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Schlatt Ranks Your FUNNIEST TikToks 

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@filippusledzki1059
@filippusledzki1059 Год назад
That one where a guy destroyed and chewed up a wasp nest was one of the only ones that schlatt was truly afraid about
@Yearlybreeze
@Yearlybreeze Год назад
To be fair, who wouldn't be afraid of a guy eating a mf wasp nest? That is pure, mineral munching, Florida man behavior, folks.
@Giblet12
@Giblet12 Год назад
Do you have a time stamp for that?
@brynecol
@brynecol Год назад
@@Giblet12 27:07 my guy
@Giblet12
@Giblet12 Год назад
@@brynecol What’s funny is it I saw that clip literally a minute after I commented lol
@the_soulless_joe8751
@the_soulless_joe8751 Год назад
That was a HORNET nest, pal
@phoenixrose6444
@phoenixrose6444 Год назад
08:10 I had a teacher in HS who everyone loved. He told us he purposefully left the smoke alarms dead in his house bc he didn't want his wife to know about his midnight hotboxing sessions in their bathroom, and told her that the alarms were fine, that they all do that. He was a robotics teacher, and his wife was an english teacher at our school. Some kid snitched my senior year and they ended up getting divorced. Next week after we found out about it the snitch's car was stripped for parts and we found out it was the auto/mechanics kids who did it lmao.
@volt42re
@volt42re Год назад
Holy shit
@maninhu9837
@maninhu9837 Год назад
Snitches get stitches and also no bitches
@joshblsg7855
@joshblsg7855 Год назад
@@maninhu9837 also no car by the sounds of it
@alienenthusiast
@alienenthusiast Год назад
Did the auto mechanic kids get in trouble?
@phoenixrose6444
@phoenixrose6444 Год назад
@@alienenthusiast no. They didnt do it on campus and no one rec. them so nothung could really be done. At best it was coincidental evidence that they "found" his custom rims on the side of the road
@cocballus250
@cocballus250 Год назад
Clips: 0:10 Corn Dog Prank 0:46 Driving by Wrench 2:30 I'm good 4:40 Guy Chilling in the Freezer 5:54 Gorilla Popsicle Ft: Smoke Alarm 8:21 Some Guy learns iMovie 9:49 Vape 10:32 rubbing Pepper under the eyes 11:37 Dank Monkey 12:22 Anti Step Shoe Cover 14:36 Fall Guys Season 2 14:55 Biden's Cheatsheet 16:25 It's his Favorite Activity 17:34 Plane flying through city 18:16 How to Build a Fushion Reactor 19:33 "You Probably had no Drip When you were younger" 20:54 Tom Cruise, Top Gun 22:09 Bro was in a Cartoon 23:13 Average U.K Robbery 23:50 Oscar hears a Curse Word 24:49 "Bruh, Move" 25:09 Wasp Nest Crush 27:05 Patriot crushes and Eats Wasp Nest 32:29 Which Grade are you 33:42 Trumpet 34:15 22.5 Pounds of Spicy mini Pickles in Air Fryer 35:21 After my Friend says "Time to get a watch" 36:12 Volkswagen 36:49 Selling crowbar 37:25 This Dog had 50 bones bet on this game 37:44 Chicken Hot as hell 38:42 I guess he bumping 39:14 Jeffery Dahmer 40:07 "Stop holding hands" 40:52 When you forget to give them blankets 41:50 Roblox Car Crash 42:51 DS volume at funeral 43:35 Drinking for the first time? but not with gamersubs 44:01 hot dog roller playing Bob Dylan 44:16 2 pairs of jeans 44:47 some guy doing weird gestures 45:07 Church man chugs beer 45:36 Blue lobster 46:18 Sleepy Joe #1 47:39 Your imposter 48:33 Fridge 50:09 Low Res 50:52 Dababy 51:08 Voice Crack 52:01 Fun Cat 52:30 Bike on life Support 53:02 Drunk falling 54:00 turtle up telephone pole 54:38 Devious asf walk 55:04 Saddest drink drop ever 55:35 Landmine hopscotch 55:57 rat jump-scare 56:27 This thing is smarter than most of you 57:22 goofy ahh phone 58:06 Science Bitch 58:23 Threw a Desk Mid Class 58:48 Watermelon Crack Ft: Schlatt's Future Boyfriend 59:24 "Hit a Trick" 59:39 Grandma steals mail 59:58 Monke 1:00:22 Tomahawking Everybody 1:00:57 Prince Charles when the Queen dies 1:01:11 Moves only climbers can do 1:01:33 2AM in Louisville 1:01:50 Who's that Pokemon Ft: Monke 1:02:09 Dad celebrating divorce be like 1:02:36 rapping with Hairbrush mic 1:06:56 Guy intimating dog bark 1:07:16 Drive-thru outro 1:07:54 Sleepy Joe #2 Ft: Bin Laden 1:08:48 Slippery bridge 1:10:17 LGBT Lights 1:10:42 "Whole Milk" 1:12:01 Tom Cruise Japan 1:13:29 Bro "Saved" chair in the nick of time 1:13:59 Hot boxing UHAUL 1:14:44 Driving like he in Mario kart 1:15:31 Hide ya Presents 1:16:17 ignore my laugh 1:17:07 WTF is wrong with those Cats 1:18:43 Realistic Hulk Filter 1:19:20 Carbon monoxide 1:19:48 bro hopped on fortnite 1:20:54 Schlatt Watches some RU-vid Shorts 1:23:19 His homie had to come get him 1:23:54 fartsoundreverb.mp3 1:24:25 Sleeping prank 1:24:58 Russian bread vs brick 1:25:24 bro flexed mid apology 1:26:00 Shit ruined by firework 1:26:42 Catbag 1:26:59 Will Smith cat 1:27:41 Paused my game to be here 1:28:04 The Audio ruined it 1:28:44 Texas Mosquitoes 1:29:28 I've been doing this for years man 1:30:31 I love burritos 1:30:50 Charles Manson of Tiktok 1:31:16 Hawaiian Style Glizzie 1:31:42 Child gets in the WWE 1:31:53 Caveman Mcdonalds sprite 1:33:04 We are Processing this video. Please Check Back Later 1:34:07 Roller Coaster stare 1:35:26 School Toilets 1:36:04 what a Catch 1:36:27 What are those?! 1:36:52 Man's been holding this since WW1 1:37:15 Shadow was attacked earlier 1:37:48 "You two fuckers just made the biggest mistake of your lousy careers" 1:38:34 Free School Supplies 1:38:57 Damn we fr stuck 1:39:15 Do you like Waffles 1:39:39 GTA Baby shot 1:41:09 Enrolling her into the army 1:41:31 Steak dinner 1:41:52 Upper Decker 1:42:34 Lawnmower vs Carpet 1:43:09 Had to get the boys right 1:43:34 mattress fall 1:44:33 Boing 1:44:56 Kitten confession 1:45:20 Jump over table fail 1:45:58 Sending him back home 1:46:15 Tags Evolving 1:46:27 Who's Toddler on These Roads 1:46:56 Fortnite Back Bling 1:47:25 guy never has said anything 1:48:19 McFlurry Rap 1:48:57 Mcdonalds cup thrown 1:50:03 Shower Ghost 1:50:48 Your not From Chicago
@milohatesspit
@milohatesspit 11 месяцев назад
IT TAKES A MANIC INSANE PERSON TO DO THIS. THANK YOU.
@paleking7080
@paleking7080 10 месяцев назад
You're a true heroes
@eyeDee
@eyeDee 10 месяцев назад
god amongst men
@ItsDaNewGuy
@ItsDaNewGuy 10 месяцев назад
My God. Every single clip...
@cowjuice7148
@cowjuice7148 10 месяцев назад
thankyou man
@Galactic_JS
@Galactic_JS Год назад
With that wasp nest one, the fact they all flew away rather than fight just shows how often he does this. The wasps know they will only lose again.
@UltraInstinctShaggy01
@UltraInstinctShaggy01 Год назад
Great video, i threw up 9 times.
@Froggel
@Froggel Год назад
Ah yes watched 30 seconds and threw up (They posted this comment 30 seconds after the video was released if ur confused)
@nataliaf.176
@nataliaf.176 Год назад
lmao
@aaaaaaaaaa8728
@aaaaaaaaaa8728 Год назад
💀
@quantumzx6132
@quantumzx6132 Год назад
same but seppuku
@ricardoconsort2260
@ricardoconsort2260 Год назад
Hello Master Hero Samurai
@fredsnicker
@fredsnicker Год назад
I love how he titles these as if he actually ranks any of them, great bit big guy
@Calmtimer
@Calmtimer Год назад
It's such a good bit by Schlaggermeister
@Zagreus248
@Zagreus248 Год назад
Such a great bit by Cutey Petutey
@castafiorept7309
@castafiorept7309 Год назад
But he does rank them, he ranks them into the categories of "funny," "not funny," and "this will get me banned"
@Calmtimer
@Calmtimer Год назад
@@castafiorept7309 My favorite tier is "I can't show meth recipes!"
@nuh_uh210
@nuh_uh210 Год назад
@@Calmtimer My favorite tier is the one where he says “My Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person” 20 times and then continues to the next one
@jjpelham7548
@jjpelham7548 Год назад
1:38:00 Hey schlatt, I Noticed that when youre hearing the tapping, your microphone is moving up and down. Its most likely the boom arm hitting on the table, or the XLR cable thats hanging from it swinging and hitting your desk. This will usually make uncharacteristic low rumble or tapping noise that will sound a lot like someone knocking on your wall, especially if you have headphones in while youre monitoring the audio thats coming thru the mic. Hope you see this and get rid of that paranoia, this used to happen to me all the time until i figured out what it was.
@marieeeeboonanana
@marieeeeboonanana Год назад
Or those of us living in his walls are just hungry
@sdaniaal
@sdaniaal 10 месяцев назад
@@marieeeeboonanana Surving of whats left of Jambo's cat food.
@Doginawall
@Doginawall 3 месяца назад
@@sdaniaalyou are now my food get in my belly
@ChummiaChan
@ChummiaChan 3 месяца назад
@@Doginawall what the fuck mister morgan?
@Theekg101
@Theekg101 Год назад
This one annoys me slightly so I'm going to try to explain it. I study Physics and Astrophysics and have a love for reading about Fusion reactors and technologies and wanted to clear up some misconceptions. Fusion reactors are NOT Fission reactors. they may both be nuclear, but they are completely different concepts. If a video teaches you how to make a fusion reactor, they put a lot of effort into making it, as Fusion reactors are REALLY hard to make. While Fission reactors use the breakdown of heavy elements like Uranium and Plutonium to generate heat, Fusion reactors generate heat in the opposite way, by combining elements to release an enormous amount of energy, far more than a Fission reactor of the same size and complexity. Currently Fusion reactors are so expensive and hard to make the amount of good they do is low, although we have made recent breakthroughs and only a few months ago reached ignition, meaning the reactor is hot enough to fuse elements without external power. Fission reactors can melt down at only a few thousand degrees, while Fusion reactors don't even function until they reach MILLIONS of degrees. the record is holding a reaction at 126 million degrees Fahrenheit (70 million Celsius) for around 10 seconds. Surprisingly, Fusion reactors are far safer than Fission reactors, even modern ones, as they physically cannot meltdown due to the way they function. If the plasma in the reactor gets too hot, it expands, cooling down. If the plasma touches the walls of the reactor, it will evaporate, turning back into gas due to the temperature difference of it and the magnetic containment of the reactor, stopping the reaction cold. Sorry if this is long, but I just wanted to get this out here so that people know this. TL;DR: Fusion reactors are not Fission reactors, and are perfectly safe.
@lycoanlaywer1920
@lycoanlaywer1920 Год назад
This was a whole essay
@whatisthis7208
@whatisthis7208 Год назад
ok
@cloudyanimations717
@cloudyanimations717 Год назад
🤓
@Dave_Kerman
@Dave_Kerman Год назад
Fusion reactors/ artificial stars
@blueblaze_2009
@blueblaze_2009 Год назад
Why type this?
@samflanjak1587
@samflanjak1587 Год назад
Schlatts gonna have a “rating your awful cars” stream, calling it now
@vivoimpact8650
@vivoimpact8650 Год назад
I’m pretty sure most of his fanbase is under 16 so I’m not sure if he could but if he does it’s gonna be a field day
@honeybeesami6454
@honeybeesami6454 Год назад
Most of them are either going to be those toy cars for toddlers or completely totaled
@TGCPhilip
@TGCPhilip Год назад
He's just gonna review the average RICEd Honda
@diamondheart8685
@diamondheart8685 Год назад
pleaseee he needs to
@herefornothing2110
@herefornothing2110 Год назад
We can only hope this actually happens
@RealHampter
@RealHampter Год назад
so excited to see "Schlatt" try to "integrate" back into society after his horrible "deeds" in 1999
@quantumzx6132
@quantumzx6132 Год назад
i hate“schlatt” he’s so cool
@-_-murilo2865
@-_-murilo2865 Год назад
See? Everyone deserves a 267th chance
@ketchupbottle9619
@ketchupbottle9619 Год назад
​@@-_-murilo2865 Yeah, but after the 268th chance you gotta be a little suspicious
@spinejuice6051
@spinejuice6051 Год назад
YO, i saw you in ultrakill!
@theschnozzler
@theschnozzler Год назад
why do people keep putting schlatt in quotation marks
@owisdom499
@owisdom499 Год назад
23:16 The "My apologies original gangster." had me more out of breath than my terminally ill grandfather.
@l1ll1-an
@l1ll1-an 11 месяцев назад
1:41:26 schlatt saying “stay toxic” is exactly what i needed today, thank you 🙏
@ohdannyboygamer7759
@ohdannyboygamer7759 Год назад
Whoo, another schlinkle vod. I love watching schloohicky on my days off
@ItheBUG_
@ItheBUG_ Год назад
Yea, schlinky is great, I love sclhuncle
@ohdannyboygamer7759
@ohdannyboygamer7759 Год назад
@@ItheBUG_ bro, schlolipop is my favorite
@ItheBUG_
@ItheBUG_ Год назад
@@ohdannyboygamer7759 schtake is the best schtreamer
@ohdannyboygamer7759
@ohdannyboygamer7759 Год назад
@ItheBUG schwopper rlly knows how to make good content
@ItheBUG_
@ItheBUG_ Год назад
@@ohdannyboygamer7759 yea schitten is gonna live forever
@thatoneguy3840
@thatoneguy3840 Год назад
“As long as it gives you hydration, does the size really matter?” -Jschlizzle, 2022
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 Год назад
It probably has personality to
@silverrey7379
@silverrey7379 Год назад
@@BigBrainGamer58 JSchlong is wise as always
@honeybeesami6454
@honeybeesami6454 Год назад
Jscholorl giving us useful information
@Lawgular
@Lawgular Год назад
1:15:51
@dampierre99
@dampierre99 Год назад
This man unironically likes watching tiktoks more than talking to his friends on his podcast
@chinchila_1211
@chinchila_1211 Год назад
i love how the video starts with him being cheerful, then his sanity slowly cripples throughout the video
@Lee-fq7um
@Lee-fq7um Год назад
As a college student, i'm so glad that you upload these to youtube. I love rewatching these and listening to them while I study.
@Destructive_Nebula
@Destructive_Nebula Год назад
that's not... very productive.
@speptap2093
@speptap2093 Год назад
Man, i sure do love learning how to make meth while studying
@vibive
@vibive Год назад
@@Destructive_Nebula who the hell asked you
@lillegoman
@lillegoman Год назад
@@vibive for someone called Vibe you sure know how to kill one
@b1xssom838
@b1xssom838 Год назад
Same here, just change college to high school. If studying gets hard tune the brain in for a couple hours then go to sleep and cram in the morning for the ultimate mic
@3Speedboy
@3Speedboy Год назад
The last video Schlatt made before tragically losing his life in a plane crash. Now he truly looks just like Buddy Holly 😔✊️
@Yearlybreeze
@Yearlybreeze Год назад
SCHLEEZER
@kerfuckingplunk
@kerfuckingplunk Год назад
"Schlatt"*
@fourstarshit
@fourstarshit Год назад
@@kerfuckingplunk who?
@sathlasdalaraynidridlendar6875
@@fourstarshit john schlatter
@amphibiland
@amphibiland Год назад
The day the Schloozic died
@HolIowed
@HolIowed Год назад
That cat video at 52:00 is what my elderly manx cat used to sound like. sometimes when cats get older they can lose their voices (sometimes as a result of conditions like hyperthyroidism, which was the case for mine) and my girl used to just click at me sometimes. That video gave me a happy memory of her and i appreciate whoever sent it tbh
@Thingsthatexistsonoccasion
@Thingsthatexistsonoccasion Год назад
5:52 "Schlatt": I'm not gonna judge Also "Schlatt" with the most judgeful look on his face: dear lord, what is this?
@Fetch-
@Fetch- Год назад
I’m actually scared of that guy being able to eat a wasp nest like does he feel anything??
@suselmaks
@suselmaks Год назад
He loves it.
@hellsing1696
@hellsing1696 Год назад
Unfiltered rage
@thunderspark1536
@thunderspark1536 Год назад
This is the true power of a Florida Man.
@Muphetballs
@Muphetballs Год назад
Feel power
@arthyyyr8401
@arthyyyr8401 Год назад
Yeah, lust
@thetabeta3082
@thetabeta3082 Год назад
Allow me to make the guy eating the “wasp” nest worse by telling yall it was a hornet nest which is so much worse
@vibive
@vibive Год назад
why is that worse
@whatbroicanhave50character35
@@vibive Hornets are massive assholes. Most stinging insects sting you in self defense, and are more than happy to leave you alone if at all possible. Hornets will come sting you just because "fuck you" *and* they'll sting you multiple times.
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 Год назад
It’s a longer word so it’s scarier
@beanstalkohno713
@beanstalkohno713 Год назад
@@vibive hornets have killed people and they're basically wasps on steroids
@newguy8288
@newguy8288 Год назад
@@vibive Think of wasps as a sharp pencil stabbing you A hornet, on the other hand, is a guy just straight up stabbing you using a knife
@TheUnfunnyGuy1
@TheUnfunnyGuy1 10 месяцев назад
can we take a moment to appreciate that schlatt spent 2 minutes and 20 seconds being amazed by a popsicle
@hnaw1360
@hnaw1360 Год назад
34:15 WTF WAS THE RED SHIT MIXED IN WITH THE PICKLES?!?! SWEAR TO FUCK HE MURDERED SOMEONE AND TRIED TO HIDE IT IN THE PICKEL BOX!
@hellotherehru4309
@hellotherehru4309 Год назад
He’s pumping these out faster then he got rid of the bodies in 1999
@areusure538
@areusure538 Год назад
As one of the bodies i can confirm
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 Год назад
But he did make those bodies stop pumping blood back in 1999
@ladyivers
@ladyivers Год назад
Quality stuff Mr. Shart Can’t wait to tune in tomorrow for another quality stream of react content :)
@W.R_AU
@W.R_AU Год назад
Mr Shlattatude's streams are always fun
@honeybeesami6454
@honeybeesami6454 Год назад
Mr schlatalatalats streams are quality.
@Tacos113
@Tacos113 Год назад
SHART☠️☠️☠️
@nomey07
@nomey07 Год назад
@@Tacos113 CONDITION 💀💀💀
@PzKpfw.VPanther
@PzKpfw.VPanther Год назад
Schlart
@user-hs4qy6pz3e
@user-hs4qy6pz3e Год назад
These Schlamalamadingdong VODS always make me laugh 🥰
@pelican_pilot4918
@pelican_pilot4918 Год назад
My favorite meme was at 9:11. It had me laughing for hours on end!
@mohrgames179
@mohrgames179 Год назад
All the typical moments 14:55 Sleepy Joe 16:24 9/11 Joke 18:16 How to build a fusion reactor 19:33 9/11 Joke 2 20:54 It's free 45:07 Protestant Moment 46:18 Sleepy Joe 2 1:07:54 Sleepy Joe 3
@thunderspark1536
@thunderspark1536 Год назад
When a potentially future source of energy is so unknown that schlat wonders if he can show it on stream: sad fusion :(
@T3485mmmediumtankflamevariant
Nice
@Orbital566
@Orbital566 Год назад
As a Protestant I can confirm that was indeed a Protestant moment
@whippedcreamsprinkles
@whippedcreamsprinkles Год назад
What about 1:14:45
@Shivering_00
@Shivering_00 Год назад
1:15:34 Bro is a whole who-vileian
@sirpikapika1129
@sirpikapika1129 Год назад
I think 9/11 jokes are so funny to younger people because in school it was talked about so many times in school and emphasized so much when literally none of the kids understood or cared about it, so it just became a joke
@hellsing1696
@hellsing1696 Год назад
Funny indoctri-
@Blewlongmun
@Blewlongmun Год назад
This. It's funny cause it's so tragic for people but we hear about worse shit on the daily. It could be taken as spite, wanna talk about how bad 9/11 was but in retrospect it's not even the worst thing to happen to America at the time. It was a bunch of ignorant American's first tragedy, and surprise the government manipulated them into believing it was world ending. Anyone who actually still cares about 9/11 is so beyond the point you can't take them seriously, hence the fuck you funny
@Memu_
@Memu_ Год назад
I don't think that's completely accurate. It's not that "literally none of the kids understood" it. It's only that they weren't visibly directly affected.
@Blewlongmun
@Blewlongmun Год назад
@@Memu_ No, 9/11 just isn't that tragic compared to everything else that's happened. Unless you were there, it didn't matter, cause you weren't fear mongered into believing it was anything more than terrorism. It was America's first, ooooo sorry after a few intruder drills the week prior it wasn't all that shocking seeing a plane fly into a building. The majority of the class was more interested in the cool plane crash, because that's really all it is at this point. Sad story with plane crash, next lesson is the child soldiers in Iraq, but that's not America so it's not that bad right? People are getting carpet bombed TODAY, and you finna bitch about 2 building over 20 years ago? Pfffff alright boomer nice priorities.
@ulty1472
@ulty1472 Год назад
@@Memu_ can confirm from experience
@kylerdaconquer0078
@kylerdaconquer0078 Год назад
22:16 you could say it really... knocked his socks off
@plauvion
@plauvion Год назад
18:00 this is in Australia, its part of a yearly airshow but they practice so it happens more than once a year, they dont empty the buildings as a precaution because they do it in the middle of the day whilst people are working
@crystalblister1
@crystalblister1 Год назад
The guy eating the wasp nest actually fucking shocked me, I don't think I've ever had a more visceral reaction to a video on your streams before
@CowPat101
@CowPat101 Год назад
I’m calling it. The new trend in the upcoming react videos will be to have low battery smoke alarms in the background.
@GreyHound441
@GreyHound441 Год назад
That and the meth memes lmao
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 Год назад
@@GreyHound441 meth memes that a JUST carefully made where they're not actually doing anything wrong but enough to make Schlatt scared
@YaGurlRiley
@YaGurlRiley 5 месяцев назад
I love how around halfway through the VOD, chat started singing the Liv & Maddie theme song
@Big_RandyTM
@Big_RandyTM Год назад
I love how “Schlatt” is so “confused” every time he sees another person with “sideburns”
@dr_nerdin
@dr_nerdin Год назад
Alternative title: Schlatt laughs at middle class people for an hour and fifty-three minutes
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 Год назад
Gg
@UntitledChannel2
@UntitledChannel2 Год назад
And 27 seconds
@somethingthe1
@somethingthe1 Год назад
I like that "Schlatt" actually acknowledges that us vod watchers exist and I hope he will one day acknowledge what he did in 1999
@TheSmallDan
@TheSmallDan Год назад
Jschlatt, I’m glad you uploaded this. I lost one of my family and instead of going to their funeral I’m watching this VOD.
@TheSmallDan
@TheSmallDan Год назад
This is a joke btw, the VOD cheered me up, but someone in my family did unfortunately pass.
@madeinheaven1yearago194
@madeinheaven1yearago194 Год назад
R.I.P 💀
@twelve9110
@twelve9110 Год назад
Man you can’t even have steering wheels in Detroit
@invisible-car-man
@invisible-car-man Год назад
does this imply that there will be more presentations? because if so, i'm completely up for it, the last ones were absolutely sick also, love how at 38:31 Schlatt questions the fact that he's wearing an elf shirt, but completely ignores the fact he has a necklace with chicken wings hanging off of it
Год назад
also funny because it is, in fact, a national lampoon shirt
@moonburn_the_lynx9099
@moonburn_the_lynx9099 10 месяцев назад
don't forget the cucumber on there lmao
@muffiechu
@muffiechu Год назад
Shatt's entire audience should be on a watch list lmao 💖
@fartsimulator-of9li
@fartsimulator-of9li Год назад
i love what he did to those people💖
@thighgraine
@thighgraine Год назад
@@fartsimulator-of9li why is old jerma your pfp
@ugaboga9829
@ugaboga9829 Год назад
Hello
@xtexaschainsawx
@xtexaschainsawx 11 месяцев назад
I agree, and I'm one of them
@Saturnm0ss
@Saturnm0ss 10 месяцев назад
@kaydenschmayden
@kaydenschmayden Год назад
I love how "Schlatt's" immediate response to seeing a cat in the thumbnail of a video is just to say hello to the little guy
@karelpgbr
@karelpgbr Год назад
17:55, that's Sydney (might be wrong) Aero Show, that's tradition to fly through the city... Crazy Aussies
@biomega99
@biomega99 Год назад
Jschlatt: this is disrespectful to the people who died on the titanic. Also Jschlatt: laughs at 911 jokes.
@carlmccartney1025
@carlmccartney1025 Год назад
2,977
@standarsh7895
@standarsh7895 Год назад
My favorite part was when Jschlatt said: it’s jschlatting time. And then proceeded to schlatt the J.
@ninjireal
@ninjireal Год назад
1999
@shredder_m
@shredder_m 8 месяцев назад
I love how jshlatt says to not die in a fire and just replace batteries but then he is completely against seatbelts 💀 6:53
@xxRuby23xx
@xxRuby23xx 11 месяцев назад
I watch these while I work, and I love it. Your content makes me laugh.
@RandomTaemate
@RandomTaemate Год назад
I know it was a joke but schlatt could easily do a series of reacting to words in the dictionary and make it entertaining.
@bonafidedisappointment
@bonafidedisappointment Год назад
I love how sometimes he visibly recoils from TTS like it's an irritant. God Bless jschlatt.
@SweetPotatoTim
@SweetPotatoTim 6 месяцев назад
You know it feels like a new video every time I watch this! I barely remember any of them! You know this is an amazing new video from JSchlatt, seems oddly familiar... Great stuff KScratt!
@foxtrot6747.
@foxtrot6747. Год назад
i love the way you interact with ur audience and play along with there jokes
@ivusin4670
@ivusin4670 Год назад
Thanks schlim schlady for the vod for those of us unworthy of watching the stream
@scareraven9669
@scareraven9669 Год назад
To bad he gave me schlamidya after he snuck up behind me in the showers 😔😔😔
@inoghmia8937
@inoghmia8937 Год назад
The fact he’s actually making reaction type content funny and not losing his personality in it
@vfkrewl
@vfkrewl 3 месяца назад
IS THAT HORSE MAKING HOUSE CALLS?
@randomcrap4496
@randomcrap4496 Месяц назад
Is it tho
@freakinidiot2796
@freakinidiot2796 Год назад
schlapght is like the only person that makes watching tiktok compilations actually funny
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza Год назад
My biological family only _just_ survived a house fire due to my bio brothers negligence, he was drunkenly cooking and left a pan of oil on the oven (he forgot to turn it off) and the fire alarms hadn’t been sorted in ages, apparently the batteries just died… so no warning system, almost went up in smoke, had to escape out a small window to avoid literally dying. I haven’t spoken to my bio family in several years but I’ve always made sure my fire alarms work, the batteries get changed as soon as, and I had the fire brigade check my home because they offer it as a free service. They were impressed and I explained why I was so cautious “Oh I was working that shift, I remember that house fire, it was so avoidable and your biological brother was an annoyance to deal with” So yeah, make sure to change your fire alarm batteries, it’s actually life saving.
@magnapanther
@magnapanther Год назад
this is the perfect vod to steal traffic signs to
@alanam994
@alanam994 Год назад
its not stealing if theyre free
@magnapanther
@magnapanther Год назад
@@alanam994 of course, of course. i simply meant "steal" as in "incredible deal" because of course receiving signs for free is a bargain.
@karelpgbr
@karelpgbr Год назад
11:02, that made my eyes tear up so badly I couldn't see for a few minutes, just by pure placebo
@Omba820
@Omba820 Год назад
29:21 this man is the definition of i hate wasps and having alot of bravery
@harrisonhamilton5284
@harrisonhamilton5284 Год назад
I love how monkeys legitimately make Schlatt happy
@brandonwilliam2618
@brandonwilliam2618 Год назад
Hey not cool. We don’t call them that.
@harrisonhamilton5284
@harrisonhamilton5284 Год назад
I suppose we don’t. But I do
@meltingcolors953
@meltingcolors953 Год назад
I SENT IN THE VIDEO OF THE GUY EATING THE HORNETS. SO HAPPY
@diamondstar23
@diamondstar23 11 месяцев назад
10:50 WHY DI THAT MAKE MY EYES WATER
@stutr1001
@stutr1001 Год назад
thank you shlatata for making such inspirational videos and twitch streams, really changed my life
@r0x1cus
@r0x1cus Год назад
The fact that "Jschlatt" didn't know what a fusion reactor was until chat gave him another way of saying it is astounding to me.
@serivfxlol
@serivfxlol Год назад
I had nothing to do so i watched schlatt for 2 hours.amazing experience
@shysolocuppersonal
@shysolocuppersonal Год назад
in 9th grade a pregnant girl threw a desk at the history teacher
@JaycodaJr
@JaycodaJr Год назад
thank you, jschum! another great VOD!
@oshyenknisely5608
@oshyenknisely5608 Год назад
"Schlatt" always makes the best "videos" and i can't wait to "enjoy" more.
@MercyFNO
@MercyFNO Год назад
That was me in the baby shooting one haha, much love schlatt, love the content ❤️
@DeltaChairlines
@DeltaChairlines Год назад
39:03 I don't know if it narrows it down much (if at all, really) but whatever he's dancing to is about 126BPM, judging by what he's doing with his feet. For context, that's how fast YMCA by The Village People and September by Earth Wind And Fire are.
@Axon-bm2sx
@Axon-bm2sx Год назад
Hey schlatt so nice to finally catch your steam live in chat here rather than being a vod watcher
@justaguy6947
@justaguy6947 Год назад
Bro these "Schlatt" vods make my day so much better! Keep up the good work Shlumperknickle.
@ColtonArendt-ru4fo
@ColtonArendt-ru4fo 2 месяца назад
Schlatt does a really good job *ranking* our videos
@that_guy_standing5754
@that_guy_standing5754 Год назад
21:18 nobody in chat recognized that porch, its the one with the hog just staring blankly into the camera
@nataliaf.176
@nataliaf.176 Год назад
I just finished rewatching the 5 hour long DayZ stream and will now keep watching this for the next two hours 😀
@D0nkeyK0ng101
@D0nkeyK0ng101 Год назад
at 23:55 i knew it was gonna get funny. i saw the cat on tiktok before vod and had the best time in a while.
@weirdos._.
@weirdos._. Год назад
2:45 pov: you're trying to kill a bug with bug spray but its not dieing
@ashtonhaas3094
@ashtonhaas3094 Год назад
Schlatt is like the only RU-vidr that adds to TikTok’s when reacts to them
@dead_delta3468
@dead_delta3468 Год назад
16:00 we all love the old sleepy neck sniffer
@bugorchard
@bugorchard Год назад
I hated the "I don't know, can you?" thing teachers did until I became a substitute teacher and now I think it's hilarious
@crocadillius6418
@crocadillius6418 Год назад
Cycle of abuse
@abedossett2552
@abedossett2552 Год назад
i love when he says the water bottle is small and the entire chat is saying its average
@Lake_Mellon
@Lake_Mellon Год назад
i have that exact same driving nightmare about the breaks only kind of working. im always pushing my foot so hard into the breaks but im still rolling around uncontrollably
@grace06142
@grace06142 Год назад
i swear every time one of these streams happen schlatt relearns how amazing his audience is lol
@sandmountainsam9287
@sandmountainsam9287 Год назад
Hey schlungulate, I’ve been loving the content. It makes me very happy
@kidperfect6352
@kidperfect6352 Год назад
I love it when Shleukemia uploads! 👍
@rio6653
@rio6653 Год назад
The funniest thing about the first dude who crushed the wasps nest is he pretty much said like “look I’m tough I’ll grab this sht w my bare hands” but u can tell by his running that he obviously thought it was a dead nest.
@hannahm753
@hannahm753 Год назад
Thank goodness. I love Schlatt VODS. You always seem to stream when I'm sleeping tho :((
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie Год назад
I sure do love watching my favorite angry man watch other people’s content days after it happened!
@user-or5yq5tl7t
@user-or5yq5tl7t 15 дней назад
hooks into a shaping amplifier, which is followed by a Single Channel Analyzer (for setting the detection discrimination level), followed by a pulse counter and/or rate meter. Shown in the first picture is my NIM setup, the second picture is the pre-amplifier attached to a moderated helium-3 tube, the third picture is a bubble detector after being exposed to neutrons. STEP 7: Fire It Up (and Cross Your Fingers) Time to turn it on (don't forget to cover any viewports/cameras with lead! Also x-rays can pour out of ceramic feedthroughs so point them away from people. It is a good idea to be monitoring for x-rays where any people are present). The basic procedure is: -Turn on the roughing pump and wait for sufficient backing pressure, turn on the diffusion or turbo pump and wait for it to fully warm up or achieve running speed -Throttle the chamber back (with the valve between the diffusion/turbo pump and the chamber) -Ever so slightly open the needle valve to the deuterium tank -Turn up the high voltage until either plasma establishes on the camera, or you've reached 40kv and nothing has happened (don't forget, you only get one chance in your life to screw up with voltages of this degree) -If nothing has happened, keep admitting more gas and the pressure should keep going up. Plasma should form around 40kv at about 10-15 microns of deuterium. If all goes well, you should see on your camera the image below, and you should be detecting neutrons at this point. Operation is quite a balancing act, since the voltage is controlled by both the power supply, but also by Paschen's Curve and Ohm's Law relating to the pressure in the chamber. Great patience is required to "Get the hang of it", but after doing so it becomes quite simple to run. Operation can be aided by an ion-gun which will not be discussed in this article.
@ruler255
@ruler255 4 месяца назад
17:45 the look of horror on 'schlerons' face proves that he remembers AA flight 11 and UA flight 175's 'demise'
@random_meme9994
@random_meme9994 Год назад
Shlatt is the only person i watch watching tiktoks because he is actually really funny and his reactions are AWESOME
@Tyler-ye1fc
@Tyler-ye1fc Год назад
You don’t understand. This is exactly what I needed right now. Idk who will see this but thank you schlatt
@NuggetTheEmperor
@NuggetTheEmperor Год назад
07:00 you don't hear the alarm, after a few hours it just becomes normal and you physically can't hear it until someone mentions it
@banibanu8136
@banibanu8136 Год назад
At 0:30 "Meth flavor"- saltyfish150
@KianStone._
@KianStone._ Год назад
Every time I watch a “Schlatt” stream I always get prepared for “9/11” jokes cause their kinda “suspected”
@NoN-et9zl
@NoN-et9zl Год назад
SUGOMA
@Memu_
@Memu_ Год назад
Stop overdoing the "____" joke. You're not funny
@carlmccartney1025
@carlmccartney1025 Год назад
Expected *
@BiggieBalls808
@BiggieBalls808 Год назад
23:45 im glad this meme is gaining traction fr shits hilarious
@JeffyChristOG
@JeffyChristOG 6 месяцев назад
18:10 is in australia its when a military plain flew very close to the cities building and alot of people were concerned because it was a dangerous thing to do
@ajt1539
@ajt1539 Год назад
21:24 Applebees. We have one with The Rock right now
@0pticmew215
@0pticmew215 Год назад
Imagine not just removing your smoke alarms entirely
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