School Teaches 3-Years-Old Girls To KiII Their BuIIies 

The saddest part is that she was sepparated and didn't have social interaction for her entire life, yet still her social skills are better than mine

When the real American high school is more terrifying than the assassin school.

Finally a school that actually does something about bullying

Moral of the story: never bully anyone

"everybody is thirsty for cash" I see what you did there and that was smooth

Moral of the story: You can only be cool if you’re a trained assassin

"everyone is thirsty for cash" same, but i like the one made of paper

I remember watching this movie and when the girl beat the "kidnappers" and the bullies were laughing, I was like "This girl manage to beat the 5 guys you sent to kidnap her in a heavy costume, why are you laughing, that could've been you instead."

There wouldn't even be any more bullies at that point.

I see Samuel L. Jackson everywhere. Like the range that guy has is incredible lmao

"Once a Gooch, always a Gooch." Words to live by.

As a kid I always wanted to be like 83. Not the other way around. Being a trained assassin is so much more valuable than being a "normal" stupid teenager in my opinion😆

That was surprisingly lacking in the kind of ruthlessness one usually sees in an agency that creates child assassins.

Teacher: What do we do with bullies? Student: STAB ‘EM SENSELESS!!!!

Quiet kid schools be like:

I love your recaps. (I watch so many from different channels) I love the character in your voice and the little injections of sarcasm. It makes it feel like a friend is telling me about a movie they saw😊😊 You also remind me of a true crime podcast I love called “swindled”

Taking 'teenagers scare the living shit out of me' to another level

"The gullible Megan believes that Chase is a furry" This had me😭✋

your recap is better than the movie imo thank u

I love this it makes me feel so much better

“if the bully doesn’t run, there is always the gun.” -Master Oogway

"One's a gooch, always a gooch" got me🤣

This is movie is so nostalgic I used to watch this with my sister every morning

This story had so much potential

Mother: "Take out the trash!!!" 83: *shoots trash multiple times and chokes it* Also 83: "Mission completed."

Such brutal children, I didn’t know that kids were this dangerous

Talent, pure, TALENT.

This is great teaching!

I am a 15 year old teen and what can be better than life of a assassin for good or a warrior for motherland .

"A gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" Lmao

I love how they teach them how to make bullies die

I love how Alyssa Mkay is in the show

I'd like to know why it is so easy to get a new identity in movies, a friend of mine is an illegal immigrant and he want to know it.

cool wish this was my schoo-

Moral of the story: Never mess with the new kid

Love it. Really into such stories

If someone keeps being a problem, and nobody does anything about it, either leave, or make them stop what they’re doing. You need to teach them that they can’t mess with you.

"everyone is tasty for cash" I'm pretty sure Adam hosted the channel just to get us with his jokes

Thank you so much it’s my favourite movie

i love your videos im a huge fan

This reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen movie where he was trying to get the senator to give kindergarteners guns in real life

The cast is through the roof for such a bonkers scenario.

I love how dove camron plays liz

The movie is FAR from a mystery & is an overall lighthearted fun watch. This narration is certainly a departure from the tone of the movie. Hopefully those unfamiliar with the movie, still watch & enjoy it despite the differences!

"Everybody, is thirsty for Cash". Got me laughing a lot

Lol so many known actors 😅 I will definitely watch it

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="20">0:20</a> LMFAO!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seeing the first girl who is smaller than the gun pick it up while smiling is to hilarious!

I realized that megan's small adopted brother is actually the same kid from bumblebee and is also an adopted brother, and megan's actor is actually the main character in bumblebee, Coincidence?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="380">6:20</a> "a gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" ☠️☠️☠️ I love this narration

Inspiring

Love that Hailee Steinfeld and Samuel. L Jackson are in this film. And as always love your stuff! ❤ (They are both in Marvel)

*car appears out of nowhere going so fast* Cop: "Who is that?!" *child gets out of car with gun* Cop: "WHAT THE-" *Faints*

bruh imagine being better than James Bond at the age of 10

This is my favorite movie

good movie

I am always so happy to see Dove in movies! I think she's an outstanding actress.

"everybody is thirsty for 'cash'. Very true indeed 😂

I liked this movie. It's worth a watch. I ended up getting the dvd. It's a cute film.

Imagine your in a fighting contest and you But still win but assumed your not happy but still won”.

It's like a mix of Black Widow and Hawkeye. Even has the same actress as Kate Bishop and Sam L. Jackson who is Nick Fury! 😂

I find it interesting that students in movies never eat their lunches.

NICE!

I was watching this film!

LOL, Nick Fury and Jean Grey teaching a different gifted school. Wow, didn't know they trained Kate Bishop

Never bully anyone or the victim/victims you bullied may become a real strong savage psychopath.

I like the music

dang thats a good movie

"Everyone is thirsty for cash." I laughed at this. I can't even think of a good direction to go with this line xD

This feels like many things I've seen before all rolled into one movie.

The move is good😂😂

this was so interesting

This MIGHT have been a decent movie if it wasn't spoiled by comedy. Seriously man, I hate reading like the little plot on the TV guide and it sounds good then you see the genre and it has COMEDY in it and you're like ffs. But yeh the premise is pretty cool where they're trained killers from the START. Like the child brain is like a sponge in a way adult brains aren't like in a physiological way. Like how they can learn languages SOOO much easier than adults. If you trained a kid on ONE thing from that early age they'd be a master at it. Like I mean lets take a kid train her till 20 in something she'd be WAYYYY better at it than a 20 year old would be at 40 it you get me

I guess teachers are fed up with the "don't fight violence with violence" and just want those bullies to stop

id cry if my name was gooch dawg

I would do anything to go to this school where they teaches to defend themselves from bullies

This is completely unacceptable. They should be training 3 year old boys too

American schools: LOOK WHAT THEY NEED TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR POWER!

now this is epic

Awesome

Hats off to Mystery Recapped Outstanding job" this channel is going beyond viral .Samuel Jackson is getting in on this action not that he needs to what a range .Congrads on this channels success.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="372">6:12</a> “Everybody is thirsty for cash” We all sure are…

the corn dog stick got me

So many known actors... And I never heard of this... Probably for the best...

As a teenager, I can confirm we watch Mean Girls to figure out how to act

" Everybody is thirsty for cash " this hits home 😂

Justice in its purest form.

WOW COOL

This honestly looks pretty good and interesting movie. Also the cast is amazing! Definitely going to watch it!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="517">8:37</a> "Now going by the name Heather" Ahh Heather Heather And Heather...

i love all his videos

Respect!!😀

Nice fighting

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="551">9:11</a> everybody be saying that this was sad but DORA THE DESTROYA

Sansa can't seem to accept that she will never be as awesome as her little sister :)

The sentence “I was born ready to kill” was no joke ☠️

that is so cool

Props to the mystery recapped team for doing the subtitles themselves

Fun Fact : the character Liz is actually Dove Cameron. How do I know, because she’s the actor of descendants Mal. And tbh I LOVE DOVE ! She’s amazing.

still better than most schools

Aww The most adorable killers