i had a cockroach fall from the ceiling and land down the neck of my shirt while taking a shit once. i can honestly say in that moment i would have blown my brains out if i had a gun. i also always have to check the ceilings of bathrooms before i shit now. i've been traumatized
Ivan Rodriguez happened to me when walking outside my front door, then this ninja cockroach just jumped right down through the backside of my shirt and slid inside. That was the single fastest moment I have removed clothing in my life. Mind you I was outside by that time just swinging my shirt around like a helicopter.
Robin So their nearly as strong as Ultimate Kars but not really because in an attempt to kill Ultimate Kars one would crash a plane into a volcano but with a cockroach there weren’t any volcanoes nearby so they had to settle for the twin towers
Welcome to the super soggy science center. I am your host, Cr1tikal the master science guy man. Today’s scientific discussion: Why do we hate cockroaches? What about them makes us feel yucky and gross and stinky. To analyze this, let’s talk about what roaches are composed of. Much like all life on Earth they are composed of Hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, sulfur, phosphorus, a bunch of other elements, but the main element that cockroaches are composed of is filth. They are filthy abominable biological shitstains. Evolution’s greatest mistake. You wanna know why the universe is expanding so fast? Its to get as far away from cockroaches as fucking possible. Look at these things. Look at em. They’re disgusting. They’re fucking gross. I don’t like them, no one likes them. History says Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln but that’s a lie, the truth is Abraham Lincoln had a cockroach on his leg, figured life wasn’t worth living anymore and kindly asked Booth to just off him. Much of history’s greatest mysteries can be solved by simply looking at the cockroaches in the context there. For example, Atlantis. They say Atlantis sunk into the sea never to be seen again. Well where were cockroaches at the time? Were they alive? And if they were alive then there was a very good chance Atlantis sunk itself to get away from the cockroaches. The only true way to escape their fury. Dinosaurs, how did those bitches go extinct? Well let’s look at when cockroaches came into existence, was it around the same time as the dinosaurs? If it was we have our explanation, they all killed themselves to get away from the roaches. Scientifically speaking cockroaches suck fuck. They are abominable, loathsome, detestable, odious, despicable, contemptible, damnedable, diabolical, disgusting, rancid, putrid, fucking gross, yucky yuck yuck yuckmasters. That’s what they are. They look like shit. They are shit. Fuck cockroaches I hate those things, everyone does. They’re just foul, nauseating, rancid, putrid, disgusting, repulsive, revolting, distasteful, vomitous, nasty piles of unpalatable anus in existence. I hate cockroaches most people do. And the ones that don’t they should. ‘Cause cockroaches are the worst insects, the worst creatures in this universe. In this corporeal dimension, nothing is more disgusting than a cockroach. So thanks for tuning in to this super soggy science center. Hopefully we scientifically explained why human beings don’t like cockroaches. See ya.
The only scientific video essay that does not need a single source. All things this man said are facts and anyone who disagrees should get a cockroach on his pillow.
Oh my... Wow! That was so gross but actually incredibly interesting. Something worth putting into a psychology book if it could be proved true. Thanks for sharing.
I once woke up and had a cockroach on my nose. I screamed and it started heading for my mouth. I felt it's nasty little leg in the corner of my mouth, then I flung it off.
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I vividly/nightmarishly remember running outside barefoot, excited to swim in my new inflatable pool, and feeling a loud crunch under my foot. I stopped dead in my tracks. It wasn't _just_ a crunch. With the touch receptors of my foot completely bare I felt desperate, pained wriggling and the flailing of a dozen tiny legs and two giant antennae brushing against my skin. As I stood there in frozen terror, I then heard (I swear to God, nobody believes me) a loud, pained, high-pitched death shriek emanating from underneath my foot. Now, that last part leads me to believe that it wasn't a cockroach and some cockroach-like creature that science has yet to identify. I only got a glance at it as I ran back into my house to cry in my bed. It was fucking huge and kind of shiny. Anyways, I believe this experience has ruined my relationship with cockroaches and any insect resembling them for life. Now the sight of them makes me recoil in fear, sometimes even gag in disgust. I have to get my girlfriend to crush them for me after I leave the room. It's pathetic.
Omg that happened one time when i was at my cousins house. One was in her trashcan and i drowned it in bug spray and we heard its death shrieks then just silence. We was like wtf jus happened lol
One time I was running outside when I was life 4 and I ran over a cricket or grasshopper and as soon as I stepped over it the damn thing jumped right into my nuts and it scared me lol
Welcome to the super soggy science center. I am your host, Cr1tikal the master science guy man. Today’s scientific discussion: Why do we hate cockroaches? What about them makes us feel yucky and gross and stinky. To analyze this, let’s talk about what roaches are composed of. Much like all life on Earth they are composed of Hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, sulfur, phosphorus, a bunch of other elements, but the main element that cockroaches are composed of is filth. They are filthy abominable biological shitstains. Evolution’s greatest mistake. You wanna know why the universe is expanding so fast? Its to get as far away from cockroaches as fucking possible. Look at these things. Look at em. They’re disgusting. They’re fucking gross. I don’t like them, no one likes them. History says Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln but that’s a lie, the truth is Abraham Lincoln had a cockroach on his leg, figured life wasn’t worth living anymore and kindly asked Booth to just off him. Much of history’s greatest mysteries can be solved by simply looking at the cockroaches in the context there. For example, Atlantis. They say Atlantis sunk into the sea never to be seen again. Well where were cockroaches at the time? Were they alive? And if they were alive then there was a very good chance Atlantis sunk itself to get away from the cockroaches. The only true way to escape their fury. Dinosaurs, how did those bitches go extinct? Well let’s look at when cockroaches came into existence, was it around the same time as the dinosaurs? If it was we have our explanation, they all killed themselves to get away from the roaches. Scientifically speaking cockroaches suck fuck. They are abominable, loathsome, detestable, odious, despicable, contemptible, damnedable, diabolical, disgusting, rancid, putrid, fucking gross, yucky yuck yuck yuckmasters. That’s what they are. They look like shit. They are shit. Fuck cockroaches I hate those things, everyone does. They’re just foul, nauseating, rancid, putrid, disgusting, repulsive, revolting, distasteful, vomitous, nasty piles of unpalatable anus in existence. I hate cockroaches most people do. And the ones that don’t they should. ‘Cause cockroaches are the worst insects, the worst creatures in this universe. In this corporeal dimension, nothing is more disgusting than a cockroach. So thanks for tuning in to this super soggy science center. Hopefully we scientifically explained why human beings don’t like cockroaches. See ya.
I live in a tropical area, so every summer I get about 2 or 3 horrifying roach encounters. The last one was while I was home alone at 1 AM sitting down on the toilet minding my own business and when I go put my pants back on I see a massive roach was hiding right under them. So I left my pants on the floor and hauled ass to lock myself up in another room.
I would of instilled the fear of god into that dirty disgusting roach and strike with the slipper of judgement upon it, sometimes I get a warm feeling when I spray chemicals on them and watch as I see them convulsing to death.
Cockroaches are bad, but mosquitoes are the most detestable pieces of shit on the planet. If I could only choose one insect to go extinct, mosquitoes all the way.
A shitload of birds would die out, mosquitoes are a staple in many bird's diets. And their larvae make up the main source of food for many fish and frogs.
You should make a video about your own feelings towards cockroaches, as I don't think it was explored nor explained thoroughly enough. The science was sound but we're interested in your opinion as well.
@@arumaru3433 dinosaurs Made an antimater nuclear bomb and explode it to extinct the cockcroaches But saddly the dinosaurs that extinct not the cockcroaches
Welcome to the super soggy science center. I am your host, Cr1tikal the master science guy man. Today’s scientific discussion: Why do we hate cockroaches? What about them makes us feel yucky and gross and stinky. To analyze this, let’s talk about what roaches are composed of. Much like all life on Earth they are composed of Hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, sulfur, phosphorus, a bunch of other elements, but the main element that cockroaches are composed of is filth. They are filthy abominable biological shitstains. Evolution’s greatest mistake. You wanna know why the universe is expanding so fast? Its to get as far away from cockroaches as fucking possible. Look at these things. Look at em. They’re disgusting. They’re fucking gross. I don’t like them, no one likes them. History says Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln but that’s a lie, the truth is Abraham Lincoln had a cockroach on his leg, figured life wasn’t worth living anymore and kindly asked Booth to just off him. Much of history’s greatest mysteries can be solved by simply looking at the cockroaches in the context there. For example, Atlantis. They say Atlantis sunk into the sea never to be seen again. Well where were cockroaches at the time? Were they alive? And if they were alive then there was a very good chance Atlantis sunk itself to get away from the cockroaches. The only true way to escape their fury. Dinosaurs, how did those bitches go extinct? Well let’s look at when cockroaches came into existence, was it around the same time as the dinosaurs? If it was we have our explanation, they all killed themselves to get away from the roaches. Scientifically speaking cockroaches suck fuck. They are abominable, loathsome, detestable, odious, despicable, contemptible, damnedable, diabolical, disgusting, rancid, putrid, fucking gross, yucky yuck yuck yuckmasters. That’s what they are. They look like shit. They are shit. Fuck cockroaches I hate those things, everyone does. They’re just foul, nauseating, rancid, putrid, disgusting, repulsive, revolting, distasteful, vomitous, nasty piles of unpalatable anus in existence. I hate cockroaches most people do. And the ones that don’t they should. ‘Cause cockroaches are the worst insects, the worst creatures in this universe. In this corporeal dimension, nothing is more disgusting than a cockroach. So thanks for tuning in to this super soggy science center. Hopefully we scientifically explained why human beings don’t like cockroaches. See ya.
Charlie, your cockroaches experience ain't nothing compared to mine yet when i was like 7 i remember i have this ice shaving machine, i love eating shaved ice and making it, whenever I'm done using it i put it back in the packing box without sealing it with a bag. my god that was a mistake, the most regretful day of my life, the moment i opened that box after a few weeks not using the dam thing, a full family of cockroach from great-grandpa to the granddaughter they'are all in there, staring into my eye. i silently close the lid... just the amount of shock i receive, the instant dose of trauma i got.
I mean, there was one case where I encountered the mother of all Roaches just chilling ABOVE my bedboard ready to attack. It was about the size of my palm. And as soon as I saw it I sprinted out like there was no tomorrow. I abandoned my room for 2 years
Leafy has always been known to be nothing but a bunch of roaches controlling a human skin. Like Oogie Boogie in nightmare before Christmas, but a more horrible skin that doesn't have a catchy villain song.
It’s bad enough that cockroaches exist, but satan just had to give my country nightmare difficulty by granting our cockroaches with the ability to FECKIN FLY SONOFABIJ
Actually cockroaches eat decomposing matter, so humans actually evolved to hate them because of the immense amounts of deadly diseases they carry and association with rot - which also has disease and poisons. We actually evolved to be disgusted by their physical appearance bc of their association with death. Bedbugs, which are similar in shape and size, are also a reason; and certain beetles that share their shape and color are destructive to crops.
Ladies and gentlemen i count my last year cockroach encounter I saw 4 on the street 7 when i poop (once the cockroach actually under the lid of the toilet seat "the place where water come out to flush" and I surprised it didn't come out when i actually sit there and poop for 20minutes 2 fell when i shower from under the sink Today I almost step on one because it was panicking and ran towards me 💀 I had a HUGE cockroach family encounter which involves 3 adult roach and about a hundred baby roach in a box that have pictures frames 4 days ago And one time a cockroach flew at me from bookcase tower right on my feet.Needless to say i never wanna sleep on that couch again at my grandma house.
One morning I woke up with a stuffy nose but the things is it wasnt stuffy from any allergies or illness it was a roach inside my nostril. I blew it out and continued my day.
I've had sleep paralysis a few times and instead of seeing like a cool monster or something I just hear thousands of huge cockroaches skuttling on the floor trying to climb up on to my bed
I used to have something similar… except it was neon rainbow colored spiders dropping from silk off the ceiling and then slowly crawling across the blankets to my head… so fucking awful.
English isn't my first language, so I'd like to thank you for giving us the semantic field of "fucking disgusting", I needed that for my Internet experience.
Breaking news: some dude gets so pissed by a type of insect that he feels the need to compose an entire video with the soul purpose of slamming them into the ground Also breaking news: guy who brutally roasted cockroaches awarded noble peace prize
