reverse assassins creed situation, in which my ancestors were looking into my life, and I still some how felt their pain.
I want Pat to see "Transformers Last Knight" and walk us through it like this, man is that a trash fire. I went with two friends to see it, because we wanted to see the fire, and we were blown away by how bad the fire was.
Most likely, the film would have been vastly improved if as soon as we saw Merlin the Magician, walking to the cave where the Transformers in King Arthur Era were hiding, it just cut to credits. So basically like, I don't know, less than 15 minutes of medieval fighting with zero Transformers, then cut to credits: Better film. Maybe for the end credit scene, we get Anthony Hopkins flipping through the air in front of Stonehenge.
"Hey Genndy Tartakovsky wants to make a Popeye Movie" Sony: NO, FUCK THAT SHIT "Hey Lauren Faust wants to make a movie based on Medusa" Sony: BUT WHERE ARE THE EMOJIS THO?
I have an idea. How about a movie about Sony's rise and fall in the animation industry. Go back to their roots as a shitty electronic manufacturer all the way up to when they got crucified by EVERYONE. Vin Diesel can play everyone. Just put him in blackface and a mustache and, BOOM! *magic*
This is one of the podcasts where you have to go and watch the stream to fully grasp how much disgust and cringe was being experienced during the discussion. The look on Woolie's face amidst his disgust while trying to make a funny refrain @ 18:38 is priceless.
nikko validor coming 2019, a raunchy comedy from the makers of Sausage Party, starring Adam Sandler's empty husk and produced by Seth Rogan's weed dealer: EGGPLANT
QUESTION, didn't twitter at one point alter their logo to be a rainbow in support of gay rights? because that's in there as an example of what you're not allowed to do with their logo. so, twitter are a bunch of hypocrites?
Saw it last weekend. I know Pat stated it, but it's as subtle as a Nuke, that the executives wanted the Emoji shuffle to be the next Harlem Shake/next Gangam Style
You know what would have been a bold thing to do for this movie? If the real goal turned out to be turning the phone off and getting the kid to _directly_ talk to his crush. The emoji characters would realize that while their existence is cool and hip and all that, their continued existence is causing their phone's owner to turn off and tune out the real world around him like so many of his friends and forget how to actually socialize with people, and they would all realize this and just get the phone to either shut off or be irreversibly damaged.
TheGrayMysterious that would imply that the writers and executives don’t think that children are stupid and that they can’t handle any story that has depth and are entertained by a fart
Also known as 'The Segment where Pat, someone who has had the gall to call other people's tastes shit, goes on the record saying that he actively hopes the industry becomes saturated with unentertaining barely watchable crap because that's what he likes.'
I mean, if that was your takeaway, more power to you. But when someone says "It has been the general opinion that the reason this movie has been successful is because of everyone wanting to see the trash fire. But I'm cool with that because I want to see another absolute, brand-infested trash fire." there just doesn't really seem to be a lot of wiggle room in terms of interpretation.
I can't help but wonder what the reaction of the producers or the directors would be if they sat next to a kid while they watched this and the kid didn't laugh at all. Would it be more on the salty side, like with TJ Miller and the whole rambling he did on twitter , or would it be more of a "you're watching it, so I already won"?
Jeremy Garner imagine being that guy and getting salty over people hating your shitty movie, either they told him to get angry or he genuinely believes it’s a good movie, quite frankly i don’t know which is sadder
tailedgates9 i work at a school and some of the teachers were showing it to the kids and they were cheering and laughing. Poor unfortunate little bastards.
I'm typing this in the drive-thru, but man, holy shit, when even little kids are not giving a shit to even laugh at the lowest common denominator jokes, you KNOW you've got a shitty kids movie.
So weird, I listened to this while I was driving in the middle of nowhere at work and whenever I listen to it again, I remember all the country roads to nothing.
Hearing Woolie show sympathy for TJ Miller *now* is a smidge awkward. Gonna be less and less embarrassing for him as time goes on, and more like karmic justice.
