SCP-343 - "GOD" 

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I never understood that either

orange juice I always thought the point was, “You are asking questions out of bounds with your grasp of understanding.” Essentially, would it matter if He was the creator of your universe? He is so much beyond you already.

Ωmega Man he clipped out of bounds

The hamburger wasn't the point, the speed at which he acquired it was. Though he could have just taken it from somebody passing by.

@@IrvingIV I always saw the point as the classic responce of a God when asked for proof. More of a "ha ha ha fuck you." Kind of answer.

no the universe just collapses

i once saw a video about a interview with him and when questioned about the gate keeper he just teleported out of the questioning.

Who says he'd let them?

*Uno reverse card

Beetle Mations I mean he’s the one who made it kill or make anyone who goes near Eden so he probably wouldn’t.

Made me laugh

B o r g a r*

@@hq5485 h a m b o r g e r

imagine 343 saying borger with an russian acceny and looking at the staff member with his eyes kinda closed and showing the borger

I mean in a place that has little girls that can alter the very fabric of reality, it would be pretty hard to prove that you created the Universe. So why not just laugh and go get a burger.

*HHHMMMMMM*

I mean... if dudes the God of that universe... Then he is a vile fucking creature... I mean... every horror we can imagine, is real there... and to permit perpetuation of the suffering, each threat can be contained (but thats not good, it just means more horrible things can happen and will happen, to more people, generation after generation, civilisation after another, all across the Universes belonging to that reality). Like... let's say there is the God of our reality... and that God has morals, guided the creation of life and everything. Dudes quite a bit of a dick himself. Now take the same guy, and crank his evil factor to the fucking 1111.

@@cyryl3827 sounds like reality doesn't it?

@@cyryl3827 Tbf, the SCP exists in a confirmed multiverse. Sure he may be creator of *this* universe instance, but lot of outside things have bled in since the dawn of creation/big bang. Though whether he really is the creator or not, I don't know.

@@Elmithian Capital "C" Creator, is the one that made All, or is the sole existence with the power to reshape All (if there is no original Creator, or the original got beaten out of the job). So... the God, would be in all universes of a particular reality (where I consider a reality to be a collection of various multiverses that operate on similar rules. With two realities only interacting if a Creator level deity brings them together... but then the stronger one is the Creator, the other one... just some powerful dude/dudette).

Well it is already keter, it's just this half isn't as dangerous and is in control

More like Apollyon, as there seems to be no way to *actually* contain 343.

Logan Cox the class system isn’t based on how dangerous something is but rather how hard it is to contain a button that will blow up the universe is safe since although it is dangerous it can’t escape on the other hand a cup that teleports at random times at a random place would be keter since it is always escaping but not dangerous

joshua mueller my favourite example is the man who sees lonely people when they die who is very nice but they can’t contain him so he’s keter

@@Kami_N7 I know how the classification system works, I was referring to the fact that in most canons, the strongest entity is split in two, god and the witch child, also the teleporting cup would be more safe/Euclid, as keter is hard to contain and the potential of its danger

Now that would be interesting

Probably hasn’t payed child support

no one said he was your god

I'd probobly ask him why he took Moses's son foreskin

If he is god. Then ask, why you take form of human ?

I got you. Nice place nigga.

Looking at your picture I think of Fatal Error Sans.

@@donnabrahamworsley5857 its pfp not picture

@@johanwerny2197 **pfp

NICE PLACE NIGGA

I have a theory that SCP 343 is the AntiChrist. Here is proof: “Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God“ (2 Thes 2:3-4). “As he performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven, to the earth in full view of the people.” (Rev 13:13)

Paradoxical Nightmare devil is antichrist

@@deputykirsanov7314 scp 999 son of the devil: you look sad so I will make you happy

I figured it out: scp 343 was actually keter/apollyon, then suddenly caused the events recorded in scp 5000

@Paradoxical Nightmare with a cell that has no guards,and near an organization which holds info on other sites with powerful anomalies ready to be unleashed in any moment,Yeaaa... sounds dumb to me.

but why would the creator of the universe be busy if he's infinity powerful there's literally nothing for him to worry about

@@Mr.Rendo1 the joestars are trying to kill him

@@Mr.Rendo1 Just because he created the universe doesn't make him Omnipotent... The feats shown are Creation.. not destruction... Healing and etc It just means he is capable of creating a universe But ya know This is ironic since I'm talking to someone who just reset the universe with time acceleration via *MADEU INU HEAVEN DA TOKI WA KASUTSURU*

*kill agent deployed*

It's not put of the equation that he is a reality bender, god or not, and maybe (100%) can create copies of himself to act in different places

The SCP community died a long time ago, and has been slowly replaced with people who don't adhere to the old legacy. In fact, most of them don't even respect the SCP roots as they want to modify and adjust anything they deem to be a "problematic" scp story. Keeping this in mind, it's no wonder the scp classification system would also be disrespected and it's meaning changed by these people.

it’s mostly just now full of people who constantly scream about and worship 173 without having even read the actual article yet, kids mixing up skip nicknames, thinking those are the actual names, doesn’t even know skip tales exist and have no clue what the foundation is even about, etc

If i do remember right an scp wich Can not be contained is a class thaumielle

undertaling uncontainable is Apollyon

Maxillum1 well, looking from the brighter side, he’s very cooperative and thus doesn’t need much containment procedures

Ikr

It doesnt get funnier, even if you repost the same thing 10000 other people already did.

Did this man, deadass, scroll through the comments just to shit on a comment from almost a year ago. Good on you.

@@QueenPotatocat yes

@@nom6758 stfu

Lol

MY GOD. LITTERALLY

Who said America is " "GODS" COUNTRY"? Like wat? 🤣🤣🤣

@@krumskrum8987 patriots

Mind blow

Dear Christ

0_0

I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

4:40 before the event of scp 49 vs scp 343 from Dr Cimmerian.

Dear lord.

LOL

Please imform me of this " gate guardian"

@@seansimpkins668 The gate guardian is an scp that has the power to wipe you out of existence, but don't worry it won't attack if you don't bother it it's appearance is that of a giant winged knight who guards a gate so there you go.

@@alphabetlord5590 so could you give him hugs and he wouldnt care?

@@seansimpkins668 nope he would instantly disintegrate you

Yeah, he Legit looks like zeus

I mean if we stop and think about god probably looks more like adam soooo maybe

@@Miltiades178 Fun Fact: Most SFM animations of 343 use Zeus from god of war as a model

@@megabladechronicles962 i noticed

It cannot be Zeus, some women visited him and none have been pregnant

I mean...ye, sure. I'd like to create a snack for the proof, too.

Deus Ex Machina

It doesnt get funnier, even if you repost the same thing 10000 other people already did.

he says i made humans to make me hamburgur

God doesn't have an IQ, He knows all and sees all.

Indeed.

Is Kratos ever happy from anything besides killing?

PDD Raising his BOI?

N I S T A !

Who wants kratos to be added as an SCP?

SakarianOutcast isn’t a reality bender that’s so powerful they’re omnipotent basically a god?

@@femmefuntime To be a god, or at least as I see it, you require three things: Omnipotence, omnipresence, and you have to know literally everything. Granted, this reality bending angle would be about as close as you could get to those three things, however, I suspect it lacks a little something that would really cinch it for me.

Oog

@@GlitchedBlox bro, you're being a hypocrite right now.

@@GlitchedBlox Report him

Still surprises me on how mysterious 343 is

eh

Prob bc Dr.Beck knows that is she doesn't appeal to 343 he could probably wipe the universe as we know it but know he's acctualy identity

Oooh, I like this theory

For that you need to understand how deities work. If we talked about the Christian God, he would be more like an overdeity as he has no needs for worshipers and followers even tho he has. Maybe this SCP is some kind of deity that needs or simply wants followers. There are lotsa types of deities and god-like 'creatures' you can check out to see what you think this SCP categorizes as.

Theory: SCP-343 is the Witch Child (forgot her number)

I thought it was a joke on how everyone sees 343 differently.

@@jonseon5952 that seems theoretically possible but then again with how volatile and unpredictable anomalous abilities react to other anomalous abilities I'm not sure where to stand my ground

Dream man said that "she" would be the end

Double vision, i remember that they talked for a while and double legit thought that 343 was a child, though a well spoken one

Perhaps...

Or he’s a reality warped who has mastered their powers and plays the role of “God” on earth, the Witch Child was confined before finding her true power, 343 knows his abilities and uses them to their fullest

Thats what I'm thinking. Something like a partial avatar.

One good side and bad side

Lol a giorno giovanna remake

Börger cult

I mean, christianity?

@@risingpaladin6839 christianity is a religion not a cult. Cults refer to ritualistic groups like the seven brides

pretty sure OP is referring to one of the properties of 2662 as a joke

@@reason4ace isn't religion a cult that has gone too big and old?

Oh look... Anotherbloodyfanwriter... 😂

True, but would it really matter as long as he's being helpful. There's no need to rock the boat just because the ocean is calm with little waves. Just enjoy the moment.

@@lookintomyeyesunculteredon9613 I guess, not like he is even capable of being neutralized if dirt was even possible to appear on him

Ever played Medieval Cop?

That is a fat theory

@@VarietySeth it was a joke related to the paper of God made by Morgan Freeman in that movie with Jim Carrey, but as far as I knew 343 it's a reality bender chased since many years ago for some hoodie guys

@Augusto Cejas lol walking into his room with High expectations and end up meeting Aqua

@bryan diaz varela 100% understandable.

I KNEW HAMBURGERS WERE A GIFT FROM GOD

I think it would be a interesting twist if 343 turns out to be the devil (or at least the entity that caused humanity to become what they are in the scp universe). It makes sense, why he would look and act like what people think god would be.

If he is omniscient, omnipotent and says he's god, what arguments do we've to contradict him? At most maybe you could say that he is not "your" god.

Sauce? And/or video

@@skylanderlego4163 Perhaps this one? www.scpwiki.com/all-fall-down

Impossible! That's Dr Clef. 😈

Lucifer Morningstar?

@@keyring7684 Do you know any other Lucifer?

@@BaronVonMott speaking of clef kinda odd they don't have him work with 343 being he's immune to anomalus properties

now that is a plot twist

I don't think security guards are considered MTF units.

Actually I was just curious. If their is a God he must be just as fucked up as the rest of us lol. Sounds like pretty fun guy to be around tho.

@@burnttoast.2017 He has Omni-benevolence.

@@Lucifer6.6.6-v6g everyone is the hero of their own story. God is no different. He made us in his image, and the only way he would be that is if he had no free will.

Christian when see thumbnail: * no*

Speaking of atheists, they can't do exponents. Because they don't believe in a higher power.

i think scp 343 is more of a keter class

@@andreicanubida16yearsago9 if we speak as it he can be a threat to the world so he is techincally apollon

@@theonewhoplannedall643 Object classes are how hard it is to contain, not it's a danger to the world, a button that can end the world when pressed would be safe classed since as long as nobody presses it, the world continues on. Euclid class would be an unpredictable entity and containment moderately difficult. A Keter class SCP would be an entity that is extremely hard to contain, like SCP-106, who can pass through solid matter. Apollyon is different though. Apollyon class basically means you *_can't_* contain it. Seeing as this imposter is an extremely powerful reality bender and cognitohazard, that can walk through solid matter like 106, teleport, create matter, it is literally impossible to contain 343. And before anyone jumps on my case about SCP-169, the leviathan or other enormous or powerful entities that are still only Keter, containment doesn't just include physical detainment, it also includes if information can be suppressed or not, 343 is only at the foundation because it *_wants_* to, at any moment, it could leave and leak literally the entire SCP Database to the rest of the world. But it doesn't, merely because it enjoys talks. And it has been shown to be manipulative of time and people seeing as the seemingly normal disappearance of Dr. Beck and the other researcher. This thing isn't god. It's an extremely powerful reality bender that has manipulated most of the foundation to believe it is God.

@@kritikill7779 shut up with the button shit already

We need to put the object class in "safe" because this scp can and will read the file. We need "God" to be cooperative so we can concentrate in other threads. And besides, if some time we need to terminate scp-343, is better is he don't know in anticipation our intencions

LOL dr.crimmera

Dr Cimmerian has you're wronged about every single damn thing in the SCP wiki

@@dystopia-user181 your wrong about 1508 I wish

You're wrong about life, love and the universe, featuring TheVolgun

Corona virus be like: hakai

Wooooow Christ on a stick woooow lol dark humor

Or you know a devil?

nice to see a Helluva boss fan here

and for the people who don't know he's quoting

jeff is dead we killed him that’s where I heard that lol thank you

Dr. Bright

DAMN YOU SCP 343 DAM- shit I’m in the earths co- [DATA LOST]

Darkskyinvader1 No it’s 343

Max Do interesting

straight up fast pass from webtoon

youtube channel memberships see it early nice

*Danger*

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@Glitched Blox it’s a gacha tuber lol

how the fuck did you post this comment 3 days ago this came out 36 minutes ago

@@radioactivedonut6573 I'm actually 343

@@GlitchedBlox jeez you're cringe

Um SO

@@alphabetlord5590 um so what?

@@annieme-tions no one cares if he does that

@@alphabetlord5590 I do and so does this guy. It's disturbing why 343 does why he does or rather doesn't.

I mean we've played lots video games, watched movies. *So this ain't surprising but it is curious*

HOUH

No Clue

Could be bismuth, idk where I learn that phrase...

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Bismarck

Not dreadnought, Battleship

"alright its been a few millennia im bored new universe CLAP."

-and then he just tells the scarlet king he can have us

Who let the giant crocodile be administrator again?

Dame thats smooth

Low effort comment

@@pineapple7024 oh look a low effort comment

Kritikill ヅ I mean, yeah, but this doesn’t change the fact that the original was a low effort comment

@@pineapple7024 why

that doesn't sound like the christian god. the christian god wouldn't be in a flesh form. that would be jesus.

@@GotCalcium You do know that everyone can see him differently

@@alphabetlord5590 because other religions think reality is what ever it can be for them.

@@GotCalcium um ok

See? The thing with reality altering beings is they can change everything, everything on that document must be seen as possibly a lie, he could just be making everyone experience illusions while he actually locks em up in a dungeon and eats them or something, it could all be a lie, you dont have to even have reality altering powers to be this terrifying, just illusion powers

Fuck

Good answer

Well they can't go through a wall and come back with a hamburger but ok.

NewXton if anyones friend is like that im keeping them for myself

So my own mind?

If he's wholesome what happened to Dr *[Redacted]* ?

343: y'all hear somthin?

He probably erased him from existence, if he is God, that would be an easy task for him

@@uppishcub1617 If he were God he would not just make him disappear. He would remove all traces of him at all so that nobody would ever have reason to be suspicious. All holes would be filled. All paradoxes fixed and removed. If he were God, he would know everything and easily be able to do this. So he probably isn't actually God. The only reason people could be suspicious is if he allowed the holes to exist for some reason.

Well that's the thing he can kill anyone if he want to but he chose not to I think the foundation should just play along because he can ends the world if he feels like it

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Tf did I just read

hot sauce pls

@@buttoxchewy7091 yes.

"M1 garand pings notification."? Does that mean your ringtone is the sound of an M1 Garand shooting?

@@buttoxchewy7091 I know, it's like he was having a seizure and a stroke while commenting.

Please take another look at the corrupted data file and the drawings in the background and you can see god doing some shady things such as manipulating a doctor to ignore some orders that would allow her to bring in information about other scp's to god, to then meeting up with scp 049 for and unknown reason.

@@jaredhayward5760 I'm just saying you can't say an entity that powerful SAFE, if it ever safe it's probably because he's holding back.

This bastard is an APPOLYON class

@@juliantotriwijaya9208 sorry, what I meant to say is that this creature manipulated it's own classification so that the foundation wouldn't see it as a threat in top of the information I gave

@@jaredhayward5760 ahh I see, so it's not 100% honest, it edits both people's memory and the documents

I think you mean doctor bright

@@sharkestry1119 since you randomly replied to me answer me this what happens if someone kills bright and puts his amulet on 173 does bright become 173 or not since it's technically a statue thing?

@@phillbill7852 Since our peanut boi is sentient, he would have 173's anomalous powers and be Bright

All living things to be classified as alive need FOOD, water, reproduce, grow, move, breathe, adapt or respond to their environment, and produce waste. Peanut is in a sort of grey area as it does a few of them but also doesn't for some so i dont think the amulet will work or atleast fully

@@VarietySeth Scp 3812 is the strongest fictional character. There s no debate about that.

probably got overpowered

Actually only mind manipulation is enough.A insanely strong one.But it is enough.

Well you need the whole taskforce stationed at Scapa Flow and Joakim to contain it

Exactly what I thought

@@AErch Don't be silly you just need HMS Rodney. 😏

@@JohnMacbeth And also we don't recommend using HMS Hood and HMS Prince of Wales here

We have to sink the Bismarck

Must be a Master-level Reality Warper or maybe Nigh-Omnipotent.

"5th wall breaks" that's just attempting to break the fourth wall with multiple layers. Still a fourth wall break

Being a God doesn't mean your omnipotent it just means you are higher than the laws of nature and possibly immortal

You mean 4 th wall break

He should have known that the Foundation members would ask him about the Gate Guardian. Lack of foresight and running away from the question definitely means SCP 343 isn’t God

i think he isn't a god like really he isn't

I feel like people too often mention evil gods but I want everyone to know that there are benevolent gods who care about humanity. Namely being Shrek, Danny Devito, and Waluigi.

Leche de caballo And Gabe Newell, although not as benevolent with steam sales.

What if he IS Gaben

no it's Gary Busey

Nekorisa Kirisame the only downside is he can’t do anything involving the number 3

Producers be like

God be like:lemme heal that guy for you

@@brwulag4532 But SCP 343, the pestilence must be removed from it.

@@skylanderlego4163 k

@@brwulag4532 Just a reality bender.

Nah, some people just have a time machine

Patron gets early access

Did you mean scp 354?

He isn't the "god" of scp's. He has stated that scp's like 682 are not of his creations.

How did 54 people read this

@@AttitudeIndicator I forgot I almost had a stroke reading this.

343 is a poser. He's just a manipulative and extremely powerful reality bender

Ok

I suspect he would have been turned into goo. If he did exist in a cannon where "when day breaks" takes place that would mean he is probably not god since why would he ever let that happen if he had ultimate power. If he isn't god and is just a reality bender he would most likely just have the same fate as all the other scps exposed to the light (unless he is able to permanently evade it which is unlikely). All of this is assuming if he was god he wouldn't want it to happen.

If he kept in the shade we might be saved. If he got gooed then we're screwed

@@jamiefenwick8359 it's just another scp 001 we don't really know if that is the real one plus he once said that everything is temporary so I wouldn't be surprised if the world ended

hes always inside so when it starts he would know and leave letting (scp) nature take its course or hes a fake and dies to a flesh blob

@@jamiefenwick8359 The man killed EVERYONE in a flood but two of every animal and a few humans he told to get on a boat, he would most definitely let it just happen maybe even start it. I dont think we even know how it started in the first place other then sun light now bad be a introvert

If everyone is omnipotent then who truly is? Can that omnipotent being unomnipotent the other omnipotents?

@@Scazoid the scp 3812 is, since he can come out of fiction. He is the strongest being in existance of all fictions

@@theadministrator703 Booooring

At least he isn't an 05

Nice observation, i could've had never known that