Scientology's music is crazier than Scientology itself 

Nima Scolari You mean you’re not a fan of accounting blues? :p

this comment makes me want to start a new genre

I mean I could see weird Al using the auditing in a parody about taxes or the IRS

Great comment. Myself, I thought it was at that exact moment that the music went from just sort of bad to it's-so-bad-it's-good.

tax rock, bam we have a new genre

the guy was a basic conman. i cant believe people actually think that shit is true. a sad planet we live on.

Star wars wants a word with you.

He never said this!

@@arte0021 I DIDNT THINK MUCH OF HIS SCIENCE FICTION BUT 'THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THOUGHT IS A GREAT BOOK.

George Orwell….though Hubbard plagiarized this statement

w0bbl3r L Ron was a scammer!!!!!

He also said that the best way to persuade people was to lie to them.

@@steeldragon9701 You could argue that L. Ron is still good doing at his job despite being dead.

L Ron Hubbard was told by a friend " instead of writing sci -fi novels for 1 cent per word ", "If you want to make some real money, start a religion ",

He never said that.

South Park told us the truth

and yes, I'd like to see my face too when I realized, what bullshit they believe in.

It's like the intentional mis-spellings in the Nigerian prince phishing emails. The cheese and hoakiness of scientology act like a filter and removes the cleverer and more worldly type of people who would eventually see that they are a cult/scam. And the ones that don't recognize scientologists' cringiness tend to be more gullible and won't see the red-flags that the former would.

you are just a suppressive personality.

I first heard about l Ron Hubbard on return to forever albums

+Mongoose Motovlog Just to fuck with people,I'm gonna make my own Scientology Uhhhh...The Church Of Saint Gerald

+Mongoose Motovlog And politics, and FOX News, and the internet, and...

Psycho Chicken Couldn't agree more

+Mongoose Motovlog ... and the more they gotta pay for it the more believable it is.

Lindsay Fog yup.... reserve your space in heaven today. Only 12 easy payments of $600.

I'll pass on the Kool Aid. Lmao!

lel

+CurtisAlfeld hahaha this fucking made me laugh. so true

+CurtisAlfeld lol sup dude

+CurtisAlfeld No, I believe the next song is "Give us money, for it determines how faithful you are"

he teased you to make you stronger, you don't make steel from iron by being nice to it, you beat it and burn into, you work harden it. what he did, he did because he cared, and he knew the world was a much tougher place, and you needed to be prepared. you are stronger now because of it.

mwarnken1234 your brother is a hero! You better have given him something.. done his chores or something. 😜 (kidding about the chore thing)

Could you have wandered into a Christian Science reading room or office perhaps? I’ve seen those around and I used to confuse the two.

Judging by the fact that u signed up for them you deserved that attitude from your brother.

@@specter86fl nah brothers tease each other because it's funny, like how men make fun of each other. Nothing deep to it.

Sounds awesome

OMG! That"s BRILLIANT!

send me a playlist please :D

You stole my idea that i never had.

" Charles Manson": The way things have been going he might just get his Helter Skelter, if a few decades late.

BolognaTheTiger some of its ok..good beats melodic

BolognaTheTiger priceless

I was already convinced they were evil but this was added confirmation.

That album seems to be signed by Satan Hubbard & Friends @3:56

It's mostly just dumb.

+rkrokberg HAH ikr :P

I'm pretty sure it was a bet with another sci-fi writer

+rkrokberg I think Ron lost a bet on humanity not possibly being stupid and gullible enough to pick up on his purposefully crackpot story. Having lost all faith he then attempted to kill the world by spreading Scientology.

+rkrokberg If you go through interviews and statements he made in chronological order, he starts by seeming to have some humility and takes it all less seriously. Basically it's as if he doesn't want people to interpret his work literally, but he does think it has value on some sort of spiritual or philosophical level. As it progressed further and further he became intensely serious about it, and his hatred of psychiatry and psychology blossomed into something truly bizarre. Personally I think the former him was actually the money grabber, and the latter him bought into it completely. The former him enveloped the entire thing in corporatism well enough that that would never change. In many ways, the ridiculousness behind it all is the biggest part of the product he was selling, because selling solely his spiritual ideas that are really about bettering ourselves (in a flawed way) wouldn't be as effective as shrouding it in a thick layer of flashy fantasy. The later him was much different though, and absolutely insistent upon the spiritual value of what he had to say and perhaps even insistent upon his own divinity. Personally I think his own ego came in conflict with his conscience over what he was doing, and his ego won.

+rkrokberg That's an interesting theory...

Kenzye Davis a fact

Kenzye Davis except they don't masturbate to furry porn like he does.

Kenzye Davis there is a reason you have 71 likes. It’s fuckin hilarious, man!!

onision tried to start a church and religion called sisisca or something. its insane and this comment is perfect

Kandi Klover you don't know that

Kimberley Sanchez apparently some people do... he started a cult 🤦‍♂️

He’s a real-life supervillain.

LMAO me neither! 😂

Listening to his voice is like watching To Catch a Predator

I thought he sounded like the grinch.

It's a legit business. All that capitalism stands for is Scientology.

It's most definitely a cult. Watch the documentary Going Clear on HBO. Scientology can get pretty fucked up

why start a company and make millions, when you can start a religion and make billions.

I'm convinced Hubbard created it either to show how easy it is to get people to believe some bullshit, or just as a troll religion. The people who believe it today though, are either completely delusional, or they're in it for the money/power... as most cults.

+ajre82 The tax incentives are pretty amazing

fantano. I want an apollo stars review. NOW.

YOU NEED TO REVIEW NOMEANSNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantano I want an apollo stars review... On a more serious note, I want to know what you think of Protest the Hero.

No problem, brother.

Thisany existano.

Hi Basking Shark! You legitimately spooked me, lol.

Ya, but you'll go all ga-ga over modern rap and hip-hop shit, won't you?

brubeck_108 just like mormons

Or catholics

And not a very good one at that

It's almost as bad as that one book written by those four guys. What were their names again? Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? Worst sci-fi writers ever.

You should see the science fiction saul of tarsus wrote. Lmfao

***** It only partially explains it but yes, yes. Yes.

yep, and the other part is because of John Travolta..

Not just written by a scientology dude, it's basically a dramatization of their scripture. (Well, *one* of their scriptures.)

illuminatisos Breakout star of Battlefield Earth! =D

As far as I have heard, the movie isn't exactly doing the book justice.

yeah, while they're probably have some weird orgy right at this moment.

Mroker Weird orgy?! Those assholes are stealing my ideas! If I see an Aisha Clan Clan cosplayer wearing a strap on at their orgy, I'ma be pissed!

+wmfivethree I think he did because of Income Tax Evasion in the US. So he stayed in international waters or countries that do not have extradition treaties.

And now he's in the closet, now he's in the closet too.

Now I'm starting to get angry. So I PULL OUT MY GUN!!

Yo I’m from the future we got a whole new disease to reference also invest in GameStop trust me

+ponyphonic ♪ I do not sing what i believe, i only give them facts... ♪

+ponyphonic I would respond by playing Dead Kennedy's 'I Kill Children' over the top of it.

Nice.

+ponyphonic I know how to respond. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

+ponyphonic Well, Scientology certainly has a way of routing tax auditors.

It's yet another case of reality being stranger than fiction.

Ocodo im a fucking pickle...

Ayy time to become Floopfloopian

*SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!*

Rick and Morty is my religion

Ive always felt like they stole a bad ass name for something so lame. Lol i thought the same as a kid.

Why do you have such a hard time believing in God or a higher power or a spiritual world or world we don't see with our eyes? I wld think the other theories were just as likely if not less likely. When you don't know the answer anything could be the answer.

Before I knew anything about them I just assumed they where another Christian church that followed science too, not that they believed in aliens and had nothing to do with church or science really.

If they told you… you'd want to kill and possibly eat them. So better you don't know.

"Please stop. You're not making Christianity better, you're making Rock worse."

The church usually pressures members to buy lots of copies of such things. There's probably not a church member alive who doesn't own a few dozen copies of Battlefield Earth

Well, when these came out, as with any new product in Scientology, it's is called a "new release" or something like that, and members are pressured to buy copies and also to donate copies. If you are staff, you are given a quota to sell. They pressure you to buy cases of them to be distributed to libraries and whatnot. There haven't been a lot of music releases, so the main exposure you have to the music as a member is at "events". Scientology has I think around ten events per year for things like L Ron Hubbard's birthday, New Years Eve, Auditors Day (Scientology Auditors), IAS Anniversary, etc. They usually play the Joy of Creating and Road to Freedom CD's before and after the event as background music similar to regular human events.

Vanessa F Interesting. That makes sense to me!

A gtr teaching system where you had to give a dollar for each mistake might actually work,lol.

I now know what was missing in my life. Neigh

Yes, I think we can all agree that the horse song doesn't get the respect it deserves.

They wanted to use it in The man from snowy river. Didnt make the cut!

DharmaMidget i thouggt similar haha

I KNOW...IMAGINE IF MARALYN MANSON DID A COVER.......COULD THE MIND HANDLE IT....... THE OTHER QUESTION ONE HAS TO ASK IS WHY??

So is modern day, pop, crap.

me too..

yep.

saim didnt know it was scientology until i saw the banner thing

+Apsis Motion Pictures AdBlock+

then This Exists dosent get any money

Disquietude - Did you get new ones?

Amigo Delaindia your a cat on a keyboard arent you? Admit it......😺

Its all cool keyooot kitty, just goes to show even cats hate Scientology.......😸

Dude you could have just muted the video or something

Danny ExGun I always wondered what Maynard was saying right there

Jamtastic 33 He's saying quite clearly that Mother Nature, as differentiated from Father GOD, being cyclical in nature, will soon destroy the blight that is man-kind by means of tidal waves caused by meteor showers. Learn to swim but, it will only prolong the inevitable. Drown smiling my friend.

Lauren 34567 I know lol TOOL is life lol

Also, fuck retro anything, fuck your tattoos.

Fuck all these gun toting hip gangster wanna be's.

Evan Abbott Well the lunatics from this "church" would tell you that it is because you are broken and that they can fix you. You just need to buy few books for couple hundreds dollars. Oh then some more. And more... 😂

ITS DEMONS CRAWLING INTO YOUR BRAIN....

That means it’s working!

Can be said about any religion imo...

Andreas Elf Probably more so with scientologic music than anything else, since it is an Americanist cult's marketing scheme.

+Alan Postscript.... I thought the exact same thing.

+Alan Postscript indeed :O

Totally does lol coincidence??? Probably.

+Saman Ali lol. Church Lady would say... I think not.

+Alan Postscript 'Satan Husband' actually. :P

jesus christ please just stfu

Troyan4aic As a Jew, I endorse your message. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

ramen brother

Most of them are probably drug addicts now.

Sandra Ruiz Why drug addicts?

Hjärnan Masken Why not?

why think the worst? be positive

ramon girotto Yea, some might have been able to discard their scientology.

+GentlemanNietzsche That's so lame dude. Flat.

+Pineapple Farmer okay, that was funny.

+Pineapple Farmer Well, Skrillex's parents were actually Scientoligists lol

+Pineapple Farmer Sure! The North American Dubstep scene for real. UK and European scenes? Nooope!

+ScarryChili wow thats interesting

😅

I'm Bob!!!

Indeed

Thurl Ravenscroft Today I found out the guy who did the voice for Kellogg's Tony the Tiger also sang the iconic “You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” song in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The man was Thurl Ravenscroft.Dec 18, 2012

the scariest part, satan does not exist but L. Ron did, and his followers do.

He was actually a black man named L Ron hoyuobembe

Lord Farquaad WTF?! HAHAHAHAHA!!

And you never thought that about modern, pop, crap I guess. Odd.

You’re a Neo-Nazi, you had it coming.

YES

I thought everything from 2:50 onward, sounded pretty, damn, good, despite their twisted beliefs. This video was about their music - which I didn't even, know they had - and not their beliefs as such. The beliefs or how they enforce them, are crap and the music, actually, is not half bad. At least, much of what they presented here. A hell of a lot better than modern rap and hip-hop crap that's damn well sure. My Best. Out.

@@ivanj.conway9919 might want to get your hearing checked

@@Gesuspiece : Might want to check your taste. My hearing may be better than yours.

No, you and Ivan make 2. But that's probably it.

You mean this music IS shit!

By his name I think he meant what he said.

I guess his name is Ryan Capistrant, but yea, you sound about right

ok tom cruis

agreed

Brett Goldman You don't love doing your taxes?

Kind of ironic isn't it? Especially when you consider the fast that scientology sued and harassed the crap out of the IRS in order to attain tax exemption.

Brett Goldman Well to be fair, "auditing" sounds better than "brainwashing".

Considering they hate taxes

***** Have you ever seen them in the same room???

This Exists ...I just noticed - I've also never seen Spiderman in the same room with one of them...! They are all... All are... ONE Person...... Wait... Three is one? Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!

ILLUMINATI!!!

Illuminutty deformed!

Tony Midyett Chuckled. That's a new one. lol

👌🔥🔥

I'd be a true patrician and listen to it I r o n i c a l l y

You don't have to now, listen here for free and watch some documentaries about Xenu as well :D

Yes... beLIEve

James Smart Have some plans.

+Johnny NoGooD No, unusual means something out of the ordinary, or different. Religion in generally is pretty ordinary.

+This Exists You need to do an episode on o9a-inspired bands, like Dark Imperivm. abglodge.wordpress.com/2014/05/15/dark-imperivm-the-band/

It's called Unblack Metal. Learn your facts before posting a comment.

+Alpha Reads It's called all three.

sure did

not me... blocked...!

Charles Harris I did.

Charles Harris I DID!!! I literally screamed!! 😂

Uh-huh.

+OneQuest1 True. the best jazz composer of the 70`s

+OneQuest1 Him being a scientologist baffles me a bit.

+bibbly bobbly not Stanley.....ohhhh poop

+OneQuest1 Yeah, man. Return To Forever's self titled was a monster.

bibbly bobbly good point.

+Darragh Tate Corea regards Hubbard as a fine keyboard player. Go figure. Still, Stanley Clarke left the 'church', and he's still in the RTF reunion.

+Darragh Tate Its bad enough that he is an active member of Scientology. You needn't spread the lie that Chick won't hire anyone who isn't a Scientologist.

+Darragh Tate Corea does hire non Scientologists into his band..but has been known to occasionally try and proselytize his beliefs, w/ inappropriate comments and remarks, creating some awkward situations. Two of his former guitarists mentioned this: Bill Connors - original RTF member, and Scott Henderson, original Electrik Band member...maybe it's some personal thing against guitarists in particular, because as far as I know, his long time bassist John Patittucci - himself a devout Catholic - never did.

+Darragh Tate is that why Al left?

+Darragh Tate Not completely true. Al DiMeola never converted and played on 3 albums, and has talked about it recently on his facebook how a little weird it was, and also how Stanley rejoined the church to basically get back on Chick's good side.

So? Catholicism could be considered a country. Don't get me wrong, I think Scientologists are insane, but having a business license doesn't make them "not a religion"

no, there are some that believe it. i been in some of their rehabs and while most of them are totally in it just for the money, there are some that really believe the teachings, or at least the concepts hubbard came up with

oh, most definitely. it was created on a whim and a dare but he turned it into a massive money maker. the amounts of money they make overall is INSANE

Shrike They applied for a recognition as religion, but failed as their main field of operation is for profit. You have to prouve that your main field of opperation is the common good, in order to get a recognition as religion. The German state collects taxes for organized religious groups, so the state ensures that cults and sekts are excluded from this source. Schools actively educate pupil on cults and how they work. Scientology, Fiat Lux, Jehova Witnesses and other cults are specifically targeted during lessons.

And this is what's known as cult brainwashing or mind control.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Thank you for Introducing me to this music. Blast it when I'm picking up old people on my bus route.

I think Scientologists worship Cthulhu.

They're not that cool.

If it summons him, and he makes us immune to his wrath, I'm down.

+Andy Pitchless Praise be to the 'Bob'.

PRAISE "BOB"!

+Andy Pitchless May BOB grant us endless SLACK!

Sounds slack to me. :D

or Isaac Hayes

His dad was a Scientologist, there's no proof he actually practiced it. It'd make a lot of sense if he just avoided talking about it because of his family..

Actually Beck is awesome. Scientologist or not, the guy makes great music

Electrickoolaid A Yep

Gotta agree big time with you.

Must admit musically thats a top song, lyrically is questionable

Brian Whatsun - with this kind of (jazz) music, Miles Davis can sleep soundly.

I actually came across that album when it came out originally and thought the same thing...wtf.

Never seen Cowboy Bebop?

Boo Radley It's pretty wild, right? I hope it never changes.

+Boo Radley To me, not enough reptilians.

+Makanek Malek HISSSSSSSSSSS?

+USSEnterpriseNCC1628 it's not like people are going to be arguing _for_ Scientology

+E.B. White Yeah, HSSSSsssssssss!

MeltedPearlsthe actor who played chef was killed by his church.

:(

nod to vice city reference

Those who don't believe in Kifflom will not respawn. You guys need to re-evaluate your heathen ways.

Nah, I'll hide in the bushes, put twigs in my hair and call myself a wolverine.

I still listen to pressing issues to this day, Marice Chavez is the man of my dreams

Gonna do that. For anyone interested, pick up your telephone and call now: 1-866-9 SAVE ME

I been audited by the IRS a number of times, and I still got them thetans. WTF??

+Qermaq funny as FUCK

Phakeme Dlamini May the hidden one guide your path

Yeah, makes Lovecraft seem like a bore.

Yeah by far. It's kinda good