Scammer Offers a Free Back Brace, Will Tell My Doctor to Write a Prescription (East Motion Pharmacy) 

I receive scam phone calls every day. While my improv skills are weak, I try to waste their time anyway.
East Motion Pharmacy is a relatively new one to me, but it's the same old scam where they want to bill Medicare for medical equipment you don't need. And even if this was a legitimate business transaction, it's backwards. It's like a car dealership selling you a new automobile with the promise of asking the DMV to give you a license.
Borrowed a brief clip from Spongebob Squarepants.