Goomba = Heavy Mushroom = Sandman Flower = FaN Turtle = Medic(k) Super star = BONK! Flag = Control Point Green Pipe = Teleporter Entrance ( wait...scout never uses teleporter! ) Danger Flower = Demoknight Game over = :ragequit:
Medic: Standing near zhe flagpole does nothing! Slide down zhe flagpole, dummkopf! Soldier: You WILL help me slide down my flagpole! Scout: How's the weather over there, player? Get to the freakin' flagpole! Engineer: Slide yerself down the flagpole, mister. Sniper: Slide down the flagpole, wanker! Heavy: You, stoopid! Come, slide down flagpole! Demo: Slide down the bloody flagpole, ya half-wit! Pyro: [Mmmmphs something about getting to the flagpole] Spy: Come slide down the flagpole!
Scout should've been in Super Mario Bros Crossover. He could probably do more damage than Megaman, and the Force-A-Nature has got to be better at blasting Bowser than a regular Fire Flower :D
No, I don't mean the voice actor. I mean that he sounds like him, and says things like "Just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothing." at 1:48 and "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free." at 0:48
Scout, there's no need to destroy a perfectly good TV. You just need to have patience and time your jumps a bit better. Mario can't run as fast as you can without any setbacks.
Because of Scout's incompetance, Bowser Koopa sucsessfull took over the Mushroom Kingdom and enslaved all races around the world weither or not they were the Toads or peace-loving Koopas.
