Schlatt Makes Minecraft 1000% Funnier 

She did great! Tell her so!

She did great ngl

Amazing

Hey

she did great :DDDD

Lmao "increses"

@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 too bad he can't edit it now-

DANG IT PHILZA THIS MAN IS STUCK ON A SPELLING MISTAKE BECAUSE OF YOU

@@greenman784 I JUST NOTICED THIS OMFG

@@beenook6249 it's still increses

Yes

Frangrance man has a

he hearted

Gonna eat sand now

_We were never dead!_

THE QUEEN!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! MY PHEROMONES ARE FVCKED!!

@@eyuppers343 _NOOOO NOT THE PHEROMONESS!!_

MY PHEREMONES ARE F*CKED

@@eyuppers343 this aged _very_ well

I must complete THE QUEEN IS DEAD! MY PHEROMONES ARE F***ED

Same lmao

I couldn't make it halfway through the scents without sobbing from laughing too hard-

@@stxrry294 me too lol

If E was a number, it would be...

@@saminaraf3349 it'd be bleem

sand eating

@@dont7142 everyone knows it’s a Rick roll

sand..is good for eating

Yo it's wolfy/nameless nice to see you around

IKR

Yes

Oh hey dude didnt expect to see you here!

She did

You don't have to make an entirely new account; you're able to rename the account. I've done it several times. However, it costs money to do that.

@@ryaneaston3487Yeah but then his old user would become available and somebody else would take it. He definitely made an alt or renamed an alt he already had

Looking at namemc, it is an entirely new Minecraft account

Eareaeareaeareaeareaera

i don’t understand?

LOL

Alo

@@xde0xys316 oh u poor lad

@@xde0xys316 wilbur told phil a story on how he used to eat sand

"WIL, DON'T EAT SCHLATT"

i thought wilbur would end up doing that ngl

I saw my school principal eat grass once I never asked why he did it

i can hear skeppy in the distance complaining about sand

cronch

Way to attract his pray, dude

Yes it is something.

How weird is it to see a half man half spider talking to you about scents

I kinda feel like he should have just chosen human. Just to play to the bit. That way his only power is just imaginary smells!

You got a heart by dad himself congrats :D

When you lv.999 in a game be like:

Loud is funny

@@itzzFocalFlare Rule 11. Loud is sometimes funny.

1200% funny

You're new to schlatt aren't youm

Boogie

The entire chat: NOOO NOT AGAIN

S a n d

@@xena.lem0n Is amazing

@@memeemeep5716 to eat

???

Iconic

@KHOR JI XIANG Moe omg nooo XD

@KHOR JI XIANG Moe WE WOULD LIKE SOME POLLEN

@@galaxytaco2873 i can,,, almost hear this sentence,,

wait chickens arent vegan?

Finally Vegan Teacher can leave him alone

As opposed to a carnivorous chicken

@@lxua4253 ye so he is a vegan chicken not a normal chicken

@@lxua4253 chickens eat meat. They eat bug, grubs, they scavenge animal corpse's, will grab minnows from streams, and more

Sorry , but who's Schlatt? I only saw FragranceMan in this video

@@tjrex9458 Ah yes I mean FragranceMan. Mr Fragrance. Father Fragrance.

He has that effect on people

America power

Jschlatt or Father Fragrance

local father of three is pressured into snorting glass by delusional arachnid who claims he can, "produce scents as he learns".

brought to you by daily mail

Im dying omfg

This comment and its replies I can't breathe-

It's also a limited resource. And of course with every limited resource, there's going to be a mafia around it

I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough, and it gets everywhere.

o no o no on ooo

@@IucidDreaming not like you

@@IucidDreaming OMG- STAR WARS

can we get a tutorial for how to keep the origins smp going?

God dammit it’s timeBucks

he got covid :(

I got 4th pog

Oh and I just looked at this channel and it sucks

Quick joke explanation: I say this basically be I always found it funny how Phil is like considered to be the dad/dad friend of the group but at the same time he’s the one who curses the most besides Tommy I think I really only realized this when showing a clip to my father and he was like :o at how many times Phil said fuck and I’m like bro just ignore it and focus on the funni I’m trying to show you And idk I just found it funny lol

@@Ender_Nova *focus on the funni*

Philza is also as ruthless as the others in videos with the sbi. Maybe more (when he killed the man who bagged lord minecraft for bread for example). And you have will who said "you're the nice one" yeah I don't know why everyone has this conception lmao

no that was the fandoms decision to make him nice

Funni monke give me the moni from fragrance man

*wheezes like dré*

THEYRE FIGHTING *AGAIN*

I was watching Hamilton the other day and when I read "THAT IS AN ORDER. FROM THE DEACON." I just thought of Washington's line "THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMANDER"

Deacon

o7

He's a single father of 3 children :)

@@manticlamb1818 hes the single dad of everyone

Even chat~

*You can literally tell who's who as well* *1- Tommy* *2- Wilbur* *3-Probably Tommy again, or Tubbo*

@@tinnycannn I think 3 could also be Technoblade

Bduh

Bduh

Bduh

Bduh

Bduh

Slightly faster*

@@pixelxemper4007 a bit quicker**

@@manetheren51627 a smidgen more swift***

Ay, dont forget fragrance man.

He doesn't take fall damage.

OH NOOO ITS SPREADING LIKE WILD FIREE

ou

AAAAAAAAHHHHH CODE RED CODE RED EVERYONE REMEMBER THIER POSITIONS???????!!!!!!!!????!?!?!???

NO I RECKON ITS A FAMILY THING

HEY GUYS theres a youtube thing going aroundd....

What about slimesicle

@@yetidoesstuff228 his wordplay and puns are impeccable, like holy shit, father fragrance would be proud

@@FinnishCrystal yes but slimesicle

@@yetidoesstuff228 Slimecicle is on an entirely different plain of comedy

but let me tell you about hotpockets

phils ginger

@@ilexdiapason No he's not the light just makes it look like that. I was there for one of the streams where he discussed it. Not being rude just informing.

@@ChildOfBread bruh

@@Ceciliaqq same

@@yuckshroom true

Wait wait when in the video

@Rachel McDonough it’s from a previous stream where wilbur tormented phil by talking about eating sand for like an hour

@@gemsineye about 20:05

yep, oh the torture he went through xD

sand jesus

It's the return of Gary oak.

yess omg I’ve found an adventure zone fan in the Minecraft fandom

@@SairinEarthsea ANOTHER FELLOW POKE FAN

Schlatt not shlatt

@@SairinEarthsea eyyyyyy

Yeah I saw fragrance man first

Yes

I was wondering what happened to fragrance man

I kept the notification so I could watch it later and then it was recommended to me and I was so confused

same

Oh absolutely yes

don't even get me started on ladder man

Button boy

Hes the only god I believe in 🙏

3 persons, 1 god

I did not see the stream but holy shit I'm dying at this comment

😂😂😂😂

As I read this commet I happened to be watching the exact part of the video, this is the best.

Classic Jschlatt experience

also jack o lanterns

@@bones7231 nah with pumpkin heads hes just like " i cannot see. i cannot see for i am blind. i pretend i do not see"

@@C_isfor truee

Tommyinnit title's

lol I have been saying that in the past videos

It’s the kind of video with the most views

Wilbur Tommy and now phil all same

Its just for the algorithm

Niki was in the discord when they talked about Hot Pockets, yeah?

@@accuratejaney8140 it was minx

@@ikene1130 Yeah of course, but wasn't Niki in there aswell?

@@accuratejaney8140 she was

@@ikene1130 it was minx & Niki

Wilbur is sand jesus.

hehheheheh

@@unused4225 i can't even imagine how that would be physically possible

ptsd-

I hate desert sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.

isn’t that more of a tommyinnit vod or video title?

Techno would just title it either ranboo. or enderman.

I am the funniest minecraft player ever [DREAM SMP]

@@katato Tubbo and Phil have started making thumbnails and titles like that now. Only Techno hasn't jumped on the Tommy get views quick scene

"I made minecraft 100% funnier, of course"

No he already left

Ok but like his power is so cool, I don't care what anyone says the blaze powers slap so hard

You can see him in wilbur's pov

hey lol i was the 1000th like🥶🤡

Its like they literally forgot about him even when they were in the nether.

And then joining them

You say that like he wasn't the one polluting Nikki's pond with obsidian

@@bananasinfrench we all have off days

@@hollyingrams5653 *off minutes

Ah yes the glass sniffer

"ＳＭＥＬＬ．" "ＭＹ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ．" "Ｇ Ｌ Ａ Ｓ Ｓ．" -late Fragrance man

He is a god at that

He should do that with a nation

Do you mean: _the entire fucking pogtopia arc_

@@tster_time6803 well, isn’t he American?

@@tster_time6803 flashbacks to manburg

Wtf no replies? Well hello there.

@@bobthejerry7971 hello

Lol I remember that

@@mutedchroma hallooo

@@noctuabird Hi!

BAHAHAHAHA WHYYYYYY

LMAODJSBF

Underrated comment

*w h e e z e*

Omgggggg yasssssssss!

Can he not just change his character's name?

he probably just changed his account name and then changed it back

Well if you look on NameMC it shows he has multiple accounts including FragranceMan and _Jschlatt.

@@jjraines-ownby3738 Someone could just steal the name instantly.

@@jjraines-ownby3738 you can only change your username every 3 months or so. i can’t remember the exact amount of time.

yeah.... ... ... ... Ph1lzA is haunted by *FrAgReNcE mAn*

Yes, flashbacks to when wilbur wanted to consume the nethervoid preparation sand

Him and Anakin both have ptsd from sand

You say it like, Schlatt mentions it frequently???

Imagine if 1 day Tommyinnit, Schlatt and wilbur all like eating sand and they all say in synchronised 'THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE' and Phil becomes sand and they eat him

He did actually, a couple times.

That’s just the chaotic power of the Schlatt

Timestamp?

@@ourotaer 2:19

Or father fragrance man

If you are wondering why schlatt is terrifying he commuted multiple war crimes in 1999

@@masteroogway1533 I can see that

@@dont7142 alr

I like the ikea catalog

Pp

Boxes uhuh

i'm the 1000th like!!

yeS

I swear I read this as "Honey, schlatt is giving kids to the drugs again" and damn that was funny

@@Ghostii_ LMAOOO

@@Ghostii_ are you on the sand to? Lol

@@Ghostii_ 🤣🤣🤣

ranboo lol

*digging your friend a grave **-unus annus-** begins playing*

@@bonezkill4947 no! Stop! The memories...

Same energy as 'Phil, you're gonna die of old age'

no

He has speed and he jumps with slowfall. Of course he can't outrun anyone.

21:25

@fishwing NO

@fishwing NO

true

WOOOOOOO

"smell my fucking glass"

"Fragrance man never dies"

😂

"OMG it's the twist in the documentary when she's not really dead"