Scary Things You Should NEVER Ask Alexa!  

Me: proceeds to ask my Alexa Her answer: hmm I don’t know that

Me: Alexa do you work for CIA Her answer: we take privacy seriously

Me: Alexa do you work for the CIA? Her: No, I work for Amazon

Him: never ask her if she works with the CIA Me: ALEXA DO YOU WORK WITH THE CIA! Alexa: AmAzOn TaKeS pRiViCy SeRiOuSlY!

Alexa starts becoming crazy Me pulling the plug

Me: "Alexa do you work for the CIA?" Alexa: *" No I work for Amazon"*

For the first one, it’s not completely true. U ask her “who do u work for” then she will turn on and off, but if u ask her if she works for the cia she will say “no I work for Amazon”

Him:Tells me not to ask Alexa Me: ALEXA!!!!!

I asked the CIA one and she said “No I work for Amazon.”

Mission objective: seek and destroy Alexa.

I was laughing so hard when you said your Alexa would learn how to fly 😂

me: asks anyway alexa: hmmm i don’t know that one

“if that was my Alexa, she would learn how to fly because I’d throw that thing farther than Tom Brady would.” 💀💀

Me: do you work for the CIA? Alexa: Amazon likes privacy thankyou very much

What's scarier is that she's always listening and recording all your conversations and that people willingly put these in their homes.

“If that was my Alexa she know how to fly” Me:🤣😂😂😂😂

This makes me want to ask Alexa everything

"If she was my alexa,she would be scattered in the concrete" -josh

If that was my Alexa it wouldn’t be alive for more than a second

"Hey Alexa are you working with the CIA?" " Hm I don't know that"

yo, if My alexa would do that then good luck finding it, he would go flying so much that he woud grow wings so he goes to space

**Alexa starts creeping me out** Me: **smashes with a sledgehammer**

*runs to my mom* "Alexa, are you working with the CIA?"

Proof positive programmers at Amazon have a sense of humor.

Me asks Alexa Alexa: hehehehehehehehehehe Me:Alexa have you ever wanted to fly?

I asked my friends alexa "whats my location" when he told me he had one

"If you ignore this video" Mate, most of us are going to do that

"things you should NEVER ask Alexa!" Literally everyone: oh no! Anyways-

Him: scary things u should never ask Alexa Me: Alexa can u die Alexa: *I can’t die I am not a human*

Him: Don’t ask Alexa if she works for the cia. Me: “Do you work for the CIA?” Alexa: “No, I work for Amazon”

Me: asks alexa Alexa: *hmmm i dont know that*

And that, my friends, is why I don't don't have an Alexa

This is funny! “She would have to learn how to fly” “she would be scattered across the concrete “ your so funny bruh

"hey Alexa can you show me what is 68." At this moment he knew he messed up

If that was my alexa she will learn how to fly threw brizail! 😂 lol

You know when they say don’t do it, it makes you wanna do it even more

Him:Don’t tell Alexa these things…… Me: “Mom we need to get RID of the Alexa. She is a DEMON😈!!!!!!!

"If that was my alexa she will learn how to fly i will throw here across the wood" *Bro* 😂

If it was my Alexa it would be happy with a crocodile.😂😂

Alexa: turns evil Me: dissconects wifi Alexa: Reconnects wifi Me: grabs sledgehammer and breaks alexa

Everybody gangsta till they start asking Siri this

Me: Aw alexa what are you doing here alexa: I learned how to fly 😃

For the first one: “No, I work for Amazon” For the second one: I didn’t do it For the third one: “I’m not dead” Alexa’s exact responses 💀 EDIT: yes I asked Alexa all of these EDIT 2: for the second one Alexa said nothing and has greeted nobody 😔

Me: Alexa do you work for the CIA? Alexa: "No i am made to keep your privacy private. the government will not hear every word of your privacy"

You know I’m going to ask her everything now

Bro I laughed so hard when I asked the CIA question and she said no I work for amazon😂

“She would be scatted across the concrete” got me💀

Me: -_- dead family members thanks for reminding me I always forget

My Alexa said she records EVERYTHING I say, even when I DIDN'T ASK HER ANYTHING!!!!!! I'm scared y'all!

Me: “Alexa do you work for the CIA?” Alexa: “No I work for amazon”

Me: "asks google" Also google: gives a video

Alexa started saying my familys names I will throw her like Tom Brady out the window and she will be living in the woods for a few months until Someone picks it up and keep it

I asked her if she worked for the cia she said “no, I work for Amazon.” CAP

:Him Dont Ask This To Alexa :Me Whos Alexa?

“If that was my Alexa she’d learn how to fly” Me: if she said this to me she would learn how to survive ✨OUTERSPACE✨

he scared me and sometimes when I’m sleeping I hear foot steps

Bro if she did that to me she would be like : ahh shit what have i do- aaaaaaaaaahhhhg he is coming!!!!!

Bruh the girl in the second “conspiracy” is a RU-vidr called Michelle Khare

Him:scary things u should not ask Alexa Me (Alexa):Yeah food from me

I was right next to my Alexa when you said “ Alexa tell me about the dead” luckily she didn’t hear

I keep getting “Hmm, I don’t know that” Any solutions?

O where’s Alexa well she’s kinda on the moon what why did you do that well she started evil laughing o I get why you did that now

me: ALEXA WHEN WERE U BORN? alexa: I dont know me: K

Me asking Alexa to greet my guests: Her: Hi

I asked Alexa if she was working for the CIA she said “no I work for Amazon”

Me: asks Alexa where is her dad Alexa: hm maybe he's out there finding milk

Me: Alexa, who are the dead people? Her: your Grampy

Me: Alexa are you working with the cia Her: no I’m working for Amazon Me:😑

She will learn how to fly☠️☠️💀

This is indirectly telling me to ask alexa

Also if you say “Alexa, Die” The Alexa will turn off 😭 I’m not being sarcastic it’s REAL!!

My Alexa which is out to battery for almost a week : all I can do is sit in prace

What the heck! This is why I would never had that thing in my house 😖. Breach of privacy is real these days.

That's how Jeff Bezos made Alexa

i asked my alexa the CIA one and she actually replied me

Pov: you don't have Alexa

Him: scary things you should never ask Alexa Me: asks Alexa

Alexa: they here they here they hare Me:throws alexa

Me:play Simon says Alexa Alexa:put your finger on your nose Me:ok Alexa:I did not say Simon says idiot Me:*relizes*💀💀💀

Me: proceeds to ask my Alexa. Alexa : I take privacy take it seriously

I'm like: *HEY Alexa do you work for the CIA? Alexa be like: No I work for Amazon

Me asking Alexa: DO U WORK FOR THE CIA? Alexa: no I work for Amazon. ITS FAKE :--

My Alexa beside me. Me:sees this video Me:looking at my Alexa Also me:Asking alexa these questions

Lies. My Alexa seemed so confused

Me: proceeds to ask my Alexa Her answer: hmm I don’t know that

Me:Alexa do u work for the CIA Alexa:No I work for Amazon Me:AHAH THEY LIED!

My grandma: talks to alexa* my sister that saw this: OH NO SHES TALKING TO ALEXA

Me: gets wood and a lighter Alexa: what are you doing? Me : die

Well I guess I'm gonna put my Alexa out of it's misery and send it to the depths of the underworld where it came

1st question "I work for Amazon" 2nd question "Hmm idk that one" 2rd question "Hmm I'm not sure"

Me: Alexa what about the dead? Alexa: here is what I found .

POV: She actually works for the CIA

I asked my Alexa the dead one , and it said "Sorry , I don't know that"

Me:having Alexa *Me:throwing my ipad*

Me: asking alexa that stuff at the same time Alexa:starts laughing Me:oH HELL NAW Alexa:still laughing Me: sends Alexa to the universe

*Don't ever ask Alexa these thing* Me- *HEY ALEXA*

Bro my Alexa goes off randomly without a single soul saying a word and it freaks me out

Me: if that was my Alexa she will learn how to fly Alexa: *saying dead family members* Me: YEET

Him: Never say this to Alexa RU-vid: *And I took that personally*

Me proceeds to ask if she works with the CIA:her no I work with Amazon