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i love the way this dude talks. like he's the only meme youtuber i've found that doesn't try to be super energetic or go on a thousand rants. good content, every video is worth watching :)👍🏼
I love how seemingly robotic he appears to be and then every now and then he breaks that character by saying "I'm not reading this" or he laughs or just says wtf😂❤
6:45 if you don't get this one, its because of how ants use pheromones and how they travel from one place to another. All ants leave a pheromone trail so that they can find their way home or to points of interest. The more ants on a trail, the stronger the pheromones, thus attracting more ants. However, if something happens to the trail, an ant might accidentally walk in a loop, leaving behind a circular path. The more this ant walks this path, the more ants it will attract to the circle. Eventually, hundreds of ants will be walking in this circle. Problem is, the ants are dumb, and will NEVER stop walking, and will eventually die from exhaustion due to walking in these "Death Spirals" for hours on end.
3:11 I can explain. Glass has more mass in a bottle that a can or a plastic bottle of the same container volume therefore it retains the cold better. The lid is pulled down creating a slightly higher pressure inside the bottle which may help increase the time a fizzy liquid inside it may take to go flat.
My theory is that if there is a god he looked at us trying to classify everything into neat little circles and said 'f this' then created the platypus. (just a fun joke I tell people. Not trying to offend anyone)
2:29 if there's a spider the size of my head hiding in the walls I'd be just fine, if there's a spider like that in the middle of my room, then we have a problem.
Can't wait for one of these to end by either: A) VaazkL stutters while reading a meme, and decides to end the video. B) VaazkL doesn't want to read a weird meme, and decides to end the video. C) VaazkL can't be bothered reading a meme, and decides to end the video.
6:24 is hilarious to me 1. Diamond isn’t a metal 2. It would shatter if it was hit by a bullet 3. 1g=15g???? 4. It’s only like 3.5 grams according to google per cubic cm
The difference between graverobbing and archeology is the difference between personal gain and the British museum's gains. It's actually personal gain and academic study, but that is also going to end up in a museum
In my 10th grade chemistry class, we did one lab near the beginning of the year and then couldn't do anymore labs for the rest of the year because someone stole one of the sink faucets and we could no longer be trusted in the lab area. They never caught whoever did it, but if I ever find out who it was, I'm gonna flood the lowest level of their house and drop a giant lump of phosphorus in the water.
I like how memes can be simultaneously about folks being skeptical about science articles, being not skepticall enoug about science articles and science articles being about the face of god (that look like elon) 😂
1:29 sand that is used for construction is raised in beaches where they gain their properties meaning the sand is fully able to survive in the wilderness
3:56 If you don't get this one, they say it's pyrite because pyrite is called fool's gold. A lot of people on searching for gold often mistook pyrite for it. Hence the meme isn't gold, it's pyrite.
“There is an entire genre of films based on how this is a bad idea.” That’s the creepy irony of all the most iconic science-fiction films. They actually tend to warn AGAINST trying to achieve the milestones they portray. Aliens, for instance: A large portion of the things that go wrong in that franchise is the result of a corrupt faction orchestrating them in the name of science and money.
the female building the nuclear bomb getting the reward, and then the male building a homemade clock getting the death sentence because they thought it was a bomb
12:30 The joke is in second grade when we were learning division I manadged to make a different functional way. The answer was at the bottom diagonally. I still don't know how and what it was.
For the archaeology one, I think the person(or people) have to be dead long enough to have been forgotten by the generation that discovered the remains
If the spider is smart enough to stay the hell away from me regardless of whether I'm awake or not, it has every right to live. It's the ones stupid enough to be caught out in the open that deserve death.
6:29 I think another factor is that diamonds are not that good at reducing the impact of the bullet. Diamonds can break when they are under too much pressure.
4:55 To be clear, the modern chemistry teachers still do teach you how to build a bum with common household chemicals; you just need to do it with your hair, tied back, your safety gong wall on, with close toed shoes and long sleeves.
11:34 "If you really want a number, a standard often given by archaeologists in the United States is that 50 years is enough to make an object archaeology, and 150 years is enough if there's people involved."
3:11 - There actually is science behind that: most of experience with what we think is 'taste' is actually with smell; things that smell delicious while we're eating them will taste better, because it's more the collective experience than any individual sensation. Those bottles happen to smell really good.
Storytime:- Coincidentally, me and my friends were considering building a nuke for our science project but then we decided to scrap that idea due to a time deadline. I actually wish we were given more time :(
