SCP-049 Fights...SCP-343 is the Referee - Dr Bright Starts a Fight Club! 

The man above me is a bot. Do not do what he says.

Bright is the guy to destroy the whole world and remake it on accident and i’d still have a good laugh with him bc of how likable man is

@@hydra4619 I reported him for being Spam

I AM CHAOS HAHAHA

Honestly internet is pure chaos

@Just Some Animator. Dr. Crow: *Eating dog biscuits while holding a copy of Fight Club behind his back* .

0-5 "Cowboy" starts sweating about recommending the movie Gladiator to Dr. Bright

He?

@@HelloThere..... I think they meant heh or ha; like a chuckle or snickering.

Lol

Indefinitely.

i mean what else can they do, really?

@@sharplily kill him

@@goblim1462 he'll literally just come back, death means othing to him

@@sharplily can't they just keep the amulet away from people?

DUDE NO IT'S A TRAP!!!!😨😨😨

@@laraalvinkurtc.5940 yeah bro no shit

Dr bright: oh I know how to spend the day ☺️ Everyone: oh crap🙄😒

@@laraalvinkurtc.5940 no shit Sherlock

Me:HELL YESSS LET THE CHAOS BEGIN I’M BORED Dr Gears: Don’t encourage him intern Me not listening: LET THE CHAOS BEGIN

I wish someone would do an SCP tv show with Bright as a main protagonist

@@ellisdee1879 that would be awesome

As an live action-CGI show if possible, kinda like Sonic but more of a tv series thing and a I mean it’s kinda perfect with all of the shinanigans Light gets to with an SCP or 2, but it seems that some files are either get removed or are literally copyright stuff (like the one Komi san can’t communicate character made into a SCP even though Crona and gender confused/confusing characters are just as common and have been around twice as long.)

Also kondraki riding the scp 682

@@solihinsolihin4142 lol

Never

The O5 Council is working on an anomaly nuke that will kill Dr.Bright once and for all

I mean, sometimes he gets feedback from somebody for his ideas. One thing he's not allowed to do is have a pet SCP, "no matter how many O5s allow it or how many precedents have been set"

There actually is its called Bright-99 "Oh no you dont!"

There actually is its called Bright-99 "Oh no you dont!"

@@javatrolling390 it's more specifically for the site-53 incident

Unfortunately there is

bright-99:

Ptsd

you can see the moment he shit himself

Bro had flashbacks 💀

Too late

Imma become the chainsaw man

No wait i mean the chainsaw cannon king man

@@Liechtenstein_real your brother stole JankyLanky

Lol

But i wanted to see Slug vs Hitler fight

@@nemanjacabarkapalordozunu don't worry I know slug vs clone slug won

Nah man, my grandpa was one of Hitlers best guys and he said Hitler could throw a mean right hook. Hitler could solo half the scpbverse

I will admit... the scp gang up on Hitler clone was funny but damn his movies right got revoked

@@Iianator not if 682 has anything to say about that

That's just SCP Foundation in general

Did he seriously convince God to referee an SCP fight club? Also, why on Earth would he think SCP-999 could fight anyone?

@@ThrillSeeker3524 Im pretty sure 999 was dragged along to give people support

You are a scemer

secure contain and protect bright club.

wait why

@@THEBLACKRIGHTWINGER to broken

To quote Boomstick, "No fanmade or non-canon characters for Death Battle". SCP is all crowdsourced, so basically everything is questionably canon in the first place.

@@bluerocket5127 while DC and marvel aren't on the same level as scps they are still incredibly broken, so it's definitely not like that

@@CoronaMacGuinness i just want Able vs Vergil

tbh, dr.bright isnt that bright of a mind. and if he werent a SCP he would have been fired more then 100 times

@@anunkownuncontainedscp590 i think he is Bright ENOUGH

"Fight club? We don't have fight cl- *BRIGHT!"* - 05-[][]

Dont think they can realistically fire him as it is. He knows too much, and they cant mess with his brain with Amnestics, since he's stuck in the amulet now, and the next body wouldnt be under the same effect. The most they could DO is lock the amulet up. But he's too useful to keep contained that way, so they have a list of things he's not allowed to do... which grows each time he gets bored.

@@daviddragonheart6798 and the worst thing is, he's always bored

True. The Foundation can only hope Clef doesn't give him the Shawshank Redemption to watch next

@@amandapanda5087 what about breaking bad?

@@-w-8429 I can imagine Doctor Bright giving Scp 682 and some other scps crystal meth and chaos starts happening

@@Mr.ScarFace1 682 on meth sounds like a xk class scenario but also a good story to tell in a bar afterwards

@@CreativeWitchArt Dr Bright will be sitting in a bar alone with a coffee just telling his story about that to strangers. Like Spongebob did in that one episode

He is both the best and the worst researcher

thanks

@@bright6047 hi

@@catbarf7198 hello there

A bored immortal genius goof.

@@Eluderatnight you just summed up my whole personality

You aren't wrong but don't tell Jack.

@@justsomeanimator He knows already, same as Clef

and also risk a massice containment breach as well, if this was a good idea to get rid of many anomalies without issue, the foundation likely would have looked into it a long time ago

@@LoneWolf20213 OK if scp foundation is out of funding they will host fight clubs so people will watch and pay and there just gonna say the fighters are robots

Child of one, brother of another.

@@stacyk123 his dad was a member of the 05 Council before he was killed so that's probably why

​@@thermslusitania1151it's also a walking forever computer for the Fondation. He cant die so he will outlive the fondation. He will be the last peice of it

​@@The8B1tWarriorthere is also the fact that he can be cloned since the 30 day for the medallion to not be needed

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I would step out of the room reported to a superior then Google what's the nearest fast food place go there and enjoy my break there

I'd just stand there and watch h for 5 seconds and then I'd grab some popcorn and continue watching 😊

I know I would like to see one

I want to see it

No I want to see one

It wouldn't surprise me if someone in the foundation comes up with the idea of letting some anomalies fight each other for the pleasure of the workers and the personel. An arena in Roman style, but with anomalies as gladiators.

Maybe him watching Death battle?

Oi you broke the first rule

@@Average_Azrael DON'T SPEAK ABOUT BRIGHT CLUB

There was never any fight clubs, Neither was there any Speed dating.

​@@Average_Azrael so did he

Me too

That what the foundation want All the time say’s Misaka Misaka.

0.1 nanoseconds later:XK-CLASS scenario

@@Liechtenstein_real 1 microsecond later zk class scenario

​@@anunkownuncontainedscp590 (GASP) Another cousin has joined the platform!?

@@o_o-037 im the same as the first time, and the 2nd time. but are you refering to yourself? because i dont know your powers IF you are another uncontained SCP. so i dont know if im your cousin

He's smart he just doesn't look at the possible consequences BEFORE they happen

Eat Sleep Die Work

dr,bright took it a bit too far

HAHAHAHAAHAH

So glad I'm not the only one that thought of that song!!

scp-6590 The XK-Class Event of Ultimate Destiny Old 682 was hoppin' around Site-19 like a big playground When suddenly hot Cain burst from the shade and hit '82 with a baby grenade The lizard got pissed and began to squeal but didn't expect an attack from the Eel Who proceeded to squirt Y-9-0-9 Then a ticking bird said "you're out of time," The bird was stalking Cain with its beady eyes but bumped into larry and was liquefied Before 106 could retreat to its lair The sculpture appeared and he had to stare Cain snuck up on larry when he was distracted he got really close and then [REDACTED] Then Able got involved and they had a fight While 372 stayed out of sight This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions No time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives We'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Nobody went and punched hot Cain in the face So Murphy Law hopped onto the case But 106 was still clinging to life until he got stabbed by the DEATH KNIFE Damien was looking at some weird looking fruit when he was sucker punched by a guy in a space suit The moon man was roasting in Tiamat's flames while a well-dressed rabbit was off taking names Tiamat was going to burn the rabbit too but she got pounced on by the catgirl crew Pesterbot watched and it didn't do jack even though it had said it would have her back Tiamat said "wow, you sure are pathetic" "Either you lied or you're on an amnestic." Before she could say more, two fists came down from a king with a noose and clear lack of a crown This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions No time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives We'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event- Platforms sang out In immaculate chorus For there was the ghost of a stegosaurus It swung its spiked tail with the strength to end lives and smacked it right into Every O5 As they all lay dead their blood on the floor a scared Pesterbot hid behind a door but the dino saw where the bot tried to hide and crushed it to pieces in between its thighs Then a bear that's a proof and a bear that's a Pole and a floating skin blob that's full of undead souls A gun that makes you teeny, a green-eyed meanie Vivian Scout and a Spam can genie NekoBright, vibrator, dragons and the Dragonslayer Wicker Witch (not a snitch) super-duper fastball pitch Volcanic destroyer and ice cream enjoyer Red, the wed undead, and man boilers All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked that dino in its scaly ass With anomalies out there all trading hits and the masquerade being torn to bits The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood With no time to gloat Zyn Kiryu in a blood-stained lab coat This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions No time for bureaucracy And maybe no one survives We'll just have to wait and see This is the XK-Class Event (This is the XK-Class Event) This is the XK-Class Event (This is the XK-Class Event) This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny

@@roboticraptorofstuff1558 I yo i swear to god if this is an originally typed parody I need you to sing it. if not I need the video I swear to god.

@@roboticraptorofstuff1558 Bro this is great.

i know

Bright you know I would’ve allowed you to do this because it would’ve been funny I don’t know why you ask the gears

@@The_pitbull536 bro prob wanted to see the world burn

I like to think Bright just does stuff he thinks will be fun or funny. You could talk him into any kind of fun shenanigans. Problem being if you suggested blowing up some cars he’d blow up yours too. And it’s glorious from the distance provided by our computers! 😆

Party god?! Dude! Is Bright like one of your disciples? Just curious. Also just joking because well you know picture and all.

We don't talk about the [Redacted by order of the 05 Council] incident

Someone make this now!

We could theoretically do it like a MUGEN game. I'd be up for helping with ideas

I was thinking the exact same thing

Scp 682 would be impossibly broken though

SCP-914 would be my main ngl

Same

The shot attention span, the hyper focus, the chasing dopamine from one crazy task to the other. Yeah, as a person with ADHD, Jack is definitely one of us.

As someone who also has ADHD, I welcome and accept Bright as one of us

Next video: "What if Dr. Bright defected to the Chaos Insurgency?"

but then he wouldn't be the 05, only their body. then he has officially killed an 05

Not even in an attempt to terminate SCP-682. Bright, it's true we've never cross-tested 682 with multiple SCPs before. There's a reason why it's not a good idea

I like to think it was the reason for that rule in the first place. In the case of weirdly specific rules, they're usually made because someone DID that at some point.

@@daviddragonheart6798 I like to imagine that at the SCP foundation Dr. Jack Bright is treated like Murphy’s Law, and that anything that can be done will be done at the most insane time. So I’m just imagining O5 trying to brainstorm the most insane things they can in order to compile the list.

How do you think it got on the list?

@@daviddragonheart6798 as I always say. If a Unique rule is in place, that means it has to have happened atleast once for it to appear.

​@@gateship2 and realizing he will still find something anywaya

Don't give him any ideas

The Mesozoic Preserve and An Abandoned Farm in China: Are we jokes to you?

​​@@amandapanda5087 correction: ABSOLUTELY give him ideas

I'm surprised that Bright didn't have 056 fight 096 after he emerged from The Clockworks. I mean, it definitely wanted to fight him upon finding out that 096 looked better than every beautiful man or woman that 056 can turn itself to.

He took an oath to do no harm "You have the pestilence" I take that back

16:27

And LEAVING THE DOORS TO SCP’S OPEN

If only it was forever, he would be happy

good for content, bad for te foundation

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999 doesn't deserve that

​@@amandapanda5087No it's just that, it would be too unfair for anyone that would fight 999, i mean goddamn, it defeated 682 in their fight, like bruh would too damn unfair