Scorch's PFG TV - ralphthemoviemaker 

"Do you... uhhh. Ever have like a... good fight with your wife?" Are you sure this isn't an eric andre bit?

The dude talking about his depression along with their reactions was supremely uncomfortable

He seems like someone you'd meet while taking the bus.

He's like a human cigarette.

This show is like something that’s one the tv in Grand Theft Auto.

It sounds like Scorch is constantly talking through a burp.

- "I've been very depressed" - "WHY is THAT??"

Ralph complains about how the set changes every half season, yet every time Ralph makes a video, he is in a different room

he's like a post-apocalyptic late-night host.

He sounds like he chain-smokes rolled up carpets for his every waking hour

Can't wait for Scorch to be sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

This guy makes Christian Bale’s Batman sound like an angel.

"Can you demonstrate right now" How is this not a sketch

This guy had a uncredited role in suicide squad

“She liked the stabbing and went for s’more” You can’t convince me that’s not a Jimmy Fallon joke

Scorch's voice sounds like he's trying to compete in the world record of having the longest burp.

He's like Joe Rogan if he did heroin instead of DMT.

"How many alphabet letters" That's a portion of a question right there

"'I'm Charles Styles Mystery Dinners, know what I mean?!"

Eric Andre : imma make the most absurd show ever Scorch: hold my Lucky Buddha Beer

« It has rice flakes in it » -Scorch, 2019

*”Welcome* *to* *Scorch’s* *PFG* *TV”* triggers a similar fight or flight response as *”Charles* *Stiles,* *Mystery* *Diners”*

I love the way he says “beer”, though. He should do commercial voice-overs. Or a bedtime story... about beer.

Charles Stiles as a guest on Scorch’s PFG TV. Most ambitious crossover of all time

When Sibb stood off the side like Hannibal Buress I honestly died

This was Beetlejuice before he died

If you’re wondering Sib’s daughter actually is Dwayne Johnson’s current wife. His cause of death was loss of consciousness (on a cruise ship) in the Atlantic Sea. God bless your soul Sib

"Mom, can we get Eric Andre" "We have Eric Andre at home" Eric Andre at home:

"Hi, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner" "It ain't no easy grab, they got T!" "Hm, release the drone, then" "YEAHHH!"

his voice is like reverse asmr

This is Doug Walker in 20 years.

Ever since the first time I had a Lucky Buddha beer, I thought the same exact thing: perfect beer. You put it in a cooler. You cover it with ice. When you get out to your location, as you're digging down in the ice and you're hearing the crackling of the ice, chinkling against the bottles and your hand going in the ice and you're freezing your tuchus off, you pull out that crisp, cold, refreshing Lucky Buddha beer. Amongst everything else, it has rice flakes in the beer, the finest quality ingredients, and the rice flakes. I talk about the rice flakes a lot because I'm honest, I've been a party for a while, but I've never actually heard of beer with rice flakes.

This show looks like something you'd see on TV while staying in a cheap motel in the middle of nowhere late at night because you're too sick to get up and find the remote to change the channel I would know because that happened to me several years ago

When are we gonna tell Ralph that his only audience is his dog, who writes all the comments?

When he says, “Beer,” it sounds like he’s burping. Scratch that he always sounds he’s burping.

The whole montage of Scorch asking questions is so hilarious. "If you had to do an A to Z, how many of the alphabet letters have you hit with bands that you've worked with?"

When he was on radio he used to have a segment called “totally nude radio” where he claimed to be dj-ing while completely naked. He may have been lying

That co-host who just repeats everything he says is the most irritating thing I’ve heard. It’s like talking to Cleverbot or a brick wall

Did he ask them to demonstrate sexual harassment in the workplace?! LMFAO

I too struggle with “unowhatimean” syndrome.

funny funny man. a little touchy. a little "mr mc feely" at times.

This looks like a show you’d find for free on TV in a cheap motel

Scorch will make a perfect television host in a dystopian future.

This man sounds like a tough guy in dubbed anime.

Clearly this is where Eric Andre got his inspiration.

His voice and his appearance looks like something straight out of The Simpsons

"This is Scorch, and we're live on Scorch's PFG tv. Up next is our first guest, Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

For anyone wondering what Scorch is up to now, he hosts a radio station in Wisconsin called “The X” (He does the morning segment), it’s a rock station and he actually takes calls on the air

Ralph, you haven't accepted my birthday party invitation, and my mom needs to know before tomorrow

That Steve Sweeney interview was the most depressing thing I've ever seen

Eat a cigar every time Scorch says "Ya know what I mean" and you'll almost sound like him by the end of the video

Hearing scorch’s voice makes me want to clear my throat

Ralph looks older here. Like a proper handsome man wtf is this where has my dorky little twink gone

“Stay tuned after the break to hear today’s color of the day!” *10 minutes later* “Welcome back, everyone! Today’s color is the day is blue. Here’s a new song by Lady Gaga!” Actual Scorch bit.

“Timmy Tombstone from Wolfbang” sounds like the name of a crazed demolitionist in a western

“When you’re freezing you’re Tookus off, reach into an ice-cold cooler, with ice-cold ice, and grab the beer with the rice.” *🍺 Lucky Buddha Beer 🍺*

Sib Hashian was a great musician and legitimately famous guy. Idk why he was on this show he was probably just friends with scorch.

The fact he has this video put up on his website is hilarious.

Holy shit i just had a vietnam flashback. I remember when scorch used to give out free pizzas to get a "crowd" to show up to his taping. He aslo used to buy air space like an info-mercial

I love this. I used to do a podcast/radio show on my college radio station and get basically zero viewers. This reminds me so much of those times. Pretending to be big. Pretending to have sponsors. This is every college radio hosts dream.

"They're always changing their location every mid season" Ralph "I have 8 houses" Scepe Jr Yeah!

His voice is like Seth Rogen's laugh on repeat

I literally ran into Scorch today at the grocery store. In case anyone was wondering he's a radio DJ for a rock station in Wisconsin now.

It looks like it was filmed in the 90's but they somehow have laptops and flatscreens

*"LUCKY💦BUDDHA💦BEER"* I feel bad for his poor mic. He spits after every word.

His voice probably died after he said “Scorch’s PFG Tv” for the thousandth time

His voice is like a mix between Alex Jones and Macho Man Randy Savage.

“i want you to put me to sleep.” that wasnt a joke

Tonight we have METALLICA on the show! *Shows live concert footage of a phone*

i can’t handle the closeups on him when he’s talking i keep thinking he’s about to swallow the toothpick

i can believe millions of people fall asleep with the tv on.

This is like that time Kramer pretended to have a talk show in his apartment.

Fun Fact: According to Sam Roberts, a producer for Opie and Anthony who interned for Scorch, Scorch told him that he was writing 5 grand worth of toothpicks off his taxes.

he sounds like he's been smoking for longer than he''s been alive he's literally just alex jones without the conspiracies

Ralph: “THEY GOT T” Scorch: “YEAH”

"Scorches P-I-S-S TV" fucking killed me like holy shit this is legit Eric Andre tier

Scorch seems like the kind of guy that's going to want this video taken down.

He sounds like the security guy for the Salty Spittoon

I wonder how many times Scorch begged Sib to get The Rock on his Show. Rip Sib great Drummer from the band Boston!

I think the Yeah!Guy is the only real person in the audience.

This review of his show is the most exposure he has ever had.

Imagine falling asleep while your TV is on and you wake up thinking you’re in a fever dream but it’s really just Scorch’s TV

I'm extremely impressed by his singing of the Star Spangled Banner

Scotch’s stock “Yeah!” is just his version of Eric’s “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!”

I just feel bad for the guy, and even more when they trick Steve Sweeney to be in there. The guy looked shattered, that must have been the most depressing thing for the guy...

He seems like a normal-ass guy with one semi-famous friend and delusions of grandeur. Not at all uncommon.

Doesn't Eric Andre also have a "Yeah" guy? You were right when you said this guy is literally the unironic Eric Andre

Some are odd and some deranged… Stories that are very strange. WEIRD NEWS! WEIRD NEWS!

I can't believe you actually got THE ralphthemoviemaker to agree to an interview.

He sounds like if the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob was trying to do an impression of Alex Jones

The Buddha Beer part is the ASMR I never knew I didn't want.

Are we sure this isn't what Eric Andre is just parodying?

Don’t let this distract you from nostalgia critics the wall

I have a personal head cannon that the "yeah!" guy is just there for every show and has no range of yeah.

I'm shocked that they weren't lying and Sib's daughter is now in fact The Rock's wife

*sounds like he's been eating cigarettes for 10 years* I'm ded.

Scorch: we don’t laugh at sex offenders Also scorch: repeatedly tells stories of female domestic abusers grievously harming there partner as a joke.

“This episode of Scorch’s PFGTV is sponsored by-“ _ad immediately cuts in_

When he was singing the national anthem it sounded like his voice box was about to explode.

As a Bostonian, the “know what I mean?” shit is definitely a regional thing. Even though I’ve lived in California most of my life I see people in Boston do it all the time and I do it quite a bit as well