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Chingadera: Catch-all term used when you can't think of or forgot an object's name.
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@gypsychris1031
@gypsychris1031 4 года назад
As a contractor I had to show this to my whole crew, we were crying laughing
@Mr.56Goldtop
@Mr.56Goldtop 4 года назад
Was he talking about you! 😁
@doofus0123
@doofus0123 4 года назад
LOL well done.
@mrtonywilliams6312
@mrtonywilliams6312 4 года назад
This man is hilarious his expressions and voice are too notch
@roverwaters3875
@roverwaters3875 4 года назад
As a man with no studies I had to show this to the other uneducated man in my crew, we were crying laughing
@shtzweak
@shtzweak 4 года назад
Rover Waters making fun of someone because of the job they have is pathetic
@tapthatt2012
@tapthatt2012 4 года назад
Home Depot Associate: "Oh the chingadera! Aisle 11, next to the whatchamacallit and the comosedice."
@Phoenix-369
@Phoenix-369 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@riderstorm101
@riderstorm101 3 года назад
😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JNYC-gb1pp
@JNYC-gb1pp 3 года назад
HAHAHAHA
@MadSocial
@MadSocial 3 года назад
Omg hahahaha
@cooleddown5150
@cooleddown5150 3 года назад
Hahaba
@spartacus147
@spartacus147 4 года назад
This joke would KILL with a more Mexican audience. I damn near died laughing 🤣🤣
@Kevinschart
@Kevinschart 3 года назад
im dying laughing....had to come to the comments to learn what chingadera means. it thought he just made the word up.
@tonyotto5988
@tonyotto5988 2 года назад
No they wouldn't because it's in English.
@mootymootmoot1679
@mootymootmoot1679 Год назад
I'm from Australia so this joke went over my head can you please explain to me what a chingardea
@ttjj6477
@ttjj6477 Год назад
I've watched it 5 times....it kills!!!
@jose.mejia2613
@jose.mejia2613 Год назад
@@mootymootmoot1679 loosely means “fucking thing”
@theflyxx
@theflyxx 4 года назад
“My 38 years of contracting, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
@l.ronthuggard8438
@l.ronthuggard8438 4 года назад
Fucking gold
@k_e3735
@k_e3735 4 года назад
@Anxiety 2.0 I think you're the one who needs to 'shut the fuck up moron'.
@malimills3012
@malimills3012 4 года назад
K _E he has no Friends
@MaloneMantooth
@MaloneMantooth 4 года назад
thefly21 : That's funny as hell cause it's true Lol
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 4 года назад
THERES A BEND IN THE WALL - THE WALL YOU FEEL THE BEND IN THE WALL SEBASTIAN?? HERE TOUCH IT! - nah man I don't need to tou- COME ON TOUCH YOU FEEL THAT OK YEP IM FEELIN DA BEND IN DA WALL *NOW* We could leave this.... AS IS. Omfg lol bro I am losing my mind at this hahahahahh its SO specific hahha
@amontri3246
@amontri3246 4 года назад
Damm I'm a Mexican contractor and this Is comedy gold
@TheMusikryder
@TheMusikryder 4 года назад
Well I'm Mexican and that was a bad Mexican impression
@fernie51296
@fernie51296 4 года назад
moestavernprankcall You must not be from CA. Most contractors here are Hispanic. I’m a professional cabinet maker and work with them all the time. Some are the way Sebastian describes and some are not. Good and bad ones for both examples.
@zachsimon9475
@zachsimon9475 4 года назад
No mames guey
@XmanSully
@XmanSully 4 года назад
@Dwayne Johnson LOL good comeback
@FINDINGFITNESS101
@FINDINGFITNESS101 4 года назад
@Dwayne Johnson No need to bring color into it. There's a lot of obese fat lazy black guys since you want to race bait! Your appalling literacy for example says A LOT about you and your clear lack of commitment and application to better yourself, does it not? I wouldn't let you do anything for me, you dumb ass lazy slob!
@moses1142
@moses1142 4 года назад
I’m Mexican and I approve of this video as 100% legit!! 😂
@joemartinez6998
@joemartinez6998 4 года назад
I’m Mexican this is false 100%!
@willruelas3529
@willruelas3529 4 года назад
The chingadera had me rolling
@veronicam2942
@veronicam2942 4 года назад
joe martinez Too sensitive that’s why. I’m Mexican too, and it’s funny as hell.
@angelahagerman5693
@angelahagerman5693 4 года назад
Okay MOISESSSSS
@moses1142
@moses1142 4 года назад
joe martinez don’t be so sensitive! I just build a deck myself and my white friends were asking how much I paid? 😂
@joevidrio8688
@joevidrio8688 4 года назад
“Chingadera” is like saying “the fu**en thing” or “ piece of shi*”. Depending on the situation. In this video “chingadera” refers to “the fu**n thing”. This is why this joke is funny 😆
@SiSi-xg1hk
@SiSi-xg1hk 4 года назад
There's a great meme comparing a plate of cuatros tacos de asada like "these are real tacos", & the other plate has some fucking crunchy beef tacos from Taco Bell as "these are chingaderas" 😆👍
@renatagross5959
@renatagross5959 4 года назад
Joe Vidrio Thank you for your explanation.
@hotjoshsauce1194
@hotjoshsauce1194 4 года назад
Imagine if she knew what he was saying, she'd be like, "wait, you're not asking for anything specific--you came to Home Depot for a "piece of shit"?
@nicolaferriolo7886
@nicolaferriolo7886 4 года назад
Can't wait to see him in Boston on Friday !
@adanalcalaleon7426
@adanalcalaleon7426 4 года назад
That is very accurate answer my friend
@OBENSquad_21
@OBENSquad_21 4 года назад
This man has mastered his craft Proud of you Sebastian
@Christina_320
@Christina_320 4 года назад
O'BEN Got that right !
@tomha9884
@tomha9884 4 года назад
Great observation he is a true master.
@lalaaddas6363
@lalaaddas6363 4 года назад
That accent was PURRFECT!!!
@SicilianSVT
@SicilianSVT 2 года назад
Sebastian should of had Italians work on his house, we would have finished the job and then had coffee with him afterwards! Love this guy!🇮🇹💪🏼😂
@JoelD85
@JoelD85 4 года назад
Audience didn't connect. If this show would've been performed in any Southern border state, there would have been a standing ovation. I couldn't stop laughing.
@zekegonzalez1845
@zekegonzalez1845 4 года назад
I was dying!!
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker 4 года назад
JoelD85 I think the audience just wasn’t miked loud enough
@rogerwillis7692
@rogerwillis7692 4 года назад
Yeah, they didn't get it.
@romoalex
@romoalex 4 года назад
They don't allow Mexicans into these kinds of places sometimes
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
If this were told in Los Angeles California people would have appreciated it.
@cynthiameans
@cynthiameans 4 года назад
That friend that builds a deck over the weekend...Lol
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 4 года назад
hahahah!
@sebd8425
@sebd8425 4 года назад
That sinking feeling when they say "You need to go to Home Depot."
@BostonCasey
@BostonCasey 4 года назад
Seb D yeah it’s a sad feeling when someone you hire makes you got get stuff for them. Might as well just hire Home Depot to do it
@BladeKi11a
@BladeKi11a 4 года назад
Casey undersale for the stuff you need but overcharge you for the install lol
@felixcornejo5440
@felixcornejo5440 4 года назад
Seb D it’s called Hon Dipo
@beejeight13
@beejeight13 3 года назад
“My 38 years of contracting, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
@allbottledup9513
@allbottledup9513 3 года назад
@@BostonCasey Except when the deal is you pay for materials, you get a lower bid on the job.
@alvadee
@alvadee 4 года назад
He nailed our Raza, that’s exactly how all my Tio’s and primos talk. My dad speaks broken English this is him 100% I love it, thank you Sebastian. I always watch this clip ❤️
@ScarriorIII
@ScarriorIII Год назад
Culture, he nailed your culture. Race got nothing to do with it. Never does.
@colorfulclouds6231
@colorfulclouds6231 4 года назад
My dad called "everything" a "chingadera"..! Still does. It's used for any word that you can't remember!!🤣
@rawmail102171
@rawmail102171 4 года назад
Yes! The Mexican version of, "thinga-ma-jig" or "do-hicky".🤣
@rosebud4467
@rosebud4467 4 года назад
Oh wow, really!? I honestly thought he just made up a word for comedic purposes. Thanks for sharing!
@danzdoinz8000
@danzdoinz8000 4 года назад
@@rawmail102171 not so much as it literally translates to "fucking thing". Chinga is 'fuck' in Spanish... Thingamajig and doohickey would translate to "cosita" or something like that. I'm sure they're other words for thingamajig and doohickey in Spanish but off the top of my head it's "cosita". Don't bother going to Google translate with this either because it translated doohickey to 'chisme' which is gossip... Anyway it's a vulgar word in Spanish...
@derianjesustorrescolunga1614
@derianjesustorrescolunga1614 4 года назад
Chingadera Is like, "that fucking thing".
@JNYC-gb1pp
@JNYC-gb1pp 3 года назад
@Drew Hong You didn't pause the video and google it? haha
@YummyBaer
@YummyBaer 4 года назад
Props to this Italian who got it right about us Mexicans. Italians are our brothers. LMAO
@dakineboy13
@dakineboy13 4 года назад
Mexicans, Italians and Filipinos are all the same, just from different continents. Lol.
@strawberrycough22
@strawberrycough22 4 года назад
@John Doe After the mob and food, what good are you people?
@PoderHispano
@PoderHispano 4 года назад
@@strawberrycough22 culturally significant art. What are your people known for?
@Angel123509
@Angel123509 4 года назад
Yessss Sirrrr!!!
@CriscDogs22
@CriscDogs22 4 года назад
J Circ Mexican Americans are the new age Italian Americans. Our family lives and food are very similar. Too many kids and hated by the original population. We have more in common than other American cultures, so be easy bruh
@sandorclegane6844
@sandorclegane6844 4 года назад
As a drywall/framer in Cali, chingadera is a word used every day.
@fernie51296
@fernie51296 4 года назад
Sandor Clegane Cabinet maker here. Whenever we work with these granite guys, I always get a good laugh. They’re a bit silly but all in all fun to work with.
@andrewgoodshepherd3975
@andrewgoodshepherd3975 4 года назад
I work in contstuction, this may be a dumb question, but what a chingadera?
@sandorclegane6844
@sandorclegane6844 4 года назад
Most construction sites are full of hilarious people. Chingadera is basically a Mexican term for “thingamajig”
@andrewgoodshepherd3975
@andrewgoodshepherd3975 4 года назад
Ohh ok, thank you for clearing that up, I appreciate it! 👍
@littlejoe9381
@littlejoe9381 4 года назад
@@sandorclegane6844 : Ohhh...one of those.
@luisartime5584
@luisartime5584 4 года назад
He is one of the funniest comics I have ever seen. A great part of his appeal is his ability to tell jokes using body language and mimicry to tell the joke as part of a story.
@Andrew-pu8ly
@Andrew-pu8ly 4 года назад
Luis Artime ...Exactly .
@jimthar17
@jimthar17 4 года назад
Have seen him live twice. Was in tears both times. Absolutely my favorite comic of the last ten years.
@luisartime5584
@luisartime5584 4 года назад
jimthar17 - I’m envious!
@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 4 года назад
Yeah that act is what i like about him. the jokes ehh many comdians do it better.
@gulianatanner2352
@gulianatanner2352 4 года назад
“I’m so sorry to bother you but I’m looking for a chingadera for the side.” 🤣🤣🤣
@TT-rz5td
@TT-rz5td 4 года назад
What does he mean by "the side"? The side of what?
@tfnine9031
@tfnine9031 4 года назад
@@TT-rz5td The guy sweeping has no construction skills, he just started and was hired to sweep. He was told to keep the client happy by cleaning up the place. The sweeper also doesn't speak English well, so he's just trying to not look like he knows absolutely nothing about construction so he is just muttering in broken English about the "f*cking things" (chingaderas) that are going to go in over "there-ish"....so that the client will be happy and leave him alone so that he can sweep the floors. It MIGHT be that he's trying to say "chingadera for the (job) site" -that would be my guess.
@LukeChudoba
@LukeChudoba 4 года назад
LOL I did contracting with my Dad and I laughed so hard at the part when he said everyone in home depot is measuring. Because my Dad always measures 3 times before he buys anything
@StumptownBoy
@StumptownBoy 4 года назад
"Measure twice. Cut once."
@stanleyhape8427
@stanleyhape8427 4 года назад
Meh..i prefer the .. That looks about right and its about yey long ..method of measuring.
@VivKittie32
@VivKittie32 4 года назад
You better or you’ll be back.
@rogerwillis7692
@rogerwillis7692 4 года назад
"I gotta sweep. Side to side."
@user-rq1ig8ls1x
@user-rq1ig8ls1x 3 года назад
Sigh to sigh
@AthenaGM
@AthenaGM 4 года назад
"I have my Ford Festiva" ayyy😩 jajajaja😭😂
@vanessablanc2074
@vanessablanc2074 4 года назад
I laughed so hard. “Everybody’s measuring at Home Depot!” 🤣
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 4 года назад
haha i lost my shit *BOOTS* hahahhaah HOW MUCH U A QUARTER EIG TH OF AN INCH?>!!
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 4 года назад
His impression of measuring is exactly how I do it.
@nemaprise
@nemaprise 4 года назад
hahah
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 4 года назад
Hahaha
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 4 года назад
lmao
@marianasser8026
@marianasser8026 4 года назад
We say “Chingadera” for everything we don’t know the name or don’t remember the name of the thing.
@deevine9255
@deevine9255 4 года назад
Like "whachamocallit".😊
@MaryMartJohns98
@MaryMartJohns98 3 года назад
That’s what my Mexican husband said when I asked him lonnng ago what it meant. He said, ah this or that or that ( as he was pointing at various different things) 😂. This joke totally reminds me my husband and brother who both say this word allll the time 😂🤦‍♀️
@radhiadeedou8286
@radhiadeedou8286 4 года назад
It's nice to know that contractor shit is universal
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 4 года назад
lmao yes. It's how they freak people out into spending more money I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE CAREER DOING THIS OVER AND OVER looool
@acrophobe
@acrophobe 4 года назад
The trippiest part was the girl at Home Depot knew exactly what he was talking about and he was out of there with la chingadera for de sigh that he needed in 4 minutes flat.
@momoneymoproblemz
@momoneymoproblemz 4 года назад
More like she told him “this not my department” and walked away
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@tfnine9031
@tfnine9031 4 года назад
@ Yup, you are correct. 100% Not in my Home Depot at least.
@tfnine9031
@tfnine9031 4 года назад
@@momoneymoproblemz Yup. That sounds more like my local Home Depot.
@DeviantMotives
@DeviantMotives 3 года назад
At the very end I almost had an asthma attack laughing when he asked the woman at Home Depot after two hours about the chingadera 😂🤣😅
@josse6907
@josse6907 4 года назад
I pee my pants when he said with that chigadera.....for the side... So accurate.....
@brautigan81
@brautigan81 3 года назад
"A quarter-eighth of an inch?" lmao
@angelcanez4426
@angelcanez4426 4 года назад
Damn as a Mexican this is on the money 😂😂 😂
@JulieRainyPDX
@JulieRainyPDX 4 года назад
I didn't see it in the architectual drawing haha!
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 4 года назад
I also though it was an obvious structure that he needed to build (loke a base or something) until I asked about it to a friendI who has been living in mexico for years... So I came back to watch it againg knowing (kind of) what it is 😅 and is even funnier now
@harrymajarian9680
@harrymajarian9680 4 года назад
You can never find the pinche chingadera when you need it smh🤣
@jja1483
@jja1483 4 года назад
Harry Majarian it's always behind la otra madre 😅😂
@samv2783
@samv2783 4 года назад
I've installed a lot of chingaderas in my time.
@tfnine9031
@tfnine9031 4 года назад
Me too...me too. Couldn't have said it better myself.
@darktatsu2894
@darktatsu2894 4 года назад
He took a nap?!?!? He has changed lol
@jjw3046
@jjw3046 4 года назад
3:44 The way he says _You don't have that here?_ with the tiny voice cracks me up everytime
@markusalan85392
@markusalan85392 4 года назад
Im a contractor and he is dead on😂
@kenbriesemeister1247
@kenbriesemeister1247 4 года назад
There is no one funnier than Sebastian Maniscalco! 😂😂
@sarameiragootblatt1819
@sarameiragootblatt1819 4 года назад
His Mexican accent is perfect. I’m Colombian born. LOL 🤣😂😆
@danielleon5074
@danielleon5074 4 года назад
Que viva Colombia! Medellin Presente
@a-love-supremist
@a-love-supremist 4 года назад
How does that make you an expert on Mexican accents lol
@sarameiragootblatt1819
@sarameiragootblatt1819 4 года назад
@@a-love-supremist my sstep father and the whole family is mexican, plus i have tons of mexican people around me. lol
@heatalldayy
@heatalldayy 4 года назад
macho tony Colombians love letting people know they’re Colombian.
@thereisnopandemic
@thereisnopandemic 4 года назад
Steven Lopez Colombians are like the Latino version of Vegans.
@doofus0123
@doofus0123 4 года назад
This is solid gold cake. And the comments are ice cream with nuts and whip cream topping. just. brilliant.
@renatagross5959
@renatagross5959 4 года назад
doofus0123 you made me hungry 😋😂
@juliemiller9760
@juliemiller9760 2 года назад
Dang. . .now I want ice cream, nuts and whipped topping! LOVE Sebastian!
@bernardking13
@bernardking13 4 года назад
The way he says it at the end with the accent, killed me. Died laughing. I should have seen that coming but damn that was gold
@MonarchPoolPlaster
@MonarchPoolPlaster 4 года назад
I love the smell of the lumber department at Home Depot.
@Blafard666
@Blafard666 3 года назад
I think you mean Hon Depoh'
@krisreid2815
@krisreid2815 3 года назад
Bathroom are pretty sweet too 🤣
@tamihayes5313
@tamihayes5313 3 года назад
Me too! I go to Home Depot to buy my cleaning products because the deals are great and sometimes I need to buy tools or gadgets when working on stuff at the house and I love the smell of Home Depot but the lumber section does smell good.
@amo5015
@amo5015 2 года назад
My uncle called it Hom Pipo
@misfitbrit1989
@misfitbrit1989 2 года назад
SAME!
@susanmarsden3640
@susanmarsden3640 4 года назад
I love Sebastian, can’t get enough of him.. and those face expressions 🤣
@deelueallen4655
@deelueallen4655 4 года назад
I could watch his comedy all day.. I'm at work trying to muffle my laughter 😂😂
@yeggs24
@yeggs24 4 года назад
Dee Lueallen that’s cause you’re a fucking moron
@Aven-Sharma1991
@Aven-Sharma1991 4 года назад
Dee Lueallen: Why is this joke SO hilarious?! I get it might inspire a smile and a chuckle, but to be almost passing out with laughter over this joke?! 🤔😒
@iLLWiLLx21
@iLLWiLLx21 4 года назад
yeggs24 Internet tough guy over here🤣🤣🤣
@iLLWiLLx21
@iLLWiLLx21 4 года назад
ll विनी शर्मा ll why don’t you go fuck yourself???
@CC_Marauder
@CC_Marauder 4 года назад
So you were not at work. You were sitting at a place and stealing time from the employer that pays you. SMFH
@deborahpancaro8048
@deborahpancaro8048 4 года назад
OMG, I looooove Sebastian Maniscalco....he is the funniest guy ever!!!
@dawnjawid1790
@dawnjawid1790 3 месяца назад
This guy is spot on...gold...funny...great energy...and so darn handsome... Love him! 💜🤣💜
@suhaskhamgaonkar6322
@suhaskhamgaonkar6322 Год назад
He must be extremely observant to be up there and doing his gig so fabulously! What a riot of a guy 😂🤣😅
@carolynsopko1061
@carolynsopko1061 Год назад
He is truly funny !!
@leahplyler
@leahplyler 2 года назад
My husband does home improvement and he fits in with the HD crew. The way Sebastian imitates measuring reminds me of my hubby. I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks Sebastian!
@DinFL
@DinFL 4 года назад
I’m not a contractor nor do I know anything about that line of work. However, something I do know is that Sebastian is one of the best comedians EVER!!
@TT-rz5td
@TT-rz5td 4 года назад
Rule One: Don't watch Sebastian when you are somewhere in which you should be quiet (classroom/golf match/during someone else's work presentation/library/church/funeral home). 🤣
@TT-rz5td
@TT-rz5td 4 года назад
@Sandi Baby312 👍
@amore_93
@amore_93 4 года назад
This guyyy is the besttt!!! Every time I watch his netflix special i laugh even more each time
@saintjacob1
@saintjacob1 3 года назад
As a white boy in the South Texas oilfield this is hilarious! 🤠 "Get the fuckin thing wey! Neta!"
@amessad
@amessad 3 года назад
Literally crying every time......😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@fabianmarreroarce7377
@fabianmarreroarce7377 4 года назад
Chingadera on the side 😂❤️
@albertogonzalez6055
@albertogonzalez6055 3 года назад
Me being a Mexican all I have to say to this Italian guy is that this is so funny brother YOU ARE THE MAN 👍 lol 😆
@smudoshi
@smudoshi 4 года назад
God. I love him. One of the best ever.
@efrainsandoval6480
@efrainsandoval6480 4 года назад
Grew up in the construction field in socal, this scene is on point. Lol
@rosebud4467
@rosebud4467 4 года назад
This is easily one of his best bits of all time. 🤣
@IamCHOSEN23
@IamCHOSEN23 4 года назад
As a Mexican woman, I love even more the accuracy of the Mexican accent.😆👌 All love from the City of Angels!
@CC_Marauder
@CC_Marauder 4 года назад
(slap) You're an American with Mexican blood. If you're not willing to ID as such, you need to GTFO! #Hispanics4Trump #Trump2020
@zappbrannigan8352
@zappbrannigan8352 4 года назад
@@CC_Marauder settle down there uncle tom lol trying to act overly conservative isnt going to make them more accepting of you lmao
@bcvc3365
@bcvc3365 4 года назад
I don’t think the audience understood what chingadera means 😂
@SiSi-xg1hk
@SiSi-xg1hk 4 года назад
"You know, the fucking thing" 😂
@rosrychaplet
@rosrychaplet 4 года назад
@@SiSi-xg1hk exactly
@snuggisthecute
@snuggisthecute 4 года назад
I didn't but thanks to the comments I know what to ask for at home depot!
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 4 года назад
I was expecting someone here was going to say what that is😅
@jobob47
@jobob47 4 года назад
I think they got it.
@Danuta628
@Danuta628 4 года назад
Out of all his material- this is my favorite bit 😆🤣😂
@wilddaisies1067
@wilddaisies1067 4 года назад
D Deeze mine too 😂
@juliemiller9760
@juliemiller9760 2 года назад
Yes! A close second: the car mechanic scam: "I have to 'push it down...I don't know who I am anymore!" So GREAT!
@dieselayres3547
@dieselayres3547 3 года назад
Funniest joke he has ever told!!! I have been a Carpenter for 20 plus years and have watch this clip over 100 Time's and every time I do watch it I send it to all my Carpenter buddies lol!!!!
@Taylorkaraoke
@Taylorkaraoke 3 года назад
Yeah, but have you felt the bend in the wall tho?? LOL
@tacoballs666
@tacoballs666 3 года назад
The sigh after "you gotta go to home depot" was the best
@muddyshoes4517
@muddyshoes4517 4 года назад
This guy is freaking hilarious
@mmags
@mmags 4 года назад
This man is getting my through Covid19 ! Thank you, Sebastian. From one Italian to another you are beyond words at a time like this! I watch the clips over and over and send them to friends .. best medicine. God bless
@24hourplumbingcompany79
@24hourplumbingcompany79 4 года назад
Sebastian is the funniest
@bradleylovej
@bradleylovej 3 года назад
I love this! I used to work in sheetrock as a teenager and all the Mexican journeymen would yell at me from their stilts, "I need a chingadera," then point in a general direction. "Jus a little chinga, come on, move it!" I was 16 and had no idea wtf they were talking about. Apparently it just means some little bullshit. The chingadera can be literally anything lolol
@dodgeguyz
@dodgeguyz 4 года назад
“How much you need? Quarter eighths of an inch?” How come I’ve never heard this but before!
@bigbadbillb
@bigbadbillb 3 года назад
I'm not Hispanic but was born and raised in Southern California and know my fair share of Spanish slang. This killed me!!
@elettramia6380
@elettramia6380 Год назад
Hispanics are Spaniards. The majority of Mexicans are indigenous Americans and mestizo Americans. North Americans are culturally brainwashed. Italian is Not and ethnicity nor a race, it is a nationality with different diasporas such as Northern European white diaspora and Mediterranean southern European Latin diaspora. Genetically, ethnically and racially we have absolutely nothing in common and we look nothing alike due to our differences in diaspora. Italians are Not a monolith group, Europeans in general are Not a monolith group just like all other continents. 🙄THE CULTURA LATINA, THE LATIN PEOPLE, THE LATINO (Latini) TRIBES, THE LATIN ETHNICITY ALL COME FROM ITALY! LATINO IS THE SOLE IDENTITY OF SOUTHERN EUROPEAN LATIN MEDITERRANEAN DIASPORA. Latin europe was Latinized by ROME ITALY hence how Latina italy got the name Latina. & HISPANIC (Hispania) is literally the Latin language MEANING SPAIN NOT the NATIVE AMERICANS they Colonized. Latin America got its name SOLELY and ONLY to mean the part of the Americas CONQUERED by LATIN EUROPE and that is all it will EVER MEAN. Latin ORIGIN, HISTORY& people are NON INTERCHANGEABLE. STOP THE CULTURAL THEFT OF MY PEOPLE& OUR ANCESTRY. BRAINWASHED AMERICAN/ MOSTLY NORTH AMERICAN CULTURAL APPROPRIATION & CULTURAL THEFT FOR "PROFIT AND GAIN" WILL NEVER BE LATINO. CULTURAL APPROPRIATION EXIST BECAUSE THOSE LIKE YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BENEFIT FROM THE CULTURAL THEFT TOWARDS US TRUE LATIN PEOPLE AND OUR HISTORICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS! AND US TRUE LATINS ARE & HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MULTI GENETICALLY MIXED ETHNIC PEOPLE DUE TO OUR GENETIC CONTRIBUTORS FROM OUR MIDDLE EASTERN (ASIAN), NORTHERN AFRICAN, AND ETHNIC BALKAN DNA. THERE ARE NO "WHITE" LATINS. JUST MORE ASSIMILATION . SOUTH CENTRAL AMERICANS AND MEXICANS ARE NATIVE AMERICANS, MESTIZOS, CASTIZOS, PARDOS, ZAMBOS, AND PURE SUB SAHARAN AFRICANS. NOT LATINS, NOT LATIN BLOOD, THEREFORE NOT LATINO. IN SOUTH CENTRAL AMERICA AND MÉXICO THE ONLY PEOPLE CALLED LATINO AND HISPANIC ARE US SOUTHERN EUROPEANS OF LATIN MEDITERRANEAN ORIGIN. OBVIOUSLY THE SAME IN LATIN EUROPE. PUSHING AND CONTRIBUTING TO BRAINWASHED NORTH AMERICAN MISAPPROPRIATION OF FOREIGN TERMS SUCH AS LATIN/LATINO AS TRENDING PROPAGANDA FOR SOCIAL STATUS TO APPEAR MORE DESIRABLE DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE CONTINUING CONTRIBUTIONS OF CULTURAL THEFT. THE TERM LATINO DERIVES FROM THE TERM LATINI, THE LATINI WHERE THE VERY FIRST LATIN TRIBE TO EXIST FROM ITALY! LATINI IS PLURAL MEANING MORE THAN ONE LATINO! AND LATINO IS SINGULAR FOR LATINI MEANING ONE LATINO. THE SAME WITH LATINA AND LATINE. ALL TERMS CREATED BY THE TRUE LATIN PEOPLE OF ITALY. THE AMERICAN MUTILATION AND CULTURAL RAPE OF LATIN EUROPEAN TERMS NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED.
@JayJay-yz5gb
@JayJay-yz5gb 4 года назад
Intensely funny . I laughed, screeched and cried watching this .
@danielbeauchamp4655
@danielbeauchamp4655 4 года назад
I saw him when he came to Montreal, I had a blast. Very funny.
@christophermichael5764
@christophermichael5764 4 года назад
this guy is telling the story of my life.
@ryanchristopher3257
@ryanchristopher3257 4 года назад
Damn I just realized that I forgot my tape measure at work.
@dj_6ix20two6
@dj_6ix20two6 2 года назад
“Quarter eights of an inch” That. Is. GOLD! 😂😂😂😂
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 года назад
*The body movements 😂☠️😭 gold*
@CES1122
@CES1122 3 года назад
This guy just makes my day whenever I’m depressed I watch these vids allday by far best comic ever.
@rdl8878
@rdl8878 4 года назад
The way he moves, I swear he's made of rubber. He's a modern day Robin Williams - hilarious and with the moves. Those teeth - his dentist must be quite a pro.
@titigreatness7657
@titigreatness7657 4 года назад
I love the way you speak Spanish😂
@dassydoodles
@dassydoodles 4 месяца назад
One of the best clips I’ve ever seen from s comedian. I cry laugh every time
@lindadiblasi1226
@lindadiblasi1226 4 года назад
What a great comedian . I can watch and rewatch when I need a good laugh.
@LadiesDayOut
@LadiesDayOut 4 года назад
Hispanic and love his comedy, mtv awards skit was hilarious! Those ppl so didnt get it..
@jayperez6142
@jayperez6142 Год назад
He’s not lying. Sometimes I wake up bored on a weekend and I just put things together. Like yeah. We needed a nice patio area in the backyard so make it 😂
@doreenevans5945
@doreenevans5945 2 месяца назад
You are by far my favorite comedian.
@traceyclarke9331
@traceyclarke9331 4 года назад
Saw him last year in concert!!!! Amazing comedian!!!
@Coldlife565
@Coldlife565 3 года назад
Just discovered this guy. Hes the greatest ive seen in a while
@Snooch-wi6yq
@Snooch-wi6yq 3 года назад
Every time I wander the aisle at HomeDipshit this shit enters my mind. Fooking fantastic.
@mona2242
@mona2242 3 года назад
I’m glad that most comments are positive here. Just 5 yrs ago comedy covered all subjects, all races & all genders. The legends such as Robin Williams poked fun at everyone , he simply reflected back to us the truth with a little bit of a twist. Nobody was offended . Sebastian has studied human nature and their habits. He pokes fun at his wife, his in-laws and his own father. He brings me joy, he brings me back to the way I was raised . Damn , we censor everything we might as well bring the curtain down on life.
@msm9430
@msm9430 4 года назад
I'm totally like this. Not quite gifted so I have to hire or rely on the wife. The occasional trip to Home Depot is a circus. I laughed so hard. Awesome!
@thurgrum
@thurgrum 4 года назад
Lol i built a deck last week on my days off by myself.
@SocoJ
@SocoJ 3 года назад
I never see time when I'm listening to this legend! Love this dude! Straight hilarious! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥰
@austintxgalfromcali8801
@austintxgalfromcali8801 4 года назад
Yup, I am living this right now with my landscape project in my backyard. 🤣
@rickprime83
@rickprime83 4 года назад
Im Mexican and I help out my dad in contract works he gets and he goes "dame esa chingadera" (give me that chingadera) and I go "esta chingadera o esa chingadera?" (this chingadera or that chingadera). ALL THE TIME!!!!
@toti26
@toti26 4 года назад
Another one very used in Mexico is the "pasame el ese de la desa".
@jorgepadilla9945
@jorgepadilla9945 4 года назад
freddy soto joke.. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iFVfCgBrR1s.html
@SuchaCaligrrl
@SuchaCaligrrl 4 года назад
🤣🤣😂
@SuchaCaligrrl
@SuchaCaligrrl 4 года назад
@Ms Rana Chingadera = rhay fucking shit, that stupid shit, that dumb shit...
@mellamoarts
@mellamoarts 4 года назад
@@toti26 LMAOOOOO
@dannamusic1
@dannamusic1 4 года назад
My stomach hurts from laughing 😂 omg it’s tooooo funny
@JohnJJ1221
@JohnJJ1221 4 года назад
😭😭😭😭😭why is it always a Ford festiva!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@joann5157
@joann5157 4 года назад
This is HILARIOUS! I love Sebastian!!
@kostatasoulis9720
@kostatasoulis9720 4 года назад
He nails this! 😂
@gladglad1362
@gladglad1362 4 года назад
I love this guy. Omg 😂😂😂
@MM-uy9hd
@MM-uy9hd 4 года назад
Laughed my ass off with the Home Depot jokes!!!
@brunab8867
@brunab8867 4 года назад
the best stand up comedian i ever heard.
@anothergamer112
@anothergamer112 3 года назад
As someone who helps my dad with carpentry work alot, this was way too relatable.
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