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CJ and Mahalik battle it out with their paradoxical arguments.

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@Jefstito
@Jefstito Месяц назад
I love that Kevin Hart’s character first defends his position very passionately, but the moment he realizes his friend is right he immediately accepts it and gives him props.
@ishmaelprimeaux3564
@ishmaelprimeaux3564 Месяц назад
"But just because he's right doesn't make YOU wrong! And if you're right. ...
@ChaseThePinballWizard
@ChaseThePinballWizard Месяц назад
most people should be like that
@paul_warner
@paul_warner Месяц назад
That's some plausible shit right there
@MrSuperTeenGohan
@MrSuperTeenGohan Месяц назад
​@@ChaseThePinballWizard Yup. When people disagree, they should argue with the intent of reaching an agreement. Meaning keeping an open mind to the posibility that either party (maybe even both) might end up changing their stance on the topic. The goal is to resolve the conflicting stances. But unfortunately, most people argue only with the goal of convincing their "enemy" to change their mind. It's sad, discussion and arguing can be a great productive tool. But the selfcentered approach just ruins it
@ChaseThePinballWizard
@ChaseThePinballWizard 29 дней назад
@@MrSuperTeenGohan like the OG Mike Muir kinda said: Before anyone even goes to argue with you they have already made up their mind.
@gavinlamp5426
@gavinlamp5426 3 года назад
"You can't go to bed dead, that shit would be redundant!" I swear to God, this movie is now a classic.
@chompchompnomnom4256
@chompchompnomnom4256 Год назад
Great when it came out. Still awesome
@mister_mozzarella
@mister_mozzarella 3 месяца назад
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CLASSIC AND WILL BE FOREVERMORE
@SoloDolo-ut6kr
@SoloDolo-ut6kr Месяц назад
How the hell you turn missing
@DWADEDABEST243
@DWADEDABEST243 Месяц назад
Is now a classic? It’s been a classic 🤡
@ragg9585
@ragg9585 Месяц назад
It went to bed a classic
@elcholito587
@elcholito587 4 года назад
The writer of the lauded HBO series Chernobyl co-wrote these scenes.
@bonecold4387
@bonecold4387 9 месяцев назад
Craig Mazin?
@chompchompnomnom4256
@chompchompnomnom4256 8 месяцев назад
​@@bonecold4387yes
@bonecold4387
@bonecold4387 8 месяцев назад
@@chompchompnomnom4256 he did a great job co-producing The Last of Us as well.
@SamiJuntunen1
@SamiJuntunen1 Месяц назад
I'm seeing a pattern here allthough in reserve order.
@devarmont87
@devarmont87 Месяц назад
I had to google "lauded" 😮 And I am glad i did, because that HBO series was so good I watched it twice and told allt family and coworkers
@BradS3788
@BradS3788 Год назад
"That's some quantum shit!" 🤣🤣🤣
@gagansingh9622
@gagansingh9622 9 дней назад
literally every marvel movie ever when they cant explain the plot
@shaunvalentines4252
@shaunvalentines4252 2 года назад
I don’t care what ppl say Kevin heart killed this shit 😭
@Bonesince1997
@Bonesince1997 2 года назад
I always think of this movie, and in particular the wake up dead scene, when I think of some of his best work. Central Intelligence was a great buddy comedy, also.
@ladb9145
@ladb9145 2 года назад
Hart*
@seferino
@seferino Год назад
" the hell it is "
@akmal94ibrahim
@akmal94ibrahim Месяц назад
This is the closest american comedy has gotten to Monthy Python and the Holy Grail's swallow carrying coconut debate or the system of governance debate.
@LoneStarVII
@LoneStarVII Месяц назад
At least up to his second special and everything else he did he was legit funny.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад
"'Cause nobody knows where you _are_ when they realize you ain't _there!"_ You just blew my _mind_ with that.
@srinath6247
@srinath6247 Год назад
"No man! You can't appear and disappear at the same time. That bitch ain't David Copperfield"😂😂😂
@SaavMagician
@SaavMagician Месяц назад
"The next morning, she turned up missing" had me rolling 😭🤣
@Khwerz
@Khwerz Месяц назад
I think Kevin Hart has a point here. If anything, she didn't turn up. That's why she missing!
@sayanbiswas7364
@sayanbiswas7364 Месяц назад
Unless she’s a zombie. Then she turned up as a zombie, but she’s also missing.
@mcbdllc2848
@mcbdllc2848 21 день назад
How do you turn up missing? 😂
@MMUTG3R
@MMUTG3R 14 дней назад
"da bi**h ain't David Copperfield!"
@JarrettMazza
@JarrettMazza 3 года назад
“My aunt Shaniqua live over there.”
@Bonesince1997
@Bonesince1997 2 года назад
I never seen a mouse outside the house lol
@damfriedchicken9159
@damfriedchicken9159 2 года назад
But that bish got evicted lmao telling all his business
@Da-Iceman.
@Da-Iceman. 2 года назад
But now she lives over here.
@BradS3788
@BradS3788 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@withjermaine
@withjermaine Месяц назад
@@damfriedchicken9159😂😂😂
@ryans413
@ryans413 2 года назад
Anthony Anderson and Kevin Hart made me laugh so much in these movies
@TrateMusic
@TrateMusic 2 месяца назад
I think these were both their best roles
@RikuVA
@RikuVA Месяц назад
I can solidly say they were some of the best parts of 3 and 4
@greenrobot5
@greenrobot5 21 день назад
They were there to replace Shawn and Marlon, let's be real they weren't as funny as them, but they did a good job
@iamkablam8096
@iamkablam8096 4 месяца назад
I saw a comedian crack a joke about how Kevin Hart just appeared one day and was famous. I immediately thought of these movies when he said that. Kevin Hart’s been around for a while lol.
@jonathanpqsi
@jonathanpqsi Месяц назад
20 year overnight success
@Kirokill1
@Kirokill1 25 дней назад
I’m so happy for him.
@dannigro8794
@dannigro8794 24 дня назад
Well, that’s like a lot of actors they’re just background and then they star in something and then they blow up. Zach Galifianakis was another one.
@iamkablam8096
@iamkablam8096 24 дня назад
@@dannigro8794 I was just thinking about him cause I recently rewatched Bubble Boy and he was in it, as a bus station booth operator lol
@superdrewster98
@superdrewster98 4 года назад
That's some plausible shit right there
@Bonesince1997
@Bonesince1997 3 года назад
I'm thinking it's legit
@d-247infantry9
@d-247infantry9 3 года назад
Lmao these scenes will never get old
@tianadeshields4125
@tianadeshields4125 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@bluelocimon
@bluelocimon Месяц назад
Except for the MySpace comment
@RameshKumar-mv3jd
@RameshKumar-mv3jd Месяц назад
“You might’ve just made a fact just now” 😂
@BCEspinoza
@BCEspinoza Год назад
What I want to know is how LaShonda, the neighbor, is able tell Mahalik about the zombie in her trash the other day if she turned up missing after the next morning? I need answers!
@ashleylapsley3294
@ashleylapsley3294 11 месяцев назад
I peeped that 😂😂😂
@joestevenson5568
@joestevenson5568 9 месяцев назад
Well she turned up
@djg9055
@djg9055 8 месяцев назад
Maybe she told him that night 🤷🏽‍♂️
@OverRule1
@OverRule1 3 месяца назад
He said "The other day" so she would have went the next day normal talking about it before turning up missing the following morning
@7RIXXX
@7RIXXX Месяц назад
@@OverRule1unless u a zombie
@H8RSAPPRECIATE
@H8RSAPPRECIATE 4 года назад
When he said MySpace I was dead asf 😂😂😂🤣
@allstar5901
@allstar5901 4 года назад
Yes omg I died 💀. So serious 🤦💀
@DavidLee-id3lf
@DavidLee-id3lf 3 года назад
Just like Myspace is
@BoredomandVanity
@BoredomandVanity Год назад
MySpace: the original social media
@H8RSAPPRECIATE
@H8RSAPPRECIATE Год назад
Lmao I remember there were a lot of weird people on MySpace
@littleaqua32
@littleaqua32 Год назад
So you’re a zombie now?
@YoungIroh
@YoungIroh Месяц назад
Before we had memes we just used to yell scary movie quotes at each other. "What if we stop livin over here, and move over there"
@daveswinburne7946
@daveswinburne7946 6 дней назад
"Use my strong hand!". [it may actually be a misquote, as he doesn't actually say that, but I guess it's paraphrasing. 😉 ]
@chiyo-chanholocaust8143
@chiyo-chanholocaust8143 Месяц назад
"You're telling me, you can appear and disappear at the same time?" So stupid 😂😂😂
@damnguen1726
@damnguen1726 Месяц назад
That is quantum shit right there :v
@joaofranco9751
@joaofranco9751 Месяц назад
​@@damnguen1726definitely that's some Heisenberg shit idk
@HanifCarroll
@HanifCarroll 10 дней назад
I love that at 0:58 the guy makes a face like "Oh, damn, that's a good point." Then goes right to "Wait, this isn't what we came here for." 😂
@Esparza55
@Esparza55 6 месяцев назад
“ Quantum shit! you stay dropping out!” 😂😂😂
@Alezey574
@Alezey574 Месяц назад
I didn't understand what he meant there, but it sounded funny af 😂😂😂
@mso2013
@mso2013 Месяц назад
​@@Alezey574it is a play on "keep studying" but he is a dropout.
@Alezey574
@Alezey574 Месяц назад
@@mso2013 ahaa. Thanks man
@blackwaterpictures876
@blackwaterpictures876 19 дней назад
“you stay dropping knowledge”
@Russ49232
@Russ49232 2 года назад
Kevin Hart has best "Damn's" in the world.
@egeerdem8272
@egeerdem8272 Месяц назад
don cheadle 👀
@praveenprabhu3369
@praveenprabhu3369 Месяц назад
Chris tucker
@evandropba90
@evandropba90 Месяц назад
Cindy lifting CJ at the end!! LOL!!
@Kcirddor
@Kcirddor Год назад
This argument lives rent free in my head ever since I was little :53
@taegotkash
@taegotkash Месяц назад
0:53 proper timestamp
@Ic3h0rnEt14
@Ic3h0rnEt14 20 дней назад
Don’t know why the combination of the hood accent and intelligent conversations is comedy gold. Reminds me of the kids from Me, Myself & Irene
@itatertot2299
@itatertot2299 2 года назад
I have that whole second scene memorized. My favorite part in the movie.
@allenwright9489
@allenwright9489 Год назад
“The bitch ain’t David Copperfield”. 😂😂😂
@ftlbaby
@ftlbaby 11 дней назад
Nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there
@damfriedchicken9159
@damfriedchicken9159 2 года назад
Man if only y’all knew how often me and my friends would reenact this scene haha
@someguy13
@someguy13 8 месяцев назад
Does anyone care tho?
@JonathanGray_UK
@JonathanGray_UK 8 месяцев назад
i do@@someguy13
@ignaciobwayne
@ignaciobwayne 6 месяцев назад
​@@someguy13I do
@mranderson9813
@mranderson9813 6 месяцев назад
I need better friends lol
@JCook1700
@JCook1700 4 месяца назад
@@someguy13I care actually
@cynicthehedgehog385
@cynicthehedgehog385 28 дней назад
If you didn't know people like this in 2004 then you weren't living
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 2 года назад
That ending was cut perfectly. Lmao
@martymcfly5528
@martymcfly5528 2 года назад
This is some really great writing.
@howiethao277
@howiethao277 Месяц назад
I quote from these specific scenes way too much. I love it when someone gets the reference
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw 6 месяцев назад
The reason why Jackei Chan was always confused in the Rush Hour movies 🤣🤣
@derekfurst6233
@derekfurst6233 Месяц назад
Kevin Hart wasn't in rush hour. That's Chris tucker
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw Месяц назад
@@derekfurst6233 wow. I'm talking about the confusion on how other non american feels. DumbAss
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw
@DragonSlayer-fq3xw Месяц назад
@@derekfurst6233 who said kevin hart was in rush hour. I'm talking about how we,the non American got confused on your English.i.e. American english. Dumbass.
@blackknight6768
@blackknight6768 27 дней назад
@@derekfurst6233I think he means the way they’d talk.
@Serpent947
@Serpent947 9 месяцев назад
“That’s some quantum shit right there” 😂
@TheWorldMemeDatabase
@TheWorldMemeDatabase Год назад
It went from 90th street to 120th street real quick
@Leozar
@Leozar 4 года назад
1:03 best part jajajaja
@DubEmerson
@DubEmerson 10 месяцев назад
Sad that ….A LOT of people will never see THIS HILARIOUS BIT…..🤣🤣😭😭😭
@phyzarel1845
@phyzarel1845 Год назад
“You might’ve just made a fact just now!”
@ericv5435
@ericv5435 6 месяцев назад
The best running gag in these movies lol.
@steadyplotting
@steadyplotting 5 месяцев назад
Coming back now that I’m 22 these clips live rent free 😭😂
@kemorjeparker5993
@kemorjeparker5993 2 года назад
Kevin hart was basically saying u dead going to bed so that mean u dead before you go to bed and when u dead u can't wake up cause u already dead cause u died before u went to bed
@therider2050
@therider2050 2 года назад
Damn that's some plausible shit right there fool
@grantr388
@grantr388 3 месяца назад
But you can't go to bed dead man , it would be redundant
@3sixgod36
@3sixgod36 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@_LilRascal_
@_LilRascal_ Месяц назад
Unless☝🏽… you a zombie.
@PkmnTCG615
@PkmnTCG615 27 дней назад
​@@_LilRascal_lol you even used the finger emoji. I read it right as the scene played 🤣
@Kcirddor
@Kcirddor Год назад
Bruh they argument will always have u crying 😂😂😂
@dannigro8794
@dannigro8794 24 дня назад
These two are so great that they filmed more scenes with them and included them more in the movie
@fromthegamethrone
@fromthegamethrone 16 дней назад
These 3 scenes are the best bits in the entire film
@TheIrek666
@TheIrek666 6 лет назад
1:56 when I think about my prospects after college education....
@tgitsmydad2156
@tgitsmydad2156 3 года назад
You can go to bed dead and wake up alive and if you did that shit would be redundant for the sake of love " everything will be as it ever was" just as God said in the book of Jeremiah chapter 19 that those who burn incent to other gods and worship baal doing so in the imagination of their own evil hearts will taste from the cup of gods wrath and make them eat the flesh of their children. For the sake of love in Jeremiah 16-18 the heart is a dangerous and wicked thing who could know it. And God said I know it for only I tried the reins and giveth every man according to his works. So when you go to bed dead and wake up alive as a Zombie remembering what I just said now you know why everything will be as it ever was. For gods son jesus the prophet and first born angel of God who's true name is Michael with his wife Israel who you called the scarlet woman has been among you for quite a time and a season but now the rapture is complete and the entire world has gone to bed dead and woken up alive and we shall descend upon the wicked like a thief in the night. So remember exactly why its redundant and everything will no longer be as it ever was. For everything must go away and be made new and all your possessions and even all that you are. You shall see melt and go back into the earth. Because there is NOWHERE you can go that the will of God can not find you. As you rest now in gods very loving hands. Seeking to find me and find that we are among you at every turn. Fear not for the day of your judgment has come. Repent Jeremiah 19.
@tgitsmydad2156
@tgitsmydad2156 3 года назад
I'm talking poetic justice like Caviar and out of all of these the reasoning wicked chose 6 and the ipsissimus knew nothing. Crying fool in your groves as predicted in the book of Jeremiah chapter 16-19 that every wicked man will in this day of judgement trust in their devices that now betray you. Just as the day you chose to abandon the loving heart of God you once knew as a child. Foolish it was to trust the imagination of your own evil hearts. Foolish it was to deceive the world of men who trusted you. Fear inoculum and the rest will fall into place.
@wandilegumede8076
@wandilegumede8076 6 месяцев назад
That 'damn' moment always gets me😂😂😂😂
@allstar5901
@allstar5901 4 года назад
You can't wake up dead, you can't go to bed dead. If you wake up, your alive not dead. When you go to bed your alive not dead, 💀💀💀 Lls 💀. ❤️This movie.
@deividassimonis728
@deividassimonis728 10 месяцев назад
That hands slapping is epic.
@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo Месяц назад
You might of just invented a fact right now. Literally quote it everyday 😂😂
@carltonedwards5493
@carltonedwards5493 9 месяцев назад
The aunt shanika on everything she live over there and she knew about the tape gold
@TKnull
@TKnull Месяц назад
The way he said “so you can to bed dead and wake up alive” 😂 you can’t go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant
@Michael-nx5xo
@Michael-nx5xo Год назад
😂 these are the funniest two frfr that shit would be redundant Kevin talking bout damn 😂
@sergiomontellano376
@sergiomontellano376 2 месяца назад
If you dead your vessel no longer got the ability to wake up
@srivatsarao2817
@srivatsarao2817 3 года назад
The writer just smoked weed and wrote this AND It became a success
@surewinner
@surewinner Месяц назад
Yeahhhh... mmm... the good stuff...
@MovieBuff757
@MovieBuff757 Месяц назад
Anna Farris is so beautiful
@NeoKunMx
@NeoKunMx 3 года назад
Vision and Vision philosophical talk - WandaVision 2021
@sluggger3753
@sluggger3753 11 дней назад
Whenever my friends would get in a argument there would always be someone that would be ready to come into the argument with the "UNLESS!" then everyone knew right away the next word would be YOU A ZOMBIE !
@FreshSqueezedLightning
@FreshSqueezedLightning Месяц назад
My gf and I say the rat mouse paradox from this movie to each other constantly for years now 🤣
@ft3qfDaffe3
@ft3qfDaffe3 3 года назад
M Y S P A C E
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 Месяц назад
i swear i could listen to Anthony and Kevin debate like this for hours
@shawmathews4393
@shawmathews4393 Месяц назад
They need a movie together.
@KpaJAMES
@KpaJAMES 8 месяцев назад
Damn!! They make complete sense😂😂😂
@lloydfromfar
@lloydfromfar 2 года назад
That some deep thinking right there! :O
@JayBigDadyCy
@JayBigDadyCy Месяц назад
"ima put that on MySpace" 💯
@alexshank1414
@alexshank1414 Месяц назад
You can’t wake up dead….unless you a zombie.
@fakename6658
@fakename6658 Месяц назад
Yeah thats the only way to wake up dead. If youre dead you cant wake up.
@hugonascimentobr
@hugonascimentobr 20 дней назад
They should make a movie with these 2 😂
@odipglance5707
@odipglance5707 9 дней назад
So many happy memories with Scary Movie series. Our fist & the best female actress was there too.
@priesnandad
@priesnandad Месяц назад
It's a crime that there's no spin-off about those two black dudes arguing about hings for 2 hours.
@buthainadawoddawod1514
@buthainadawoddawod1514 21 день назад
This is so funny I downloaded it to watch everytime I wanna laugh 😂🎉
@Turkalicious1388
@Turkalicious1388 Месяц назад
He’s going to post it on “myspace”. Remember your top 8? Lol! Damn time flies. Sucks how everyday is a day closer to the casket. Live happy and actually enjoy life!
@nanair2007mk
@nanair2007mk 3 года назад
Omg Kevin Hart I never knew he was in this
@Bonesince1997
@Bonesince1997 3 года назад
He was smaller then
@nanair2007mk
@nanair2007mk 3 года назад
@@Bonesince1997 ha ha
@nickytheyahoo_
@nickytheyahoo_ Месяц назад
These two go together like spaghetti and meatballs!
@smileydog5941
@smileydog5941 Месяц назад
As a kid, I never realized how pretty Anna Farris is. Dayum
@alexisk.8335
@alexisk.8335 3 года назад
LMAOO talking about he woke up dead 😭😭😭😭😭
@ElOsoMarino
@ElOsoMarino Месяц назад
I love this two
@coachrenaldo
@coachrenaldo 28 дней назад
I could watch a tv show about these two.
@jaysharp5654
@jaysharp5654 Месяц назад
They really don't make movies like these anymore like damn 😭
@skyhunter2816
@skyhunter2816 Месяц назад
This is my favorite scene in the movie.
@jacksteve2448
@jacksteve2448 3 года назад
Best argument
@Open6music
@Open6music 23 дня назад
I could watch a whole movie of this!😂
@theraptor8096
@theraptor8096 Месяц назад
A serious matter that must be attended to right away. These guys "Nu-uh this thing more important
@shadhinov
@shadhinov 8 дней назад
These two should have had a movie
@nthgth
@nthgth Месяц назад
These guys were always my favorite part of this movie 🤣
@j_perez_9312
@j_perez_9312 Год назад
0:59 😂
@MrRav1247
@MrRav1247 Месяц назад
Dam this was gold
@JohnnyV123
@JohnnyV123 Месяц назад
My favorite parts of this movie. People always complain this isn't Scary Movie 1 or 2 but it's still funny in its own way
@WJen8
@WJen8 Месяц назад
I need to save this video for later so I can fully analyze those arguments 😂
@Bakazuraz
@Bakazuraz Месяц назад
These scenes were always my favorite in this movie. I found myself quoting them for years to come: "how do you wake up dead?" Also, it is weird to see Kevin Hart before he really hit it big.
@MaxIronsThird
@MaxIronsThird 22 дня назад
I forgot Kevin Hart could be funny when he has great artist writing for him.
@jacoblopez2430
@jacoblopez2430 6 лет назад
Ima put that on MySpace
@jamesantony3015
@jamesantony3015 25 дней назад
They have great chemistry
@joeking6972
@joeking6972 25 дней назад
I love how they act like they’re having an intense philosophical discussion when in reality their conversation makes no sense whatsoever.
@taylorvilomar850
@taylorvilomar850 2 года назад
This shit still funny😭🤣
@siejcastielle
@siejcastielle 10 дней назад
Where did these kinda movies go ?? I want to back to starting years of this millenium
@Amajor12
@Amajor12 Месяц назад
This was the funniest of those movies.
@tommymorgan73
@tommymorgan73 27 дней назад
This is so good 😂😂😂
@gavmorgan6432
@gavmorgan6432 4 года назад
Woke up dead lol
@marcus.biondo
@marcus.biondo 4 месяца назад
Still watching this in 2024
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 12 дней назад
Kevin Love taking so many beatings in this film, you'd think he's Chris Rock.
@gabespiro8902
@gabespiro8902 Месяц назад
I love the trope of two idiots bickering over nonsense, always gets me
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