SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats 

“Despite the loss of life, the mission was deemed a success.” Sums up the SCP foundation.

that soldier who detonated the bomb from inside the SCP's stomach is a legend. Usually they just hide and run until they're eaten. Let's give this unknown soldier some respect

I genuinely think Ferdinand is DEFINATELY related to this bloodline, because that would explain SO much

I (seriously, I'm not joking) love how this is more mild compared and leaves out the far more disturbing aspect of this SCP. These creatures were doing things way worse than just eating people... They were trying to procreate with humans. The results were the female hosts all dying as the spawn burst from them. One host was rescued by an MTF unit, only for the spawn to burst out and lead to the deaths of the woman, the unit, and the helicopter pilots.

SCP explained: "Talking about Holy Roman Empire" Also SCP explained: "Showed the 18th century emperor dressing like the ancient Roman"

I always had a theory that SCP-082 Ferdinand was related to the 3288, since they're both large, super strong, and cannibalistic.

9:34 That quick dubbing of "bodies" over "babies" really cracked me up.

Junior Researcher: *Presents above SCP and it's details* Senior Researcher: ...And what do you call this SCP? Junior Researcher: The Aristocrats!

Keter Class entries are either insane or just disturbing. This one Is both Edit: Inbreeding is creepy man.

This SCP is one of those that unironically gives me chills, such a perfect metaphor for how the ruling class destroys regular people but also like, actually terrifying itself too.

I think these guys mistook the HRE as ancient Romans, since they showed them wearing togas and laurel leaves, which the Holy Roman Emperor didn't wear in the 18th century

I really appreciate the varied and different appearances of the MTFs from different time periods. Keep up the awesome work!

i choose to believe that this is what happens when you "keep it in the family"

The thing I love about this channel is that they don’t just read the scp’s they actually tell a story

FINALLY! Those guys are one of my favorite SCP stories.

The Hapsburgs were weird as Hell and tbh I could see them actually trying this at one point

This one stuck with me for years, largely due to the sheer insanity of these deformed and depraved monsters.... Reminds me of when Royal Families would go so far to commit inbreeding or incest, which lead to pedigree collapse and recessive defects galore. Hapsburgs anyone? I mean this SCP multiplies like freaking rabbits. The list of diseases is no small thing either. In fact, the list is as follows according to the wikidot page: Hyperdontia- Excessive Number of teeth in the mouth Macrodontia- Abnormally large teeth in the mouth Gross Mandibular Prognathism -Lower Jaw outgrows the Upper Jaw. Possible sign of genetic disfiguration (Much like the Hapsburg lip) Dolichostenomelia- Unnaturally long or disproportionate limbs Arachnodactyly- Abnormally long and slender fingers and toes, especially in comparison to the palm or the foot Polydactyly- Excessive number of fingers and/or toes Kyphosis -Best known by the cultural shorthand, "Hunchback" Tapetum Lucidum- a layer of tissue behind the retina, increasing the possible light intake by the photoreceptors by sending it through the retina. Complete Heterochromia- One eye is different from the other in terms of color Gottschall-Gartner Syndrome- Extremely Rare (Damn near exclusive to inbreeding) disease where a layer of enamel is on the surface of the skin, this leading to extreme pain when it breaks Alopecia Universalis- Medical condition where all hair, especially on the eyebrows and eyelashes is lost. Acute Photophobia- Aversion to light; often exploited for interrogation. Delirium, usually manifesting as malignant narcissism or delusions of grandeur. And, as seen in the video, cannibalism. But seriously, of it weren't for that "Magic Gene", these freaks wouldn't NEARLY have lived as long as they have. But the trouble doesn't end there: There was a complete list of vaults written down that marked every last known hive. However, it isn't complete because of the natural onset of mold damage to the original parchment. God only knows how many vaults are still out there

Leopold’s outfit is highly anachronistic. I think there might be some confusion of the Holy Roman Empire with the Roman Empire. They were not the same. The Holy Roman Empire was a collection of German city states and when Leopold was reigning he would wear similar clothes to ones you would see worn by 17th century kings

And they said Charles II of Spain was a genetic mess. He looks like a perfect human specimen compared to this.

Well, here it's everybody, we all knew this day would come. The Aristocrats, although this version is WAYYYY tamer than the original. I've seen Volgun's video on this one, and man, the writer for this SCP really did everything they could to make this one as vile as possible.

I know there are consequence to recklessly eliminating every SCP, but I think this one is the exception to that rule.

I loves it when the story is just the facts and we get to draw our own conclusions.

“Grave Consequences” got me chuckling lol good one

Another SCP that I would agree with the GOC regarding an SCP being wiped out

9:33 "The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES,* all displaying severe and likely fatal birth deformities"

Also, could Ferdinand the Cannibal be one of these Aristocrats? The similarities are plenty, when you think about it.

The Habsburg family-mafia were the most unhuman branch of the history ever now. That SCP is similar outside that they were/is inside.

... This feels like one of those SCPs that would be better for everybody if they were simply purged with a good old-fashioned remote injection of lead to the brain

The origin of “random witch” is kinda meh. I thought the Habsburgs notoriety for inbreeding and deformities would’ve just naturally descended and continued until it led to… this. Other than that, this is actually one of my favorite SCP’s y’all have talked about in a while.

When they began to talk about the teeth, the first drain that came to mind was Ferdinand. This type of a mission requires no less than Samsara

"-and then I said 'The Aristocrats'!"

I wish maxamillian and ferdinand would be able to meet… they have a lot in common!! I think they’d get along swimmingly

Ferdinand the Cannibal after learning of this SCP: MY FAMILY

This is the most elaborate version of "The Aristocrats!"-Joke I ever heard.

Is this because “the Hapsburgs married into so many royal families that they would have to start marrying themselves” -history of the entire world I guess, so they did, and the sheer amount of invest made these things?

They should introduce that aristocrat king to Ferdinand the cannible I have a feeling that they might get along great or start a war either way it would be very interesting

9:31 "The skeletal remains of over 300 *BODIES*, all displaying..." some spooky editing there

These things are somehow worse than a family walking into a talent agency 😨

Legends say the workers who examined the bodies are still in the bathroom

I usually think I won’t ever get affected by any scp because I live in Europe. Now I’m afraid because if the scp foundation were to be real I’m in danger.

19:49 love the Hapsburg crest in place of the foundation logo

That would be a great survival horror game, having to escape from a aristocrats den

I have been waiting for this episode forever, this is the first SCP entry I ever read.

0:57 Are we not going to talk about the fact that the child disappeared as the agent watching him blinked.

You know, I really hesitated on clicking this video at first... Only because of the joke "The Aristocrats", but then I thought, "They wouldn't..." and clicked anyways. LOL

Random, but the king saying "...but some are more noble than others," reminds me of one of the rules in Animal Farm that was changed under Napoleon that said, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

There was another part in this story involving a helicopter crash and horribly pregnant kidnapped women. It’s really disturbing so if you want to find out what happened go read the wiki.

When you are so inbred your an SCP: *HABSBURG 100*

So, what would The Aristocrats do if they manage to get rid of the "peasants"?

loving the longer videos guys, great work!

You know it’s gonna be a good scp explained video, when it’s about scps

One of my favorite scp’s, love the character models for this episode

What do you mean there a SCP? Look like the normal Habsburg family to me.

Ive been waiting to see who would touch on the house of Hapsburg next. This one's my favorite least known scp

"inclusive family ties" well that's one way to put it

Alabama 100 with this SCP article, definitely

An infamous anomaly that makes the song "Sweet Home Alabama", look like a sonnet in comparison. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Day 277 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.

just from a pragmatic standpoint, would it not make more sense for SCP-3288 to keep a steady supply of "peasants" as serving labor, or as livestock, rather than eating them with reckless abandon? I'm not trying to justify their depravity, I'm just trying to be logical...

This is the second most disturbing tale titled "The Aristocrats"

I’d love to see a cross test between 3288 and 053.

Makes me wonder if the Aristocrat comment in Hellsing Abridged is in reference to this SCP

682 vs Able. The rematch

I wish someone would tear me up like 3288

Yay! You have the best SCP stories

Day 5 of asking what would happen if the Omnitrix was placed in scp 914

9:13 what do you mean you weren’t funny? You got a giggle out me!

I've been waiting for you guys to do this one. Thank you!

been waiting for this one for a while!! amazing work as always :D

If thes 3288s eat humans then would they eat 682?

I'd like to see this guy and Ferdinand have a conversation.

14:57 bro took "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI" to a whole new extreme right there

This one is brutal

one of my favorite scp stories. good work man!

"absolutely nothing to find under this sign" people: oh yea there is ABSOLUTELY nothing i suppose

I always thought that this scp was related to Ferdinand... I don't know why...

9:35 Anyone else notice the little sound-editing hiccup?

Would Ferdinand and the Aristocrats get along?

I already knew this one but guess who isnt sleeping tonight

Me from Vienna: I hope there's an Austrian SCP too! ... oh, well. Okay then.

Who thinks scp-082 Fernand the cannibal is an aristocrat

3288 is basically vampire kind mutant

I'm just gonna have to steal this for my D&D group.

This has got to have some connection to Ferdinand the Cannibal. 🤔

Finaly one from austria yay

How would scp 082 meets scp 3288

Imagine being a Hapsburg now, just sitting down casually enjoying a "manwich" while watching this....😮 Manwich.....😅

You guys definitely need to a part 2 to this one

Anyone else wonder if SCP 082 / Fernand could be one a SCP-3288 or one of the experiment used to make them

Hm. They don't think long term at all. Once all the "meek" and "worthless" are consumed and gone. It wouldn't be long before they start attacking and eating each other. It's not all black and white, people have varying levels of traits and behaviors after all.

Hell singers... Awesome band name

ooof. that cut of "bodies" at 9:34 is rough

I decided to make my own SCP (I couldn't think of free number) SCP - 893 Anomaly #: SCP - 893 Entity Class: Keter Containment Procedures: SCP - 893 must be kept in a dark room with no lights and the viewing deck windows must be tinted to disallow and light to reach 893 as it will quickly go invisible. All cameras in SCP - 893’s must be fitted with thermal imaging capabilities incase any light reaches 893. SCP - 893 must be fed every day 12 times with its meal consisting of native African wildlife which is the natural prey of 893. In the event of a breach all personnel guarding 893 and the surrounding area must equip their standard issue thermal cameras and must aim to hinder not kill as 893 instances have been recorded to emit powerful acids from its mouth when hit in the belly. If possible, power to the lights in SCP - 893’s sector may be cut to help aid the process to re-contain the anomaly. Description: SCP - 893 is a warmed blooded diurnal (daytime) hunting creature, 893 refracts light using its skin making it entirely invisible. SCP - 893 has a bullet proof back, arms and legs but its underbelly is easily penetrated. 893 has 4 hind legs and 2 frontal legs that look and act similar of those seen on the prey mantis and is used to pierce its prey such as large mammals including humans. SCP - 893 has a series of razor-sharp teeth and through testing has been seen to be able to cut through the body of a human quite easily. Its head shows an exposed nostril cavity that allows 893 to be able to smell a drop of blood from 5 miles away. Since 893 refracts light to become invisible during night it returns to its burrow and only comes out in the day. SCP - 893 can expel its highly potent stomach acid from its mouth if injured near the stomach region, this acid can burn through human skin with ease. The acid is unlike any known to man and has a designation of 893-1, the acid has also been seen to melt through concrete, metal and wood in a matter of seconds. 893 also has an extremely short metabolism requiring it to eat large amounts of flesh in a single day. Tell me what you think :)

Did anyone notice that at the end the SCP logo wad changed to the hasburg code of arms?

Half the comments: Ferdinand Other Half: wrong outfit brother

Yo after all these years I finally figured out the MUSIC IVE BEEN BOPPING TO IN MY DREAMS. It just clicked as I started boppin my head. It's thissss, it's your background music bro🤣🤣🤣🤣

Day two of me asking SCP to do SCP-682 termination attempts but with people from other sci-fi universes.

And I thought the nazis had a bad supremacist complex.

That *voice* of the Aristocrats are absolutely *amazing*

Where's the QuarantinedCoof when you need him?

Is SCP-082 part of this family, He seems to fit the description