SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|● : Object class - Keter : Uncontained SCP 

Trying to avoid demonetization be like:

Murderer: Any last words? Me: Scp-2521 Murderer: Ok, what does tha... Scp-2521: I got you bro

Volgun actually managed to take an SCP that fights against narration, and narrated it! That is fucking awesome.

D class personnel- *writes about tiberius* Tiberius- *COLLECT FRIEND*

I'd like to imagine that a common scp foundation prank is to ask d-class personnel which SCP comes between 2520 and 2522

My therapist: SCP-2521 isn't real he can't hurt you Also my therapist: Oh god Hel--- *gone*

"must not be written down" captions: *uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

I';m wondering how the actual briefing of this scp would actually go, just a bunch of adult scientists huddled around on the floor as the briefer just reads from a goddamn story book.

SCP-2521: Illiterate mute people: Are you challenging me?

Him: *types Morse code* Understand? Me: uh _G O O D_

"In the magical land of Foundaria" And I'm laughing my ass off.

“Memory erasing potion” I’m dying at this point

"The king loved his people" I call BS on that one

SCP 2521 took me, showed off his collection of history, I got something from the souvenir shop, and dropped me off back at the house, he was pretty chill.

Everybody gangsta until Tiberius appears behind you.

D-Class: * talks about tiberious * *location unlocked: Brazil*

i just used this SCP as the ultimate bamboozle i wrote the name of this SCP on my annoying brother and now hes gone thank you Volgun

Wait,so your telling me that if we write about SCP-2521 we will disap-

I'M GONNA SAY THE ●●|●●●●●|●●|● WORD! SCP-252-

The story is actually very clever. It’s an interesting way to sneak around the SCP to try and take you.

Dude, seriously; you've outdone yourself. This is, like, the anti-narration SCP, and yet here you are, nailing it like a champ. Kudos to you, my good sir. Kudos to you.

( _this post was expunged by the S.C.P. Foundation to prevent further human losses_ )

Everybody gangsta till the d-class personnel says: ••|•••••|••|•

"The king loved his people..." Yeah, now we *KNOW* this story's fiction.

"Tiberius was a little boy" "But he would stand out because he was huge"

“DO NOT TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW IN HERE.” “By the way go home and draw it”

How to kill thanos? Write SCP-2521 on his ar-

i love how all the Servants all have "D" in their names lmao

So scp-2521 is a --- Wait who are yo- **muffled screaming**

Might not be the best way to do it, but I've never seen it done this way before, hope you like it!

"...a little boy..." "...he was very tall..." Something's wrong here.

Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Scp-2521: *You’re coming to Brazil.*

Sigh, so many people in comment section got abducted.

This is such a clever way to actually talk out loud about **/*****/**/* while still following all the proper caveats of the lore. Holy shit, man; this is so good. "Foundaria", the different floors of the castle representing different security clearance levels, the king representing either the administrator or the 05 council, the characters that represent D-class personnel having names that start with the letter "D". So damn good. Like, most channels would have just talked about SCP-2521. But that would go against the very idea of what it does. Talking about how it can just walk through walls, comes after any device, or object that contains information about it. Even just talking, writing, or typing about 2521 will make the creature arrive suddenly and take that pers_

Researcher Miller, Um... Tiberius stole my homework!

MrBeast counting to 10,000 SCP: I’m about to end this mans whole career.

Now my computer got stolen. Thanks

All these comments are the same, they disappear after talking about SCP-2521 how origina-

So he is a spaghetti boi that's insecure

Someone: _talks about Tiberius_ SCP ●●|●●●●●|●●|●: *We're going to Brazil! :)*

Math teacher: ok class here’s a fun and easy question Students: YAY! Teacher: what’s 2520 + 1? Scp 2521: I’m about to end this mans whole job

My: Is trying to go to sleep My brain: SCP 2521 Me: Dude what the f-

"The king loved his people." Unless they're -D class- Domestic servants.

This was an amazing video. I know it's a few years old, but I just heard it for the first time. I play your videos on shuffle while at work. The way you're able to find loopholes to describe something that shouldn't be described is impressive. Kudos to you for being able to flesh out a piece of this story while keeping to the confines of the story. Well done.

This SCP was made as part of a writer's contest on the site to see who could make the most successful SCP under 500 words. In case it wasn't obvious, this fucking won.

You should have disabled the comments for added effect

Student: wait is the Morse code 2520 or 2521 I didn't hea- Also student: G O N E

I love how it goes from a fairytale to Dr Miller just dropping the sweet storyteller voice and going “Alright no questions”

Me: *Doesnt hand in the homework* TheVolgun: "Where is your drawing?" Me: "He took it"

That was pretty impressive. A great way describing the thing you made a Video about, without actually talking about it.

When you started telling it like a old child story, i was confuzzled until i remembered the scps properties.

That's brutal. An SCP that is contained by simply ignoring its existence.

Homework: Write about your favorite story. Me, writing: _"My favorite story is about a little boy named Tiberius, who was secretly SCP-2521, who was lonely and wanted some frien_

This one is my favorite one so far. Super creative way around the "rules"

Good thing I know Morse code... wait what the h-

_"Domestic Servants",_ oh my GOD

So wait we aren't supposed to talk about or mention the fact that 2521 is solid black and that he can

Miller is honestly my favourite character in the SCP universe. That little "Also, I'm going to be playing background music..." Is like something from Parks and Rec.

To those of you wondering why he didn't describe the SCP in detail is because the SCP abducts anyone and anything that talks about it directly. That's the whole jiss with this SCP. Now if you don't mind, I must fend for my life against a certain black speghetti monster.

the fact that he is narrating it like a kids story is priceless

Too op please nerf

I actually got mildly confused if "Tiberius" kills people or if he just takes them to his room to have a chat. The image of this guy just abducting people to chat with them is amuing.

"This is my favorite SCP, he can walk through walls and-" SHHHTTT *Static* "Snake, respond. Snake? Snaaaakkkeeee~!"

your voice sounds like if jschlatt didn’t smoke 147 packs of cigarettes a day

Scp 2521 is my favorite Scp! I love how it’s just tendrils and that it can phase through walls as well as kidna-

This is a really clever way to cover this SCP. Props to you

when you just want attention but people become afraid of you **cries in infohazzardous data**

Fun fact: it is said that if scp-001 occurs, and you get a member the army of the melted to say the name of scp-2521, all of the instances of 001-A, including the sun, die.

When you said "im gonna say this in Morse code you ready?" I was all I like "I can barely even speak my own language though"

SCP-2521 is really dangerous, but he looks really cool and-

Tiberius scares me. I hope he gets some friends of his own kind.

"There was a child named Tiberius" Tiberius: "I'll let it pass"

"Tiberius had very long arms and was cocered in slime." Tiberius is 15, not a monster.

Whoever made this scp is actually quite imaginative

He who must not be named. This SCP is Voldemort.

Foundari: Foundation King: Researchers + Higher-ups People on the 4th floor: MTF Guards Tiberius: ●●|●●●●●|●●|● Simple tasks: Tests Servants: D-class The Castle of Apothecary: Medical Branch Memory Erasing Potion: Class-_ amnestics

"a memory erasing potion" ahahahahaha XD

Aw man! This is like my favorite show Freakazoid and his villain, Candlejack. Man, I wish that show would come ba-

This was really creative. I enjoyed how you made SCP-2521 into a story, so it wouldn't know you wer

Everyone: you can’t talk about him aloud- Me: *packed and ready* SCP-2521 I WANT IN DAMMIT

You can always count on TheVolgun to make enjoyable original content, my friend was listening to this with me and he had no clue what you were talking about haha.

🙋‍♂️ Uh, Dr. Miller...can we discuss the homework in groups?

I can imagine 2521 in the room over listening to the story.

"Don't talk or write about what you think you know." People in the comments: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

I was watching this video and a damned shadow beast stole my computer. I had to fight a seven year war just to take my computer back and write this comment >:(

Imagine it showing up with a guitar singing "Come to my room baby"

clever all the class D have named that start with D and the king is 05

Me: being chased by a murderer Also me: Quickly attaches tape to some paper and writes SCP-2521 on it, then quickly sticks it onto the murderer *"Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo."*

Man, I love this guy. What's his real name outside of the story? I think it might be SCP-2521, going by the morse co

In-universe interpretations of ••|••••|••|•'s rules are interesting.

So basically hes a tall and dark-

Blinds: "What kind of SCP Story is this??" Deaf's: "It all makes sense now.."

That last "you won't" was terrific. It left me psyched. Amazing work The Volgun, as always.

5% of the comments here are talking about Volgun's performance, while 95% talk about SCP-252-

Dr. Miller, I don’t feel so go-

I wanna hear more about this Tiberius, he seems to be a nice guy.

This is so sad Alexa play scp 2521 oh wait no-

Scp-2521 Object Class: Keter Description:Scp-2521 is an entity resembling a human. It is about a foot taller than an average adult human with tentacle like arms which secretes a green slime like substance. The substance is known to be sticky. Scp-2521 is impossible to contain due to the scp being able to pass through all matter. Whenever any information of the entity is produced via text or speech, the entity would travel to the information and bring it back to an unknown location speculated to be a pocket dimension (by Dr [Data Redacted] which is long gone now. What a dumbass). However, Scp-2521 does not perceive any type of pictorial information. Therefore, this document for Scp-2521 is made using pictures. Any further experiments of Scp-2521 will be denied due to the entity containing itself as long as information about Scp-2521 never spreads. Recovery log: Scp-2521 was found while Dr [Data Redacted] was naming his son's drawing "Tiberius". The entity then took away Dr [Data Redacted]. Then when his son said Tiberius, he too got taken away. Since that incident, many of our staff (including Class-Ds) went missing. At first, we thought that they were rebelling against us. However, further investigation concluded otherwise. We then tracked the source of the disappearances. Scp-2521 was found to be the source of the disappearances. This file was made by Scp-079 specifically to rid Scp-079 due to its high intellect and the fact that it has gained control of Site [Data Redacted] somehow. Therefore, this file would be used to regain Site [Data Redacted]. End of file. Terminating log . . . Complete. File Terminated.

What is [REDACTED] anyways I don't get the st- EDIT: Comment edited to avoid further human losses.

For an april fools, another SCP has to be narrated just like this. Not going to lie, this format of COPPA-fying the entries has the potential to become it's own spinoff.