TIMESTAMPS 0:13 How to make Soup 1:03 Dementia Hot Dog 2:47 Very Human soup 3:55 Microwave packaging 4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice 6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich 10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen 11:54 Psychopath Chicken 14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11 17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue 20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs 23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka 25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki 27:22 Making Rammy 33:13 Brazilian Eggs 34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew 39:04 Dinner is Served 41:36 Chinese Food 42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs 44:28 Chum Bucket 46:46 World's most Crispy Fries 47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11 49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking 50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches 53:22 Big Macs 55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin 1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad 1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth 1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden 1:10:41 How to make Blue 1:13:15 Southern Ribs 1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can 1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11 1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract 1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation 1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds 1:27:26 Blowjob Shot 1:28:48 Jahnun 1:30:06 Schlatt Cake 1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes 1:32:33 Frootaye 1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands 1:36:25 Straight from the Source 1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11 1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich 1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post) 1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg 1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft 1:50:34 Crossaint 1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie 1:54:04 Kittens 1:56:32 Nut Cookies 1:59:48 A Burning Hill 2:00:10 Ramen.mp4 2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11 2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11 2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid 2:07:20 3 Sandwiches 2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti 2:12:11 Schlake 2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off” 2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma 2:18:20 Schlanket Returns 2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer 2:21:05 The Tragedy 2:21:20 Pickle Returns 2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir 2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle 2:26:47 French Food 2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer 2:30:02 Omelette 2:31:11 Will It Barbeque 2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder 2:32:04 Beans
Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry. It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours. Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage
Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)
The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣
1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird
I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!
sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand
3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….
I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.
Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too White rice with canned tuna and ranch Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing) Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry According to public perception: Rice + tuna = ✅ Tuna + ranch = ✅ Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌
19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.
This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.
How to actually make soup: Add mountain dew (it's the broth) Add 3 cans Copenhagen long cut dip Add 2 pounds chopped monkey meat Serve in a Metallica ball-cap
I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.
Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏
I accidentally ate a p/o/t brownie while watching one of your streams and your stream made me very happy while I learnt why they called it high :) (Also btw it was my first time ever with a d/r/u/g in my life)
the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else
This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me
I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!
6:02 My third grade teacher had like 7 of those owl decorations on her walls. She also had an actual tree branch suspended by two strings above her desk with an owl plushie glued to the branch.
29:20 so, the issue with doing it by hand is that clay picks up the texture of your hands if you press too hard, so it isn't as smooth. Having the pasta press also makes mixing colors a lot easier, I've noticed from videos
When it got to the part where schlatt was criticizing the guy for using pre packaged turkey, I scrolled down and saw a ad for the exact brand of turkey💀💀💀💀
