SEC Roll Call - Week 3 (2024 Season) 

Our offense is clearly Walmart PLUS, thank ya! 😂

Rocky chopped. That's hilarious 😂

Matt please take pity on your ACC watchers who are just 😞. Please have ACC roll call for basketball. We need something. Help us😢😢

@@alostrich but the defense is very DG minus

Strangers ain’t come down…

is it though?

I thought they were having a breakdown and talking to Coach Bryant😂

@@wgowshipping Paul is basically their therapist.

He is definitely their cheer squad leader.

Oooh, THAT's who the "Paul" is on the other end of the line. Now I get it! 😆

As long as they remember to fall down like a broken lawn chair and Darth Mizz cleans up this "ugly" win routine. Hopefully we can still pull off a 7-0 by the time we get to BAMA!

God bless Vandy, they tried.

Listen, we don't need Vandy to win football games. It's great when they do, and we're always proud of them when it happens, but that's not why they're here. They're here to lift up the GPA of the entire conference, and they carry that burden on their backs like Atlas himself. Also baseball and...bowling apparently? They're pretty good at those.

Georgia State sends their regards.

Lol😂

How to completely and accurately the value an SEC college degree.

I barely even follow my local Big Noneuclidean Number football team, but still think these are freaking hilarious

I read it as mustard's level degree

Yet, here I am, a complete know nothing about the SEC, enjoying the smack out of these videos... they're multi-level and multi-faceted works of sporty art!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nobody expects the Dolly jump scare!

Nor the Spanish Inquisition ​@@BrooksMoses

I think that's the point

I took a sip of my Mt. Dew thinking I was safe......I was indeed not safe

​@shanefrederick7731 no one wants the Spanish Inquisition.

Right!!! As long as we don't do anything to be put at the "little kids" table or worse!!!

Your existence**

This and SEC Shorts

⁠SEC Shorts is hit or miss…Matt nails it every time.

Yes!

Yup

Absolutely agree.

As a Arkansas fan I laughed very hard at that lol

It’s funny because it’s true

I mean that is pretty much what we are

I’m a hog fan, and it fits.

It really was. I'm a hog through and through, and that was just GOLD!! lol

Saaammeeee! (Ooltewah) There are larger than life sized Little Debbie cakes around for kids to play on!

I have been to the factory in Collegedale.

I was there today with my daughter!

@@BarbaraShafferIsagenixwe’re in Soddy so we’re well aware too lol.

Nobody doubts Mike's little Debbie knowledge.

As someone who watched the Kentucky game in a room of Georgia fans, I can agree that is accurate.

I’m a life long Dawg fan from generations of Dawg fans. We were all sweating on Saturday. Whew. Go Dawgs!! ❤️🖤

@@GrantGraff yeah that was NOT a pleasant game to watch. Show of hands, how many people were cussing Mike Bobo by halftime?

@@ashleighelizabeth5916✋

The breathing heavy and not really doing anything else other than still not being defeated is so us. This is what we've all known as "pulling a Georgia"

RTR, but I'm right there with ya.

To quote another great sec show “Pimp Down”.

Us Tennessee fans knew what it was like to be a Vandy fan for about 15 years.

Yes you are

​@@Kbrady8207 Pimp down, indeed. 😮‍💨

Same with Texas Saturday. Up so bad we put in the 3rd string qb.

Well we were playing UTSA

M I Z

ZOU

ZOU!

I know. I’ve got goosebumps 😂. MIZ

At least we’ve got the best character…other than hellswamp Florida lol

Texas does have a Charmin Ultra Soft schedule, the only ranked opponents on it are OU and Georgia.

Uh ya. Oh well. OU you will probably beat them again. ​@CrashB111

😂😂😂😂

@@willreed6155 Pfft, not with our current O-Line play.

​@@CrashB111 Wusses. Sittin easy up there at the top. Psshh. Horns down. Tuck Fexas. #BoomerSooner

The story of our lives 😅😂

This Horn fan is pulling for yall Saturday. Tenn. doesn’t realize Norman ain’t no fun place to play. Hope yall get em

Welcome

Welcome to the glory that is SEC football. IMHO, Texas and Oklahoma are great fit for this conference. #BoutDamnTime

And now as a newcomer you’ll be waiting around all day on Mondays wondering when SEC Roll Call and SEC Shorts videos are going to release video.

Was checking on the hour. ​@@mikeallison5549

@@mikeallison5549 Already there! LOL!

MIZZ....

ZOU

RAH

My grown, middle child and I started a new tradition 3 years ago, we have decided to go see a game in the different stadiums around the country and it is already obvious that the saying “SEC, it just means more” is not hyperbole. We just invest in our teams, personally, so much more.

Nah, we'll just take a bong rip. Oklahoma is a weed fanbase now.

​@@kcnichols8968Still

Oh, and don’t try to challenge the male cheerleaders to a push-up contest. They’ll smoke ya!

Curious to how it compares to the number of times our band plays the fight song.

NC St is not a cupcake. That win will look better and better as the seaaon wears on. We about to tip that wagon over SOONER rather than later.

@@dee-taylormaybe, they have struggled against 2 teams they probably should of blown out. Long season ahead though!

I think we may struggle a little offensively in the first half, lots of runs, possibly a pick as Nico settles in. In the second half I think Nico will be comfortable to really get to work. Or Nico can continue to prove he’s him and be hot off the start. I’m excited either way.

As a Sooner Fan, I'm a litte scared of what Tennessee might do to us this weekend. I just hope it's a good game and the sooner fans give Josh Heupel a standing ovation when he gets on the field.

@@tdooutdoors if the same team from the past two weeks shows up for yall then I would also be scared. I’m not trying to talk shit, yall have a lot of injuries right now right?

I mean… that first half felt like an imposter team… looked similar but performance not quite up to snuff.

​@@MisplacedArkie I hate to say it but we might have to put a coach on clearance before we get any better.

I see what you did there, heh. Yk, cuz walmart has their generic brand named "Great Value" heh.

Ngl that great value comment was hurtful

@@dylanfincher7578 the truth always is friend.

Sad, really.

The refs definitely were not having a good game, but the players were making some creatively boneheaded plays themselves. In any case, it was extremely entertaining!

South Carolina played a helluva game, LSU played like Garbage. We got shafted.

@@dan-patrickobrien3580shut uppppp crybaby, you choke a 17 point lead at home and had a touchdown gifted to you on an uncalled illegal punt block. Sorry your team is so ass they can’t manage to beat a team that literally fumbled the ball straight to you on a critical 4th quarter drive.

​@@lew526plenty teams had more penalties than usual by simply doing their job. The refs are out of control

Me too and I'm a Sooners fan so it kinda hurts a little 😅

Me too!😂😂😂😂

That one KILLED me! Matt's on fire!

Ours ran a naked boot for a touchdown against Alabama. But it was because nobody expected him to run. Arch does have the slow down on tip toes that Peyton did, though.

Between Manning and Reed, it was a good night for Texas SEC backup quarterbacks.

​@@Smokey_Ayou must be referring to his grandfather Archie right? Archie Manning was the original runner and would have been an excellent dual threat in the NFL if he had an O line and he didn't have to run for his life. Saints sucked really bad back then.

I don’t recall OU playing Michigan in Ann Arbor. Ever.

uhum - last years National Champion -- it's not our fault they were worse than everyone expected folks --- Georgia -- running for the natty THIS year -- NO cupcake folks --- Arkansas -- hates us and we're playing at Arkansas -- and the infamous tamu -- who hates us even more, and we are in College Station -- yep -- cupcakes ... LOL -- oh don't forget OU, you have Bama too ( we played them 2 yrs in a row -- it's now your turn )

Jeez quit cryin!!!

@@storm7586 exactly

OU is on it.

Even Peyton made a joke about how athleticism skipped a generation because he and Eli have two left feet.

Yeah, Matt’s smokin’ em.

Honestly if Vandy could surprise some people, it would be kinda funny if Vandy could steal the Darth persona and be called Darth Vandy! I think that would be perfect! 😅

😂 ZOU!!

ZOU!

RAH

Yeah the SEC really don't like us and its always shown.. The moment we lose it we suck and we never belonged. We shall see what happens.

Somehow this is worse than '79 and I guess we can tell stories about it later if we live through it.

@@JBinFL Give 'em hell Pell

Gig em!

Go Cyclones

I'm so happy you're here buddy. Good luck next week bro.

Me too, man. I'm a State alumnus and lifelong fan, but I am almost ashamed to wear my State shirts in public right now lol.

Yeah it's gonna be rough for us likely for the next couple years......

There over / under for the season was 2.5 I hope a lot of people took the over.

pimp down

Na

I’m from this area and it was what got me too 😂 definitely wasn’t expecting a Collegedale reference

Yeah that was pretty good. The Chattanooga area folks get it.

@@Swordmovies318Official I got it because I did some business years ago with McKees.

DARTH Mizzou, not Dark Mizzou

Do you not remember Joker Phillips? Bill Curry? 🤣

I'm waiting for Red Eyed Dolly to become a new co-mascot

@@jerm724 Smokey 🤝 Demon Dolly

*you're* *yourself*

What for???

As a Texas fan. Count out the Sooners at your own peril. Never count out OU

We have a habit of playing to our competition.

I'm really surprised I had to scroll so far to see this comment. That mess made me LOL while my wife is trying to put our 7 month old down.

If we somehow pull off winning the Tennessee game my stress level will go down alot

It's all we've ever wanted

Must be nice. #gigem

Hahaha 😂

lol Dolly’s glowing eyes… ish is about to get real😊

Well.... Our game versus Boston College was more like a Dollar General win. Not even a new "DG Markets" win, but as they say "a win is still a win, no matter how ugly!!" May the Darth Mizz extend to 7-0 when we get to BAMA and time will tell what either of us look like when you get up here to Columbia on Nov 30th!! To use a poker phrase "I see your WPS and raise you a Darth Mizz" hahaha!!

Yeah, too bad they lost the game entirely in the last quarter!!

@@thejestor9378 yeah losing our starting QB and then some stupid penalty’s on big plays

@@brandonwhitmire4610 It was so close to being a shutout.

​@@thejestor9378lost our QB and shafted by bad calls especially in the 4th quarter. Literally 14 points taken away by the refs.. sure bud. 😅 not to mention sellers replacement was garbage. Carolina is a force to be reckoned with this year. Rocket and our kicker (can't remember his name off the top) are top teir players. Ole miss on the choppin block next, maybe even an alabama slaughter. 🤙🐓

@@dan-patrickobrien3580I was saying ya’ll had it close to being one. As it was literally all in the 4th that LSU made it back. You need to learn to chill bud.