Sebastian Stan And Anthony Mackie Read Thirst Tweets 

: "sebastian is a one thicc bih" Him: "THATS KIND"

Seb is the introvert who is adopted by Mackie the extrovert and thus they make such an iconic duo

Sebastian Stan literally having no clue what those people mean, he really is a 106 year old man

sebastian stan not understanding social media just confirms he is bucky

Sebastian: *screaming internally* Anthony: gEt SoMe!

anthony mackie referring to his ass as the “round brown” is the most iconic moment of 2019 so far

Imagine poor tom hiddleston reading thirst Tweets about himself, he’d be so terrified

I really hope Sebastian Stan never finds Sebastian Stan TikTok...he'll never speak to any of us again. Anthony would add all our numbers on his phone.

Sebastian is absolutely bewildered and frightened by our thirst while Anthony just looks at the kinkiest ones and goes 'aww thanks.' I love these two.

Sebastion about the tweets at him: *detached, uncomfortable, vaguely disgusted* Sebastion about the tweets at Anthony: I am in 100% agreement with everything that tweet says.

"Put that shield against my neck", that line aged like milk 😅

"Anthony Mackie's ass is the REAL America's Ass" That tweet couldn't be so spot on rn

From this I've gathered that Anthony was having the time of his life while Sebastian was like "I'm not drunk enough for this"

*sebastian stan after reading a thirst tweets* : "Thank god I don’t have Twitter and this is WHY!"

If seb is worried about the thirst tweets, I really hope he doesn't delve into tiktok

Sebastian is SO uncomfortable with people complimenting his looks. He even still blushes and gets flustered when Anthony does it. He's mentioned before that he struggles with body dysmorphia, so I wonder if he can even see a fraction of how beautiful he is, poor baby. I bet you anything they HAD to find the tamest thirst tweets they could for him because otherwise he'd hide in his room and never come out again lol

*Hears/reads a thirst tweet* Sebastian: *drinks constantly to avoid the awkwardness* thankyou. Very kind.

"sebastian stan is a one thicc bih" "that's...kind"

Anthony: aww that's sweet. Sebastian: *dies continuously on the inside.

Why is nobody talking about Seb at the end: "Good night and good luck!" LMFAO

Seb: Thank you very kind :) Anthony: LETS DO THIS HIT ME UP

I like that Anthony was fully into it, and Sebastian was having an exitensial crisis

"I want someone to look at me the way Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie look at each other." Falcon and the Winter Soldier S01E02

anthony: "put that shield against my neck" me: "not john walker-"

Me at the start: THANK YOU FOR THIS Me at the end: THATS IT ARE YOU SERIOUS WE ALL KNOW ITS WORSE

“Thank god I don’t have Twitter AND THIS IS WHY” *BIG MOOD*

Sebastian: “tHaTs KiNd” Anthony: “LETS DO THIS”

Can we talk about the fact the Anthony and Sebastian are the literal definition of platonic soulmates

I love how straight forward Anthony is when he says “bitch”

no one: Sebastian stan: thank you, that's very kind :)

whoever decided to pair anthony and sebastian together deserves a raise

Marvel really said “put Sebastian with Anthony. Anthony will make him talk.” Whichever genius said that deserves a raise

ya’ll went easy on Sebastian. i’ve seen some THIRSTY tweets bout him

Sebastian does not want to be here but Anthony on the other hand is having the time of his life

they’re so much like their characters it’s fucking insane

Should be called “Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan read Vanilla “Thirst” Tweets.”

plot twist: they wrote the thirst tweets for each other

Seb's akwardness gives me life

1:00 "SQUATTING IS MY PASSION NOT MY PURPOSE"

Me singing to Sebastian: I love you b-i-h. I ain't gonna stop loving you b-i-h.

"Thank god I don't have Twitter aND THIS IS WHY!!!" Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The “shield against my neck” line hits different after Episode 4 *gives John Walker the Jim Halpert stare*

The thing is, Anthony’s casual conversation comedic timing is spot on.

Seb: "That's, uh, kind!" *Tiny smile saying that he's done with humanity*

Mackie and Stan have polarized personalities but somehow great chemistry and equal levels of attractiveness tf

"put that shield against my neck" damn that be hitting different now

“put that shield against my neck” man they really took notes after hearing that huh

Now I want Chris Evans to read thirst tweets 😂

all of these are about mackie bc they couldn’t find ones pg enough to stop seb from dying of embarrassment 🤷🏻‍♀️

You can see that he was happier with the blue eyes tweet than the "split me in half" tweet

Leave Bucky alone, he’s 106 years old, he doesn’t know what tf any of these comments mean!

Anthony's tweets were wayyy more thirsty than Seb's but the way Seb reacted to the most vanilla tweets tells me why 😂

Me showing up on Sebastians door step dressed as a cashew: •_•

I love how "patootie" and "pie" look like exactly the same word to Anthony lol

Sebastian Stans are way thirstier than this, but maybe buzzfeed know that Seb is bad at handling compliments, and they don't want to kill him.

Make Sebastian read fanfictions and I bet he'd be completely done with humanity lmao

"good night and good luck" is forever hilarious

"Thank god I don't have Twitter and this is why!" I hope he doesn't read fanfictions. He'll never go out again.

Is it even possible to make Anthony Mackie blush? Highly doubt it.

1:43 Sebastian being done with us after one mild thirst tweet sebby you’re fandom is much MORE thirstier than that

At 1:22 when sebastian stan says “i feel good” he looks so flustered and looks away bashfully its absolutely adorable omg.

2:17 DID NOT AGE WELL LMAO

Bountiful nature of the round brown. *- Anthony Mackie 2019*

0:38 the original tweet said 'sebastian stan is one thic bih let me see that sebussy' THEY REALLY CROPPED IT LMFAO I-

“Thank god I don’t have Twitter and THIS IS WHY” LMAOOOO

This duo will forever be everything.

Ok get Chris Evans next. A proper thirst tweet, thank you

we’re are literally witnessing Sebastian go through an existential crisis firsthand

2:19 the look on Sebastian’s face just screams “help me”

Sebastian: Cashews are my favorite tho. *wink* Every woman watching: 🤰

Can’t wait for Sebastian to get all shy on us and Anthony laugh his ass off at him

Can we talk about how Sebastian says “pistachio”

The way Sebastian Stan is reacting to the thirst tweets 😂😂 Sir, never ever get a tiktok or a wattpad please. You would be traumatized. 😂😂😂

Somebody compliment him about his eyes and he already blushing like that lol, imagine if the "real" thirst tweets were shown😂

Anthony : *"I work a lot to keep the bountiful nature of the round brown."* The Iconicness jumped out. What a god.

We need Jensen and Jared and misha to all read thirst tweets

i love how some celebrities just reply to these with “thanks, how kind😃” i’m deaddd😭

0:15 *"i want someone to look at me the way sebastian stan and anthony mackie look at each other"* Seb and Anthony looking at each other exactly like described Me: thank u

“The bountiful nature of the round brown”💀😂😂😂took me out

"Send tweet? What is that?" -Sebastian

Anthony + Sebastian’s friendship irl: ❤️🥰😁 Their relationship on screen: 😑🙄🤬😒

" I work a lot to keep the Bountiful nature of the Round Brown alive" - Anthony Mackie

people: aggressively compliment sebastian sebastian: dISGUSTING people: aggressively compliment Anthony Sebastian: No yeah i absolutely agree

they didn’t even begin to scratch the surface with seb’s thirst tweets, the things i see on the daily would scar that man 😂

I could listen to Sebastian's cute giggle at 1:11 all day

Well... This was very anticlimactic. I mean WE ALL know how thirsty people are for Sebastian.

Can we have Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston reading thirst tweets😂

1:08 Sebastian Stan saying *Home* melts my heart :)

Can we just appreciate when Anthony said “ I work a lot to keep the bountiful nature of the round brown alive, so enjoy it, Get some” 🤣🤣🤣

Two minutes???? There's A LOT of thirst tweets for them. We could've had hours

Now I just need thirst tweets for Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey jr., Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth.

I am still unsure if Anthony has actually been on Sebastian's couch or not

0:45 Seb responding with "I concur" is one of the best things I've ever heard 🤣🤣

CAN YALL LISTEN AND GIVE US SEBASTIAN ANSWERING QUESTIONS WHILE PLAYING WITH PUPPIES

Every interview: Anthony: oMg sEbS cOuCh iS LiT

anthony is the best person to interview EVEE

"Thank GOD I don't have twitter AND THIS IS WHY!" -Sebastian Stan

Sebastian: Thank *god* I don't have Twitter and THIS IS WHY!!! Anthony: Because you don't like pistachios? Sebastian: *internally screams*

Anyone giggled when Seb said “cashews are my favorite tho” and winked?? No? Just me? Okie...

Leo loves Sebastian Stan