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They aren't completely fluent in English so it's more difficult to say such things in a way that doesn't sound inappropriately intimate.

Still disgusting how they try to ingratiate themselves with their victims

Or vomit

@Pixies Ostrich Duster Wtf is a coding club?

They ALWAYS follow statements like that up with “And you sound so young too. How old are you?”

_Checkmate atheists_

I'm your 52nd like.

Electric Soup thanks!!!!!

goes to show what vigorous education they have to go through to become an elite in technology

[Immediately looks it up]*

And the name of that goldfish is dog

Meeses Pieces right!!!

Vait a moment.. ☝️🤔🤔

I'm addicted now

Meeses Pieces same

DJ Doble U i sing this as soon as his videos begin 😂 and subconsciously when I’m alone too!!

Ah! Like Barbie and Ken? I missed that! Brilliant!

"Your name is Barbie Doll" "Barbie Ken Doll" "okay"

He is a true genius! It doesn't surprise me that he came up with that so fast.

Ive seen him use that name elsewhere too though. But still he has the art of baiting perfected wont deny that!

Embarrassed to say I missed that...good catch...but yes, he is VASTLY quicker thinking on his feet than most all comedians, at least most of the ones I've seen in situations where nothing is written for them and they have to make normal interchange funny. One thing that kills me with this guy is he goes off on tangents that are SOOO freakin' random, and usually very funny. His one word quips are often the best.

Maybe that's why he doesnt have a real job

@@glennhefel I mean yea thats a good indicator that hes stupid but ive had a few jobs and im not sure theres a whole lot of jobs that arent available to u if you cant tell them how many weeks are in a year

I'm sorry but when would you even have to know this

He probably pretended not to know to just to let the victim feel smarter. Like when you ask a kid "who was the first president?" It's obvious but you can pretend to be enlightened when they answer correctly to boost their ego.

Because indian

@maria p, i dieddd first time i heard the screams of the children lmaooo N, still lol!when he does it..n this is about my 50th vid i watched of Kit's in last few weeks. so serioulsy addicted to his vids haaaaa xojodia, G's mom, NE Boston, Massachusetts

Jay Amen he’s hysterical. I know he has a hard time keeping it together but I wouldn’t be able to. I’d be hysterically laughing if I tried this.

Good thing you are having trouble peeing

I did (but thnkfully, I was watching this video in the right place)

That's just your IP address saying hello ma'am

"SLAAAAYMES!"

Ok Barbie doll

🤣🤣

I answer phones for my job. And I’m legit like “this is Jeff how may I help” person on the other line “hey Justin”

Cold FLAAMEZZ!

David Gustavsson good one, or secret mission

@@evelynrodriguez8652 "they call it an operation, but the way he explained it, sounded like an old-fashioned CIA backed coup to me"

*Pakistan has entered the chat*

PLEASEEEEEE DO THIS

You sir are a fucking genius

Really? Right Infront of my salad?

I was eating candy and it went into my nose 👃

it was a nice touch

That would hospitalize you, liar

lol I totally get you. I'm not a tech expert (yet) but I know my way around the pc, and they often ask me how to do tech stuff, and I will admit that sometimes it's annoying (if they ask me stuff I've already explained), but I'm happy to help them so they don't get scammed

How is that a benefit?

@@bojohannesen4352 it's a benefit because your family holds you in such high regard to tech related knowledge that it give you so much more control and in situations like this they'll come to you first for you to stop them. Did you not read my comment?

@@coolunusual Did you not read my question?

@@bojohannesen4352 Literally my question to you. Did you read my initial comment? How are you questioning your family trusting you, the clearly more knowledgeable one to prevent them from potentially getting scammed as a benefit?

After this he could have a career on radio. He is extremely talented!

LOL This is my favorite video by far

He must have a lot of experience talking with his grandparents! LOL

Katie Giles nope. Single

@Katie Giles Geography much?

We already accept tons of other EULAs and shit, why not?

Not laughing

@@jdmnissan not funny didnt laugh

@@pee-bot not laugh, didn't funny

@@jdmnissan not laughing, did not funny

And "Competer"

And compromise...in a very distinguish indian accent..lol

And “Apolocheese”

Wirus

Wait a moment is mine🤣😜😂😆😅

I'd buy that😂

He knows it's flat, just as he knows these guys are scammers

I would definitely buy that

Hahaha, me too!!

Have to start with WHAT tho😂😂😂😂 "What on God's green flat earth"😂😂😂😂

IRLrosie y’all should do a collab!!!

Rip

Lmao right

SOOOOO FUNNY! "Oh and the mailman comes inside from time to time." "Hmmmmm..."

I love both of your channels!

I never get these calls!

Same

I once got one to hang up on me by offering him a blank check and any number he wanted on it, I'll buy everything your selling!

Have you seen his longer time wastes with these guys? 36 hours. Roflmao.

52 minutes ... same as number of weeks in a year... same as number of letters in the alphabet, lower case and upper case ... coincidence? I think, ... not!

Because indian

Or they threaten you or your family

@@KL005 not all Indians are bad

@@Venomousnack but these ones sure are lol

@@KL005 holy shit man do you just have that permanently copied to your clipboard, you comment that on so many comments lol jesus you're more dedicated than some of these scammers

Someoe with mixing software and skills should make a full remix song out of that. Hell, i would pay money for that!

Shockingly to many,that statement is true. Earth is Gods,and its flat.

I know, right?! I can’t believe some people actually believe the Earth is green nowadays.

That's the point 😂

And the mumbling when reading things "on screen"

@888 777 Whose ass we talkin' bout now??

Yeah, kit is quick on his feet. Solid improv.

jadereptiles no shit, it was an observation

No, he sounds like a miner.

No, he sounds like a migrant

Smooth smooth hitting up on the grannies XD

Right

To be fair most of his content is IRS and refund scams, so his chat meant in the context of that

Take proper rest, eat well and stay safe.

@@dee_gee Thank you, I've taken precautions

@@dee_gee Take a glass of water 😂

@@snooganslestat2030I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣

@@NurseSnow2U I love all the random things they say & the way they pronounce things like asking if you have a piece of pepper & a pen lmao.

HELLLLOOOO

John Miller that’s awesome you’re showing her them

@@joshuabardon9992 she's very sharp mentally...she thinks it's funny when they're like "you want me to lose my job"?...she's like "yeah, I do...if you worked for me and by accidentally gave someone a couple thousand bucks...you'd lose your job!" She's funny.

i need to show these to my Grandma and Grandpa! i bet they are gonna love them!

must be nice to be able to share stuff like this with parents.. mine never bothered to learn English, although my father watches all the time cheap Sci-Fi movies, and others...

I thought you would be having a cat

5:55....and sometimes the mailman, he comes in sometimes.... Scammer: hmmm I died!

The mailman always knocks twice

@@hotcookiesnana Postman

@@Blackdawn98 yes! That's what I came here for. I went back over that a couple of times. Hmm...lol

😂😂😂😂😂

@@mayomenace2636 ?

They should have there phone no. private

They should be in assisted living

TEK NEE SHUN

This guy is good. He would have a lot of actual old ladies trusting him for sure

"Our battle will be legendary!"

Release the Kraken!!!!!

Why on God's green flat Earth would she do that!?!?

@@brandonrutkowski6775 Her daughter said she read it in Us Weekly Magazine!

@@cjjohnson1821 Yeah, I think I read that one. It's where they had the IP's and the stool samples.

😭😭😭😭😭

@stricltyz Euros you ruined it

they're greedy and have no morals, they don't think of western people as equal as them

Right?!?

I started to read this as it got to this and when I looked back at the video he was smirking lol

Dude I was listening while reading comments and it was in sync here xD

He doesn't know

@Joe A. 25 is 52 backwards! I swear this gets funnier and funnier every time!

Weepian

Sponsored by NordVPN? XD

@@Cleruian Nord weepian

A wee peen

Same issues with you 🤔

@@TheRohnjackson ...

at 83, she "kept it up" for 1:53:00 ! … so if you take the one hour and subtract it from 53, that give you 52 ! also how many cards in a deck... Edna is a PLAYaaaah !

@@ibrahimbaghdadi4995 no

@@TheRohnjackson dude, what did you say, again??

“New phone who dis?” Gets me every time

She mooned them

@@LadyHeathen82 wish my grandma moons me :'(

@@xslite300 that's hot

IKR hilarious! 😆

Lady Heathen MyHeartBurnsThereToo No, she brought the shotgun. Again.

Did you notice that he talked the ears off of "kevin" so bad that he gave up right away and had to find "James" again lol! "Ohhhh your from my doctor" he litterally didnt get another word in after that lol

iPee Address :)))

Matt Brown ☆ Thank God & Little Green Bananas it wasn't a Stool Sample!

LMFAO the way he rambles on incoherent stories is the funniest thing and the scammer is like getting a headache from it

Hahahahhahahah

Wat? 🙄😂🤣😂🤣

Joel A that’s the move of a genius. I honestly think to myself when they say don’t! Touch! The Computer!, they truly mean to say don’t touch the computer so that way I can mess it up and do whatever I want.

Chloe Flores I want to do is act like a hacker is on my computer and start typing in that I just hacked into your computer and I’m in full control now I have changed your password and you need to get me gift cards. I can see you talking on the phone hang up now.

@@chloeflores8683 😂😂😂😂😂

Are you trying to get oversmart?

"I didn't reach inside, remove the CPU cooler, and stroke the processor chip"

Why is it a big deal he didn’t get the email address? I’ve been watching these videos for 2 days and I’ve seen the other scammers ask for an email but skip right over it when one isn’t provided. This guy went eye twitch unhinged. Why does it matter? Don’t they usually just say go to your online banking and that’s the real scam?

@@dandelion12522 Scammers usually also make a side profit by selling your information on to third parties - like email addresses and other more personal information. So maybe he didn't want to lose that extra cash. Or he was a newbie, and was trying to follow the script to the letter.

@@dandelion12522 If you ever go to a dealership, or meet with other professional salesmen, you'll find yourself signing estimates and all kinds of other pieces of paper. Doing so is _seemingly_ benign, but it's a sales tactic. It gets you used to signing things, so that when the big one comes out, it's not so difficult to sign. The same goes here... If they know they're going to have trouble with you giving more personal information, they'll start with simple things to get you comfortable with giving them info.

@@JosephDalrymple That kind of manipulative behavior makes me very uncomfortable. I don't know how those people (car sales or scammers) live with themselves. Thanks, Edward Bernays.

Targeting. He's not going to try to deal with her one time and move on. They want to target her in multiple scams and get as much information on her as possible for identify fraud. Getting her email is the next obvious step. Finding an old lady struggling with dementia, they are sharks that smell blood in the water.

And the Holy Spirit.

It's like a sitcom

JW Suicides ☆ A Fish named "Dog"

paradigm respawn what are you talking about?

@@silvias7319 The olds lady had a fish named dog and when she fed dog the food just fell on its heads xD

37 + 17 - 2 = 52 😮

The other % doesn't exist

And 9001% of statistics can be used to try and manipulate you into thinking in a specific direction.

Don't forget her BYE!

New phon who dis

*HHwwwaaattt?!

And her “honey”

Thank you for time stamping that. Was so fucking funny.

That part made me spit my food out it was so fucking funny!! I'd read the comment first but it was so much funnier in person hearing it from her was hilarious these videos are the funniest thing ever.

This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yay for timestamps! I thought I was the only one that used them 😂❤️

I laughed so hard at that! 🤣🤣🤣

I am having a horrible horrible day and "parley" make me crack a laugh that surprised the hell out of me. Gold/beef bouillon/buillon gave me a followup chuckle.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"and sometimes the mailman" bruh 😂

😏

Fixation doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

I love you, please think I'm your friend so I can exploit you for your money.

the most affection i've gotten in years

Omg I know you from Amberverse

Sara Forney Hey, gorl! 😘😘😘

I saw that too that was great lol

Love when he does that to them

I lost it when he said that, lol

15:35

aminthemar Thanks for the time stamp, so much easier.

That's my favourite line. I'm sending the cops to your address right now. BTW, do you care to share your address please.

Lol right

Edna is a sweetheart ♥

SnobbyLion team Edna for life! 👵🏼🥃

Edna is apparently an epic gamer as well. I caught one of his streams playing Apex Legends as her. 🤣

norweeg that’s awesome!!!!

nice one for the translation bud, have a good day.

He is

@@macssimpson183 I doubt this person translated anything, I bet they guessed it 😂 you can't properly hear what he's saying

@@SvobodovaEva well since my mother is Hindi and my father is American, I grew up for 14 years in India. Little province outside of Bangladesh called Fatulla. It is just Southeast of Dhaka region. But you're right. I grew up speaking the language even learned Tamil decent enough. I had to learn American English as ESL. So yes I know not the language I was taught from birth. How did you ever guess?? You caught me. मैं मूल रूप से भारत से हूं और कुछ तमिल भी बोलता हूं . जो आप नहीं समझते उससे नफरत मत करो। टूटी हुई घडी भी दिन में दो बार सही समय पर होती है। But yes, I do t know the language or speak or write it. I just guess with amazing accurately

@@strangeandwonderful247 In that case, sorry, it's super common that people translate what the scammers say and you get 20 different translations from 20 different people, because they're all bluffing.

Has *52 goldfish*

Acting skills second to none. And 52 years ago Che gavara was captured (almost to the day) . Granny doesn't like communists

I don't think they are playing 52 pickup, because I don't think they are playing with a full deck...

Kit, I'm probably one of your oldest....and biggest.....fans! Your growth as an entertainer is off the charts, friend. I also love how you keep things wholesome. On your side of the convo, at least. Keep on fighting the good fight. The world needs ya!

ummmm, could you do me a favor and ♫ just wait a moment! ♫

@unitenotdivide 😂😂😂

*WHAT IS THAT PLEASE EXPLAIN*

@@theenzoferrari458 are you talking about syakeying or group policies or what do you wanna know?

you can just go to the system32 folder and rename syskey.exe to anything else and when they look for syskey they won't find it and they will be too dumb to go to that system32 folder

@@anthonybf2 Exactly. I love renaming files. I'd give my seat in hell to see the look on their face when they type syskey into the cmd window and it comes back "syskey is not recognized."

no exactly. too many people focus on their ethnicity

Put a shut on your mouth

Im glad someone said it cuz this has nothing to do with indians in general. There are scammers everywhere anyway.

He makes fun of their grammar all the time, and it’s hilarious.

28:12 - Apart from this moment

Jocelyn Williams awwwwww you mean "she" . Maybe. No. Yes. I don't know????! Xx

Right! He does it so well, it sounds legit like a grandma and her stories hab

Grandpa Simpson style

Because indian

@@KL005 you sir are interesting.... racist, but interesting

Tyufve ...what?

@@KL005 you have 1k plus comments on this channel and all you do is make racist remarks I hope you go to therapy someday and i hope you get better and get a direction in your life

@@LAM_G80085 jfc, you’re right. What a sad, ignorant existence they must live.

Yeah that was awesome!

Kentoll

Whats up fellow oregonian...

It's Kendoll

Barbie and Ken.....Doll👬

Edna is ❤

She makes me miss my grandma 😭😂

She protecc, she attacc, she provide anti-hacc

I love her ramblings, 😂

Lol, didn't Kit name this one Barbara "Barbie" Kendall though? The scammer called her Barbie Doll all creepy like too.

🤣🤣🤣

I was so ded 🤣🤣

And occasionally the mail man comes in

I just like it when you can see his eyebrows arch over his sun glasses

@@sjshshehe7893 lmao same

Bethany Scobbie that was funny.

@@SuperCarcher it certainly made me smile .. especially with how smooth he did it .. if on the other end of that call ; you would have thought there was a mature lady making a lil mistake lol so cool

This is Kevin, a senior technition

Kitboga was on CBC Marketplace. I'm surprised he's not plugging that here. Busting Tech Support Scammers.

Art7220 what video was he in??

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