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Meet the Medic 

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Not every mad doctor lives in a castle surrounded by villagers with pitchforks. Sometimes they live in the trenches, where there's plenty of spare parts flying around and a pressing need to get inventive with them.

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@the_chilinski_fam
@the_chilinski_fam 3 года назад
This is so unrealistic. The medic healed scout
@onlyrushb6428
@onlyrushb6428 3 года назад
"t o o f a s t f o r y o u"
@lolforlife2487
@lolforlife2487 3 года назад
Hes using quick fix
@asussybaka661
@asussybaka661 3 года назад
There’s a thing called *CRITICAL HEALS*, where if the pat- i mean experiment isn’t damaged for a certain amount of time, they get healed quicker than the flash. and the scout hadn’t been damaged in like 2 mins, so basically, he got healed sooper fast
@CloudMouth27
@CloudMouth27 3 года назад
M e d i c s D o n ' t H e a l S c o u t s
@generalgrevious8246
@generalgrevious8246 3 года назад
As a scout main I confirm this is unrealistic cuz he healed a scout
@fatmeatball
@fatmeatball 8 лет назад
**Bare hands for surgery** **Puts on gloves for handling gun**
@bringbackcaramel2302
@bringbackcaramel2302 8 лет назад
Classy.
@mikeoxbig8217
@mikeoxbig8217 8 лет назад
Well how what else are you supposed to do
@midas2092
@midas2092 7 лет назад
Wear those gloves for going up your ass?
@parmesanbrawler7183
@parmesanbrawler7183 7 лет назад
probably another reason why he lost his medical license.
@secretzoya2921
@secretzoya2921 7 лет назад
I honestly thought that he was wearing gloves during the surgery but it was all just blood
@TechChap648
@TechChap648 5 месяцев назад
"DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?" "I have no idea!!" From that moment, the best cinematic masterpiece was created.
@zaidioothman2720
@zaidioothman2720 2 месяца назад
This is too epic
@andrewsemenenko8826
@andrewsemenenko8826 2 месяца назад
The man of science for sure!❤
@ParlinW
@ParlinW 2 месяца назад
I can't believe people are still watching! Love the tf2 community
@Youraveragewarthundergamer
@Youraveragewarthundergamer Месяц назад
I am the 1000th like
@FlimAnimates
@FlimAnimates Месяц назад
@@Youraveragewarthundergamerman that’s really important to know is it?
@stefantsarev4442
@stefantsarev4442 2 месяца назад
A Russian Heavy. A French spy. An Australian Sniper. An American Soldier. A Bostonian Scout. A Texan Engineer. A Scottish Demoman. A German Medic. A... Pyro. Still incredible after 15 years.
@Jeff_Biden
@Jeff_Biden Месяц назад
does this mean texans and people from boston arent american
@_indig0
@_indig0 Месяц назад
@@Jeff_Biden yes, yes it does
@NeOn-kb2jw
@NeOn-kb2jw Месяц назад
Sniper is a New Zealander
@TheIrreverentUncleAl
@TheIrreverentUncleAl Месяц назад
D I V E R S I T Y
@_indig0
@_indig0 Месяц назад
@@TheIrreverentUncleAl better than modern diversity
@AverageCatz
@AverageCatz 3 года назад
"9/10 doctors recommend this" That one doctor:
@a_1973_love_yourself
@a_1973_love_yourself 3 года назад
Lol
@the_yobo
@the_yobo 3 года назад
Lol
@MetroC0p
@MetroC0p 3 года назад
XD
@ur_boyfriend8612
@ur_boyfriend8612 3 года назад
I’ll actually trust this doctor to cure some incurable diseases cuz he doesn’t have a moral compass and would do anything to achieve his goal lol
@bananaman9712
@bananaman9712 3 года назад
he is the only one who can cure cancer
@neo-luddismrules
@neo-luddismrules 3 года назад
Remember, medic removed someone's skeleton without killing them
@astro-naut2567
@astro-naut2567 3 года назад
engineer gaming
@TheGreatestMango
@TheGreatestMango 3 года назад
@Tf2 medic yes i think your very skilled
@Kieran5
@Kieran5 3 года назад
@Tf2 medic Not if you use the vaccinator.
@naughtymelon6712
@naughtymelon6712 3 года назад
Not only did he leave them alive, but he left them alive long enough to wake up and realize only their skeleton was missing!
@wolferon6235
@wolferon6235 3 года назад
@@naughtymelon6712 And doctor was never heard from again!
@star_shaun
@star_shaun 5 месяцев назад
I love how they're both just casually joking around while heavy's chest is just ripped open
@Lance14470
@Lance14470 Месяц назад
Tf2 momen
@EllpaFox47
@EllpaFox47 Месяц назад
Hey, I think I’d want my surgery experience to be a little less stressful Humor is the perfect distraction
@Mic.vencer
@Mic.vencer 27 дней назад
And they have a small army outside their front door
@user-en6jw2cc4n
@user-en6jw2cc4n 20 дней назад
Well you know what they say: Laughter is the best medicine
@BlooMonkiMan
@BlooMonkiMan 19 дней назад
​@@EllpaFox47 shame Australium isn't real 😔
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 3 месяца назад
I think it’s fair to say all of meet the team videos are the best video game trailers ever made, not only because they’re so good but because the game lives up to the hype
@shad00w239
@shad00w239 2 месяца назад
They made these videos to live up to the hype of the game - and they did a damn good job - but ya these came out well after the game xD
@fearofdeath
@fearofdeath Месяц назад
이상적이지만 사실 정확한 내용이지
@krle7970
@krle7970 Месяц назад
Smash ultimate trailers are equally the best, for different reasons
@EssieBell-xu4yt
@EssieBell-xu4yt Месяц назад
This and the steam trailer for Sky: Children of the light, trust me when I say those are Disney levels of animation.
@bighead12349
@bighead12349 12 дней назад
the fact that they made it in 2012.. (atleast meet the medic is at 2012) is INSANE.
@DeletedUserInGreen
@DeletedUserInGreen 3 года назад
Overwatch lore: *intertwining cinematic universe with random characters* TF2 lore: Medic steals a mans skeleton without killing him
@mskull24gaming79
@mskull24gaming79 3 года назад
Alright I’m first comment now stuff my face full of likes
@whydio1500
@whydio1500 3 года назад
Overwatch face wear: You can cheat without cheating Tf2 face wear: sunshine and rainbows
@ryderr4702
@ryderr4702 3 года назад
@@mskull24gaming79 no
@lightbulb8888
@lightbulb8888 3 года назад
*Meet The Medic*
@DeletedUserInGreen
@DeletedUserInGreen 3 года назад
And also New Zealand is canonically underwater
@TheRugarat
@TheRugarat 2 года назад
"Kill me" "Later" The nonchalant vibe really seals in the humor
@JO-E2
@JO-E2 2 года назад
Update: the spy head is now dead
@t-wotbIndonesia
@t-wotbIndonesia 2 года назад
@@JO-E2 portal from tds/tower defense simulator has opened and you find you wife you wife is tds medic
@vocalthrower448
@vocalthrower448 2 года назад
@@JO-E2 when and where do I find the info?
@eku.l
@eku.l 2 года назад
@@t-wotbIndonesia why tf are you bringing tds into this
@Potato-mb2wg
@Potato-mb2wg 2 года назад
I see lonk pfp I liek
@pyroarraptors0766
@pyroarraptors0766 3 месяца назад
I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out yet. but when medic holds heavy’s original heart the cardiograph registers a heartbeat but when it’s destroyed by attempting to ubercharge it the cardiograph flatlines. Neat detail
@alienbonez
@alienbonez Месяц назад
i actually never noticed that!! i swear i notice new things in this video every time i rewatch it lol
@Zarmdthecoolest
@Zarmdthecoolest 13 дней назад
Is that a violet-backed starling in your icon
@Hamster-py2lf
@Hamster-py2lf 3 месяца назад
0:39 I love how Heavy's face goes from laughing to shocked within less than a second. He's like "Wait, this story is about YOU?"
@deKahedron
@deKahedron 4 года назад
I love how, when he closes the Heavy up, everything grows back, except the broken rib. _Even his clothes_
@dominicmusgrove3203
@dominicmusgrove3203 4 года назад
He said they don't grow back.
@x15tian
@x15tian 4 года назад
Dr Bright clothes don’t grow back. Tho
@electromagg8958
@electromagg8958 4 года назад
@@x15tian He never said the clothes don't grow back.
@mrnolalife
@mrnolalife 4 года назад
Christian Apolinario I guess ✓ he never said it doesn’t
@x15tian
@x15tian 4 года назад
No Life Gamer Alexander yeah but he said that the medic said the ribs don’t grow back, but clothes don’t grow back either!
@a199719971997
@a199719971997 4 года назад
Mercy: We are compassion. Medic: HOLD YOUR RIBCAGE OPEN FOR ME.
@crazycorey8342
@crazycorey8342 4 года назад
That's legit fking hilarious
@heselofhephidiyiai5985
@heselofhephidiyiai5985 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure they're both german Edit: OK, I SAID I WAS PRETTY SURE, AFTER 15 REPLIES I KNOW, SHUT UP
@awddfg
@awddfg 4 года назад
*_666th like_*
@gameseeker6307
@gameseeker6307 4 года назад
This guy has some Richtofen vibes.
@schnoig_
@schnoig_ 4 года назад
Silas Peddle you’re joking right?
@LilyCult
@LilyCult 5 месяцев назад
1:31 “Should I be awake for this?” “You’re asking me *now?*”
@the-commenter-ever
@the-commenter-ever 3 месяца назад
I love all the subtle character details in this animation, like Medic's surprise when he breaks Heavy's rib or Soldier flinching at the "Now Serving" ding. Other ones like Heavy taking a moment to process Medic's story before laughing and looking offended when Medic says he's filthy. I love this game.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад
So for those who didn't hear, Medic lost his medical license _By stealing a person's skeleton without killing them._ Jeez.
@daniellewilson8527
@daniellewilson8527 3 года назад
That is hardcore
@UltraFork
@UltraFork 3 года назад
Could you imagine a blob of flesh STILL Alive in a hospital
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад
@@UltraFork more like a roughly human-shaped Gooey sack that is highly concerned and must use a sepap to breathe.
@Madgerger1205
@Madgerger1205 3 года назад
The flesh: KILL ME!!!!!
@umbramaster7459
@umbramaster7459 3 года назад
Wait, doctors aren't supposed to do that?
@jolo8224
@jolo8224 4 года назад
I love how Heavy gets offended when Medic calls his insides “filthy,” haha.
@rengiemakes7948
@rengiemakes7948 4 года назад
Still is funny to me too
@luftwaffle4156
@luftwaffle4156 4 года назад
I always thought he looked concerned
@rengiemakes7948
@rengiemakes7948 4 года назад
@@luftwaffle4156 it's a mixed reaction between " bish what?!! " And "bish what???!"
@cowdy_
@cowdy_ 4 года назад
I cant like rn because it’s at 420 likes
@dontsayflan4315
@dontsayflan4315 4 года назад
Heh... *BIRDS*
@user-yx7vc3rf5j
@user-yx7vc3rf5j 5 месяцев назад
In my opinion this is the best meet the team video. Medic has such an awsome personality
@MechsTechNGames
@MechsTechNGames 5 месяцев назад
I love the fact that the medic is both brilliant….and a fruit loop at the same time. That’s why I main him. “Oops, that wasn’t medicine!”
@denino2003
@denino2003 5 месяцев назад
He’s also fruity 🍌
@MrAnt-sf2sk
@MrAnt-sf2sk 4 года назад
The heavy fires his gun for about 26 seconds. That’s over $800,000. Edit: with some quick calculator skilz i have come to the conclusion that a single bullet from heavy’s gun is 100$
@electrobot9871
@electrobot9871 4 года назад
Heavy: BAAAADDD
@KafkaDeAwesome
@KafkaDeAwesome 4 года назад
I swear Heavy has more Money than the world economy
@brodiero-solar302
@brodiero-solar302 4 года назад
Mr. Ant oh
@holybananapeel3795
@holybananapeel3795 4 года назад
*"Who touch my gun!?"*
@guymaniii6467
@guymaniii6467 4 года назад
No he bought the whole gun so it’s cool now
@serraiglesias8552
@serraiglesias8552 3 года назад
Medic steals a mans skeleton without killing him And they take away his license for performing such a feat???
@BapGap
@BapGap 3 года назад
I wanna know where that skeleton is for reasons you dont need to know
@elicook4656
@elicook4656 3 года назад
overwatch is better by 100x
@aprofessionalgamer5355
@aprofessionalgamer5355 3 года назад
@@elicook4656 lol what? No kek.
@BapGap
@BapGap 3 года назад
@@elicook4656 how?
@serraiglesias8552
@serraiglesias8552 3 года назад
@@elicook4656 no.
@alibrown172
@alibrown172 2 месяца назад
Coming back to this now is like watching your wedding video during the divorce.
@orangejuice6360
@orangejuice6360 2 месяца назад
the heavymedic divorce arc ...
@RF-Ataraxia
@RF-Ataraxia Месяц назад
That's... an interesting analogy...
@AfterthymeGaming
@AfterthymeGaming 22 дня назад
I would like an explanation of that feeling, please.
@thatguy7546
@thatguy7546 10 дней назад
​@@AfterthymeGamingprobably because of what state the game is in right now
@orangejuice6360
@orangejuice6360 8 дней назад
@@AfterthymeGaming I think they may be reffering to that time when the voice actors were proposed with the question of whether or not Heavy would choose Medic over Sasha in a ride-or-die situation, and since Heavy didn't knew how to answer the question, Medic insisted on him to better answer it, which then Heavy admitted that he'd choose Sasha, to which Medic replied with "you're not coming to dinner anymore" and Heavy said "it was fun while it lasted" and they kept having this "divorced with mutual feelings for eachother" dynamic on the Sandvich Saga & Meet The Crew, where Medic tends to bring up The Question from time to time while Heavy tries to make up for him (even proposing counseling and to be a throuple with Sasha)
@p1xxlated34_noh
@p1xxlated34_noh 3 месяца назад
"I AM BULLETPROF!!!!" Most touching qoute ever
@bruhtistic
@bruhtistic 3 года назад
In a real war : Oh, a Medic, not a problem, let him go In TF2 : THERE'S THE MEDIC, RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS
@bottomgayminguwu
@bottomgayminguwu 3 года назад
Geneva convention: *Exists* Tf2: MORE LIKE GENEVA SUGESSTION!
@slickcalf985
@slickcalf985 3 года назад
@@bottomgayminguwu you have done the copy of comment mine
@bottomgayminguwu
@bottomgayminguwu 3 года назад
@@slickcalf985 I haven't even seen your comment...zis is unacceptable!
@bottomgayminguwu
@bottomgayminguwu 3 года назад
@@slickcalf985 What? Ok.. but I don't remember sorry.
@vivelespatat2670
@vivelespatat2670 3 года назад
@@bottomgayminguwu MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад
I like how the one time he’s not wearing gloves is when he’s performing surgery.
@YuuyaKZMI
@YuuyaKZMI 4 года назад
His normal gloves are covered in blood from battle. They're much dirtier compared to his hands. LOL
@YuuyaKZMI
@YuuyaKZMI 3 года назад
@Devastation Someone has anger issues they need to sort out.
@BlackEndFlame1334
@BlackEndFlame1334 3 года назад
Nice name topside Delta moment
@e.j5813
@e.j5813 3 года назад
Must be a European thing
@admiralAlfonso9001
@admiralAlfonso9001 3 года назад
Eddy Jimenez probably
@TheGiraffeJustin
@TheGiraffeJustin 2 месяца назад
I love how the medic could even heal the shirt fabric
@I.O_Productions
@I.O_Productions 2 месяца назад
But not heavy's broken rib...
@aforkingfork
@aforkingfork 12 дней назад
​@@I.O_Productionslike he said, ribs dont grow back
@harrishromero6447
@harrishromero6447 10 дней назад
​@@aforkingforki mean fabric are made out of hair right?
@robinspearkite1338
@robinspearkite1338 4 месяца назад
Still my favourite "Heals" type character of all time. Shows a healer doesn't have to always be blandly positive in games for once.
@sweetlitlbumblb
@sweetlitlbumblb 3 месяца назад
This feels very targeted towards Mercy.
@robinspearkite1338
@robinspearkite1338 3 месяца назад
​@sweetlitlbumblb If it is targeted towards mercy, that's only because she is the main example at time of writing. 'Heals' classes have been personality "ricecakes" much, much longer in many more games.
@xaviidk
@xaviidk 2 месяца назад
@@robinspearkite1338 medic is a rice cake with 50 pounds of shredded Mexican style cheese made in German with 50 German sausages mast on it with a bit of cocaine
@karbohydrates1842
@karbohydrates1842 Месяц назад
The funny thing is that he's also the closest to an actual doctor in terms of behavior compared to most other healers I've seen. Or at least surgeons.
@xaviidk
@xaviidk Месяц назад
@@karbohydrates1842 no at least insane person who lost his medical license at most a OK-ish doctor actually in a hospital
@JimKuback2009
@JimKuback2009 3 года назад
I just love how totally undaunted the medic is. Heavy guy's heart explodes? No problem, just grab a new one. Bird in heavy guy's chest? Just shoo him away. Head in fridge is begging for death? That sounds like a problem for tomorrow medic. Super ape heart has an unnatural reaction to the health beam? That looks good. No idea if this will work? Modern medicine didn't get anywhere without some unethical experimentation and there's no better time than now to find out.
@JimKuback2009
@JimKuback2009 3 года назад
@Dav77 Q. that sounds like a problem for tomorrow medic.
@kldn-xtlxmr7675
@kldn-xtlxmr7675 3 года назад
In some kind of weird ass twisted way, yes you're right, most of our modern medicine is pretty much bullshit if compared to old medicine and viceversa
@ivanivan744
@ivanivan744 3 года назад
Medic: Treat yourself (because nobody else will)
@PassTheSnails
@PassTheSnails 3 года назад
Just imagine the disappointment when Heavy gets random crit mid-uber and medic’s just “:/... well back to ze drawing board”
@argonhammer9352
@argonhammer9352 3 года назад
@@kldn-xtlxmr7675 what?
@antoniobush4560
@antoniobush4560 4 года назад
I don't know how but they managed to make the goddamn healer the most badass character in the game.
@mickon7404
@mickon7404 4 года назад
And that's only trailer..
@bellidragon540
@bellidragon540 4 года назад
I am so proud :)
@kaljami9095
@kaljami9095 4 года назад
@@thiccynicccy mercy: fake angel Medic: ill buy a pen with a soul
@thiccynicccy
@thiccynicccy 4 года назад
@@kaljami9095 Lmao too true..... Too true...
@danisky5115
@danisky5115 4 года назад
I hummed this while I was ubërcharged It was perfect
@prohibitatedfromtf2
@prohibitatedfromtf2 4 месяца назад
demoman can't grow an eye but scout can grow a tooth
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 14 дней назад
Because that particular eye turns into monster every Halloween and tries to kill them, so Medic programmed his healing gun to not repair that eye.
@bispsmith9236
@bispsmith9236 3 дня назад
@@ceu160193based comics enjoyer
@drumstick_panini
@drumstick_panini 2 месяца назад
Love how medic decides to put on gloves after operating on heavy
@souly254
@souly254 4 года назад
Mercy: literal angel Medic: a saw wielding psycopath
@xxxxxx5868
@xxxxxx5868 4 года назад
Probably why everyone likes Medic more
@topaz7462
@topaz7462 4 года назад
A psychopath in a support role The best combination
@philiphunt-bull5817
@philiphunt-bull5817 4 года назад
Also, if you go into the deep lore, Mercy is way more of a monster, but the game just glosses over that.
@bunkerdown8494
@bunkerdown8494 4 года назад
The medic is a literal sadist
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 4 года назад
Shows the difference between the games.
@xxxxxx5868
@xxxxxx5868 4 года назад
I think this trailer summarizes why people like Medic more then Mercy
@keeganb653
@keeganb653 4 года назад
It's the exact reason my friend.
@rowenjensen539
@rowenjensen539 4 года назад
Ok.
@keeganb653
@keeganb653 4 года назад
@@yzertqhbog6597 your damn right
@alexwoogie462
@alexwoogie462 4 года назад
I have a friend who thinks mercy is better than medic
@butterball8378
@butterball8378 4 года назад
Mercy doesn't really have a lot of character other than "I do Healz"
@zacharyclark4652
@zacharyclark4652 14 дней назад
Gabe: “It’s just a video to getting to know the medic, you don’t have to worry about the music.” Valve Orchestra:
@MatoMaterTomato
@MatoMaterTomato 5 месяцев назад
oh man those trumpets still give me goosebumps
@mynamesnotshanekid8250
@mynamesnotshanekid8250 5 лет назад
scout was probably at 124 hp
@gletchguy8806
@gletchguy8806 5 лет назад
Lol I get the joke, but its also kinda not since we seen in the video he gets hit by 3 rockets but most probable thing is he stole a med pac and got 124/125 hp
@capndank
@capndank 5 лет назад
@@gletchguy8806 yes
@Guppyg53
@Guppyg53 5 лет назад
fffffffffffucking
@Aa-dn1oq
@Aa-dn1oq 5 лет назад
Hey old timer, what place is this?
@mynamesnotshanekid8250
@mynamesnotshanekid8250 5 лет назад
@@Aa-dn1oq Don't you know where you are, Sonny!
@devlyn1816
@devlyn1816 3 года назад
The medic: Ribs DONT grow back The medi-gun: **Proceeds to regenerate “cloth cells”**
@LocalGoober10
@LocalGoober10 3 года назад
Wouldn’t be surprised if their clothes were super-imposed onto their bodies, you almost never see them wear anything else.
@pinkknight6305
@pinkknight6305 3 года назад
@@LocalGoober10 Bro you can switch there clothes in the game
@TheCheeseMovesSideways
@TheCheeseMovesSideways 3 года назад
Do they even wash them? Do they even shower?
@nemu4677
@nemu4677 3 года назад
probably not which makes the fact that medic has used his own underwear to soak up blood to then transfer to the mercs even more unsanitary
@rundownpear2601
@rundownpear2601 3 года назад
@@nemu4677 “I’ve been using my own underwear to sponge blood out of puddles. Trust me the blood type is the least of your problems”
@IceCreamPalor
@IceCreamPalor 15 дней назад
To this day this is still the most unnecessaryly awesome introduction made
@SillyBobAnimations
@SillyBobAnimations 2 месяца назад
“It’s just a theme for a silly doctor, don’t go too hard” The composer:
@musicboi1145
@musicboi1145 3 года назад
Medic: * no glove open heart surgery * Medic: * puts in gloves for holding gun *
@steamhamz5156
@steamhamz5156 3 года назад
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY GERMS COULD BE ON THAT HANDLE, I THOUGH COVID WOULD MAKE PEOPLE MORE CAREFUL
@dehydrated1
@dehydrated1 3 года назад
That is heavy's xray
@arcade010
@arcade010 3 года назад
I wonder if the bomb got taken out
@ChaseMC215
@ChaseMC215 3 года назад
Medic lost his medical license, guys. Despite this, he can do whatever the fuck he wants
@drysoup8194
@drysoup8194 3 года назад
BRUHHH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
@Sans_The_Skeleton
@Sans_The_Skeleton 4 года назад
I love how he talks to his patients like a barber talks with his customers
@jospantostado5406
@jospantostado5406 4 года назад
I love this doktor
@survivor6366
@survivor6366 4 года назад
Little off the top?
@theoneandonlyvilly1148
@theoneandonlyvilly1148 4 года назад
@@survivor6366 "Umm... This is a brain surgery"
@alejandrotenorio80
@alejandrotenorio80 4 года назад
While he’s doing surgery on his patiente
@allnprodd
@allnprodd 4 года назад
lol
@gabriels.s4126
@gabriels.s4126 3 месяца назад
I like how the main objective from what you can see on the x-ray, was to remove the pump, but instead he replaces a heart for no reason
@tewhakaturoa213
@tewhakaturoa213 5 месяцев назад
I love how Heavy respects medic, Considering that Medic is the only one that knows how to outsmart a bullet.
@ooblek6704
@ooblek6704 3 года назад
I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact the patient woke up without a skeleton. Or the fact that medic has spy’s head in his fridge.
@Datoneguy_9343
@Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад
Both
@endertoast8179
@endertoast8179 3 года назад
He also has ciggarets with him but they dint get cold
@ojie285
@ojie285 3 года назад
@@endertoast8179 OML-
@Xaltix01
@Xaltix01 3 года назад
Or the fact that spy is plugged into a battery
@saturn21207
@saturn21207 3 года назад
Or, That's not the MediGun. That's the Quick-Fix.
@thegamerator10
@thegamerator10 17 дней назад
Fun fact: The medi-gun Medic uses in the ending is the Quick Fix. Canonically, it was only able to do one Übercharge before shorting and then only being able to heal exceptionally fast. This was that one Übercharge.
@DerangedRatguy
@DerangedRatguy 3 месяца назад
2:29 bro just the sheer horror in that “MEDIC!” From demo is golden
@Artcat932
@Artcat932 2 года назад
*Fun fact:* It’s actually a war crime to harm Medical Personnel during battle, but since Medic lost his medical licence, he’s not considered Medical Personnel and so can be harmed.
@thunderspark1536
@thunderspark1536 2 года назад
Shhhh, don't tell the scunts that! Now they'll kill us even more!
@crapaudbiscornu7941
@crapaudbiscornu7941 2 года назад
He can be, *but it doesn’t mean he will*
@LordTrashcanRulez
@LordTrashcanRulez Год назад
My comrade here's talking about *war crimes* in a game where you can shoot unarmed hoovies and laugh
@Artcat932
@Artcat932 Год назад
@@LordTrashcanRulez it’s also a warcrime to kill an enemy with no way of defending himself during battle too.
@andrecraper
@andrecraper Год назад
@@LordTrashcanRulez hey 1 day ago comment
@flyinggamer337
@flyinggamer337 7 лет назад
apparently the medic can heal clothes too
@Klekowksii
@Klekowksii 7 лет назад
But not a broken rib
@flyinggamer337
@flyinggamer337 7 лет назад
rAgeJbear1 are you talking to me or killer penguin
@Earoist
@Earoist 7 лет назад
Yeh. Teeth and bones are similar. It should have fixed his rib.
@cornflakes2490
@cornflakes2490 7 лет назад
flyinggamer337 but not bones
@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583
Earoist maybe it was just the scouts baby tooth and the adult one was forced out due to accelerated healing? Idk man
@DuckDaveBread
@DuckDaveBread 4 месяца назад
My favorite and most memorable meet the team video in my opinion. Music, visuals, character, straight up orgasmic
@Jedi-rp4ui
@Jedi-rp4ui 4 месяца назад
i cant beleive this game out 12 years ago and its still perfect
@fat_jabka4407
@fat_jabka4407 13 дней назад
Not this game (TF2 was released in 2007), but this video 🤓
@aconcernedviewer4608
@aconcernedviewer4608 4 года назад
"Kill me." "Later." *closes refrigerator*
@deadzone5025
@deadzone5025 4 года назад
1:05
@davidcaceres9184
@davidcaceres9184 4 года назад
Lol
@spiffy3430
@spiffy3430 4 года назад
Yea I saw that myself
@hecunotmakingalogisquad5785
@hecunotmakingalogisquad5785 4 года назад
He's battery powered lol
@Berny27
@Berny27 4 года назад
LMAOOOO
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 3 года назад
I love how he doesn’t even connect the heart to anything, he just shoved it in.
@playmother345
@playmother345 3 года назад
The medigun must have connect the hearts output/input tubes to the rest of the body, explains how everything was able to be reinstated like it wasn't even broken into to
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 3 года назад
Daniel Nevarez Hopefully it fixes his ribs as well.
@playmother345
@playmother345 3 года назад
@@typryor2227 it did, it shows the ribs getting put back together Edit: I was wrong, please discourage this comment
@giganigga3025
@giganigga3025 3 года назад
i consumed massive amounts of cocaine, like to agree
@randomguyontheinternetz584
@randomguyontheinternetz584 3 года назад
biggerhead yt Everyone knows that that heavys clothes are part of his skin
@mikfhan
@mikfhan 4 месяца назад
"You can't make the MEDIC intro as good as the others." "No..." 02:56 "I can make it better!" *OKTOBERFEEEEST!!*
@white_and_blue_ceramic_pot
@white_and_blue_ceramic_pot 5 месяцев назад
heavy found someone who could outsmart bullet. that was him
@harmonia4399
@harmonia4399 2 года назад
Medic roles are the definition of: "You can't defeat me." "I know. 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻."
@bidzz7262
@bidzz7262 2 года назад
I healed ze man who vill kill you
@CoolGirlAyden
@CoolGirlAyden 2 года назад
"Technically i didn't kill you, I was standing behind the man, who killed you"
@commandertaco1762
@commandertaco1762 2 года назад
Or if he has the ubersaw: "fine, ill do it myself"
@Aquele_Neon
@Aquele_Neon 2 года назад
@@CoolGirlAyden A man of culture i see
@bloodfest8510
@bloodfest8510 2 года назад
Or lifesteal medic: "STOP BEING PUSSIES AND GET BACK ON THE POINT"
@imajedi576
@imajedi576 4 года назад
A doctor who misplaces people’s skeletons, lost his medical license, made Heavy’s heart explode, breaks Heavy’s ribs and tells him that rips grow back and also does an operation without gloves... *sounds like the perfect doctor*
@TheUaxington
@TheUaxington 4 года назад
*YES*
@Vizaru
@Vizaru 4 года назад
Oh come on, that's not true! He stole the skeleton. Gotta make sure to give credit where credit is due.
@davimuniz6657
@davimuniz6657 4 года назад
medick
@andrewburke5572
@andrewburke5572 4 года назад
Still more qualified than any person in Canada
@nerd_5615
@nerd_5615 4 года назад
Vizaru Wait? If Med stole a mans skeleton,can't he easily "borrow" a rib from the guys skeleton and plop it in heavy???
@Soul93Taker
@Soul93Taker 3 месяца назад
I just love little details like at 3:24 it's shown for but a second how Sniper goes from shock to relief at seeing Heavy walk past tanking every single rocket thrown at him.
@DehydratedNoodle
@DehydratedNoodle 4 месяца назад
12 years ago and still a legendary video
@matthewriley8729
@matthewriley8729 4 года назад
This has to be the most badass game trailer to ever exist on the planet
@tomatse1182
@tomatse1182 4 года назад
ever heard of meet the demoman? he kills the entire enemy team in one attack. but this one is the most visually badass, so yeh.
@snewp_e5267
@snewp_e5267 4 года назад
Amen bro, the music was the best part
@dontsayflan4315
@dontsayflan4315 4 года назад
You guys do know that this person is one of the rare tf2 freaks known as spoy, they are soon to be extinct so handle properly
@snewp_e5267
@snewp_e5267 4 года назад
GamingLordTomatse and he wastes all of his ammo for his stickies.
@babsbabsbabsbabs
@babsbabsbabsbabs 4 года назад
And it was for ONE CHARACTER OUT OF 9. THIS REMAINS AS ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES IN HISTORY.
@rhonanbrownfield816
@rhonanbrownfield816 4 года назад
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the phenomenal musical direction of this game?
@rengiemakes7948
@rengiemakes7948 4 года назад
Video*
@gabbyn.3049
@gabbyn.3049 4 года назад
*appreciates*
@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings 4 года назад
No.
@jesserioo4084
@jesserioo4084 4 года назад
that's literally the reason why i come back to this video, the musical timing simultaneously working with Medic is brilliant
@rengiemakes7948
@rengiemakes7948 4 года назад
@@jesserioo4084 I agree
@WilliamAftonLovesChildern
@WilliamAftonLovesChildern 3 месяца назад
Never ask a women Her age Never ask a man His salary Never ask a medic What did he do between 1939-1945
@anemiropenguin2241
@anemiropenguin2241 3 месяца назад
He was a kid.
@PotassiumQueenLolLolLol
@PotassiumQueenLolLolLol 22 дня назад
3:11 kids after eating the “candy” the stranger gave him out of a creepy alleyway
@piggerslp2246
@piggerslp2246 3 года назад
Fun fact: Heavy respects Medic more than anyone, probably because he is the only one he knows that can actually outsmart bullet
@cygnus1642
@cygnus1642 3 года назад
Scout: cries in bonk*
@Koopkiris
@Koopkiris 3 года назад
"I LOVE DIS DOCTOR!"
@gamingguy808
@gamingguy808 3 года назад
Laughs in natascha
@niksin9941
@niksin9941 3 года назад
*Ive yet to meet one who can outsmart BULLET.* >meet the medic plays
@dogdog243
@dogdog243 3 года назад
Ite purple
@101Kamehameha
@101Kamehameha 4 года назад
"When he woke up, his skeleton was missing." How he woke up, I'll never know
@RandomPerson-cm2wg
@RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 года назад
He’s the medic, he can bring a man that’s dead for 12 hours back to life. Making a man live without a skeleton is easy work for him.
@teawastaken
@teawastaken 4 года назад
As long as the organs can function a man can live for awhile I'd assume
@elvenalonly
@elvenalonly 4 года назад
The Medic actually reminds me of an H.P.Lovecraft's character named Herbert West. He's a doctor too from a story called the Re-Animator.
@crimsonify6245
@crimsonify6245 4 года назад
Don't you just like it when there's 666 likes
@elvenalonly
@elvenalonly 4 года назад
@@crimsonify6245 yea.. lovin' it
@TheYesBananAAAA
@TheYesBananAAAA 8 дней назад
Best line in any of the ‘Meet the Team’ videos “Kill me” “Later”
@getoutofmyskinn
@getoutofmyskinn Месяц назад
2:31 i love how demi though man’s collapse is perfectly synced with the music
@gasjebasje99
@gasjebasje99 7 лет назад
Mercy ain't got shit on this madman
@theevilvoice2676
@theevilvoice2676 7 лет назад
gasjebasje95 True.
@sparky4373
@sparky4373 7 лет назад
He is not just a madman. He is a badass.
@gasjebasje99
@gasjebasje99 7 лет назад
he can be both
@micmup6890
@micmup6890 7 лет назад
That one person too badass
@xzenitramx666
@xzenitramx666 7 лет назад
gasjebasje95 you know the reasin why mercy looks like an angel is for the theory of the medic being a demon? yeah very original from overwatch *sarcasm
@goof250
@goof250 3 года назад
I love it how the Medic doesn't even grab a human heart. He just gives Heavy a baboon's heart.
@user-ir2eq5jx2z
@user-ir2eq5jx2z 2 года назад
Heavy now a baboon
@lorantpapp07
@lorantpapp07 2 года назад
What is a baboon again? I dont know what is the hungarian word for it. Can someone help?
@goof250
@goof250 2 года назад
@@lorantpapp07 baboon in Hungarian is "pávián."
@MemeEscaper
@MemeEscaper 2 года назад
heavy is now a monke
@dariusfarrel3228
@dariusfarrel3228 2 года назад
Heavy is big guy, He needs a big heart
@FurryNonsense
@FurryNonsense Месяц назад
0:55 Ms. Pauling is watching from the window
@aforkingfork
@aforkingfork 12 дней назад
:0
@thesmilingdeadguy2888
@thesmilingdeadguy2888 2 месяца назад
“What happens now” Medic “now (grinning laugh) let’s go practice medicine”
@dr.mister7871
@dr.mister7871 3 года назад
This man has the audacity to not wear gloves when he is performing the surgery and puts them on AFTER he's done.
@fripipe9882
@fripipe9882 3 года назад
He's always wearing them so his hands are cleaner than his gloves
@ben_jackss9121
@ben_jackss9121 3 года назад
@@fripipe9882 he wasn' using gloves, because you can see his nails
@fripipe9882
@fripipe9882 3 года назад
@@ben_jackss9121 What i was trying to say is that his hands are cleaner than his gloves cause he wear his gloves all the time
@JoaoVictor-mk2tx
@JoaoVictor-mk2tx 3 года назад
Why would he wear gloves to perform surgery? He's a smart guy that wouldn't like to take the filthy from heavy body into his room
@marilettak6782
@marilettak6782 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@bruhmoment175
@bruhmoment175 2 года назад
I just now noticed when heavy is getting his stomach healed everything grows back in place EXCEPT his ribs
@Excaliburdude
@Excaliburdude 2 года назад
Aww man
@prisonergoredoll6454
@prisonergoredoll6454 2 года назад
His ribs: kill me
@somecanadianboy667
@somecanadianboy667 2 года назад
@@prisonergoredoll6454 later
@broskibrunches
@broskibrunches 2 года назад
Even his clothes grow back xD
@the4thtomato138
@the4thtomato138 2 года назад
I like to imagine that his ribs began to grow back faster then they should have (are ribs even supposed to grow back?) and when he was ubercharged they began to visibly grow
@RubenVazquez-pf5yk
@RubenVazquez-pf5yk Месяц назад
"Lets practice medicine" Man that one was EPIC
@johnandreivillegas7026
@johnandreivillegas7026 5 месяцев назад
I love how heavy is still alive even when his heart exploded.
@user-qt3ku7ge3k
@user-qt3ku7ge3k 5 месяцев назад
Sandvich
@KocakEfendi
@KocakEfendi 5 месяцев назад
​@@user-qt3ku7ge3kthat is the power of processed salami and white bread
@vL_General
@vL_General 4 года назад
Throughout this whole video, there isn’t a single scene where the Medic’s hands aren’t red.
@fatcat8088
@fatcat8088 4 года назад
Caught him red-handed
@burplegaming5477
@burplegaming5477 4 года назад
@@fatcat8088 techicly you are right
@johnt3606
@johnt3606 4 года назад
I thought they were gloves lol
@DoggoDaiyZe
@DoggoDaiyZe 4 года назад
It’s because he’s on the “red team”
@3ieka
@3ieka 4 года назад
brewie yes
@ilikecheese4518
@ilikecheese4518 3 года назад
i love how medic doesnt even find the correct blood type heart just grabs one from the fridge and shoves it in
@kastifiedisradical
@kastifiedisradical 3 года назад
medic be like: *fuck heavy's old heart, ima grab a new one and stab it*
@funny_starman
@funny_starman 3 года назад
In the comics when mercenaries lost all their blood, medic used his own underwear to take the blood from the ground (along with all the dirt and leaves) to squeeze it straight into their bodies.
@xaiano794
@xaiano794 3 года назад
He doesn't know ribs grow back either...
@mame9562
@mame9562 3 года назад
Is that not what you're meant to do? That must be why all my patients die for some reason.
@zeroplays7645
@zeroplays7645 3 года назад
He also practically revives demoman put cant fix his eye too
@adnantariq3346
@adnantariq3346 Месяц назад
Don’t know how old this clip is, nor how many times I’ve seen it. I’ve lost count. Still shocks me and it’s still hilarious 😂😂😂
@BooksandBuns
@BooksandBuns Месяц назад
12 years old, it says so in the descriptiom
@Not20-C
@Not20-C 3 месяца назад
This was the reason why I was scared of going to the doctors as a kid
@Its_Sebas_Yk
@Its_Sebas_Yk 4 года назад
Alternative title: Meet the local elementary school nurse
@kaitoguy
@kaitoguy 4 года назад
"That's how i lost my medical license"
@themedic9131
@themedic9131 4 года назад
69
@allnprodd
@allnprodd 4 года назад
no
@scout802
@scout802 4 года назад
@@themedic9131 I just watched a video about you
@pyro1436
@pyro1436 4 года назад
@@themedic9131 medic x heavy
@Excaliburdude
@Excaliburdude 2 года назад
Mercy: Literally a angel Medic: Oh, dont be such a baby, ribs grow back!
@alexanderpineda5122
@alexanderpineda5122 2 года назад
It's funny how medic gets the angelic choir
@thaliabalia9871
@thaliabalia9871 2 года назад
Also Medic has sold his soul to the devil in the comics But he sewed his teammates souls onto his, so now the devil only owns 1/8th of his soul and doesn't technically own it anymore
@Aleksander_Hnatjuk
@Aleksander_Hnatjuk 2 года назад
like Medic has said: there is nothing wrong with playing God if you know what youre doing
@serg_sel7526
@serg_sel7526 2 года назад
(actually not)
@andermousecheese5609
@andermousecheese5609 2 года назад
Also medic: I'm gonna kills you but later
@Karina-ut1jt
@Karina-ut1jt 21 день назад
watching your videos is always a highlight of my day! ✨
@Patasa
@Patasa 10 дней назад
I don't know how, but this is the only meet the team video that gives me goosebumps
@mrunknown8335
@mrunknown8335 2 года назад
I love how he puts the gloves on AFTER the surgery
@AxolotyGuyAxolot
@AxolotyGuyAxolot 2 года назад
He doesn’t want his gloves to get dirty
@youwhatbewhat6597
@youwhatbewhat6597 2 года назад
Remeber kids to keep your gloves clean
@aperson252
@aperson252 2 года назад
He wears his gloves to hold his gun tho lmaooo
@shina176
@shina176 2 года назад
Medic gloves and outfit for battlefield not surgery. Keeg your uniform clean!
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 2 года назад
Archimedes was there, its yucky
@knightofarkronia9968
@knightofarkronia9968 4 года назад
Fun fact: The Medic is wrong: human ribs actually do grow back! It usually takes 2 or 3 months though.
@drpepper694
@drpepper694 4 года назад
@Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 I want someone to demonstrate how someone can lose a skeleton
@sealover7134
@sealover7134 4 года назад
@@drpepper694 Very carefully, my friend. XD
@hellsingPhillips
@hellsingPhillips 4 года назад
@@drpepper694 i think there is no diferrence between every people skeleton(except for special peoples but problably this is not in the case)
@biggestboss2968
@biggestboss2968 4 года назад
@@drpepper694 calcium acid
@koka_pepsi
@koka_pepsi 4 года назад
Most bones grow back as long as they aren't missing completely
@snoodge-cv7fj
@snoodge-cv7fj 3 месяца назад
I appreciate how he only wears his medical gloves when going into battle and not while actually operating on a patient.
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond 5 месяцев назад
I can guarantee you the reason why Medic was explaining a funny story to Heavy was as a way to show the saying "laughter is the best medicine"
@michaelh404
@michaelh404 4 года назад
Mercy: "Heroes never die!" Medic: "We have 3 days to live!”
@alejandroe3616
@alejandroe3616 4 года назад
*that's how I lost my medical license*
@sillysquid10
@sillysquid10 4 года назад
The mercs aren't exactly what you would call "heroes".
@dapperfield595
@dapperfield595 4 года назад
I’m pretty sure a guy who managed to escape death can be considered a hero, well not ofc the expected hero type.
@AiRenwick
@AiRenwick 4 года назад
But they're not one of them
@catchercat_yt3503
@catchercat_yt3503 4 года назад
That’s why tf2 is more badass than Oversplotch
@maxtassy1384
@maxtassy1384 2 года назад
I love how Heavy shows pain when he broke a piece off his rib cage, meaning heavy is doing the surgery with no anesthesia and is still just letting Medic operate on him..
@sbdkitty1939
@sbdkitty1939 2 года назад
Heavy is an absolute Chad
@clashoclan3371
@clashoclan3371 2 года назад
Just laughing while having an open stomach.
@CidSilverWing
@CidSilverWing 2 года назад
"Laughter is the best medicine." So lacking any anesthetics, Medic tells Heavy a story to distract from the meatgrinder surgery. :3
@daughteroftiaran
@daughteroftiaran 2 года назад
"Should I be awake for this?" "Vell no ... "
@somerandomguy4987
@somerandomguy4987 2 года назад
Russians.
@Just_someone32
@Just_someone32 13 дней назад
Bro, if the Scout said that it hurts, imagine a pigeon coming out of your chest
@SaxtonHaleMannCo
@SaxtonHaleMannCo День назад
alien chestburster irl
@Allizack.
@Allizack. 2 месяца назад
I love how Medic only puts on gloves after the surgery lmao
@thebegottenwarrior3956
@thebegottenwarrior3956 4 года назад
"Ah, perfect..." "Kill me." "Later..."
@jessblues848
@jessblues848 4 года назад
At least he gave him the cigarette lol
@Aldoz
@Aldoz 4 года назад
@@jessblues848 You cant smoke without lunges
@thebegottenwarrior3956
@thebegottenwarrior3956 4 года назад
@@mikestergrundeen1184 But yet there is Spy's head in the fridge, *_alive._*
@baronvonluchz5874
@baronvonluchz5874 4 года назад
I saw it ecactly as he said it.
@The_Worst_Warlock
@The_Worst_Warlock 4 года назад
I’m just watching this for the first time and I’ve already died of laughter from that
@pasqualechiacchio6568
@pasqualechiacchio6568 5 лет назад
TF2: "Kill me." Valve: "Lat..." Community: "NEVER!" Edit: Holy shit 1k like, thank you!
@cyberkinetic4342
@cyberkinetic4342 5 лет назад
That's... A little too real. Good one
@igorkochmashev1059
@igorkochmashev1059 5 лет назад
TF2: "Update me!" Valve: "Later."
@iwanttobelieveit
@iwanttobelieveit 4 года назад
Tf2 will die 30 years after Overwatch shuts its servers down. Then Valve releases Tf3 and internet explodes
@12omle
@12omle 4 года назад
tf3 will never exist because all valve wants is money. in the beginning it was just two men and alot of creativity. they made half-life, tf2, l4d, l4d2, hl2, all the good stuff. now they're just money hungry.
@sylphofspace2258
@sylphofspace2258 4 года назад
@@12omle Yes. That is the joke
@chrysMalefk
@chrysMalefk Месяц назад
"That's how I lost my medical license" 💀
@Slaking_
@Slaking_ 2 месяца назад
I love how the ending with Scout implies that whatever Medic did to their hearts is extraordinarily painful, but Heavy is just such a unit of a man that he simple wasn't phased at all
@ElizabethStalker1
@ElizabethStalker1 7 лет назад
"Kill me." "Later."
@battlefield4net_yxxx823
@battlefield4net_yxxx823 7 лет назад
thats why i like tf2. for its humor.
@binch3818
@binch3818 7 лет назад
Eliz Stalker spy cant be killed
@thatnebbyisaspy2625
@thatnebbyisaspy2625 7 лет назад
me irl
@microwave9679
@microwave9679 7 лет назад
St. Jimmy He is invincible and if you try, he will just flash ubercharge blue.
@blinkecho
@blinkecho 7 лет назад
That is the best part
@generality6
@generality6 2 года назад
You see the sudden shift of expression on heavy’s face when medic says “that’s how I lost my medical license”
@mattburrowes
@mattburrowes 2 года назад
THATS A GOOD JOKE! **Medic says that that was the reason he lost his medical liscense** Oh hell no.
@crustaceanking3293
@crustaceanking3293 2 года назад
also how he gets mad when Medic says "it's filthy in there!", as if he's offended that Medic would call his insides filthy
@KellyCalKelsey
@KellyCalKelsey 2 года назад
Like, before that point it was just a funny story about an absurd over-exaggerated doctor who stole people's skeletons but when Medic said "that's how I lost my medical license" shit just became real as Heavy understood that the story wasn't just a funny joke you tell at the pub.
@dimsthedimwit600
@dimsthedimwit600 Год назад
U wot Comrade
@lazyaussie2818
@lazyaussie2818 Год назад
@@crustaceanking3293 I think he's mad because the medic let a bird inside him
@Silkyfin_
@Silkyfin_ 4 месяца назад
Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.] Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!" [Medic laughs alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it.] Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license [he chuckles, and a dove bursts out of heavy's chest.] Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!" [He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended,] "Ugh, birds." [He chuckles and grabs the heart implant.] Medic: "Now, no heart can withstand this voltage, but I'm very certain your heart-" [Heavy's heart explodes, and remains knock one of Medic's doves off their perch.] Heavy: "What was noise?" Medic: "The sound of progress my friend." [Medic goes to his fridge.] Medic: "Ja, Perfect!" [Medic takes a "mega baboon heart" revealing a BLU Spy's head being connected to a electrical battery.] Blue Spy: "Kill Me." Medic, quietly: "Later." [Closes fridge.] Medic: "Where was I?, There we go..." [Sticks heart onto a voltage meter. Places it to where the Medigun is pointing and the heart beats faster.] [The violin/string instrument in background gets faster in sync with the heart.] Medic: "[Begins laughing evilly."] Heavy: "Ha... ha... ha..." [Looks worried.] Medic: "[Continues laughing evilly.]" [A flash of light explodes revealing the screen.] [The big heart is Übercharged, as it glows red with red-orange glows that look like silhouette cracks flowing.] Medic: "Oh, that looks good. There!" [Drops heart into Heavy's chest cavity.] Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?" Medic: "Heh, well, no. But, as long as you are could you open your ribcage for me? I can't seem to-" [As Medic and Heavy hold open Heavy's ribcage, they hear a loud crack and Heavy screams and reveals a rib in his hand.] Heavy: "[Yells.]" Medic: "Aw, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back." [Medic takes the rib and throws it away. Turns around and talks to Archimedes.] Medic, whispering: "No they don't." [Medic takes the mounted Medigun and brings it closer to Heavy. His organs and such all regenerate including his shirt and vest. Heavy smiles. There is a faint red glow in Heavy's chest, but it fades quickly.] Heavy: [Takes a deep breath.] "What happens now?" Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles while lifting Heavy up by the hands.] "Let's go practice medicine." [As Medic dresses up and equips his tools, a drum plays in the background. He comes out of a door with shining light behind him and his doves flying out.] [As Medic comes out, Heavy runs forward and Demoman rushes towards Medic in a wheelchair and wrapped in bandages. Other members of RED are either hiding or hurt badly. Scout is on the ground, trying to stand, while Engineer and Sniper are hiding behind a rock. A wave of BLU Soldiers rushes toward them in the background.] Demoman: "MEDIC!" [Demoman gets hit with a rocket sending him flying and landing near Medic. Medic pushes his glasses up and flips a switch on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. Scout gets off the ground, healing his (most likely broken) nose, his black eye, and he regrows his tooth.] Scout: "Oh, yeah!" [Scout springs back up grabbing his baseball bat and runs. He hits a soldier with it around a corner.] Scout: "Woohoohoo! Oh, yeah!" [Heavy is hiding behind a rock with and an army of Soldier's wearing different cosmetics advancing towards him.] Heavy, yelling: "Doctor! Are you sure this will work?" Medic, yelling back: "Heheh, I have no idea!" [Medic flips a few switches on his Medigun revealing a voltmeter that goes to Übercharge. He aims it at Heavy while he gets out of cover.] Heavy: "[Yell's loudly.]" [Heavy turns red with a glassy/shiny texture while the camera shows his heart pumping fast and is redder than usual.] [Heavy walks towards the army shooting his minigun. A couple of rockets hit him and covers the screen in smoke.] [Out of the smoke appears two glowing yellow eyes and fully reveals Heavy in his Übercharged state while walking forward.] Heavy, loudly: "[Laughs,] I am bullet-proof!" [Heavy and Medic walk forwards while it shows Sniper and Engineer hiding behind a rock showing surprise to Heavy's invincibility. Medic and Heavy both advance while Heavy mows down the enemies while absorbing their rockets.] [It then shows the feet of the soldiers when they run towards Heavy and Medic with many falling.] [Heavy and Medic climb a mound of corpses, Heavy specifically stepping on a Soldier wearing the cosmetic 'Armored Authority.] [The music crescendos as they climb up and it keeps its pitch when they reach the top. At the top Medic is posing in front of a glowing light while Heavy is slightly below him and to the right of the screen mowing down more enemies. Medic removes his beam from Heavy, but he is still Übercharged.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] [Cut to most of the team sitting outside of Medic's Lab, waiting for the Übercharge implant. Engineer is playing his guitar quietly, Spy is checking the time, Soldier is standing at attention, Pyro is reading something while flicking their lighter, Demoman is drinking and Sniper is sleeping.] [Medic is muttering something outside the room.] Scout, still in the Lab: "Hey, thanks Doc." [The ticket counter outside the Lab goes from One to Two as Scout pushes open the door, his chest glowing red with the new Übercharge implant. Medic is seen in the room cleaning the chair.] Scout: Ohohoh, man! You would not believe-" [He pauses briefly,] "-how much this hurts." [Something inside Scout's chest coos like a dove. Scout looks down at his chest in confusion.]
@mattburrowes
@mattburrowes 4 месяца назад
Medic [OS]: “Archimedes?”
@Amarenamann
@Amarenamann 5 месяцев назад
*"In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten... you cut off leg. This is Russian love song."* -Bilbo Baggins, probably.
@Customdevwakeup
@Customdevwakeup 2 года назад
The fact that he has his gloves off during surgery and on during combat is straight up hilarious Edit: Editing a comment because it got popular is stupid.
@parlamentz
@parlamentz 2 года назад
oh, youre right
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 2 года назад
They're not for hygiene, they're to protect him from the Medigun
@LegoWormNoah101
@LegoWormNoah101 2 года назад
He must have zero gems at all times
@hi-kw6nk
@hi-kw6nk 2 года назад
psychopath, see when he was storytelling heavy?
@MrFezzenLoggy
@MrFezzenLoggy 2 года назад
It could be just very bloody hands
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