USELESS Redstone Machines 

"N-No.. Open.." Gerg said nervously as he soon realizes he is doomed to wait another two hours

Melissa was never the same after that.

I love the idea of the pig breeding world record just being a competitive speedrun for no reason

Grian doesn't even need to be on the same server to break other people's redstone 😂

that last door would be much more infuriating if it occasionally opened one block during the 2 hour window, but in such a way that you still can't enter it until the window is up

7:12 No, its Mojang's fault. They could have easily just made it a game rule e.g. /gamerule AnvilsDestroyItems true

"can't run away now" 💀 famous last words

0:40 Yeah until you reach the max piston block push limit

gerg casually going on his vsauce arc

4:11 "cant run away from me now, melissa" 💀

Summary: He made useful useless redstone machines. thanks for 1.3k likes. Im not a NPC

gerg when greg walks in:

3:23 hook that up to a daylight sensor so it swaps one time every minecraft day.

0:16 that sheep was violated 💀💀

0:06 As a Chicken enthusiast I want to know what that thing is and how to build it. 0_o

2:57 this serves every purpose for me and dont ask why

>useless redstone machines >proceeds to show incredibly useful redstone machines for multiplayer servers with friends

4:10 BROO??!!!

good god that scream was so genuine i think i felt something die

1:32 wait a second… this contraption is useful if you reverted when portal is turning on and off.

7:47 Polish healthcare system

0:16 nah not that sheep 💀

8:02 all I can think about is a deranged officer fighting off a zombie apocalypse while dealing with a raincoat killer......

4:48 Feel free to not take this out of context

4:02 YO WHAT HUH

2:35 dude this thing is useful

Crab is love crab is life 0:24

this is my favorite type of gerg video where gerg is just casually messing around, while not putting on his "angry unhinged british man" persona. it's more "sethbling if he was british and could swear"

4:11 « can’t run from me now, Malissa » NAHHH THAT WAS ACTUALLY CRAZY 💀💀💀💀💀💀

4:35 Greg specifically gets a golden axe. Is he secretly a zombie pigman?

i mean a machine that can get you a world record seems kinda useful.

3:05 what did Gerg suddenly become Mumbo?

1:53 why is the dude blinking with his BOTTOM eyelids?? you (normally) blink with your UPPER eyelids.

Came for useless redstone machines, stayed for useful redstone machines,

4:12 was WILD 💀💀

7:25 It wasn’t Grian. It was Grain and the man in the chicken costume.

4:16 As a fan of the design of the old WTC, it was quite the surprise to stumble across them in here

"nobody knows how to breed pigs better THAN A PIG HIMSELF" what do you mean you know how to make it better?

2:34 this has to be one of the best elevators, it looks so cool (better than water column)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" dumbledore said calmly

I only can see This world has been Doofenshmirtzed

this thumbnail is such a banger it hits like that image of a dude sitting on a tree branch with a handsaw cutting the branch he’s sitting on

2:50 I have to try this out of you can built an elevator out of this. 4:20 "Porkarray" I do also learn uselees but cool words from you. But congrats you beat the record. This was like a AI assisted speedrun but with you geting the victory credits. Might be the physical uper breading speed limit. Instead of may be horses as transport.

Greg is prolly the only Minecraft RU-vidr that isn’t a weirdo

3:05 simple Redstone machine, mumbo jumbo approved

2:40 thats not useless

6:57 oh thank God. I hated anvil traps for that reason

2:19 Most useful thing in the video and he is saying most useless

MINIGAME IDEA: do the bouncy boat one but add a pressure plate at the bottem which turns on a lamp, the goal is to jump off before you hit the bottem and the lower you are the higher the points

At some point, I feel you should make a funhouse. Some of the machines in this video would work. A one way entrance with the boat elevator, a ski ball machine, a door that takes 2 hours to open just for there to be a troll. I bet you could come up with even more stuff like a rotating hallway too.

You're giving a TON of Mumbo Jumbo energy, And I like it😊

2:00 This is like that one Etho contraption he built many years ago.

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I havent seen a good YT video in so long, subbed

Bedrock once had the boat and lead thing and now it is for everyone, we need some love for bedrock edition

5:24 this machine reminds me of the games on the Minecraft Halloween Mashup Pack on the carnival.

Someone needs to fix the relationship between Greg and Grian

7:24 Thanks a lot Rachel. My charger has gotten used to your ipad and now it wont charge my ipad, thanks a lot Rachel.

7:22 are those the twin towers top left

The last one is actually useful because it can be used in Minecraft server’s live events to open up a new area for the players. Suck on that, Gerg !

Damn the grian betrayal 😢

3:37 if you change these two with chulker boxes with different number of stacks of dirt which send different strength of redstone signals, you can the use that to make very very very cool build one of them maybe is entrance to a cave or under ground dungeon to slay monsters, that opens randomly in different times of the day, or anything else

This man and his redstone door. 😅 8:15

the final scream was just something else🤣🤣

3:10 I sometimes forget etho was a great redstoner before he was obsessed with joel and washed up

8:32 the way the music starts again 😂

Some say he's still waiting for that door

ahh yes, gerg finally tapping into his immersive simplicity

0:47 imagine placing obsidian

the door unblocking one would be funny to put in a village on a server, so someone rings the bell and blocks all the doors, only for the doors to unblock themselves

6:21. You shouold make it that you have to pay an emrald or a ticket for a retry

Greg is such a funny fellow, I am sure to watch his video today.

6:36 Somebody has been using wurst hacked client

That pig Breedingjoke was crazy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

5:00 Camman ahh text💀🙏🏻

Super cool video, but I would like to get a map with all the mechanisms in this video)❤

8:39 Bro had to wait another 2 hours for the door to open. Also Gerg: Screams loud at the end💀

I need the design for that first “useless contraption” you could just make that part of a hallway into your actual base, plus the house springing up a piston to push a block out of the way is really funny

2:19 Bedrock players: thats not new

Wouldn't be a Gerg video without him maniacally screaming in the end.

8:41 some 1 clip it and remix it whit a someting funny and then its perfect

The leashed boat elevator was cool

How about you can just like have it so that it looks like the Diamond gets destroyed by the anvil but actually it gets destroyed by something else right after the anvil Falls 7:30

That’s really cool 2:17 if someone can make a boat stay down there and then go up then this can be a great elevator Design it’s got two seats

2:25 when did java edition get this feature? I wish I knew sooner.

Look! He made himself into a redstone contraption.

7:39 why is he calm 💀

The last one is just hilarious!

1:43 There is something in the background

The second useless contraption is really useful in MC Bedrock because there the moving between dimensions starts the moment you step in the portal by giving you a loading screen, so there’s no walking though the portal. Oh and it’s useful because you can make a contraption that alerts when anyone goes to the nether.

4:26 MKWii music !!!

That last one is useful for keeping people out of your base, little did they know if you replace the block behind the button with a stripped cherry log, it opens immediately

4:43 are they the twin towers?

7:23 you could use a minecart hopper underneath, pushed with piston at the right time, to make it look as if the diamond is destroyed by the anvil, even though it’s just getting collected by the hopper minecart

How to get up? 2:48

Add a contraption that makes you wait for an hour but if you leave and get impatient then it restarts but when it ends all it does is kill you lol

0:35 what if they place obsidian or a utility block?

The machine used in the thumbnail is actually useful if your trying to make a Redstone block and you need something to start it, normally you place and then break a Redstone torch or something but that's a lot harder to do on mobile cause you use your fingers, so it's nice having a machine like what's used in the thumbnail. (you can also make it smaller)

3:45 aren’t they just going to assume you moved them manually?

You better make a video-short talking about that you can destroy the core of the earth with a 2x2x2 machine! AND FAST !!!